The thirteenth week of Fall 2005 saw one team climb in the standings, while one team slipped. Freda Schroeder picked up this week's high game (177) and series (502) for the women, while John Richardson earned this week's high game (226) and series (644) for the men. Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 21 & 22: Tatonka couldn't stop undressing with their eyes the members of Harry Potter and the Magic Balls. Headlined by Will Jeter with his 446 series, Tatonka collected 3 wins against Harry Potter. On the other side, Andy Metzler called the shots for Harry Potter with his above-average 511 despite his team notching only a single win. Tatonka remains in 1st place, while Harry Potter remains in 7th.

On lanes 23 & 24: The Big LeBowlskies alternated between bowling and dry humping Three Men and a Babe. Despite being led by Dennis Laube with his above-average 559 series, The Big LeBowlskies accomplished only 1 win against Three Men and a Babe. In the midst of this, Ken M. Wilson laid down the law in Three Men and a Babe with his 562 as his team took the series with 3 wins. The Big LeBowlskies drop 1 spot in the standings to 6th place, while Three Men and a Babe moves 1 spot to 5th.

On lanes 25 & 26: Bora Bora! kept grabbing the balls of Derka, Derka. Reinforced by trifecta-winner (#1 Head-to-Head, #1 Power-Ranked, and Most Valuable Bowler) John Richardson and his splendid 644 series, Bora Bora! collected 3 wins against Derka, Derka. Concurrently, Rich DeYoung reigned supreme in Derka, Derka with his 508 despite his team notching only a single win. Bora Bora! remains in 2nd place, while Derka, Derka remains in 4th.

Finally, down on lanes 27 & 28: Munson'd spent a romantic evening with Same Belt, New Notch. With Munson'd forfeiting, all the Belt needed to do was roll within 40 pins of their combined team average each game. Mission accomplished. In their battle to get within at least 40 pins of average, Carl Goetz oversaw the Belt with his 556 as they swept the competition. Munson'd remains in 8th place, while the Belt remains in 3rd.

Bowlers sneaking into The 200 Club include: Carl Goetz (214), John Richardson (226,226), Ken M. Wilson (214), and Seth Gunderson (221)

In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Nobody claimed victory in Division 1 (though Ken M. Wilson came closest), while Seth Gunderson decimated Division 2. Tracy Rychlewski creamed Division 3, and John Richardson routed Division 4. In terms of overall points: Ken M. Wilson governs Division 1; Seth Gunderson tops Division 2; Phil Schroeder reigns over Division 3; and John Richardson dominates Division 4.

NEXT WEEK:

• First, on lanes 21&22, 2nd-place Bora Bora! (hcp 93) will meet with 3rd-place Same Belt, New Notch. Bora Bora! is expected to perform well, yet still manage to lose the series but avoid getting swept; while the Belt is forecast to hold steady as they enjoy their victories.
• Moving to lanes 23&24, 4th-place Derka, Derka will face 8th-place Munson'd (hcp 92). Derka, Derka might maintain their current strength as they win the series; while Munson'd ought to hold steady as they avoid getting swept.
• Then, over on lanes 25&26, 7th-place Harry Potter and the Magic Balls (hcp 48) will tussle with 6th-place The Big LeBowlskies. Harry Potter will likely maintain their current strength as they lose the series but avoid getting swept; while The Big LeBowlskies will probably hold steady as they enjoy their victories.
• Finally, on lanes 27&28, 5th-place Three Men and a Babe will compete against 1st-place Tatonka (hcp 107). Three Men and a Babe is predicted to maintain their current strength as they sweep the series; while Tatonka is anticipated to hold steady as they endure a rough night.

THIS WEEK'S MVB John Richardson Runner Up: (See Posting)	#1 POWER BOWLER John Richardson Runner Up: Dennis Laube	#1 H2H BOWLER John Richardson Runner Up: Dennis Laube
FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE) "I normally play with house balls, but tonight Phil let me play with his." Rich DeYoung, taking his hands from a place many hands have been to a place only Phil Schroeder's hands have been.