The eleventh week of Spring 2005 saw three teams climb in the standings, while three teams slipped. Two bowlers set a new personal best series, and two rolled new personal high games. Angela Bradford picked up this week's high game (225) and series (560) for the women, while Ken M. Wilson earned this week's high game (228) and series (599) for the men. Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 19 & 20: Sub Parre kept stealing sips of beer from 4 Play. Led by David Parre with his splendid 514 series, Sub Parre split the series with 4 Play. In the midst of this, Ken M. Wilson drew the spotlight in 4 Play with his above-average 599 as they matched their opponent in wins. Sub Parre remains in 3rd place, while 4 Play sinks 1 spot to 2nd.

On lanes 21 & 22: Nellielocks and the 3 Spares waged a heated competition against The Incredibowls. Reinforced by #1 Head-to-Head and Most Valuable Bowler Rich DeYoung and his dazzling 559 series, Nellielocks celebrated a clean sweep over The Incredibowls. Meanwhile, Carl Goetz called the shots for The Incredibowls with his 543 despite his team getting swept. Nellielocks and the 3 Spares remains in 4th place, while The Incredibowls sink 1 spot to 6th.

On lanes 23 & 24: All Belt, No Buckle spent some quality time with Big Pin Pin. Demonstrating the prowess of #1 Power-Ranked Nik Domann and his thrilling 577 series, the Belt celebrated a clean sweep over Pin Pin. As for the opposition, Mitch Wheeler laid down the law in Pin Pin with his below-average 430 despite his team getting swept. All Belt, No Buckle leaps 1 spot in the standings to 1st place, while Pin Pin sinks 1 spot to 8th.

Finally, down on lanes 25 & 26: Handicrappers took turns kicking the ball return with Bowlingstar Galactica. With the strength of Paul Linder with his above-average 442 series, Handicrappers collected 3 wins against the Galactica. Concurrently, Jason Carpio shined in the Galactica with his below-average 468 despite his team notching only a single win. Handicrappers leap 1 spot in the standings to 5th place, while the Galactica moves 1 spot to 7th.

Bowlers paying far too much for well vodka at The 200 Club include: Angela Bradford (225), Demond Robinson (201), Ken M. Wilson (228), Nik Domann (210,210), and Seth Gunderson (218)

New personal high games were set tonight by Seth Gunderson (218, previous best 211) and Ashley Razak (176, previous best 174). In addition, new personal best series were rolled by Nik Domann (577, previous best 567) and Rich DeYoung (559, previous best 541).

Adding to the excitement, the 225 rolled by Angela Bradford is this season's new high game among women.

The 225 rolled by Angela Bradford is the new 5th-best women's game in league history!
The 560 rolled by Angela Bradford is tied for the 7th-best women's series in league history!

In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Rich DeYoung rolled his ass to the top of Division 1, while Andy Metzler crushed Division 2. David Parre trounced Division 3, and Aaron Hoyt cleaned up Division 4. In terms of overall points: Carl Goetz governs Division 1; Michael Basham is in the driver's seat in Division 2; Freda Schroeder holds the reins in Division 3; and Amanda Schulte dominates Division 4.

NEXT WEEK:

• First, on lanes 19&20, 1st-place All Belt, No Buckle will spend some quality time with 5th-place Handicrappers (hcp 111). The Belt is expected to maintain their current strength as they sweep the series; while Handicrappers are forecast to raise their average even as they endure a rough night.
• Moving to lanes 21&22, 8th-place Big Pin Pin (hcp 42) will share a couple of pitchers with 7th-place Bowlingstar Galactica. Pin Pin might perform well and sweep the series; while the Galactica ought to drop their average a bit while they endure a rough night.
• Then, over on lanes 23&24, 3rd-place Sub Parre (hcp 87) will battle 4th-place Nellielocks and the 3 Spares. Sub Parre will likely roll decently, yet still manage to lose the series but avoid getting swept; while Nellielocks will probably hold steady as they enjoy their victories.
• Finally, on lanes 25&26, 2nd-place 4 Play (hcp 8) will socialize with 6th-place The Incredibowls. 4 Play is predicted to maintain their current strength as they just barely miss getting swept; while The Incredibowls are anticipated to raise their average while they enjoy their victories.

^*(Remember, the predicted results above are based on mathematical extrapolations and can be changed by all sorts of factors. If you don't like how your team's results are predicted, you and your teammates have the power to prove the math wrong!)

THIS WEEK'S MVB Rich DeYoung Runner Up: (See Posting)	#1 POWER BOWLER Nik Domann Runner Up: Rich DeYoung	#1 H2H BOWLER Rich DeYoung Runner Up: Andy Metzler
FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE) "We're waiting Scott to get his other ball out." Angela Bradford, delayed from action by a stuck zipper.

Pos.	Team name	Record	Percent	Total Pins	Change
1	All Belt, No Buckle	31.5-12.5	.716	21,052	+1
2	4 Play	30-14	.682	21,569	-1
3	Sub Parre	24-20	.545	16,541	n/a
4	Nellielocks and the 3 Spares	23.5-20.5	.534	20,280	n/a
5	Handicrappers	21-23	.477	16,841	+1
6	The Incredibowls	19-25	.432	19,624	-1
7	Bowlingstar Galactica	13.5-30.5	.307	19,883	+1
8	Big Pin Pin	13.5-30.5	.307	17,956	-1

Men's High Series Scratch	Women's High Series Scratch
Ken Wilson - 599 Nik Domann - 577 Rich DeYoung - 559 Demond Robinson - 551 Carl Goetz - 543	Angela Bradford - 560 Freda Schroeder - 459 Ashley Razak - 432 Janelle Lamar - 421 Amanda Schulte - 363
Men's High Series Handicap	Women's High Series Handicap
Nik Domann - 661 Ken Wilson - 656 Rich DeYoung - 655 Andy Metzler - 644 David Parre - 641	Angela Bradford - 646 Ashley Razak - 621 Freda Schroeder - 598 Janelle Lamar - 586 Amanda Schulte - 552
Men's High Game Scratch	Women's High Game Scratch
Ken Wilson - 228 Seth Gunderson - 218 Nik Domann - 210 Demond Robinson - 201 Rich DeYoung - 196	Angela Bradford - 225 Ashley Razak - 176 Freda Schroeder - 164 Amanda Schulte - 150 Janelle Lamar - 149
Men's High Game Handicap	Women's High Game Handicap
Seth Gunderson - 258 Ken Wilson - 247 Bart Smith - 239 Nik Domann - 238 Rich DeYoung - 228	Angela Bradford - 253 Ashley Razak - 239 Amanda Schulte - 213 Freda Schroeder - 210 Janelle Lamar - 204
Men's Pins Over Average	Women's Pins Over Average
Seth Gunderson - 68 Bart Smith - 57 Ken Wilson - 52 Aaron Hoyt - 46 Nik Domann - 45	Angela Bradford - 61 Ashley Razak - 55 Amanda Schulte - 29 Freda Schroeder - 22 Janelle Lamar - 18

The tenth week of Spring 2005 saw two teams climb in the standings, while one team slipped. Janelle (Laube) Lamar landed this week's high game for the women with a 186, and women's high series was bagged by Angela Bradford with a 505. As for the men, Ken M. Wilson snagged this week's high game with a 244, and high series was earned by Carl Goetz with a 585. Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 19 & 20: Nellielocks and the 3 Spares traded lane malfunctions with Bowlingstar Galactica. Headlined by Most Valuable Bowler Janelle (Laube) Lamar and her spectacular 491 series, Nellielocks collected 3 wins against the Galactica. On the other half of the score sheet, Jason Carpio ruled the Galactica with his 489 despite his team notching only a single win. Nellielocks and the 3 Spares leap 1 spot in the standings to 4th place, while the Galactica remains in 8th.

On lanes 21 & 22: All Belt, No Buckle matched wits with 4 Play. Starring Demond Robinson with his above-average 555 series, the Belt split the series with 4 Play. On the other side, Ken M. Wilson took the lead in 4 Play with his commanding 582 as they matched their opponent in wins. All Belt, No Buckle remains in 2nd place, while 4 Play remains in 1st.

On lanes 23 & 24: Handicrappers shared a platter of cheese sticks with Sub Parre. Notwithstanding the leadership of Paul Linder with his above-average 426 series, Handicrappers accomplished only 1 win against Sub Parre. Countering this, David Parre dominated Sub Parre with his above-average 491 as his team took the series with 3 wins. Handicrappers plummet 2 spots in the standings to 6th place, while Sub Parre remains in 3rd.

Finally, down on lanes 25 & 26: The Incredibowls had a delightful time with Big Pin Pin. Topped by Carl Goetz with his above-average 585 series, The Incredibowls celebrated a clean sweep over Pin Pin. While that was going down, #1 Power Ranked and #1 Head-to-Head Bart Smith mastered Pin Pin with his stupendous 446 despite his team getting swept. The Incredibowls leap 1 spot in the standings to 5th place, while Pin Pin remains in 7th.

Bowlers who stripped naked and shared a cozy hottub together in a back room at The 200 Club include: Carl Goetz (214), Demond Robinson (224), Ken M. Wilson (244), and Nik Domann (202)

In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Pat Searcy cleaned up Division 1, while Nik Domann made quick work of Division 2. Janelle (Laube) Lamar decimated Division 3, and Bart Smith walloped Division 4. In terms of overall points: Carl Goetz governs Division 1; Michael Basham reigns over Division 2; Freda Schroeder calls the shots for Division 3; and Amanda Schulte leads Division 4.

NEXT WEEK:

• First, on lanes 19&20, 3rd-place Sub Parre (hcp 65) will hang out with 1st-place 4 Play. Sub Parre is expected to perform well, but split the series with 4 Play; while 4 Play is forecast to hold steady as they keep the series tied.
• Moving to lanes 21&22, 4th-place Nellielocks and the 3 Spares will compete against 5th-place The Incredibowls (hcp 12). Nellielocks might maintain their current strength as they lose the series but avoid getting swept; while The Incredibowls ought to raise their average while they enjoy their victories.
• Then, over on lanes 23&24, 2nd-place All Belt, No Buckle will test their mettle against 7th-place Big Pin Pin (hcp 71). The Belt will likely maintain their current strength as they win the series; while Pin Pin will probably raise their average even as they avoid getting swept.
• Finally, on lanes 25&26, 6th-place Handicrappers (hcp 80) will socialize with 8th-place Bowlingstar Galactica. Handicrappers are predicted to maintain their current strength as they and split the series with the Galactica; while the Galactica is anticipated to drop their average a bit while keep the series tied.

^*(Remember, the predicted results above are based on mathematical extrapolations and can be changed by all sorts of factors. If you don't like how your team's results are predicted, you and your teammates have the power to prove the math wrong!)

THIS WEEK'S MVB Janelle Laube Runner Up: (See Posting)	#1 POWER BOWLER Bart Smith Runner Up: Janelle Lamar	#1 H2H BOWLER Bart Smith Runner Up: Janelle (Laube) Lamar
FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE) "What's Terri Schiavo doing here?" Seth Gunderson, commenting on the dead wood on lane 22.

Pos.	Team name	Record	Percent	Total Pins	Change
1	4 Play	28-12	.700	19,560	n/a
2	All Belt, No Buckle	27.5-12.5	.688	18,956	n/a
3	Sub Parre	22-18	.550	14,891	n/a
4	Nellielocks and the 3 Spares	19.5-20.5	.488	18,334	+1
5	The Incredibowls	19-21	.475	17,837	+1
6	Handicrappers	18-22	.450	15,227	-2
7	Big Pin Pin	13.5-26.5	.338	16,353	n/a
8	Bowlingstar Galactica	12.5-27.5	.313	18,104	n/a

Men's High Series Scratch	Women's High Series Scratch
Carl Goetz - 585 Ken Wilson - 582 Demond Robinson - 555 Nik Domann - 544 David Parre - 491	Angela Bradford - 505 Janelle Lamar - 491 Freda Schroeder - 474 Amanda Schulte - 403 Ashley Razak - 392
Men's High Series Handicap	Women's High Series Handicap
Bart Smith - 666 Ken Wilson - 661 Nik Domann - 632 Demond Robinson - 627 David Parre - 623	Janelle Lamar - 663 Freda Schroeder - 615 Andrea Wilson - 612 Amanda Schulte - 595 Angela Bradford - 593
Men's High Game Scratch	Women's High Game Scratch
Ken Wilson - 244 Demond Robinson - 224 Carl Goetz - 214 Nik Domann - 202 Jason Carpio - 195	Janelle Lamar - 186 Angela Bradford - 180 Freda Schroeder - 170 Ashley Razak - 166 Andrea Wilson - 160
Men's High Game Handicap	Women's High Game Handicap
Ken Wilson - 270 Demond Robinson - 248 Nik Domann - 231 Phil Schroeder - 227 David Parre - 227 (t) Carl Goetz - 226	Janelle Lamar - 243 Andrea Wilson - 235 Ashley Razak - 230 Freda Schroeder - 217 Tracy Rychlewski - 216
Men's Pins Over Average	Women's Pins Over Average
Ken Wilson - 77 Demond Robinson - 54 Bart Smith - 44 Nik Domann - 39 Phil Schroeder - 39 (t) David Parre - 38	Janelle Lamar - 58 Andrea Wilson - 54 Ashley Razak - 46 Tracy Rychlewski - 37 Freda Schroeder - 29

The ninth week of Spring 2005 saw three teams climb in the standings, while four teams slipped. Angela Bradford picked up this week's high game (199) and series (580) for the women. As for the men, Demond Robinson snagged this week's high game with a 234, and high series was earned by Carl Goetz with a 600. Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 19 & 20: Handicrappers traded lane malfunctions with The Incredibowls. In spite of top-billing by Amanda Schulte with her above-average 379 series, Handicrappers got swept by The Incredibowls. Meanwhile, Carl Goetz laid down the law in The Incredibowls with his above-average 600 as they swept the competition. Handicrappers drop 1 spot in the standings to 4th place, while The Incredibowls jump 2 spots to 6th.

On lanes 21 & 22: Sub Parre couldn't stop undressing with their eyes the members of Big Pin Pin. Led by Andy Metzler with his above-average 492 series, Sub Parre collected 3 wins against Pin Pin. In the midst of this, Brad Zollars took the lead in Pin Pin with his above-average 446 despite his team notching only a single win. Sub Parre leaps 1 spot in the standings to 3rd place, while Pin Pin sinks 1 spot to 7th.

On lanes 23 & 24: 4 Play kept grabbing the balls of Bowlingstar Galactica. Demonstrating the prowess of trifecta-winner (#1 Head-to-Head, #1 Power-Ranked, and Most Valuable Bowler) Angela Bradford and her splendid 580 series, 4 Play celebrated a clean sweep over the Galactica. As for the opposition, Jason Carpio drew the spotlight in the Galactica with his terrific 569 despite his team getting swept. 4 Play leaps 1 spot in the standings to 1st place, while the Galactica sinks 1 spot to 8th.

Finally, down on lanes 25 & 26: All Belt, No Buckle entered a showdown to the death with Nellielocks and the 3 Spares. Showcasing Nik Domann with his above-average 546 series, the Belt collected 3 wins against Nellielocks. On the other half of the score sheet, Dennis Laube dominated Nellielocks with his 506 despite his team notching only a single win. All Belt, No Buckle drops 1 spot in the standings to 2nd place, while Nellielocks remain in 5th.

Bowlers lounging at The 200 Club include: Carl Goetz (203,201), Demond Robinson (234), Jason Carpio (211), and Nik Domann (232)

In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Carl Goetz staked a claim for the Iron Throne in Division 1, while Angela Bradford topped Division 2. Scott Murdock triumphed over his enemies in Division 3, and Andrea Wilson vanquished Division 4. In terms of overall points: Carl Goetz leads Division 1; Michael Basham tops Division 2; Freda Schroeder reigns over Division 3; and Andrea Wilson runs the show in Division 4.

NEXT WEEK:

• First, on lanes 19&20, 5th-place Nellielocks and the 3 Spares will chill with 8th-place Bowlingstar Galactica (hcp 11). Nellielocks are expected to perform well and sweep the series; while the Galactica is forecast to hold steady as they endure a rough night.
• Moving to lanes 21&22, 2nd-place All Belt, No Buckle will socialize with 1st-place 4 Play (hcp 36). The Belt might perform well and win the series; while 4 Play ought to hold steady as they avoid getting swept.
• Then, over on lanes 23&24, 4th-place Handicrappers (hcp 4) will share a couple of pitchers with 3rd-place Sub Parre. Handicrappers will likely roll decently, yet still manage to lose the series but avoid getting swept; while Sub Parre will probably raise their average while they enjoy their victories.
• Finally, on lanes 25&26, 6th-place The Incredibowls will face 7th-place Big Pin Pin (hcp 39). The Incredibowls are predicted to perform well and win the series; while Pin Pin is anticipated to raise their average even as they avoid getting swept.

^*(Remember, the predicted results above are based on mathematical extrapolations and can be changed by all sorts of factors. If you don't like how your team's results are predicted, you and your teammates have the power to prove the math wrong!)

THIS WEEK'S MVB Angela Bradford Runner Up: (See Posting)	#1 POWER BOWLER Angela Bradford Runner Up: Phil Schroeder	#1 H2H BOWLER Angela Bradford Runner Up: Carl Goetz
FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE) "While my left hand was holding the phone, my right hand was hard at work!" Paul Linder, justifying talking on the phone while bowling.

Pos.	Team name	Record	Percent	Total Pins	Change
1	4 Play	26-10	.722	17,631	+1
2	All Belt, No Buckle	25.5-10.5	.708	17,014	-1
3	Sub Parre	19-17	.528	13,290	+1
4	Handicrappers	17-19	.472	13,649	-1
5	Nellielocks and the 3 Spares	16.5-19.5	.458	16,574	n/a
6	The Incredibowls	15-21	.417	15,915	+2
7	Big Pin Pin	13.5-22.5	.375	14,659	-1
8	Bowlingstar Galactica	11.5-24.5	.319	16,398	-1

Men's High Series Scratch	Women's High Series Scratch
Carl Goetz - 600 Jason Carpio - 569 Nik Domann - 546 Phil Schroeder - 516 Demond Robinson - 511	Angela Bradford - 580 Freda Schroeder - 437 Deena Slinkard - 395 Amanda Schulte - 379 Andrea Wilson - 349
Men's High Series Handicap	Women's High Series Handicap
Phil Schroeder - 664 Jason Carpio - 657 Carl Goetz - 640 Nik Domann - 639 Andy Metzler - 628	Angela Bradford - 678 Freda Schroeder - 581 Andrea Wilson - 577 Amanda Schulte - 573 Deena Slinkard - 567
Men's High Game Scratch	Women's High Game Scratch
Demond Robinson - 234 Nik Domann - 232 Jason Carpio - 211 Carl Goetz - 203 Phil Schroeder - 198	Angela Bradford - 199 Freda Schroeder - 180 Deena Slinkard - 152 Amanda Schulte - 150 Andrea Wilson - 140
Men's High Game Handicap	Women's High Game Handicap
Nik Domann - 263 Demond Robinson - 258 Phil Schroeder - 247 Jason Carpio - 240 Scott Murdock - 231	Angela Bradford - 231 Freda Schroeder - 228 Andrea Wilson - 216 Amanda Schulte - 214 Deena Slinkard - 209
Men's Pins Over Average	Women's Pins Over Average
Nik Domann - 71 Demond Robinson - 64 Phil Schroeder - 60 Jason Carpio - 48 Scott Murdock - 43	Freda Schroeder - 40 Angela Bradford - 40 (t) Andrea Wilson - 35 Amanda Schulte - 31 Deena Slinkard - 24 Tracy Rychlewski - 10

The Spring 2005 position round is now history, and and the championship will be on us before we know it! The eighth week saw two teams climb in the standings, while two teams slipped. Angela Bradford landed this week's high game for the women with a 176, and women's high series was bagged by Freda Schroeder with a 488. As for the men, Demond Robinson snagged this week's high game with a 204, and high series was earned by Rich DeYoung with a 518. Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 19 & 20: 4 Play hung out with All Belt, No Buckle. Though featuring Angela Bradford with her 479 series, 4 Play accomplished only 1 win against the Belt. On the adjacent lane, Demond Robinson laid down the law in the Belt with his 505 as his team took the series with 3 wins. 4 Play drops 1 spot in the standings to 2nd place, while the Belt moves 1 spot to 1st.

On lanes 21 & 22: Sub Parre tussled with Handicrappers. Notwithstanding the leadership of David Parre with his spectacular 501 series, Sub Parre accomplished only 1 win against Handicrappers. On the flipside, Ashley Razak commanded Handicrappers with her wondrous 429 as her team took the series with 3 wins. Sub Parre drops 1 spot in the standings to 4th place, while Handicrappers move 1 spot to 3rd.

On lanes 23 & 24: Nellielocks and the 3 Spares chucked gutter balls with Big Pin Pin. Starring Rich DeYoung with his above-average 518 series, Nellielocks collected 3 wins against Pin Pin. In the meantime, Mitch Wheeler called the shots for Pin Pin with his 452 despite his team notching only a single win. Nellielocks and the 3 Spares remains in 5th place, while Pin Pin remains in 6th.

Finally, down on lanes 25 & 26: Bowlingstar Galactica matched wits with The Incredibowls. While headlined by Eric Lynch with his below-average 494 series, with a nod to #1 Power-Ranked Aaron Hoyt, the Galactica accomplished only 1 win against The Incredibowls. While that was going down, #1 Head-to-Head and Most Valuable Bowler Freda Schroeder shined in The Incredibowls with her terrific 488 as her team took the series with 3 wins. Bowlingstar Galactica remains in 7th place, while The Incredibowls remain in 8th.

Bowlers lounging at The 200 Club include: Demond Robinson (204)

In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Rich DeYoung spanked Division 1, while Michael Basham creamed Division 2. Freda Schroeder topped Division 3, and Aaron Hoyt conquered Division 4. In terms of overall points: Demond Robinson tops Division 1; Michael Basham reigns over Division 2; Freda Schroeder holds the reins in Division 3; and Amanda Schulte is in the driver's seat in Division 4.

NEXT WEEK:

• First, on lanes 19&20, 3rd-place Handicrappers (hcp 68) will chuck some balls with 8th-place The Incredibowls. Handicrappers are expected to perform well, yet still manage to lose the series but avoid getting swept; while The Incredibowls are forecast to raise their average while they enjoy their victories.
• Moving to lanes 21&22, 4th-place Sub Parre (hcp 40) will match wits with 6th-place Big Pin Pin. Sub Parre might perform well and win the series; while Pin Pin ought to hold steady as they avoid getting swept.
• Then, over on lanes 23&24, 2nd-place 4 Play (hcp 13) will roll against 7th-place Bowlingstar Galactica. 4 Play will likely roll decently and sweep the series; while the Galactica will probably drop their average a bit while they endure a rough night.
• Finally, on lanes 25&26, 1st-place All Belt, No Buckle will socialize with 5th-place Nellielocks and the 3 Spares (hcp 9). The Belt is predicted to perform well and just barely miss sweeping the series; while Nellielocks are anticipated to hold steady as they just barely avoid getting swept.

^*(Remember, the predicted results above are based on mathematical extrapolations and can be changed by all sorts of factors. If you don't like how your team's results are predicted, you and your teammates have the power to prove the math wrong!)

THIS WEEK'S MVB Freda Schroeder Runner Up: (See Posting)	#1 POWER BOWLER Aaron Hoyt Runner Up: David Parre	#1 H2H BOWLER Freda Schroeder Runner Up: David Parre
FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE) "Now that is just ridiculous, Dude. Nobody is going to cut your dick off. Not if I have anything to say about it." Seth Gunderson, reassuring Bob Brunker, who was heading to the men's room.

Pos.	Team name	Record	Percent	Total Pins	Change
1	All Belt, No Buckle	22.5-9.5	.703	15,068	+1
2	4 Play	22-10	.688	15,627	-1
3	Handicrappers	17-15	.531	12,237	+1
4	Sub Parre	16-16	.500	11,678	-1
5	Nellielocks and the 3 Spares	15.5-16.5	.484	14,820	n/a
6	Big Pin Pin	12.5-19.5	.391	13,034	n/a
7	Bowlingstar Galactica	11.5-20.5	.359	14,563	n/a
8	The Incredibowls	11-21	.344	13,970	n/a

Men's High Series Scratch	Women's High Series Scratch
Rich DeYoung - 518 Demond Robinson - 505 David Parre - 501 Michael Basham - 496 Eric Lynch - 494	Freda Schroeder - 488 Angela Bradford - 479 Deena Slinkard - 431 Ashley Razak - 429 Janelle Lamar - 415
Men's High Series Handicap	Women's High Series Handicap
David Parre - 647 Aaron Hoyt - 638 Scott Murdock - 621 Rich DeYoung - 614 Michael Basham - 611	Freda Schroeder - 639 Ashley Razak - 628 Amanda Schulte - 615 Deena Slinkard - 608 Janelle Lamar - 587
Men's High Game Scratch	Women's High Game Scratch
Demond Robinson - 204 Eric Lynch - 193 Michael Basham - 188 David Parre - 187 Corey Weinfurt - 186	Angela Bradford - 176 Freda Schroeder - 171 Ashley Razak - 153 Janelle Lamar - 152 Amanda Schulte - 151
Men's High Game Handicap	Women's High Game Handicap
Aaron Hoyt - 236 David Parre - 235 Demond Robinson - 228 Michael Basham - 226 Scott Murdock - 222	Freda Schroeder - 221 Ashley Razak - 219 Amanda Schulte - 218 Janelle Lamar - 209 Deena Slinkard - 209 (t)
Men's Pins Over Average	Women's Pins Over Average
Aaron Hoyt - 58 David Parre - 48 Michael Basham - 36 Scott Murdock - 34 Demond Robinson - 34 (t) Kris Hiestand - 29	Ashley Razak - 36 Amanda Schulte - 35 Freda Schroeder - 34 Tracy Rychlewski - 28 Deena Slinkard - 24 Janelle Lamar - 24 (t)

By now every team has bowled each other once, so next week is the Spring 2005 position round. But enough about next week, you came here to read about this week. The seventh week saw two teams climb in the standings, while two teams slipped. Angela Bradford picked up this week's high game (169) and series (503) for the women, while Carl Goetz earned this week's high game (205) and series (588) for the men. Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 19 & 20: Bowlingstar Galactica couldn't stop inappropriately groping Sub Parre. Although blessed by Eric Lynch with his 528 series, the Galactica accomplished only 1 win against Sub Parre. On the other side, David Parre oversaw Sub Parre with his above-average 465 as his team took the series with 3 wins. Bowlingstar Galactica drops 1 spot in the standings to 7th place, while Sub Parre moves 1 spot to 3rd.

On lanes 21 & 22: The Incredibowls took turns kicking the ball return with All Belt, No Buckle. In spite of the prowess of #1 Power Ranked and #1 Head-to-Head Carl Goetz and his above-average 588 series, The Incredibowls got swept by the Belt. Countering this, Demond Robinson ruled the Belt with his above-average 550 (with kudos to Most Valuable Bowler Nik Domann) as they swept the competition. The Incredibowls remains in 8th place, while the Belt remains in 2nd.

On lanes 23 & 24: Big Pin Pin entered a showdown to the death with Nellielocks and the 3 Spares. With top billing by Mitch Wheeler with his 456 series, Pin Pin collected 3 wins against Nellielocks. In the meantime, Dennis Laube showed off in Nellielocks with his 521 despite his team notching only a single win. Big Pin Pin leaps 1 spot in the standings to 6th place, while Nellielocks remain in 5th.

Finally, down on lanes 25 & 26: 4 Play couldn't stop undressing with their eyes the members of Handicrappers. Headlined by Angela Bradford with her above-average 503 series, 4 Play collected 3 wins against Handicrappers. Simultaneously, Paul Linder reigned supreme in Handicrappers with his 409 despite his team notching only a single win. 4 Play remains in 1st place, while Handicrappers sink 1 spot to 4th.

Bowlers paying far too much for well vodka at The 200 Club include: Carl Goetz (205) and Demond Robinson (202)

In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Demond Robinson claimed victory in Division 1, while Nik Domann dominated Division 2. Freda Schroeder mopped up Division 3, and nobody claimed victory in Division 4 (though Ashley Razak came closest). In terms of overall points: Demond Robinson governs Division 1; Michael Basham dominates Division 2; Freda Schroeder is in the driver's seat in Division 3; and Amanda Schulte leads Division 4.

NEXT WEEK:

• First, on lanes 19&20, 1st-place 4 Play will chuck some balls with 2nd-place All Belt, No Buckle (hcp 18). 4 Play is expected to maintain their current strength as they and split the series with the Belt; while the Belt is forecast to raise their average while they keep the series tied.
• Moving to lanes 21&22, 3rd-place Sub Parre (hcp 2) will challenge 4th-place Handicrappers. Sub Parre might perform well and win the series; while Handicrappers ought to raise their average even as they avoid getting swept.
• Then, over on lanes 23&24, 5th-place Nellielocks and the 3 Spares will share a couple of pitchers with 6th-place Big Pin Pin (hcp 58). Nellielocks will likely roll decently and just barely win the series; while Pin Pin will probably hold steady as they avoid getting swept.
• Finally, on lanes 25&26, 7th-place Bowlingstar Galactica will battle 8th-place The Incredibowls (hcp 13). The Galactica is predicted to maintain their current strength as they lose the series but avoid getting swept; while The Incredibowls are anticipated to raise their average while they enjoy their victories.

^*(Remember, the predicted results above are based on mathematical extrapolations and can be changed by all sorts of factors. If you don't like how your team's results are predicted, you and your teammates have the power to prove the math wrong!)

THIS WEEK'S MVB Nik Domann Runner Up: (See Posting)	#1 POWER BOWLER Carl Goetz Runner Up: Demond Robinson	#1 H2H BOWLER Carl Goetz Runner Up: Nik Domann
FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE) "Our balls are getting really oily. It's like we've all been teabagging Colonel Sanders." Mitch Wheeler, on the excessive oily condition on the lanes.

Pos.	Team name	Record	Percent	Total Pins	Change
1	4 Play	21-7	.750	13,698	n/a
2	All Belt, No Buckle	19.5-8.5	.696	13,157	n/a
3	Sub Parre	15-13	.536	10,154	+1
4	Handicrappers	14-14	.500	10,616	-1
5	Nellielocks and the 3 Spares	12.5-15.5	.446	12,933	n/a
6	Big Pin Pin	11.5-16.5	.411	11,418	+1
7	Bowlingstar Galactica	10.5-17.5	.375	12,814	-1
8	The Incredibowls	8-20	.286	12,214	n/a

Men's High Series Scratch	Women's High Series Scratch
Carl Goetz - 588 Demond Robinson - 550 Eric Lynch - 528 Nik Domann - 522 Dennis Laube - 521	Angela Bradford - 503 Freda Schroeder - 420 Deena Slinkard - 412 Amanda Schulte - 385 Ashley Razak - 353
Men's High Series Handicap	Women's High Series Handicap
Carl Goetz - 636 Demond Robinson - 626 Nik Domann - 620 David Parre - 618 Andy Metzler - 592	Angela Bradford - 603 Deena Slinkard - 594 Amanda Schulte - 593 Freda Schroeder - 573 Tracy Rychlewski - 553
Men's High Game Scratch	Women's High Game Scratch
Carl Goetz - 205 Demond Robinson - 202 Eric Lynch - 195 Dennis Laube - 195 (t) Nik Domann - 184 David Parre - 181	Angela Bradford - 169 Deena Slinkard - 152 Freda Schroeder - 151 Janelle Lamar - 143 Amanda Schulte - 135
Men's High Game Handicap	Women's High Game Handicap
David Parre - 232 Demond Robinson - 227 Andy Metzler - 222 Carl Goetz - 221 Nik Domann - 216 David Hayob - 216 (t)	Deena Slinkard - 212 Tracy Rychlewski - 208 Amanda Schulte - 204 Angela Bradford - 202 Freda Schroeder - 202 (t)
Men's Pins Over Average	Women's Pins Over Average
David Parre - 45 Andy Metzler - 34 Demond Robinson - 34 (t) Andrew Fisher - 28 David Hayob - 27 Nik Domann - 25 Carl Goetz - 25 (t) Brad Zollars - 25 (t)	Tracy Rychlewski - 29 Deena Slinkard - 28 Amanda Schulte - 22 Freda Schroeder - 15 Ashley Razak - 13