The tweltfh week of Spring 2006 saw three teams climb in the standings, while two teams slipped. One bowler roll a new personal best game. Freda Schroeder picked up this week's high game (188) and series (507) for the women. As for the men, Ryan Doll snagged this week's high game with a 234, and high series was earned by Pat Searcy with a 585. Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 21 & 22: Bowl Movement hung out with I'm Gonna Belt Ya, Sucka!. Notwithstanding the leadership of Steve Kiernan with his 569 series, Bowl Movement accomplished only 1 win against the Belt. On the adjacent lane, Pat Searcy commanded the Belt with his 585 as his team took the series with 3 wins. Bowl Movement remains in 2nd place, while the Belt remains in 1st.

On lanes 23 & 24: Bora Bora accepted a challenge by Split Happens. Though reinforced by #1 Head-to-Head Freda Schroeder and her above-average 507 series, Bora Bora accomplished only 1 win against Split Happens. On the other side, #1 Power-Ranked Ryan Doll mastered Split Happens with his marvelous 570 as his team took the series with 3 wins. Bora Bora plummets 2 spots in the standings to 5th place, while Split Happens move 1 spot to 3rd.

On lanes 25 & 26: Sweeter Than Yoohoo waged a heated competition against Yo Mama. Topped by Tim Segraves with his above-average 566 series, Yoohoo celebrated a clean sweep over Yo Mama. On the other half of the score sheet, Andy Metzler laid down the law in Yo Mama with his below-average 465 despite his team getting swept. Sweeter Than Yoohoo leaps 1 spot in the standings to 4th place, while Yo Mama remains in 6th.

Finally, down on lanes 27 & 28: Tatonka spent some quality time with Guttersluts. Regardless of the star power of Will Jeter with his below-average 426 series, Tatonka got swept by Guttersluts. Meanwhile, Travis Kleiner reigned supreme in Guttersluts with his above-average 397 (with kudos to Most Valuable Bowler Ariel Waldman) as they swept the competition. Tatonka drops 1 spot in the standings to 8th place, while Guttersluts move 1 spot to 7th.

Bowlers slipping into The 200 Club include: Carl Goetz (200), David Codding (212), Jason Carpio (213), Pat Searcy (224), Ryan Doll (234), Stefan Miller (205), Steve Kiernan (202), and Tim Segraves (211)

A new personal high game was set tonight by Amanda Cox Jeter (155, previous best 149).

Adding to the excitement, the 507 rolled by Freda Schroeder is this season's new high series among women.

In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Nobody claimed victory in Division 1 (though Ken M. Wilson came closest), while David Codding vanquished Division 2. Nobody claimed victory in Division 3 (though John Richardson came closest), and nobody claimed victory in Division 4 (though Ben Lee came closest). Finally, Steve Kiernan (Division 1) got the better of this week's Interdivisional bracket.Finally, Freda Schroeder (Division 3) got the better of this week's Interdivisional bracket. In terms of overall points: Ken M. Wilson dominates Division 1; David Codding governs Division 2; John Richardson is in the driver's seat in Division 3; and Ryan Doll calls the shots for Division 4.

NEXT WEEK:

• First, on lanes 21&22, 8th-place Tatonka (hcp 88) will chuck some balls with 5th-place Bora Bora. Tatonka is expected to maintain their current strength as they lose the series but avoid getting swept; while Bora Bora is forecast to raise their average while they enjoy their victories.
• Moving to lanes 23&24, 1st-place I'm Gonna Belt Ya, Sucka! will socialize with 6th-place Yo Mama (hcp 148). The Belt might roll a little low, yet still manage to sweep the series; while Yo Mama ought to hold steady as they endure a rough night.
• Then, over on lanes 25&26, 3rd-place Split Happens will share a couple of pitchers with 7th-place Guttersluts (hcp 115). Split Happens will likely maintain their current strength as they win the series; while Guttersluts will probably raise their average even as they avoid getting swept.
• Finally, on lanes 27&28, 4th-place Sweeter Than Yoohoo (hcp 83) will match wits with 2nd-place Bowl Movement. Yoohoo is predicted to roll a little low and lose the series but avoid getting swept; while Bowl Movement is anticipated to drop their average a bit even as they enjoy their victories.

^*(Remember, the predicted results above are based on mathematical extrapolations and can be changed by all sorts of factors. If you don't like how your team's results are predicted, you and your teammates have the power to prove the math wrong!)

THIS WEEK'S MVB Ariel Waldman Runner Up: (See Posting)	#1 POWER BOWLER Ryan Doll Runner Up: Ray Haynes	#1 H2H BOWLER Freda Schroeder Runner Up: Ray Haynes
FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE) "If it works, you can rub mine next." Tim Segraves, to Thomas Fowler, who was rubbing his ball for luck.

Pos.	Team name	Record	Percent	Total Pins	Change
1	I'm Gonna Belt Ya, Sucka!	33-15	.688	30,880	n/a
2	Bowl Movement	29-19	.604	33,391	n/a
3	Split Happens	26-22	.542	25,251	+1
4	Sweeter Than Yoohoo	25-23	.521	29,583	+1
5	Bora Bora	24-24	.500	27,884	-2
6	Yo Mama	19-29	.396	24,738	n/a
7	Guttersluts	19-29	.396	19,881	+1
8	Tatonka	17-31	.354	24,009	-1

Men's High Series Scratch	Women's High Series Scratch
Pat Searcy - 585 Ryan Doll - 570 Steve Kiernan - 569 Tim Segraves - 566 David Codding - 565	Freda Schroeder - 507 Janelle Lamar - 423 Amanda Cox Jeter - 359 Amy Logan - 342 Tracy Rychlewski - 338
Men's High Series Handicap	Women's High Series Handicap
Ryan Doll - 668 Tim Segraves - 626 Ray Haynes - 625 Pat Searcy - 613 Steve Kiernan - 612	Freda Schroeder - 627 Ariel Waldman - 597 Janelle Lamar - 591 Mandy Shannon - 563 Amanda Cox Jeter - 558
Men's High Game Scratch	Women's High Game Scratch
Ryan Doll - 234 Pat Searcy - 224 Jason Carpio - 213 David Codding - 212 Tim Segraves - 211	Freda Schroeder - 188 Janelle Lamar - 157 Amanda Cox Jeter - 155 Amy Logan - 131 Dana Babler - 126
Men's High Game Handicap	Women's High Game Handicap
Ryan Doll - 266 Scott Murdock - 236 Pat Searcy - 233 Tim Segraves - 231 Stefan Miller - 227 Ray Haynes - 227 (t)	Freda Schroeder - 228 Amanda Cox Jeter - 221 Janelle Lamar - 213 Ariel Waldman - 200 Dana Babler - 197
Men's Pins Over Average	Women's Pins Over Average
Ryan Doll - 75 Scott Murdock - 48 Ray Haynes - 42 Pat Searcy - 36 Tim Segraves - 36 (t) Stefan Miller - 33	Freda Schroeder - 38 Amanda Cox Jeter - 38 (t) Janelle Lamar - 27 Ariel Waldman - 23 Dana Babler - 15 Mandy Shannon - 14

The eleventh week of Spring 2006 saw one team climb in the standings, while one team slipped. One bowler set a new personal best series. Freda Schroeder picked up this week's high game (170) and series (477) for the women, while Pat Searcy earned this week's high game (257) and series (696) for the men. Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 21 & 22: Sweeter Than Yoohoo couldn't stop undressing with their eyes the members of Tatonka. While headlined by Tim Segraves with his above-average 581 series, Yoohoo accomplished only 1 win against Tatonka. On the other side, Andy McLeod showed off in Tatonka with his exceptional 541 (with kudos to Most Valuable Bowler Will Jeter) as his team took the series with 3 wins. Sweeter Than Yoohoo remains in 5th place, while Tatonka remains in 7th.

On lanes 23 & 24: Yo Mama did battle with Guttersluts. Despite being led by Andy Metzler with his below-average 468 series, Yo Mama accomplished only 1 win against Guttersluts. On the flipside, Aaron Hoyt drew the spotlight in Guttersluts with his above-average 404 as his team took the series with 3 wins. Yo Mama remains in 6th place, while Guttersluts remain in 8th.

On lanes 25 & 26: Bowl Movement celebrated their love of large, heavy balls with Bora Bora. Blessed by David Codding with his above-average 617 series, Bowl Movement collected 3 wins against Bora Bora. Simultaneously, Freda Schroeder commanded Bora Bora with her above-average 477 despite her team notching only a single win. Bowl Movement remains in 2nd place, while Bora Bora moves 1 spot to 3rd.

Finally, down on lanes 27 & 28: I'm Gonna Belt Ya, Sucka! accepted a challenge by Split Happens. Showcasing #1 Power Ranked and #1 Head-to-Head Pat Searcy and his awe-inspiring 696 series, the Belt celebrated a clean sweep over Split Happens. Meanwhile, Ryan Doll ruled Split Happens with his 495 despite his team getting swept. I'm Gonna Belt Ya, Sucka! remains in 1st place, while Split Happens sink 1 spot to 4th.

Bowlers rolling into The 200 Club include: Andy McLeod (211), Carl Goetz (245), David Codding (226), Jason Carpio (246), Pat Searcy (213,226,257), Ryan Doll (204), Seth Gunderson (220,211), Steve Kiernan (213), and Tim Segraves (243)

A new personal best series was rolled tonight by Andy McLeod (541, previous best 537).

The 257 rolled by Pat Searcy is the new 8th-best game in league history!
The 696 rolled by Pat Searcy is the new 6th-best series in league history!

In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Nobody claimed victory in Division 1, and in fact we aren't even going to talk about Division 1 as it was a complete embarassment, while Seth Gunderson had his way with Division 2. Will Jeter swept Division 3, and nobody claimed victory in Division 4 (though Ben Lee came closest). And, finally, nobody claimed victory in the Interdivisional bracket, and in fact we aren't even going to talk about this bracket as it was a complete embarassment. In terms of overall points: Pat Searcy and Ken M. Wilson lead Division 1 in a tie; David Codding and Dennis Laube dominate Division 2 in a tie; John Richardson reigns over Division 3; and Ryan Doll holds the reins in Division 4.

NEXT WEEK:

• First, on lanes 21&22, 2nd-place Bowl Movement will hang out with 1st-place I'm Gonna Belt Ya, Sucka! (hcp 60). Bowl Movement is expected to roll a little low and lose the series but avoid getting swept; while the Belt is forecast to hold steady as they enjoy their victories.
• Moving to lanes 23&24, 3rd-place Bora Bora will chill with 4th-place Split Happens (hcp 66). Bora Bora might maintain their current strength as they just barely miss sweeping the series; while Split Happens ought to hold steady as they just barely avoid getting swept.
• Then, over on lanes 25&26, 5th-place Sweeter Than Yoohoo will tussle with 6th-place Yo Mama (hcp 116). Yoohoo will likely have a bit of an off night, yet still manage to sweep the series; while Yo Mama will probably drop their average a bit while they endure a rough night.
• Finally, on lanes 27&28, 7th-place Tatonka will test their mettle against 8th-place Guttersluts (hcp 94). Tatonka is predicted to maintain their current strength as they sweep the series; while Guttersluts are anticipated to hold steady as they endure a rough night.

^*(Remember, the predicted results above are based on mathematical extrapolations and can be changed by all sorts of factors. If you don't like how your team's results are predicted, you and your teammates have the power to prove the math wrong!)

THIS WEEK'S MVB Will Jeter Runner Up: (See Posting)	#1 POWER BOWLER Pat Searcy Runner Up: Seth Gunderson	#1 H2H BOWLER Pat Searcy Runner Up: Will Jeter
FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE) "Three thousand years of beautiful tradition, from Moses to Sandy Koufax..." David Codding, on his recent conversion.

Pos.	Team name	Record	Percent	Total Pins	Change
1	I'm Gonna Belt Ya, Sucka!	30-14	.682	28,275	n/a
2	Bowl Movement	28-16	.636	30,769	n/a
3	Bora Bora	23-21	.523	25,608	+1
4	Split Happens	23-21	.523	23,117	-1
5	Sweeter Than Yoohoo	21-23	.477	27,094	n/a
6	Yo Mama	19-25	.432	22,847	n/a
7	Tatonka	17-27	.386	22,124	n/a
8	Guttersluts	15-29	.341	18,163	n/a

Men's High Series Scratch	Women's High Series Scratch
Pat Searcy - 696 David Codding - 617 Seth Gunderson - 602 Carl Goetz - 594 Tim Segraves - 581	Freda Schroeder - 477 Janelle Lamar - 407 Amy Logan - 361 Tracy Rychlewski - 346 Amanda Cox Jeter - 341
Men's High Series Handicap	Women's High Series Handicap
Pat Searcy - 734 Seth Gunderson - 674 Andy McLeod - 661 Will Jeter - 643 Tim Segraves - 643 (t)	Freda Schroeder - 599 Ariel Waldman - 583 Janelle Lamar - 577 Amy Logan - 550 Dana Babler - 543
Men's High Game Scratch	Women's High Game Scratch
Pat Searcy - 257 Jason Carpio - 246 Carl Goetz - 245 Tim Segraves - 243 David Codding - 226	Freda Schroeder - 170 Amy Logan - 144 Janelle Lamar - 142 Dana Babler - 139 Amanda Cox Jeter - 136
Men's High Game Handicap	Women's High Game Handicap
Pat Searcy - 269 Tim Segraves - 263 Jason Carpio - 256 Andy McLeod - 251 Carl Goetz - 245	Freda Schroeder - 210 Dana Babler - 210 (t) Amy Logan - 207 Ariel Waldman - 206 Amanda Cox Jeter - 201
Men's Pins Over Average	Women's Pins Over Average
Pat Searcy - 73 Tim Segraves - 69 Andy McLeod - 61 Jason Carpio - 59 Seth Gunderson - 50	Ariel Waldman - 30 Dana Babler - 28 Amy Logan - 23 Freda Schroeder - 21 Amanda Cox Jeter - 18

A stagnated tenth week of Spring 2006 resulted in absolutely no movement in the standings. Tracy Rychlewski landed this week's high game for the women with a 155, and women's high series was bagged by Freda Schroeder with a 414. As for the men, Jason Carpio snagged this week's high game with a 250, and high series was earned by Pat Searcy with a 639. Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 21 & 22: Yo Mama spent some quality time with Split Happens. Showcasing Andy Metzler with his above-average 572 series, Yo Mama collected 3 wins against Split Happens. Across the ball return, Ryan Doll guided Split Happens with his below-average 444 despite his team notching only a single win. Yo Mama remains in 6th place, while Split Happens remain in 3rd.

On lanes 23 & 24: Bowl Movement accepted a challenge by Tatonka. Blessed by Ken M. Wilson with his above-average 613 series, Bowl Movement collected 3 wins against Tatonka. On the other half of the score sheet, Most Valuable Bowler Andy McLeod took the lead in Tatonka with his stupendous 519 despite his team notching only a single win. Bowl Movement remains in 2nd place, while Tatonka remains in 7th.

On lanes 25 & 26: I'm Gonna Belt Ya, Sucka! shared a few beers with Sweeter Than Yoohoo. Although topped by #1 Power Ranked and #1 Head-to-Head Pat Searcy and his thrilling 639 series, the Belt accomplished only 1 win against Yoohoo. While that was going down, Thomas Lin drew the spotlight in Yoohoo with his above-average 600 as his team took the series with 3 wins. I'm Gonna Belt Ya, Sucka! remains in 1st place, while Yoohoo remains in 5th.

Finally, down on lanes 27 & 28: Guttersluts alternated between bowling and dry humping Bora Bora. With the strength of Aaron Hoyt with his amazing 441 series, Guttersluts split the series with Bora Bora. On the other side, Dennis Laube commanded Bora Bora with his above-average 556 as they matched their opponent in wins. Guttersluts remains in 8th place, while Bora Bora remains in 4th.

Bowlers ducking past the bouncer at The 200 Club include: Andy Metzler (207), Carl Goetz (213), Jason Carpio (250), Ken M. Wilson (228), Nick Allegri (205), Pat Searcy (224,244), Stefan Miller (204), Steve Kiernan (224), Thomas Lin (224), and Tim Segraves (204)

In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Ken M. Wilson whipped Division 1, while Dennis Laube triumphed over his enemies in Division 2. John Richardson cleaned up Division 3, and nobody claimed victory in Division 4 (though Greg Franklin came closest). Finally, Ben Lee (Division 4) dominated this week's Interdivisional bracket. In terms of overall points: Ken M. Wilson dominates Division 1; David Codding and Dennis Laube lead Division 2 in a tie; John Richardson governs Division 3; and Ryan Doll calls the shots for Division 4.

NEXT WEEK:

• First, on lanes 21&22, 5th-place Sweeter Than Yoohoo will socialize with 7th-place Tatonka (hcp 131). Yoohoo is expected to roll a little low, but split the series with Tatonka; while Tatonka is forecast to hold steady as they keep the series tied.
• Moving to lanes 23&24, 6th-place Yo Mama will meet with 8th-place Guttersluts (hcp 108). Yo Mama might maintain their current strength as they win the series; while Guttersluts ought to hold steady as they avoid getting swept.
• Then, over on lanes 25&26, 2nd-place Bowl Movement will spend some quality time with 4th-place Bora Bora (hcp 131). Bowl Movement will likely have a bit of an off night, but split the series with Bora Bora; while Bora Bora will probably hold steady as they keep the series tied.
• Finally, on lanes 27&28, 1st-place I'm Gonna Belt Ya, Sucka! will compete against 3rd-place Split Happens (hcp 131). The Belt is predicted to roll a little low, yet still manage to just barely win the series; while Split Happens are anticipated to hold steady as they avoid getting swept.

^*(Remember, the predicted results above are based on mathematical extrapolations and can be changed by all sorts of factors. If you don't like how your team's results are predicted, you and your teammates have the power to prove the math wrong!)

THIS WEEK'S MVB Andy McLeod Runner Up: (See Posting)	#1 POWER BOWLER Pat Searcy Runner Up: Aaron Hoyt	#1 H2H BOWLER Pat Searcy Runner Up: Andy McLeod
FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE) "Also, Dude, 'Chinaman' is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please." Jason Caton, appeasing the crowd lining up for dollar bowling night.

Pos.	Team name	Record	Percent	Total Pins	Change
1	I'm Gonna Belt Ya, Sucka!	26-14	.650	25,504	n/a
2	Bowl Movement	25-15	.625	27,993	n/a
3	Split Happens	23-17	.575	21,042	n/a
4	Bora Bora	22-18	.550	23,309	n/a
5	Sweeter Than Yoohoo	20-20	.500	24,640	n/a
6	Yo Mama	18-22	.450	20,965	n/a
7	Tatonka	14-26	.350	19,997	n/a
8	Guttersluts	12-28	.300	16,447	n/a

Men's High Series Scratch	Women's High Series Scratch
Pat Searcy - 639 Ken Wilson - 613 Steve Kiernan - 602 Thomas Lin - 600 Carl Goetz - 585	Freda Schroeder - 414 Tracy Rychlewski - 411 Dana Babler - 394 Kathryn Holt - 374 Andrea Wilson - 352
Men's High Series Handicap	Women's High Series Handicap
Pat Searcy - 687 Steve Kiernan - 645 Andy McLeod - 643 Ken Wilson - 641 Aaron Hoyt - 635 Stefan Miller - 635 (t)	Dana Babler - 614 Tracy Rychlewski - 588 Kathryn Holt - 587 Mandy Shannon - 556 Andrea Wilson - 544
Men's High Game Scratch	Women's High Game Scratch
Jason Carpio - 250 Pat Searcy - 244 Ken Wilson - 228 Steve Kiernan - 224 Thomas Lin - 224 (t) Carl Goetz - 213	Tracy Rychlewski - 155 Freda Schroeder - 149 Dana Babler - 145 Kathryn Holt - 141 Andrea Wilson - 134
Men's High Game Handicap	Women's High Game Handicap
Jason Carpio - 260 Pat Searcy - 260 (t) Aaron Hoyt - 238 Steve Kiernan - 238 (t) Ken Wilson - 237 Thomas Lin - 235	Dana Babler - 218 Tracy Rychlewski - 214 Kathryn Holt - 212 Andrea Wilson - 198 Mandy Shannon - 190
Men's Pins Over Average	Women's Pins Over Average
Pat Searcy - 64 Jason Carpio - 63 Aaron Hoyt - 55 Will Jeter - 42 Steve Kiernan - 42 (t) Ryan Simonet - 40 Ken Wilson - 40 (t) Ray Haynes - 40 (t)	Dana Babler - 37 Kathryn Holt - 30 Tracy Rychlewski - 29 Andrea Wilson - 14 Mandy Shannon - 11

The ninth week of Spring 2006 saw one team climb in the standings, while one team slipped. One bowler set a new personal best series, and one rolled new personal high game. Freda Schroeder picked up this week's high game (214) and series (502) for the women. As for the men, Carl Goetz snagged this week's high game with a 279, and high series was earned by John Richardson with a 643. Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 21 & 22: I'm Gonna Belt Ya, Sucka! chucked gutter balls with Guttersluts. Demonstrating the prowess of Jason Carpio with his 557 series, the Belt celebrated a clean sweep over Guttersluts. On the other half of the score sheet, Travis Kleiner reigned supreme in Guttersluts with his 363 despite his team getting swept. I'm Gonna Belt Ya, Sucka! remains in 1st place, while Guttersluts remain in 8th.

On lanes 23 & 24: Sweeter Than Yoohoo waged a heated competition against Bora Bora. Despite the strength of Thomas Lin with his 566 series, Yoohoo accomplished only 1 win against Bora Bora. As for the opposition, trifecta-winner (#1 Head-to-Head, #1 Power-Ranked, and Most Valuable Bowler) John Richardson guided Bora Bora with his stupendous 643 as his team took the series with 3 wins. Sweeter Than Yoohoo remains in 5th place, while Bora Bora remains in 4th.

On lanes 25 & 26: Tatonka shared a few beers with Split Happens. Starring Will Jeter with his above-average 487 series, Tatonka collected 3 wins against Split Happens. In the midst of this, Ryan Doll showed off in Split Happens with his above-average 508 despite his team notching only a single win. Tatonka remains in 7th place, while Split Happens sink 1 spot to 3rd.

Finally, down on lanes 27 & 28: Bowl Movement celebrated their love of large, heavy balls with Yo Mama. Showcasing Carl Goetz with his 593 series, Bowl Movement collected 3 wins against Yo Mama. Countering this, Andy Metzler shined in Yo Mama with his 515 despite his team notching only a single win. Bowl Movement leaps 1 spot in the standings to 2nd place, while Yo Mama remains in 6th.

Bowlers who lied to their significant other claiming bowling was running long then went out for after-bowling drinks at The 200 Club include: Andy Metzler (203), Carl Goetz (279), David Codding (210,220), Freda Schroeder (214), Jason Carpio (222), John Richardson (212,214,217), and Thomas Lin (212,215)

A new personal high game was set tonight by Carl Goetz (279, previous best 266). In addition, a new personal best series was rolled by Amanda Cox Jeter (387, previous best 376).

Freda Schroeder earned both this season's women's high game and series with her 214 and 502, respectively.

The 214 rolled by Freda Schroeder is tied for the 9th-best women's game in league history!
The 279 rolled by Carl Goetz is the new 2nd-best game in league history!

In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Nobody claimed victory in Division 1 (though Jason Carpio came closest), while Dennis Laube creamed Division 2. John Richardson creamed Division 3, and Ben Lee shut down Division 4. And, finally, nobody claimed victory in the Interdivisional bracket (though Jason Carpio and Stefan Miller (Division ) came closest). In terms of overall points: Carl Goetz holds the reins in Division 1; David Codding runs the show in Division 2; John Richardson leads Division 3; and Ryan Doll governs Division 4.

NEXT WEEK:

• First, on lanes 21&22, 6th-place Yo Mama (hcp 7) will meet with 3rd-place Split Happens. Yo Mama is expected to maintain their current strength as they lose the series but avoid getting swept; while Split Happens are forecast to hold steady as they enjoy their victories.
• Moving to lanes 23&24, 2nd-place Bowl Movement will chill with 7th-place Tatonka (hcp 220). Bowl Movement might roll a little low, yet still manage to win the series; while Tatonka ought to hold steady as they avoid getting swept.
• Then, over on lanes 25&26, 1st-place I'm Gonna Belt Ya, Sucka! will share a couple of pitchers with 5th-place Sweeter Than Yoohoo (hcp 26). The Belt will likely have a bit of an off night, yet still manage to win the series; while Yoohoo will probably drop their average a bit while they avoid getting swept.
• Finally, on lanes 27&28, 8th-place Guttersluts (hcp 188) will battle 4th-place Bora Bora. Guttersluts are predicted to maintain their current strength as they get swept; while Bora Bora is anticipated to hold steady as they rack up a sweep.

^*(Remember, the predicted results above are based on mathematical extrapolations and can be changed by all sorts of factors. If you don't like how your team's results are predicted, you and your teammates have the power to prove the math wrong!)

THIS WEEK'S MVB John Richardson Runner Up: (See Posting)	#1 POWER BOWLER John Richardson Runner Up: Janelle Lamar	#1 H2H BOWLER John Richardson Runner Up: Tracy Rychlewski
FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE) "Now that is just ridiculous, Dude. Nobody is going to cut your dick off. Not if I have anything to say about it." Dennis Laube, reassuring Nick Allegri, who was heading to the men's room.

Pos.	Team name	Record	Percent	Total Pins	Change
1	I'm Gonna Belt Ya, Sucka!	25-11	.694	22,937	n/a
2	Bowl Movement	22-14	.611	25,083	+1
3	Split Happens	22-14	.611	18,969	-1
4	Bora Bora	20-16	.556	20,998	n/a
5	Sweeter Than Yoohoo	17-19	.472	22,030	n/a
6	Yo Mama	15-21	.417	18,872	n/a
7	Tatonka	13-23	.361	17,879	n/a
8	Guttersluts	10-26	.278	14,674	n/a

Men's High Series Scratch	Women's High Series Scratch
John Richardson - 643 Carl Goetz - 593 David Codding - 581 Thomas Lin - 566 Jason Carpio - 557	Freda Schroeder - 502 Janelle Lamar - 456 Tracy Rychlewski - 418 Amanda Cox Jeter - 387 Kathryn Holt - 345
Men's High Series Handicap	Women's High Series Handicap
John Richardson - 722 Ray Haynes - 613 Will Jeter - 611 Ryan Doll - 606 Dennis Laube - 604	Janelle Lamar - 628 Freda Schroeder - 626 Tracy Rychlewski - 600 Amanda Cox Jeter - 588 Kathryn Holt - 573
Men's High Game Scratch	Women's High Game Scratch
Carl Goetz - 279 Jason Carpio - 222 David Codding - 220 John Richardson - 217 Thomas Lin - 215	Freda Schroeder - 214 Janelle Lamar - 191 Kathryn Holt - 148 Amanda Cox Jeter - 145 Tracy Rychlewski - 144
Men's High Game Handicap	Women's High Game Handicap
Carl Goetz - 279 John Richardson - 243 Ray Haynes - 235 Jason Carpio - 232 Will Jeter - 230	Freda Schroeder - 255 Janelle Lamar - 248 Kathryn Holt - 224 Amanda Cox Jeter - 212 Tracy Rychlewski - 204
Men's Pins Over Average	Women's Pins Over Average
Carl Goetz - 78 Ray Haynes - 52 John Richardson - 50 Will Jeter - 41 Jason Carpio - 35 Ryan Doll - 35 (t)	Freda Schroeder - 66 Janelle Lamar - 63 Kathryn Holt - 43 Amanda Cox Jeter - 29 Tracy Rychlewski - 20