The fifteenth week of Spring 2006 saw one team climb in the standings, while one team slipped. One bowler set a new personal best series, and three rolled new personal high games. Freda Schroeder picked up this week's high game (181) and series (472) for the women. As for the men, Tim Segraves snagged this week's high game with a 246, and high series was earned by Carl Goetz with a 644. Meanwhile, Tournament of Champions is officially down to its final eight bowlers, who will face each other next week competing for two cash prizes! Read on for all the rest of the details!
First up, on lanes 21 & 22: Bora Bora alternated splits with Yo Mama. Featuring Dennis Laube with his above-average 528 series, with kudos to Most Valuable Bowler Phil Schroeder, Bora Bora collected 3 wins against Yo Mama. In the meantime, Jason Caton laid down the law in Yo Mama with his 422 despite his team notching only a single win. Bora Bora remains in 3rd place, while Yo Mama sinks 1 spot to 7th.
On lanes 23 & 24: Tatonka tussled with I'm Gonna Belt Ya, Sucka!. Notwithstanding the leadership of Andy McLeod with his above-average 474 series, Tatonka got swept by the Belt. While that was going down, #1 Power Ranked and #1 Head-to-Head Rich DeYoung drew the spotlight in the Belt with his miraculous 629 as they swept the competition. Tatonka remains in 8th place, while the Belt remains in 1st.
On lanes 25 & 26: Guttersluts couldn't stop undressing with their eyes the members of Bowl Movement. Demonstrating the prowess of Travis Kleiner with his astounding 469 series, Guttersluts celebrated a clean sweep over Bowl Movement. Simultaneously, Carl Goetz took the lead in Bowl Movement with his above-average 644 despite his team getting swept. Guttersluts leap 1 spot in the standings to 6th place, while Bowl Movement remains in 2nd.
Finally, down on lanes 27 & 28: Split Happens alternated between bowling and dry humping Sweeter Than Yoohoo. In spite of top-billing by James Long with his 547 series, Split Happens accomplished only 1 win against Yoohoo. Conversely, Tim Segraves showed off in Yoohoo with his 534 as his team took the series with 3 wins. Split Happens remains in 5th place, while Yoohoo remains in 4th.
Bowlers slipping into The 200 Club include: Carl Goetz (214,235), James Long (217), Rich DeYoung (219,226), Scott Murdock (228), and Tim Segraves (246)


New
personal high games were set tonight by
Scott Murdock (228, previous best 204),
Andrea Wilson (169, previous best 168), and
Amanda Cox Jeter (158, previous best 155). In addition, a new
personal best series was rolled by Amanda Cox Jeter (446, previous best 387).

In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Carl Goetz ruled Division 1, while nobody claimed victory in Division 2 (though Phil Schroeder came closest). Will Jeter swept Division 3, and nobody claimed victory in Division 4 (though Tracy Rychlewski came closest). Finally, Dennis Laube (Division 2) made quick work of this week's Interdivisional bracket.Finally, Andrea Wilson (Division 4) made quick work of this week's Interdivisional bracket.
Congratulations to our division champions! The following eight people will compete next week for the big prize!
NEXT WEEK: - First, on lanes 21&22, 1st-place I'm Gonna Belt Ya, Sucka! (hcp 740) will spend some quality time with 2nd-place Bowl Movement. The Belt is expected to have their averages plummet as they get swept; while Bowl Movement is forecast to hold steady as they rack up a sweep.
- Moving to lanes 23&24, 3rd-place Bora Bora will test their mettle against 4th-place Sweeter Than Yoohoo. Bora Bora might watch their averages take a plunge, but split the series with Yoohoo; while Yoohoo ought to see their team average take a dive while they keep the series tied.
- Then, over on lanes 25&26, 5th-place Split Happens (hcp 447) will throw some gutter balls with 6th-place Guttersluts. Split Happens will likely see their averages fall off a cliff as they get swept; while Guttersluts will probably hold steady as they rack up a sweep.
- Finally, on lanes 27&28, 7th-place Yo Mama will compete against 8th-place Tatonka. Yo Mama is predicted to perform weakly, but split the series with Tatonka; while Tatonka is anticipated to see their team average take a dive while they keep the series tied.
*(Remember, the predicted results above are based on mathematical extrapolations and can be changed by all sorts of factors. If you don't like how your team's results are predicted, you and your teammates have the power to prove the math wrong!)
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#1 POWER BOWLER
 Rich DeYoung Runner Up: Amanda Cox Jeter
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#1 H2H BOWLER
 Rich DeYoung Runner Up: Carl Goetz
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FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE)
"I don't know you got it in but I want you to get it out!"
Dennis Laube, to Will Jeter, on a piece of cheese stick wedged in his thumb hole.
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EXPANDED STANDINGS
Top Individual Achievements for Week 15