The tweltfh week of Spring 2006 saw three teams climb in the standings, while two teams slipped. One bowler roll a new personal best game. Freda Schroeder picked up this week's high game (188) and series (507) for the women. As for the men, Ryan Doll snagged this week's high game with a 234, and high series was earned by Pat Searcy with a 585. Read on for all the rest of the details!
First up, on lanes 21 & 22: Bowl Movement did battle with I'm Gonna Belt Ya, Sucka!. Despite being led by Steve Kiernan with his 569 series, Bowl Movement accomplished only 1 win against the Belt. While that was going down, Pat Searcy drew the spotlight in the Belt with his 585 as his team took the series with 3 wins. Bowl Movement remains in 2nd place, while the Belt remains in 1st.
On lanes 23 & 24: Bora Bora alternated between bowling and dry humping Split Happens. Even though highlighted by the skills of #1 Head-to-Head Freda Schroeder and her above-average 507 series, Bora Bora accomplished only 1 win against Split Happens. In the meantime, #1 Power-Ranked Ryan Doll guided Split Happens with his staggering 570 as his team took the series with 3 wins. Bora Bora plummets 2 spots in the standings to 5th place, while Split Happens move 1 spot to 3rd.
On lanes 25 & 26: Sweeter Than Yoohoo celebrated their love of large, heavy balls with Yo Mama. Featuring Tim Segraves with his above-average 566 series, Yoohoo celebrated a clean sweep over Yo Mama. As for the opposition, Andy Metzler reigned supreme in Yo Mama with his below-average 465 despite his team getting swept. Sweeter Than Yoohoo leaps 1 spot in the standings to 4th place, while Yo Mama remains in 6th.
Finally, down on lanes 27 & 28: Tatonka couldn't stop undressing with their eyes the members of Guttersluts. Notwithstanding the leadership of Will Jeter with his below-average 426 series, Tatonka got swept by Guttersluts. On the other half of the score sheet, Travis Kleiner called the shots for Guttersluts with his above-average 397 (with kudos to Most Valuable Bowler Ariel Waldman) as they swept the competition. Tatonka drops 1 spot in the standings to 8th place, while Guttersluts move 1 spot to 7th.
Bowlers slipping into The 200 Club include: Carl Goetz (200), David Codding (212), Jason Carpio (213), Pat Searcy (224), Ryan Doll (234), Stefan Miller (205), Steve Kiernan (202), and Tim Segraves (211)

Adding to the excitement, the 507 rolled by Freda Schroeder is this season's new high series among women.
In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Nobody claimed victory in Division 1 (though Ken M. Wilson came closest), while David Codding shut down Division 2. Nobody claimed victory in Division 3 (though John Richardson came closest), and nobody claimed victory in Division 4 (though Ben Lee came closest). Finally, Steve Kiernan (Division 1) crushed this week's Interdivisional bracket.Finally, Freda Schroeder (Division 3) crushed this week's Interdivisional bracket. In terms of overall points: Ken M. Wilson runs the show in Division 1; David Codding holds the reins in Division 2; John Richardson is in the driver's seat in Division 3; and Ryan Doll leads Division 4.
NEXT WEEK:
- First, on lanes 21&22, 8th-place Tatonka (hcp 88) will throw some gutter balls with 5th-place Bora Bora. Tatonka is expected to maintain their current strength as they lose the series but avoid getting swept; while Bora Bora is forecast to raise their average while they enjoy their victories.
- Moving to lanes 23&24, 1st-place I'm Gonna Belt Ya, Sucka! will match wits with 6th-place Yo Mama (hcp 148). The Belt might roll a little low, yet still manage to sweep the series; while Yo Mama ought to hold steady as they endure a rough night.
- Then, over on lanes 25&26, 3rd-place Split Happens will share a couple of pitchers with 7th-place Guttersluts (hcp 115). Split Happens will likely maintain their current strength as they win the series; while Guttersluts will probably raise their average even as they avoid getting swept.
- Finally, on lanes 27&28, 4th-place Sweeter Than Yoohoo (hcp 83) will meet with 2nd-place Bowl Movement. Yoohoo is predicted to roll a little low and lose the series but avoid getting swept; while Bowl Movement is anticipated to drop their average a bit even as they enjoy their victories.
THIS WEEK'S MVB
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FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE)
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Pos. | Team name | Record | Percent | Total Pins | Change |
1 | I'm Gonna Belt Ya, Sucka! | 33-15 | .688 | 30,880 | n/a |
2 | Bowl Movement | 29-19 | .604 | 33,391 | n/a |
3 | Split Happens | 26-22 | .542 | 25,251 | +1 |
4 | Sweeter Than Yoohoo | 25-23 | .521 | 29,583 | +1 |
5 | Bora Bora | 24-24 | .500 | 27,884 | -2 |
6 | Yo Mama | 19-29 | .396 | 24,738 | n/a |
7 | Guttersluts | 19-29 | .396 | 19,881 | +1 |
8 | Tatonka | 17-31 | .354 | 24,009 | -1 |