The fifteenth week of Spring 2006 saw one team climb in the standings, while one team slipped. One bowler set a new personal best series, and three rolled new personal high games. Freda Schroeder picked up this week's high game (181) and series (472) for the women. As for the men, Tim Segraves snagged this week's high game with a 246, and high series was earned by Carl Goetz with a 644. Meanwhile, Tournament of Champions is officially down to its final eight bowlers, who will face each other next week competing for two cash prizes! Read on for all the rest of the details!
First up, on lanes 21 & 22: Bora Bora alternated between bowling and dry humping Yo Mama. Blessed by Dennis Laube with his above-average 528 series, with kudos to Most Valuable Bowler Phil Schroeder, Bora Bora collected 3 wins against Yo Mama. Conversely, Jason Caton drew the spotlight in Yo Mama with his 422 despite his team notching only a single win. Bora Bora remains in 3rd place, while Yo Mama sinks 1 spot to 7th.
On lanes 23 & 24: Tatonka couldn't stop undressing with their eyes the members of I'm Gonna Belt Ya, Sucka!. While headlined by Andy McLeod with his above-average 474 series, Tatonka got swept by the Belt. Meanwhile, #1 Power Ranked and #1 Head-to-Head Rich DeYoung called the shots for the Belt with his marvelous 629 as they swept the competition. Tatonka remains in 8th place, while the Belt remains in 1st.
On lanes 25 & 26: Guttersluts accepted a challenge by Bowl Movement. Highlighting the skills of Travis Kleiner with his thrilling 469 series, Guttersluts celebrated a clean sweep over Bowl Movement. Concurrently, Carl Goetz dominated Bowl Movement with his above-average 644 despite his team getting swept. Guttersluts leap 1 spot in the standings to 6th place, while Bowl Movement remains in 2nd.
Finally, down on lanes 27 & 28: Split Happens matched wits with Sweeter Than Yoohoo. Although topped by James Long with his 547 series, Split Happens accomplished only 1 win against Yoohoo. On the other half of the score sheet, Tim Segraves mastered Yoohoo with his 534 as his team took the series with 3 wins. Split Happens remains in 5th place, while Yoohoo remains in 4th.
Bowlers enjoying a guest admission to The 200 Club include: Carl Goetz (214,235), James Long (217), Rich DeYoung (219,226), Scott Murdock (228), and Tim Segraves (246)

In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Carl Goetz clobbered Division 1, while nobody claimed victory in Division 2 (though Phil Schroeder came closest). Will Jeter shut down Division 3, and nobody claimed victory in Division 4 (though Tracy Rychlewski came closest). Finally, Dennis Laube (Division 2) staked a claim for the Iron Throne in this week's Interdivisional bracket.Finally, Andrea Wilson (Division 4) staked a claim for the Iron Throne in this week's Interdivisional bracket. Congratulations to our division champions! The following eight people will compete next week for the big prize!
NEXT WEEK:
- First, on lanes 21&22, 1st-place I'm Gonna Belt Ya, Sucka! (hcp 740) will match wits with 2nd-place Bowl Movement. The Belt is expected to drop their averages like a brick as they get swept; while Bowl Movement is forecast to hold steady as they rack up a sweep.
- Moving to lanes 23&24, 3rd-place Bora Bora will hang out with 4th-place Sweeter Than Yoohoo. Bora Bora might watch their averages take a plunge, but split the series with Yoohoo; while Yoohoo ought to see their team average take a dive while they keep the series tied.
- Then, over on lanes 25&26, 5th-place Split Happens (hcp 447) will meet with 6th-place Guttersluts. Split Happens will likely have the bottom drop out of their averages as they get swept; while Guttersluts will probably hold steady as they rack up a sweep.
- Finally, on lanes 27&28, 7th-place Yo Mama will test their mettle against 8th-place Tatonka. Yo Mama is predicted to have their averages plummet, but split the series with Tatonka; while Tatonka is anticipated to see their team average take a dive while they keep the series tied.
THIS WEEK'S MVB
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FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE)
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Pos. | Team name | Record | Percent | Total Pins | Change |
1 | I'm Gonna Belt Ya, Sucka! | 43-17 | .717 | 38,814 | n/a |
2 | Bowl Movement | 36-24 | .600 | 41,667 | n/a |
3 | Bora Bora | 32-28 | .533 | 34,740 | n/a |
4 | Sweeter Than Yoohoo | 32-28 | .533 | 34,177 | n/a |
5 | Split Happens | 28.5-31.5 | .475 | 31,639 | n/a |
6 | Guttersluts | 26.5-33.5 | .442 | 25,190 | +1 |
7 | Yo Mama | 24-36 | .400 | 30,961 | -1 |
8 | Tatonka | 18-42 | .300 | 29,826 | n/a |