The fifteenth week of Fall 2005 saw two teams climb in the standings, while two teams slipped. Freda Schroeder picked up this week's high game (189) and series (513) for the women. As for the men, Demond Robinson snagged this week's high game with a 246, and high series was earned by John Richardson with a 630. Meanwhile, Tournament of Champions is officially down to its final eight bowlers, who will face each other next week competing for two cash prizes! Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 21 & 22: Harry Potter and the Magic Balls alternated between bowling and dry humping Three Men and a Babe. Although topped by Andy Metzler with his above-average 506 series, Harry Potter accomplished only 1 win against Three Men and a Babe. Conversely, David Codding guided Three Men and a Babe with his 584 as his team took the series with 3 wins. Harry Potter and the Magic Balls remains in 7th place, while Three Men and a Babe moves 1 spot to 4th.

On lanes 23 & 24: Tatonka spent a romantic evening with The Big LeBowlskies. With the strength of Will Jeter with his above-average 490 series, Tatonka collected 3 wins against The Big LeBowlskies. On the other side, Michael Basham reigned supreme in The Big LeBowlskies with his 492 despite his team notching only a single win. Tatonka drops 1 spot in the standings to 3rd place, while The Big LeBowlskies remain in 6th.

On lanes 25 & 26: Derka, Derka matched wits with Same Belt, New Notch. Although blessed by Rich DeYoung with his 529 series, Derka, Derka accomplished only 1 win against the Belt. On the flipside, Demond Robinson mastered the Belt with his commanding 614 (with kudos to Most Valuable Bowler Scott Murdock) as his team took the series with 3 wins. Derka, Derka drops 1 spot in the standings to 5th place, while the Belt remains in 1st.

Finally, down on lanes 27 & 28: Bora Bora! celebrated their love of large, heavy balls with Munson'd. Highlighting the skills of #1 Power Ranked and #1 Head-to-Head John Richardson and his astonishing 630 series, Bora Bora! celebrated a clean sweep over Munson'd. Countering this, Thomas Fowler commanded Munson'd with his (either injured, sick, or sandbagging) 218 despite his team getting swept. Bora Bora! leaps 1 spot in the standings to 2nd place, while Munson'd remains in 8th.

Bowlers paying far too much for well vodka at The 200 Club include: David Codding (212,201), Demond Robinson (246,208), John Richardson (224,221), Michael Basham (203), and Phil Schroeder (204)

In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Rich DeYoung had his way with Division 1, while Scott Murdock trounced Division 2. Phil Schroeder routed Division 3, and Andy McLeod won Division 4. Congratulations to our division champions! The following eight people will compete next week for the big prize!

NEXT WEEK:

• First, on lanes 21&22, 1st-place Same Belt, New Notch will roll against 2nd-place Bora Bora! (hcp 88). The Belt is expected to see a pretty significant "market correction" to their averages as they get swept; while Bora Bora! is forecast to see their team average take a dive even though they rack up a sweep.
• Moving to lanes 23&24, 3rd-place Tatonka (hcp 104) will battle 4th-place Three Men and a Babe. Tatonka might perform weakly, yet still manage to sweep the series; while Three Men and a Babe ought to see their team average take a dive while they endure a rough night.
• Then, over on lanes 25&26, 5th-place Derka, Derka will meet with 6th-place The Big LeBowlskies (hcp 2). Derka, Derka will likely have the bottom drop out of their averages, yet still manage to sweep the series; while The Big LeBowlskies will probably see their team average take a dive while they endure a rough night.
• Finally, on lanes 27&28, 7th-place Harry Potter and the Magic Balls will tussle with 8th-place Munson'd (hcp 53). Harry Potter is predicted to maintain their current strength as they sweep the series; while Munson'd is anticipated to hold steady as they endure a rough night.

THIS WEEK'S MVB Scott Murdock Runner Up: (See Posting)	#1 POWER BOWLER John Richardson Runner Up: Demond Robinson	#1 H2H BOWLER John Richardson Runner Up: Phil Schroeder
FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE) "Our balls are getting really oily. It's like we've all been teabagging Colonel Sanders." Phil Schroeder, on the excessive oily condition on the lanes.