The Spring 2006 season draws to a close, with I'm Gonna Belt Ya, Sucka! officially earning this season's championship title! A stagnated final week resulted in absolutely no movement in the standings. Freda Schroeder picked up this week's high game (164) and series (453) for the women, while Pat Searcy earned this week's high game (241) and series (648) for the men. Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 21 & 22: I'm Gonna Belt Ya, Sucka! spent a romantic evening with Bowl Movement. Led by #1 Power Ranked and #1 Head-to-Head Pat Searcy and his above-average 648 series, the Belt split the series with Bowl Movement. In the midst of this, David Codding mastered Bowl Movement with his 574 as they matched their opponent in wins. I'm Gonna Belt Ya, Sucka! finish in 1st place, while Bowl Movement end up with 2nd.

On lanes 23 & 24: Bora Bora kept stealing sips of beer from Sweeter Than Yoohoo. Headlined by Dennis Laube with his above-average 555 series, Bora Bora split the series with Yoohoo. Countering this, Thomas Lin laid down the law in Yoohoo with his 565 as they matched their opponent in wins. Bora Bora end in 3rd place, while Yoohoo come out in 4th.

On lanes 25 & 26: Split Happens took turns kicking the ball return with Guttersluts. Notwithstanding the leadership of James Long with his below-average 471 series, Split Happens accomplished only 1 win against Guttersluts. On the flipside, Dana Babler guided Guttersluts with her dramatic 411 as her team took the series with 3 wins. Split Happens close out in 5th place, while Guttersluts go home with 6th.

Finally, down on lanes 27 & 28: Yo Mama entered a showdown to the death with Tatonka. Topped by Most Valuable Bowler Jason Caton and his amazing 510 series, Yo Mama celebrated a clean sweep over Tatonka. In the meantime, Will Jeter took the lead in Tatonka with his above-average 480 despite his team getting swept. Yo Mama end the season in 7th place, while Tatonka wind up in 8th.

Bowlers rolling into The 200 Club include: Carl Goetz (216), David Codding (224), Ken M. Wilson (215), Pat Searcy (215,241), Seth Gunderson (222), and Thomas Lin (205,215)

After a hard fought season, the Tournament of Champions was won tonight by Dennis Laube (Division 2), with landing in second place. Dennis will pocket the nice first-place pot, while will take away the second-place pot. Congratulations!

THIS WEEK'S MVB Jason Caton Runner Up: (See Posting)	#1 POWER BOWLER Pat Searcy Runner Up: Jason Caton	#1 H2H BOWLER Pat Searcy Runner Up: Jason Caton
FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE) "I didn't blame anyone for the loss of my legs. Some Chinaman took them from me in Korea." Michael Basham, always with an excuse for a crappy game.