The ninth week of Fall 2004 saw two teams climb in the standings, while two teams slipped. Two bowlers set a new personal best series, and two rolled new personal high games. Angela Bradford picked up this week's high game (193) and series (541) for the women, while Bill Krejci earned this week's high game (267) and series (595) for the men. Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 19 & 20: Paul Hamms deliberately ate cheese sticks in front of Die Schlag-Maschinen. With the strength of Bill Krejci with his above-average 595 series, with kudos to Most Valuable Bowler Mark McClendon, the Hamms celebrated a clean sweep over Die Schlag-Maschinen. On the other half of the score sheet, Amanda Schulte took the lead in Die Schlag-Maschinen with her fantastic 425 despite her team getting swept. Paul Hamms leap 2 spots in the standings to 2nd place, while Die Schlag-Maschinen remains in 8th.

On lanes 21 & 22: Real Ultimate Ninja Bowlers spent a romantic evening with Ashley Razabacks. Even though highlighted by the skills of Dennis Laube with his below-average 446 series, the Ninjas accomplished only 1 win against the Razabacks. Conversely, Stefan Paz reigned supreme in the Razabacks with his 462 as his team took the series with 3 wins. Real Ultimate Ninja Bowlers remains in 7th place, while the Razabacks remain in 1st.

On lanes 23 & 24: A Solid No. 2 accepted a challenge by Recreation Intoxication. Showcasing Corey Weinfurt with his 513 series, with a nod to #1 Power-Ranked Andee Weinfurt, No. 2 collected 3 wins against Recreation . Concurrently, Bob Brunker drew the spotlight in Recreation with his 542 (with props to #1 Head-to-Head bowler ) despite his team notching only a single win. A Solid No. 2 leaps 1 spot in the standings to 5th place, while Recreation plunges 2 spots to 4th.

Finally, down on lanes 25 & 26: Bowlkake had a delightful time with The Belt Strikes Back. In spite of the prowess of Justin Strelow with his above-average 558 series, Bowlkake accomplished only 1 win against the Belt. Simultaneously, Demond Robinson showed off in the Belt with his above-average 572 as his team took the series with 3 wins. Bowlkake drops 1 spot in the standings to 6th place, while the Belt remains in 3rd.

Bowlers enjoying a guest admission to The 200 Club include: Bill Krejci (267), Bob Brunker (203), Demond Robinson (211), Ken M. Wilson (224), and Nik Domann (246)

New personal high games were set tonight by Nik Domann (246, previous best 213) and Bill Krejci (267, previous best 236). In addition, new personal best series were rolled by Bill Krejci (595, previous best 592) and Andee Weinfurt (490, previous best 464).

Angela Bradford claimed the season's women's high series with her 541. In addition, Bill Krejci nabbed this season's men's high game with his 267.

The 267 rolled by Bill Krejci is the new 2nd-best game in league history!
The 541 rolled by Angela Bradford is the new 10th-best women's series in league history!

In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Bill Krejci cleaned up Division 1, while Jason Carpio staked a claim for the Iron Throne in Division 2. Amanda Schulte mopped up Division 3, and Ray Haynes whipped Division 4. In terms of overall points: Pat Searcy calls the shots for Division 1; Jason Carpio governs Division 2; Mike Killion, Janelle (Laube) Lamar, and Amanda Schulte lead Division 3 in a tie; and Ray Haynes tops Division 4.

NEXT WEEK:

• First, on lanes 19&20, 3rd-place The Belt Strikes Back (hcp 14) will throw some gutter balls with 4th-place Recreation Intoxication. The Belt is expected to perform well and sweep the series; while Recreation is forecast to hold steady as they endure a rough night.
• Moving to lanes 21&22, 6th-place Bowlkake will share a couple of pitchers with 5th-place A Solid No. 2 (estimated hcp 68). Bowlkake might maintain their current strength as they win the series; while No. 2 ought to raise their average even as they avoid getting swept.
• Then, over on lanes 23&24, 2nd-place Paul Hamms will socialize with 7th-place Real Ultimate Ninja Bowlers (hcp 12). The Hamms will likely roll decently, but split the series with the Ninjas; while the Ninjas will probably raise their average while they keep the series tied.
• Finally, on lanes 25&26, 8th-place Die Schlag-Maschinen (hcp 70) will roll against 1st-place Ashley Razabacks. Die Schlag-Maschinen is predicted to perform well, yet still manage to lose the series but avoid getting swept; while the Razabacks are anticipated to hold steady as they enjoy their victories.

^*(Remember, the predicted results above are based on mathematical extrapolations and can be changed by all sorts of factors. If you don't like how your team's results are predicted, you and your teammates have the power to prove the math wrong!)

THIS WEEK'S MVB Mark McClendon Runner Up: (See Posting)	#1 POWER BOWLER Andee Weinfurt Runner Up: Seth Gunderson	#1 H2H BOWLER Angela Bradford Runner Up: Demond Robinson
FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE) "I tried to ignore it, but my gaze was constantly drawn to Bill's dead wood." Nik Domann, wishing someone would come get it off. (The lane.)

Pos.	Team name	Record	Percent	Total Pins	Change
1	Ashley Razabacks	6-2	.750	1,561	n/a
2	Paul Hamms	23-13	.639	14,812	+2
3	The Belt Strikes Back	22-14	.611	16,896	n/a
4	Recreation Intoxication	21-15	.583	17,478	-2
5	A Solid No. 2	20-16	.556	16,794	+1
6	Bowlkake	18-18	.500	19,003	-1
7	Real Ultimate Ninja Bowlers	18-18	.500	14,602	n/a
8	Die Schlag-Maschinen	13-23	.361	12,812	n/a

Men's High Series Scratch	Women's High Series Scratch
Bill Krejci - 595 Demond Robinson - 572 Nik Domann - 566 Justin Strelow - 558 Ken Wilson - 546	Angela Bradford - 541 Andee Weinfurt - 490 Amanda Schulte - 425 Ashley Razak - 388 Deena Slinkard - 359
Men's High Series Handicap	Women's High Series Handicap
Bill Krejci - 647 Demond Robinson - 646 Nik Domann - 645 Seth Gunderson - 639 Mark McClendon - 628	Andee Weinfurt - 646 Angela Bradford - 639 Amanda Schulte - 629 Ashley Razak - 582 Janelle Lamar - 522 Barbara Killion - 522 (t)
Men's High Game Scratch	Women's High Game Scratch
Bill Krejci - 267 Nik Domann - 246 Ken Wilson - 224 Demond Robinson - 211 Bob Brunker - 203	Angela Bradford - 193 Andee Weinfurt - 184 Amanda Schulte - 165 Ashley Razak - 154 Deena Slinkard - 141
Men's High Game Handicap	Women's High Game Handicap
Bill Krejci - 284 Nik Domann - 272 Ken Wilson - 236 Demond Robinson - 235 Rich DeYoung - 233	Andee Weinfurt - 236 Amanda Schulte - 233 Angela Bradford - 225 Ashley Razak - 218 Deena Slinkard - 194
Men's Pins Over Average	Women's Pins Over Average
Bill Krejci - 89 Nik Domann - 79 Rich DeYoung - 45 Demond Robinson - 42 Seth Gunderson - 40 Ken Wilson - 40 (t)	Amanda Schulte - 50 Andee Weinfurt - 49 Ashley Razak - 35 Angela Bradford - 34 Deena Slinkard - 8

The Fall 2004 position round is now history, and and the championship will be on us before we know it! The eighth week saw one team climb in the standings, while four teams slipped. One bowler set a new personal best series. Andee Weinfurt picked up this week's high game (183) and series (464) for the women, while Ken M. Wilson earned this week's high game (235) and series (592) for the men. Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 19 & 20: Recreation Intoxication sparred with The Belt Strikes Back. Despite the strength of Bob Brunker with his above-average 550 series, Recreation accomplished only 1 win against the Belt. In the midst of this, #1 Power Ranked and #1 Head-to-Head Nik Domann commanded the Belt with his above-average 565 as his team took the series with 3 wins. Recreation Intoxication drops 1 spot in the standings to 2nd place, while the Belt sinks 1 spot to 3rd.

On lanes 21 & 22: Real Ultimate Ninja Bowlers couldn't stop undressing with their eyes the members of Paul Hamms. In spite of the prowess of Dennis Laube with his 492 series, the Ninjas accomplished only 1 win against the Hamms. Conversely, Bill Krejci ruled the Hamms with his 550 (with kudos to Most Valuable Bowler Mark McClendon) as his team took the series with 3 wins. Real Ultimate Ninja Bowlers plummet 4 spots in the standings to 7th place, while the Hamms remain in 4th.

On lanes 23 & 24: Bowlkake had a delightful time with A Solid No. 2. Topped by Ken M. Wilson with his above-average 592 series, Bowlkake split the series with No. 2. While that was going down, Corey Weinfurt guided No. 2 with his above-average 559 as they matched their opponent in wins. Bowlkake remains in 5th place, while No. 2 remains in 6th.

Finally, down on lanes 25 & 26: Die Schlag-Maschinen celebrated their love of large, heavy balls with Ashley Razabacks. Even though highlighted by the skills of Amanda Schulte with her above-average 374 series, Die Schlag-Maschinen accomplished only 1 win against the Razabacks. Across the ball return, Stefan Paz showed off in the Razabacks with his 447 as his team took the series with 3 wins. Die Schlag-Maschinen drops 1 spot in the standings to 8th place, while the Razabacks jump 7 spots to 1st.

Bowlers rolling into The 200 Club include: Bill Krejci (203), Bob Brunker (203), Corey Weinfurt (204), Ken M. Wilson (235), and Mark McClendon (205)

A new personal best series was rolled tonight by Andee Weinfurt (464, previous best 463).

In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Bob Brunker got the better of Division 1, while nobody claimed victory in Division 2 (though Jason Carpio came closest). Kris Hiestand made quick work of Division 3, and Ray Haynes trounced Division 4. In terms of overall points: Pat Searcy tops Division 1; Nik Domann is in the driver's seat in Division 2; Mike Killion calls the shots for Division 3; and Ray Haynes leads Division 4.

NEXT WEEK:

• First, on lanes 19&20, 4th-place Paul Hamms will meet with 8th-place Die Schlag-Maschinen (hcp 64). The Hamms are expected to maintain their current strength as they and split the series with Die Schlag-Maschinen; while Die Schlag-Maschinen is forecast to raise their average while they keep the series tied.
• Moving to lanes 21&22, 7th-place Real Ultimate Ninja Bowlers (hcp 8) will challenge 1st-place Ashley Razabacks. The Ninjas might perform well and win the series; while the Razabacks ought to hold steady as they avoid getting swept.
• Then, over on lanes 23&24, 6th-place A Solid No. 2 (hcp 28) will socialize with 2nd-place Recreation Intoxication. No. 2 will likely maintain their current strength as they get swept; while Recreation will probably hold steady as they rack up a sweep.
• Finally, on lanes 25&26, 5th-place Bowlkake will tussle with 3rd-place The Belt Strikes Back (hcp 14). Bowlkake is predicted to maintain their current strength as they lose the series but avoid getting swept; while the Belt is anticipated to raise their average while they enjoy their victories.

^*(Remember, the predicted results above are based on mathematical extrapolations and can be changed by all sorts of factors. If you don't like how your team's results are predicted, you and your teammates have the power to prove the math wrong!)

THIS WEEK'S MVB Mark McClendon Runner Up: (See Posting)	#1 POWER BOWLER Nik Domann Runner Up: Andee Weinfurt	#1 H2H BOWLER Nik Domann Runner Up: Corey Weinfurt
FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE) "Just how big is your staff, Kris? You're getting a little cocky." Andee Weinfurt, to Kris Hiestand, who was boasting about a recent promotion.

Pos.	Team name	Record	Percent	Total Pins	Change
1	Ashley Razabacks	3-1	.750	-122	+7
2	Recreation Intoxication	20-12	.625	15,478	-1
3	The Belt Strikes Back	19-13	.594	14,833	-1
4	Paul Hamms	19-13	.594	13,030	n/a
5	Bowlkake	17-15	.531	16,883	n/a
6	A Solid No. 2	17-15	.531	14,829	n/a
7	Real Ultimate Ninja Bowlers	17-15	.531	12,996	-4
8	Die Schlag-Maschinen	13-19	.406	11,366	-1

Men's High Series Scratch	Women's High Series Scratch
Ken Wilson - 592 Nik Domann - 565 Corey Weinfurt - 559 Bob Brunker - 550 Bill Krejci - 550 (t) Pat Searcy - 528	Andee Weinfurt - 464 Angela Bradford - 449 Deena Slinkard - 386 Amanda Schulte - 374 Janelle Lamar - 358 Ashley Razak - 358 (t)
Men's High Series Handicap	Women's High Series Handicap
Nik Domann - 651 Ken Wilson - 635 Mark McClendon - 630 Corey Weinfurt - 626 Scott Murdock - 624	Andee Weinfurt - 629 Amanda Schulte - 580 Ashley Razak - 552 Angela Bradford - 545 Deena Slinkard - 544
Men's High Game Scratch	Women's High Game Scratch
Ken Wilson - 235 Mark McClendon - 205 Corey Weinfurt - 204 Bob Brunker - 203 Bill Krejci - 203 (t) Jason Carpio - 196	Andee Weinfurt - 183 Angela Bradford - 164 Deena Slinkard - 159 Amanda Schulte - 156 Janelle Lamar - 128
Men's High Game Handicap	Women's High Game Handicap
Ken Wilson - 249 Mark McClendon - 242 Jason Carpio - 236 Seth Gunderson - 227 Corey Weinfurt - 226	Andee Weinfurt - 238 Amanda Schulte - 224 Deena Slinkard - 211 Angela Bradford - 196 Ashley Razak - 190
Men's Pins Over Average	Women's Pins Over Average
Ken Wilson - 53 Mark McClendon - 52 Jason Carpio - 47 Ray Haynes - 43 Seth Gunderson - 37	Andee Weinfurt - 52 Amanda Schulte - 42 Deena Slinkard - 25 Ashley Razak - 7 Janelle Lamar - 5

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By now every team has bowled each other once, so next week is the Fall 2004 position round. But enough about next week, you came here to read about this week. The seventh week saw one team climb in the standings, while four teams slipped. One bowler roll a new personal best game. Angela Bradford picked up this week's high game (163) and series (466) for the women, while James Long earned this week's high game (239) and series (598) for the men. Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 19 & 20: Recreation Intoxication faced off against Real Ultimate Ninja Bowlers. Featuring Pat Searcy with his above-average 597 series, Recreation collected 3 wins against the Ninjas. Conversely, Dennis Laube oversaw the Ninjas with his below-average 447 despite his team notching only a single win. Recreation Intoxication remains in 1st place, while the Ninjas sink 1 spot to 3rd.

On lanes 21 & 22: Die Schlag-Maschinen sparred with Bowlkake. Although topped by Mike Killion with his breathtaking 403 series, Die Schlag-Maschinen accomplished only 1 win against Bowlkake. Countering this, trifecta-winner (#1 Head-to-Head, #1 Power-Ranked, and Most Valuable Bowler) James Long reigned supreme in Bowlkake with his dramatic 598 as his team took the series with 3 wins. Die Schlag-Maschinen remains in 7th place, while Bowlkake sinks 1 spot to 5th.

On lanes 23 & 24: Ashley Razabacks couldn't stop undressing with their eyes the members of The Belt Strikes Back. With the Razabacks forfeiting, all the Belt needed to do was roll within 40 pins of their combined team average each game. Mission accomplished. In their battle to get within at least 40 pins of average, Nik Domann laid down the law in the Belt with his above-average 535 as they swept the competition. Ashley Razabacks remains in 8th place, while the Belt jumps 4 spots to 2nd.

Finally, down on lanes 25 & 26: A Solid No. 2 alternated between bowling and dry humping Paul Hamms. Showcasing Eric Lynch with his 477 series, No. 2 collected 3 wins against the Hamms. Concurrently, Bill Krejci took the lead in the Hamms with his 542 despite his team notching only a single win. A Solid No. 2 drops 1 spot in the standings to 6th place, while the Hamms sink 1 spot to 4th.

Bowlers rolling into The 200 Club include: Bob Brunker (236), James Long (239), Nik Domann (202), and Pat Searcy (204,201)

A new personal high game was set tonight by Bob Brunker (236, previous best 234).

The 239 rolled by James Long is tied for the 10th-best men's game in league history!

In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Pat Searcy crushed Division 1, while James Long triumphed over his enemies in Division 2. Mike Killion claimed victory in Division 3, and nobody claimed victory in Division 4 (though Ray Haynes came closest). In terms of overall points: Pat Searcy dominates Division 1; Nik Domann leads Division 2; Mike Killion is in the driver's seat in Division 3; and Ray Haynes tops Division 4.

NEXT WEEK:

• First, on lanes 19&20, 1st-place Recreation Intoxication will throw some gutter balls with 2nd-place The Belt Strikes Back (hcp 23). Recreation is expected to perform well and win the series; while the Belt is forecast to raise their average even as they avoid getting swept.
• Moving to lanes 21&22, 3rd-place Real Ultimate Ninja Bowlers (hcp 5) will challenge 4th-place Paul Hamms. The Ninjas might perform well and win the series; while the Hamms ought to hold steady as they avoid getting swept.
• Then, over on lanes 23&24, 5th-place Bowlkake will roll against 6th-place A Solid No. 2 (hcp 29). Bowlkake will likely have a bit of an off night and lose the series but avoid getting swept; while No. 2 will probably hold steady as they enjoy their victories.
• Finally, on lanes 25&26, 7th-place Die Schlag-Maschinen will compete against 8th-place Ashley Razabacks (hcp 374). Die Schlag-Maschinen is predicted to perform well and sweep the series; while the Razabacks are anticipated to see their team average take a dive while they endure a rough night.

^*(Remember, the predicted results above are based on mathematical extrapolations and can be changed by all sorts of factors. If you don't like how your team's results are predicted, you and your teammates have the power to prove the math wrong!)

THIS WEEK'S MVB James Long Runner Up: (See Posting)	#1 POWER BOWLER James Long Runner Up: Bob Brunker	#1 H2H BOWLER James Long Runner Up: Pat Searcy
FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE) "If it works, you can rub mine next." Pat Searcy, to Scott Murdock, who was rubbing his ball for luck.

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Pos.	Team name	Record	Percent	Total Pins	Change
1	Recreation Intoxication	19-9	.679	13,565	n/a
2	The Belt Strikes Back	16-12	.571	12,861	+4
3	Real Ultimate Ninja Bowlers	16-12	.571	11,305	-1
4	Paul Hamms	16-12	.571	11,299	-1
5	Bowlkake	15-13	.536	14,796	-1
6	A Solid No. 2	15-13	.536	12,865	-1
7	Die Schlag-Maschinen	12-16	.429	9,931	n/a
8	Ashley Razabacks	0-0	.000	-1,785	n/a

Men's High Series Scratch	Women's High Series Scratch
James Long - 598 Pat Searcy - 597 Bob Brunker - 581 Bill Krejci - 542 Nik Domann - 535	Angela Bradford - 466 Janelle Lamar - 366 Deena Slinkard - 365 Andee Weinfurt - 364 Amanda Schulte - 335
Men's High Series Handicap	Women's High Series Handicap
James Long - 686 Bob Brunker - 653 Pat Searcy - 630 Nik Domann - 626 Mike Killion - 614	Angela Bradford - 559 Janelle Lamar - 548 Amanda Schulte - 539 Andee Weinfurt - 522 Deena Slinkard - 516
Men's High Game Scratch	Women's High Game Scratch
James Long - 239 Bob Brunker - 236 Pat Searcy - 204 Nik Domann - 202 Bill Krejci - 199	Angela Bradford - 163 Janelle Lamar - 137 Andee Weinfurt - 135 Amanda Schulte - 132 Deena Slinkard - 125
Men's High Game Handicap	Women's High Game Handicap
James Long - 268 Bob Brunker - 260 Seth Gunderson - 235 Nik Domann - 232 Bill Krejci - 217	Amanda Schulte - 200 Janelle Lamar - 197 Angela Bradford - 194 Andee Weinfurt - 187 Deena Slinkard - 175
Men's Pins Over Average	Women's Pins Over Average
James Long - 76 Bob Brunker - 66 Seth Gunderson - 45 Nik Domann - 40 Kris Hiestand - 28	Amanda Schulte - 17 Janelle Lamar - 13 Angela Bradford - 2 Andee Weinfurt - 1

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The sixth week of Fall 2004 saw one team climb in the standings, while one team slipped. One bowler set a new personal best series. Angela Bradford picked up this week's high game (212) and series (512) for the women, while Pat Searcy earned this week's high game (246) and series (693) for the men. Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 19 & 20: The Belt Strikes Back had a delightful time with A Solid No. 2. Led by Demond Robinson with his above-average 542 series, the Belt split the series with No. 2. While that was going down, Corey Weinfurt showed off in No. 2 with his below-average 470 as they matched their opponent in wins. The Belt Strikes Back remains in 6th place, while No. 2 remains in 5th.

On lanes 21 & 22: Ashley Razabacks kept stealing sips of beer from Paul Hamms. With the Razabacks forfeiting, all the Hamms needed to do was roll within 40 pins of their combined team average each game. However, that would not be the case. In their battle to get within at least 40 pins of average, Bill Krejci laid down the law in the Hamms with his 520 as his team took the series with 3 wins. Ashley Razabacks remains in 8th place, while the Hamms remain in 3rd.

On lanes 23 & 24: Recreation Intoxication spent some quality time with Bowlkake. With top billing by trifecta-winner (#1 Head-to-Head, #1 Power-Ranked, and Most Valuable Bowler) Pat Searcy and his remarkable 693 series, Recreation collected 3 wins against Bowlkake. On the flipside, Ken M. Wilson dominated Bowlkake with his above-average 599 despite his team notching only a single win. Recreation Intoxication leaps 1 spot in the standings to 1st place, while Bowlkake remains in 4th.

Finally, down on lanes 25 & 26: Die Schlag-Maschinen did battle with Real Ultimate Ninja Bowlers. Showcasing Jerry Krall with his above-average 423 series, Die Schlag-Maschinen celebrated a clean sweep over the Ninjas. Concurrently, Dennis Laube reigned supreme in the Ninjas with his 494 despite his team getting swept. Die Schlag-Maschinen remains in 7th place, while the Ninjas sink 1 spot to 2nd.

Bowlers bribing their way into The 200 Club include: Angela Bradford (212), Bill Krejci (208), Demond Robinson (223), James Long (206), Justin Strelow (233), Ken M. Wilson (224), Mark McClendon (201), and Pat Searcy (220,227,246)

A new personal best series was rolled tonight by Pat Searcy (693, previous best 681).

Pat Searcy nabbed both high game and series for the men this season with his 246 and 693, respectively.

The 212 rolled by Angela Bradford is tied for the 8th-best women's game in league history!
The 246 rolled by Pat Searcy is tied for the 6th-best game in league history!
The 693 rolled by Pat Searcy is tied for the 3rd-best series in league history!

In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Pat Searcy staked a claim for the Iron Throne in Division 1, while Jerry Krall got the better of Division 2. Mark McClendon crushed Division 3, and Barbara Killion creamed Division 4. In terms of overall points: Dennis Laube reigns over Division 1; Nik Domann calls the shots for Division 2; Deena Slinkard leads Division 3; and Barbara Killion holds the reins in Division 4.

NEXT WEEK:

• First, on lanes 19&20, 1st-place Recreation Intoxication will chill with 2nd-place Real Ultimate Ninja Bowlers (hcp 90). Recreation is expected to maintain their current strength as they sweep the series; while the Ninjas are forecast to hold steady as they endure a rough night.
• Moving to lanes 21&22, 7th-place Die Schlag-Maschinen (hcp 147) will tussle with 4th-place Bowlkake. Die Schlag-Maschinen might perform well, yet still manage to lose the series but avoid getting swept; while Bowlkake ought to hold steady as they enjoy their victories.
• Then, over on lanes 23&24, 8th-place Ashley Razabacks (hcp 497) will socialize with 6th-place The Belt Strikes Back. The Razabacks will likely see their averages fall off a cliff as they get swept; while the Belt will probably hold steady as they rack up a sweep.
• Finally, on lanes 25&26, 5th-place A Solid No. 2 will chuck some balls with 3rd-place Paul Hamms (hcp 53). No. 2 is predicted to maintain their current strength as they sweep the series; while the Hamms are anticipated to hold steady as they endure a rough night.

^*(Remember, the predicted results above are based on mathematical extrapolations and can be changed by all sorts of factors. If you don't like how your team's results are predicted, you and your teammates have the power to prove the math wrong!)

THIS WEEK'S MVB Pat Searcy Runner Up: (See Posting)	#1 POWER BOWLER Pat Searcy Runner Up: Mark McClendon	#1 H2H BOWLER Pat Searcy Runner Up: Ken M. Wilson
FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE) "Man, you can't swing that thing around and not expect me to want some!" Mike Killion, to Seth Gunderson, on the slice of pizza Seth was wielding.

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Pos.	Team name	Record	Percent	Total Pins	Change
1	Recreation Intoxication	16-8	.667	11,556	+1
2	Real Ultimate Ninja Bowlers	15-9	.625	9,726	-1
3	Paul Hamms	15-9	.625	9,651	n/a
4	Bowlkake	12-12	.500	12,739	n/a
5	A Solid No. 2	12-12	.500	11,057	n/a
6	The Belt Strikes Back	12-12	.500	10,883	n/a
7	Die Schlag-Maschinen	11-13	.458	8,486	n/a
8	Ashley Razabacks	0-0	.000	-1,446	n/a

Men's High Series Scratch	Women's High Series Scratch
Pat Searcy - 693 Ken Wilson - 599 Demond Robinson - 542 Justin Strelow - 522 Bill Krejci - 520	Angela Bradford - 512 Janelle Lamar - 398 Deena Slinkard - 360 Amanda Schulte - 360 (t) Barbara Killion - 350
Men's High Series Handicap	Women's High Series Handicap
Pat Searcy - 755 Mark McClendon - 648 Ken Wilson - 635 Demond Robinson - 614 James Long - 611	Angela Bradford - 610 Janelle Lamar - 585 Barbara Killion - 582 Amanda Schulte - 566 Deena Slinkard - 501
Men's High Game Scratch	Women's High Game Scratch
Pat Searcy - 246 Justin Strelow - 233 Ken Wilson - 224 Demond Robinson - 223 Bill Krejci - 208	Angela Bradford - 212 Janelle Lamar - 165 Deena Slinkard - 141 Amanda Schulte - 126 Barbara Killion - 118
Men's High Game Handicap	Women's High Game Handicap
Pat Searcy - 266 Mark McClendon - 247 Demond Robinson - 247 (t) Justin Strelow - 246 James Long - 237 Ken Wilson - 236	Angela Bradford - 244 Janelle Lamar - 227 Barbara Killion - 195 Amanda Schulte - 194 Deena Slinkard - 188
Men's Pins Over Average	Women's Pins Over Average
Pat Searcy - 72 Mark McClendon - 59 Demond Robinson - 53 Justin Strelow - 50 James Long - 45	Angela Bradford - 53 Janelle Lamar - 43 Barbara Killion - 15 Amanda Schulte - 12