A stagnated tenth week of Spring 2006 resulted in absolutely no movement in the standings. Tracy Rychlewski landed this week's high game for the women with a 155, and women's high series was bagged by Freda Schroeder with a 414. As for the men, Jason Carpio snagged this week's high game with a 250, and high series was earned by Pat Searcy with a 639. Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 21 & 22: Yo Mama matched wits with Split Happens. Featuring Andy Metzler with his above-average 572 series, Yo Mama collected 3 wins against Split Happens. Concurrently, Ryan Doll showed off in Split Happens with his below-average 444 despite his team notching only a single win. Yo Mama remains in 6th place, while Split Happens remain in 3rd.

On lanes 23 & 24: Bowl Movement chucked gutter balls with Tatonka. Led by Ken M. Wilson with his above-average 613 series, Bowl Movement collected 3 wins against Tatonka. Simultaneously, Most Valuable Bowler Andy McLeod guided Tatonka with his wondrous 519 despite his team notching only a single win. Bowl Movement remains in 2nd place, while Tatonka remains in 7th.

On lanes 25 & 26: I'm Gonna Belt Ya, Sucka! did battle with Sweeter Than Yoohoo. Notwithstanding the leadership of #1 Power Ranked and #1 Head-to-Head Pat Searcy and his amazing 639 series, the Belt accomplished only 1 win against Yoohoo. In the meantime, Thomas Lin called the shots for Yoohoo with his above-average 600 as his team took the series with 3 wins. I'm Gonna Belt Ya, Sucka! remains in 1st place, while Yoohoo remains in 5th.

Finally, down on lanes 27 & 28: Guttersluts had some one-on-one time with Bora Bora. Demonstrating the prowess of Aaron Hoyt with his thrilling 441 series, Guttersluts split the series with Bora Bora. Across the ball return, Dennis Laube shined in Bora Bora with his above-average 556 as they matched their opponent in wins. Guttersluts remains in 8th place, while Bora Bora remains in 4th.

Bowlers bribing their way into The 200 Club include: Andy Metzler (207), Carl Goetz (213), Jason Carpio (250), Ken M. Wilson (228), Nick Allegri (205), Pat Searcy (224,244), Stefan Miller (204), Steve Kiernan (224), Thomas Lin (224), and Tim Segraves (204)

In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Ken M. Wilson spanked Division 1, while Dennis Laube crushed Division 2. John Richardson clobbered Division 3, and nobody claimed victory in Division 4 (though Greg Franklin came closest). Finally, Ben Lee (Division 4) rolled his ass to the top of this week's Interdivisional bracket. In terms of overall points: Ken M. Wilson governs Division 1; David Codding and Dennis Laube reign over Division 2 in a tie; John Richardson leads Division 3; and Ryan Doll tops Division 4.

NEXT WEEK:

• First, on lanes 21&22, 5th-place Sweeter Than Yoohoo will throw some gutter balls with 7th-place Tatonka (hcp 131). Yoohoo is expected to roll a little low, but split the series with Tatonka; while Tatonka is forecast to hold steady as they keep the series tied.
• Moving to lanes 23&24, 6th-place Yo Mama will challenge 8th-place Guttersluts (hcp 108). Yo Mama might maintain their current strength as they win the series; while Guttersluts ought to hold steady as they avoid getting swept.
• Then, over on lanes 25&26, 2nd-place Bowl Movement will tussle with 4th-place Bora Bora (hcp 131). Bowl Movement will likely have a bit of an off night, but split the series with Bora Bora; while Bora Bora will probably hold steady as they keep the series tied.
• Finally, on lanes 27&28, 1st-place I'm Gonna Belt Ya, Sucka! will chuck some balls with 3rd-place Split Happens (hcp 131). The Belt is predicted to roll a little low, yet still manage to just barely win the series; while Split Happens are anticipated to hold steady as they avoid getting swept.

THIS WEEK'S MVB Andy McLeod Runner Up: (See Posting)	#1 POWER BOWLER Pat Searcy Runner Up: Aaron Hoyt	#1 H2H BOWLER Pat Searcy Runner Up: Andy McLeod
FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE) "So you have no frame of reference here, Janelle. You're like a child who wanders into the middle of a movie and wants to know..." Ryan Simonet, on bowlers who show up late and want to join the game in progress.