The Spring 2006 position round is now history, and and the championship will be on us before we know it! The eighth week saw one team climb in the standings, while two teams slipped. Three bowlers set a new personal best series, and one rolled new personal high game. Freda Schroeder landed this week's high game for the women with a 156, and women's high series was bagged by Andrea Wilson with a 425. As for the men, Ken M. Wilson earned this week's high game (299) and series (675). Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 21 & 22: I'm Gonna Belt Ya, Sucka! matched wits with Split Happens. While headlined by Seth Gunderson with his above-average 556 series, the Belt accomplished only 1 win against Split Happens. Simultaneously, James Long guided Split Happens with his fantastic 630 as his team took the series with 3 wins. I'm Gonna Belt Ya, Sucka! remains in 1st place, while Split Happens remain in 2nd.

On lanes 23 & 24: Bowl Movement couldn't stop inappropriately groping Sweeter Than Yoohoo. Highlighting the skills of Ken M. Wilson with his powerful 675 series, Bowl Movement collected 3 wins against Yoohoo. Meanwhile, Stefan Miller laid down the law in Yoohoo with his exceptional 573 despite his team notching only a single win. Bowl Movement remains in 3rd place, while Yoohoo sinks 1 spot to 5th.

On lanes 25 & 26: Yo Mama waged a heated competition against Bora Bora. Although blessed by Andy Metzler with his 538 series, Yo Mama got swept by Bora Bora. Countering this, trifecta-winner (#1 Head-to-Head, #1 Power-Ranked, and Most Valuable Bowler) John Richardson mastered Bora Bora with his terrific 647 as they swept the competition. Yo Mama drops 1 spot in the standings to 6th place, while Bora Bora jumps 2 spots to 4th.

Finally, down on lanes 27 & 28: Tatonka sparred with Guttersluts. With top billing by Will Jeter with his 426 series, Tatonka split the series with Guttersluts. Across the ball return, Travis Kleiner dominated Guttersluts with his 356 as they matched their opponent in wins. Tatonka remains in 7th place, while Guttersluts remain in 8th.

Bowlers who stripped naked and shared a cozy hottub together in a back room at The 200 Club include: Andy Metzler (201), Carl Goetz (213), David Codding (213,236,204), James Long (233), John Richardson (226,209,212), Ken M. Wilson (299), Seth Gunderson (222), Stefan Miller (201,201), and Thomas Lin (212)

A new personal high game was set tonight by Ken M. Wilson (299, previous best 256). In addition, new personal best series were rolled by James Long (630, previous best 598), Andrea Wilson (425, previous best 403), and John Richardson (647, previous best 644).

Adding to the excitement, the 299 rolled by Ken M. Wilson is this season's new high game for men.

KEN M. WILSON SET THE NEW ALL-TIME HIGH GAME WITH HIS 299! CONGRATULATIONS!
The 675 rolled by Ken M. Wilson is the new 9th-best series in league history!

In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Nobody claimed victory in Division 1 (though Ken M. Wilson came closest), while Stefan Miller topped Division 2. Nobody claimed victory in Division 3 (though Freda Schroeder came closest), and Andrea Wilson ruled Division 4. And, finally, nobody claimed victory in the Interdivisional bracket, and in fact we aren't even going to talk about this bracket as it was a complete embarassment. In terms of overall points: Carl Goetz runs the show in Division 1; David Codding tops Division 2; Tim Segraves dominates Division 3; and Ryan Doll leads Division 4.

NEXT WEEK:

• First, on lanes 21&22, 1st-place I'm Gonna Belt Ya, Sucka! will match wits with 8th-place Guttersluts (hcp 251). The Belt is expected to maintain their current strength as they sweep the series; while Guttersluts are forecast to hold steady as they endure a rough night.
• Moving to lanes 23&24, 5th-place Sweeter Than Yoohoo will share a couple of pitchers with 4th-place Bora Bora (hcp 44). Yoohoo might roll a little low and get swept; while Bora Bora ought to raise their average while they rack up a sweep.
• Then, over on lanes 25&26, 7th-place Tatonka (hcp 31) will compete against 2nd-place Split Happens. Tatonka will likely roll decently, yet still manage to just barely miss getting swept; while Split Happens will probably hold steady as they enjoy their victories.
• Finally, on lanes 27&28, 3rd-place Bowl Movement will chill with 6th-place Yo Mama (hcp 200). Bowl Movement is predicted to perform well and win the series; while Yo Mama is anticipated to raise their average even as they avoid getting swept.

^*(Remember, the predicted results above are based on mathematical extrapolations and can be changed by all sorts of factors. If you don't like how your team's results are predicted, you and your teammates have the power to prove the math wrong!)

THIS WEEK'S MVB John Richardson Runner Up: (See Posting)	#1 POWER BOWLER John Richardson Runner Up: Ken Wilson	#1 H2H BOWLER John Richardson Runner Up: James Long
FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE) "Thomas you're out of your element! Ryan, the Chinaman is not the issue here!" Jason Carpio, laying out the facts.

Pos.	Team name	Record	Percent	Total Pins	Change
1	I'm Gonna Belt Ya, Sucka!	21-11	.656	20,419	n/a
2	Split Happens	21-11	.656	16,948	n/a
3	Bowl Movement	19-13	.594	22,342	n/a
4	Bora Bora	17-15	.531	18,456	+2
5	Sweeter Than Yoohoo	16-16	.500	19,572	-1
6	Yo Mama	14-18	.438	16,846	-1
7	Tatonka	10-22	.313	15,884	n/a
8	Guttersluts	10-22	.313	13,070	n/a

Men's High Series Scratch	Women's High Series Scratch
Ken Wilson - 675 David Codding - 653 John Richardson - 647 James Long - 630 Carl Goetz - 611	Andrea Wilson - 425 Freda Schroeder - 407 Janelle Lamar - 357 Tracy Rychlewski - 352 Amanda Cox Jeter - 344
Men's High Series Handicap	Women's High Series Handicap
John Richardson - 743 Ken Wilson - 708 James Long - 687 David Codding - 677 Stefan Miller - 657	Andrea Wilson - 617 Ariel Waldman - 558 Amanda Cox Jeter - 543 Tracy Rychlewski - 532 Dana Babler - 525 Janelle Lamar - 525 (t)
Men's High Game Scratch	Women's High Game Scratch
Ken Wilson - 299 David Codding - 236 James Long - 233 John Richardson - 226 Seth Gunderson - 222	Freda Schroeder - 156 Andrea Wilson - 149 Amy Logan - 141 Janelle Lamar - 134 Tracy Rychlewski - 125
Men's High Game Handicap	Women's High Game Handicap
Ken Wilson - 310 John Richardson - 258 James Long - 252 Seth Gunderson - 244 David Codding - 244 (t) Stefan Miller - 229	Andrea Wilson - 213 Ariel Waldman - 208 Amy Logan - 202 Freda Schroeder - 195 Erin deVries - 192
Men's Pins Over Average	Women's Pins Over Average
Ken Wilson - 113 John Richardson - 66 James Long - 57 Seth Gunderson - 50 David Codding - 46	Ariel Waldman - 32 Andrea Wilson - 29 Amy Logan - 18 Erin deVries - 11 Amanda Cox Jeter - 7

By now every team has bowled each other once, so next week is the Spring 2006 position round. But enough about next week, you came here to read about this week. The seventh week saw one team climb in the standings, while one team slipped. Two bowlers set a new personal best series, and two rolled new personal high games. Tracy Rychlewski landed this week's high game for the women with a 170, and women's high series was bagged by Freda Schroeder with a 460. As for the men, Jason Carpio snagged this week's high game with a 256, and high series was earned by Carl Goetz with a 661. Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 21 & 22: Split Happens alternated between bowling and dry humping Sweeter Than Yoohoo. Starring Ryan Doll with his above-average 509 series, Split Happens collected 3 wins against Yoohoo. In the midst of this, Thomas Lin commanded Yoohoo with his above-average 615 (along with props to #1 Power-Ranked and Most Valuable Bowler Jason Carpio) despite his team notching only a single win. Split Happens remains in 2nd place, while Yoohoo sinks 1 spot to 4th.

On lanes 23 & 24: Guttersluts celebrated their love of large, heavy balls with Bowl Movement. In spite of the prowess of Erin deVries with her powerful 374 series, Guttersluts accomplished only 1 win against Bowl Movement. Conversely, Carl Goetz mastered Bowl Movement with his above-average 661 as his team took the series with 3 wins. Guttersluts remains in 8th place, while Bowl Movement moves 1 spot to 3rd.

On lanes 25 & 26: Bora Bora shared a few beers with Yo Mama. Headlined by John Richardson with his above-average 538 series, Bora Bora split the series with Yo Mama. On the flipside, Andy Metzler shined in Yo Mama with his 519 as they matched their opponent in wins. Bora Bora remains in 6th place, while Yo Mama remains in 5th.

Finally, down on lanes 27 & 28: Tatonka sparred with I'm Gonna Belt Ya, Sucka!. Even though highlighted by the skills of Andy McLeod with his splendid 522 series, Tatonka accomplished only 1 win against the Belt. Concurrently, Most Valuable Bowler Jason Carpio drew the spotlight in the Belt with his above-average 630 as his team took the series with 3 wins. Tatonka remains in 7th place, while the Belt remains in 1st.

Bowlers slipping into The 200 Club include: Andy McLeod (202), Andy Metzler (203), Carl Goetz (238,238), David Codding (238), Jason Carpio (211,256), Jason Caton (207), Rich DeYoung (210), Thomas Lin (209,236), Tim Segraves (209,231), and Will Jeter (214)

New personal high games were set tonight by Jason Carpio (256, previous best 235) and Jason Caton (207, previous best 185). In addition, new personal best series were rolled by Jason Carpio (630, previous best 620) and Jason Caton (511, previous best 463).

The 256 rolled by Jason Carpio is tied for the 6th-best game in league history!

In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Carl Goetz walloped Division 1, while David Codding rolled his ass to the top of Division 2. John Richardson eradicated Division 3, and Ryan Doll clobbered Division 4. And, finally, nobody claimed victory in the Interdivisional bracket, and in fact we aren't even going to talk about this bracket as it was a complete embarassment. In terms of overall points: Carl Goetz reigns over Division 1; David Codding runs the show in Division 2; Tim Segraves tops Division 3; and Ryan Doll calls the shots for Division 4.

NEXT WEEK:

• First, on lanes 21&22, 1st-place I'm Gonna Belt Ya, Sucka! will compete against 2nd-place Split Happens (hcp 136). The Belt is expected to maintain their current strength as they win the series; while Split Happens are forecast to raise their average even as they avoid getting swept.
• Moving to lanes 23&24, 3rd-place Bowl Movement will chill with 4th-place Sweeter Than Yoohoo (hcp 87). Bowl Movement might perform well and sweep the series; while Yoohoo ought to drop their average a bit while they endure a rough night.
• Then, over on lanes 25&26, 5th-place Yo Mama (hcp 64) will tussle with 6th-place Bora Bora. Yo Mama will likely roll decently, but split the series with Bora Bora; while Bora Bora will probably raise their average while they keep the series tied.
• Finally, on lanes 27&28, 7th-place Tatonka will meet with 8th-place Guttersluts (hcp 96). Tatonka is predicted to maintain their current strength as they win the series; while Guttersluts are anticipated to raise their average even as they avoid getting swept.

^*(Remember, the predicted results above are based on mathematical extrapolations and can be changed by all sorts of factors. If you don't like how your team's results are predicted, you and your teammates have the power to prove the math wrong!)

THIS WEEK'S MVB Jason Carpio Runner Up: (See Posting)	#1 POWER BOWLER Tim Segraves Runner Up: Carl Goetz	#1 H2H BOWLER Tim Segraves Runner Up: Jason Caton
FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE) "Our balls are getting really oily. It's like we've all been teabagging Colonel Sanders." Jason Caton, on the excessive oily condition on the lanes.

Pos.	Team name	Record	Percent	Total Pins	Change
1	I'm Gonna Belt Ya, Sucka!	20-8	.714	17,980	n/a
2	Split Happens	18-10	.643	14,816	n/a
3	Bowl Movement	16-12	.571	19,347	+1
4	Sweeter Than Yoohoo	15-13	.536	17,137	-1
5	Yo Mama	14-14	.500	14,818	n/a
6	Bora Bora	13-15	.464	16,118	n/a
7	Tatonka	8-20	.286	13,996	n/a
8	Guttersluts	8-20	.286	11,483	n/a

Men's High Series Scratch	Women's High Series Scratch
Carl Goetz - 661 Jason Carpio - 630 Thomas Lin - 615 David Codding - 615 (t) Tim Segraves - 611 Rich DeYoung - 545	Freda Schroeder - 460 Amy Logan - 413 Tracy Rychlewski - 395 Amanda Cox Jeter - 376 Erin deVries - 374
Men's High Series Handicap	Women's High Series Handicap
Tim Segraves - 675 Carl Goetz - 668 Jason Caton - 662 Jason Carpio - 658 Thomas Lin - 658 (t)	Amy Logan - 602 Erin deVries - 597 Ariel Waldman - 589 Mandy Shannon - 580 Dana Babler - 580 (t) Freda Schroeder - 580 (t) Amanda Cox Jeter - 580 (t)
Men's High Game Scratch	Women's High Game Scratch
Jason Carpio - 256 David Codding - 238 Carl Goetz - 238 (t) Thomas Lin - 236 Tim Segraves - 231 Will Jeter - 214	Tracy Rychlewski - 170 Freda Schroeder - 169 Amy Logan - 154 Erin deVries - 144 Janelle Lamar - 138
Men's High Game Handicap	Women's High Game Handicap
Jason Carpio - 265 Jason Caton - 257 Will Jeter - 255 Tim Segraves - 252 Thomas Lin - 250	Tracy Rychlewski - 230 Erin deVries - 218 Ariel Waldman - 218 (t) Amy Logan - 217 Mandy Shannon - 211
Men's Pins Over Average	Women's Pins Over Average
Jason Caton - 70 Jason Carpio - 68 Will Jeter - 66 Tim Segraves - 58 Andy McLeod - 55	Tracy Rychlewski - 46 Ariel Waldman - 43 Erin deVries - 37 Amy Logan - 33 Mandy Shannon - 32

The sixth week of Spring 2006 saw two teams climb in the standings, while two teams slipped. Two bowler roll a new personal best game. Freda Schroeder picked up this week's high game (178) and series (493) for the women, while Carl Goetz earned this week's high game (245) and series (608) for the men. Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 21 & 22: Yo Mama matched wits with Tatonka. Led by Andy Metzler with his 509 series, Yo Mama collected 3 wins against Tatonka. Countering this, Will Jeter drew the spotlight in Tatonka with his above-average 486 despite his team notching only a single win. Yo Mama leaps 1 spot in the standings to 5th place, while Tatonka remains in 7th.

On lanes 23 & 24: Bora Bora shared a few beers with I'm Gonna Belt Ya, Sucka!. With top billing by Dennis Laube with his 530 series, Bora Bora split the series with the Belt. Across the ball return, Jason Carpio mastered the Belt with his above-average 602 as they matched their opponent in wins. Bora Bora drops 1 spot in the standings to 6th place, while the Belt remains in 1st.

On lanes 25 & 26: Split Happens couldn't stop undressing with their eyes the members of Bowl Movement. Reinforced by #1 Power Ranked and #1 Head-to-Head Ryan Doll and his awe-inspiring 589 series, Split Happens split the series with Bowl Movement. While that was going down, Carl Goetz showed off in Bowl Movement with his 608 as they matched their opponent in wins. Split Happens leap 1 spot in the standings to 2nd place, while Bowl Movement remains in 4th.

Finally, down on lanes 27 & 28: Guttersluts kept grabbing the balls of Sweeter Than Yoohoo. Headlined by Aaron Hoyt with his stunning 408 series, with kudos to Most Valuable Bowler Erin deVries, Guttersluts collected 3 wins against Yoohoo. On the adjacent lane, Tim Segraves ruled Yoohoo with his stupendous 599 despite his team notching only a single win. Guttersluts remains in 8th place, while Yoohoo sinks 1 spot to 3rd.

Bowlers enjoying a guest admission to The 200 Club include: Carl Goetz (245), David Codding (201), Jason Carpio (235), Pat Searcy (203), Ryan Doll (203,204), Steve Kiernan (212), and Tim Segraves (234)

New personal high games were set tonight by Jason Carpio (235, previous best 221) and Aaron Hoyt (182, previous best 169).

In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Pat Searcy won Division 1, while Dennis Laube clobbered Division 2. Scott Murdock staked a claim for the Iron Throne in Division 3, and Ryan Doll decimated Division 4. And, finally, nobody claimed victory in the Interdivisional bracket (though Steve Kiernan and Freda Schroeder (Division ) came closest). In terms of overall points: Michael Basham and Pat Searcy run the show in Division 1 in a tie; David Codding calls the shots for Division 2; Tim Segraves governs Division 3; and Ryan Doll reigns over Division 4.

NEXT WEEK:

• First, on lanes 21&22, 2nd-place Split Happens (hcp 108) will roll against 3rd-place Sweeter Than Yoohoo. Split Happens are expected to maintain their current strength as they lose the series but avoid getting swept; while Yoohoo is forecast to hold steady as they enjoy their victories.
• Moving to lanes 23&24, 8th-place Guttersluts (hcp 317) will meet with 4th-place Bowl Movement. Guttersluts might perform well, yet still manage to lose the series but avoid getting swept; while Bowl Movement ought to drop their average a bit even as they enjoy their victories.
• Then, over on lanes 25&26, 6th-place Bora Bora will test their mettle against 5th-place Yo Mama (hcp 68). Bora Bora will likely maintain their current strength as they win the series; while Yo Mama will probably raise their average even as they avoid getting swept.
• Finally, on lanes 27&28, 7th-place Tatonka (hcp 160) will socialize with 1st-place I'm Gonna Belt Ya, Sucka!. Tatonka is predicted to maintain their current strength as they lose the series but avoid getting swept; while the Belt is anticipated to drop their average a bit even as they enjoy their victories.

^*(Remember, the predicted results above are based on mathematical extrapolations and can be changed by all sorts of factors. If you don't like how your team's results are predicted, you and your teammates have the power to prove the math wrong!)

THIS WEEK'S MVB Erin deVries Runner Up: (See Posting)	#1 POWER BOWLER Ryan Doll Runner Up: Ryan Simonet	#1 H2H BOWLER Ryan Doll Runner Up: Tim Segraves
FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE) "The faster I go, the harder it gets." Ken Wilson, contemplating slowing down the pace a little.

Pos.	Team name	Record	Percent	Total Pins	Change
1	I'm Gonna Belt Ya, Sucka!	17-7	.708	15,337	n/a
2	Split Happens	15-9	.625	12,649	+1
3	Sweeter Than Yoohoo	14-10	.583	14,674	-1
4	Bowl Movement	13-11	.542	16,583	n/a
5	Yo Mama	12-12	.500	12,628	+1
6	Bora Bora	11-13	.458	13,789	-1
7	Tatonka	7-17	.292	11,921	n/a
8	Guttersluts	7-17	.292	9,742	n/a

Men's High Series Scratch	Women's High Series Scratch
Carl Goetz - 608 Jason Carpio - 602 Tim Segraves - 599 Ryan Doll - 589 Steve Kiernan - 588	Freda Schroeder - 493 Janelle Lamar - 440 Andrea Wilson - 386 Tracy Rychlewski - 371 Erin deVries - 355
Men's High Series Handicap	Women's High Series Handicap
Ryan Doll - 713 Tim Segraves - 675 Ryan Simonet - 657 Steve Kiernan - 638 Jason Carpio - 638 (t) Pat Searcy - 626	Freda Schroeder - 620 Janelle Lamar - 610 Erin deVries - 585 Andrea Wilson - 582 Tracy Rychlewski - 553
Men's High Game Scratch	Women's High Game Scratch
Carl Goetz - 245 Jason Carpio - 235 Tim Segraves - 234 Steve Kiernan - 212 Ryan Doll - 204	Freda Schroeder - 178 Janelle Lamar - 155 Andrea Wilson - 141 Tracy Rychlewski - 141 (t) Erin deVries - 127 Amanda Cox Jeter - 123
Men's High Game Handicap	Women's High Game Handicap
Tim Segraves - 259 Kyle Young - 250 Aaron Hoyt - 248 Carl Goetz - 247 Jason Carpio - 247 (t) Ryan Simonet - 246	Freda Schroeder - 220 Janelle Lamar - 211 Andrea Wilson - 206 Erin deVries - 203 Tracy Rychlewski - 201
Men's Pins Over Average	Women's Pins Over Average
Tim Segraves - 66 Aaron Hoyt - 65 Kyle Young - 65 (t) Ryan Simonet - 60 Ryan Doll - 56 Travis Kleiner - 52	Freda Schroeder - 31 Janelle Lamar - 26 Andrea Wilson - 23 Erin deVries - 23 (t) Tracy Rychlewski - 17 Amanda Cox Jeter - 6

The fifth week of Spring 2006 saw two teams climb in the standings, while one team slipped. Two bowlers set a new personal best series, and one rolled new personal high game. Tracy Rychlewski landed this week's high game for the women with a 155, and women's high series was bagged by Freda Schroeder with a 439. As for the men, Tim Segraves snagged this week's high game with a 246, and high series was earned by David Codding with a 637. Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 21 & 22: Sweeter Than Yoohoo alternated between bowling and dry humping Bowl Movement. Demonstrating the prowess of Tim Segraves with his astounding 601 series, Yoohoo collected 3 wins against Bowl Movement. Concurrently, #1 Head-to-Head David Codding commanded Bowl Movement with his staggering 637 despite his team notching only a single win. Sweeter Than Yoohoo leaps 1 spot in the standings to 2nd place, while Bowl Movement plunges 2 spots to 4th.

On lanes 23 & 24: Split Happens couldn't stop undressing with their eyes the members of Guttersluts. Led by Ryan Doll with his splendid 510 series, Split Happens collected 3 wins against Guttersluts. On the other half of the score sheet, Travis Kleiner drew the spotlight in Guttersluts with his above-average 403 despite his team notching only a single win. Split Happens leap 1 spot in the standings to 3rd place, while Guttersluts remain in 8th.

On lanes 25 & 26: Tatonka matched wits with Bora Bora. With top billing by #1 Power-Ranked Andy McLeod and his powerful 537 series, Tatonka split the series with Bora Bora. Meanwhile, Dennis Laube called the shots for Bora Bora with his 514 as they matched their opponent in wins. Tatonka remains in 7th place, while Bora Bora remains in 5th.

Finally, down on lanes 27 & 28: I'm Gonna Belt Ya, Sucka! chucked gutter balls with Yo Mama. While headlined by Pat Searcy with his above-average 567 series, the Belt accomplished only 1 win against Yo Mama. Across the ball return, Andy Metzler shined in Yo Mama with his 521 (with kudos to Most Valuable Bowler Jason Caton) as his team took the series with 3 wins. I'm Gonna Belt Ya, Sucka! remains in 1st place, while Yo Mama remains in 6th.

Bowlers slipping into The 200 Club include: Andy McLeod (212), Carl Goetz (210), David Codding (212,232), Ken M. Wilson (202), Michael Basham (218), Pat Searcy (231), Ryan Doll (225), Seth Gunderson (215), Steve Kiernan (201), and Tim Segraves (246)

A new personal high game was set tonight by Andy McLeod (212, previous best 205). In addition, new personal best series were rolled by Michael Basham (588, previous best 584) and Andy McLeod (537, previous best 474).

The 246 rolled by Tim Segraves is tied for the 10th-best game in league history!

In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Michael Basham staked a claim for the Iron Throne in Division 1, while David Codding trounced Division 2. Tim Segraves crushed Division 3, and Andrea Wilson won Division 4. And, finally, nobody claimed victory in the Interdivisional bracket (though Jason Carpio (Division ) came closest). In terms of overall points: Michael Basham runs the show in Division 1; David Codding is in the driver's seat in Division 2; Tim Segraves calls the shots for Division 3; and Ryan Doll and Andrea Wilson govern Division 4 in a tie.

NEXT WEEK:

• First, on lanes 21&22, 6th-place Yo Mama will throw some gutter balls with 7th-place Tatonka (hcp 1). Yo Mama is expected to roll a little low and lose the series but avoid getting swept; while Tatonka is forecast to hold steady as they enjoy their victories.
• Moving to lanes 23&24, 5th-place Bora Bora (hcp 84) will socialize with 1st-place I'm Gonna Belt Ya, Sucka!. Bora Bora might maintain their current strength as they lose the series but avoid getting swept; while the Belt ought to drop their average a bit even as they enjoy their victories.
• Then, over on lanes 25&26, 3rd-place Split Happens (hcp 188) will roll against 4th-place Bowl Movement. Split Happens will likely maintain their current strength as they get swept; while Bowl Movement will probably hold steady as they rack up a sweep.
• Finally, on lanes 27&28, 8th-place Guttersluts (hcp 237) will challenge 2nd-place Sweeter Than Yoohoo. Guttersluts are predicted to perform well, yet still manage to lose the series but avoid getting swept; while Yoohoo is anticipated to drop their average a bit even as they enjoy their victories.

^*(Remember, the predicted results above are based on mathematical extrapolations and can be changed by all sorts of factors. If you don't like how your team's results are predicted, you and your teammates have the power to prove the math wrong!)

THIS WEEK'S MVB Jason Caton Runner Up: (See Posting)	#1 POWER BOWLER Andy McLeod Runner Up: Tim Segraves	#1 H2H BOWLER David Codding Runner Up: Tim Segraves
FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE) "You must be here to fix the cable." Dana Babler, getting her hopes up.

Pos.	Team name	Record	Percent	Total Pins	Change
1	I'm Gonna Belt Ya, Sucka!	15-5	.750	12,763	n/a
2	Sweeter Than Yoohoo	13-7	.650	12,223	+1
3	Split Happens	13-7	.650	10,388	+1
4	Bowl Movement	11-9	.550	13,785	-2
5	Bora Bora	9-11	.450	11,408	n/a
6	Yo Mama	9-11	.450	10,453	n/a
7	Tatonka	6-14	.300	9,924	n/a
8	Guttersluts	4-16	.200	7,838	n/a

Men's High Series Scratch	Women's High Series Scratch
David Codding - 637 Tim Segraves - 601 Michael Basham - 588 Carl Goetz - 573 Pat Searcy - 567	Freda Schroeder - 439 Tracy Rychlewski - 412 Janelle Lamar - 392 Dana Babler - 381 Amy Logan - 340
Men's High Series Handicap	Women's High Series Handicap
Tim Segraves - 697 David Codding - 685 Andy McLeod - 678 Michael Basham - 648 Ryan Doll - 646	Dana Babler - 613 Tracy Rychlewski - 601 Freda Schroeder - 566 Janelle Lamar - 562 Kathryn Holt - 545
Men's High Game Scratch	Women's High Game Scratch
Tim Segraves - 246 David Codding - 232 Pat Searcy - 231 Ryan Doll - 225 Michael Basham - 218	Tracy Rychlewski - 155 Janelle Lamar - 154 Dana Babler - 152 Freda Schroeder - 151 Amanda Cox Jeter - 131
Men's High Game Handicap	Women's High Game Handicap
Tim Segraves - 278 Ryan Doll - 270 Andy McLeod - 259 David Codding - 248 Pat Searcy - 247	Dana Babler - 229 Tracy Rychlewski - 218 Janelle Lamar - 210 Mandy Shannon - 204 Kathryn Holt - 201
Men's Pins Over Average	Women's Pins Over Average
Tim Segraves - 86 Ryan Doll - 82 Andy McLeod - 71 David Codding - 52 Pat Searcy - 52 (t) Michael Basham - 43	Dana Babler - 49 Tracy Rychlewski - 34 Mandy Shannon - 25 Janelle Lamar - 25 (t) Kathryn Holt - 20 Amanda Cox Jeter - 12