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The fifth week of Fall 2004 saw one team climb in the standings, while one team slipped. One bowler set a new personal best series, and one rolled new personal high game. Deena Slinkard picked up this week's high game (184) and series (484) for the women. As for the men, Bob Brunker snagged this week's high game with a 234, and high series was earned by Ken M. Wilson with a 594. Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 19 & 20: Real Ultimate Ninja Bowlers waged a heated competition against Bowlkake. Though reinforced by Dennis Laube with his below-average 459 series, the Ninjas accomplished only 1 win against Bowlkake. Countering this, Ken M. Wilson showed off in Bowlkake with his above-average 594 as his team took the series with 3 wins. Real Ultimate Ninja Bowlers remains in 1st place, while Bowlkake remains in 4th.

On lanes 21 & 22: Recreation Intoxication chucked gutter balls with Die Schlag-Maschinen. With the strength of Bob Brunker with his above-average 551 series, with a nod to #1 Power-Ranked Deena Slinkard, Recreation celebrated a clean sweep over Die Schlag-Maschinen. On the other side, Amanda Schulte commanded Die Schlag-Maschinen with her above-average 371 despite her team getting swept. Recreation Intoxication leaps 1 spot in the standings to 2nd place, while Die Schlag-Maschinen remains in 7th.

On lanes 23 & 24: A Solid No. 2 couldn't stop inappropriately groping Ashley Razabacks. Highlighting the skills of Eric Lynch with his 500 series, with kudos to Most Valuable Bowler Andee Weinfurt, No. 2 collected 3 wins against the Razabacks. . With the Razabacks forfeiting, all No. 2 needed to do was roll within 40 pins of their combined team average each game. However, that would not be the case. A Solid No. 2 remains in 5th place, while the Razabacks remain in 8th.

Finally, down on lanes 25 & 26: Paul Hamms accepted a challenge by The Belt Strikes Back. Though featuring Bill Krejci with his 525 series, the Hamms accomplished only 1 win against the Belt. On the flipside, Demond Robinson ruled the Belt with his 529 (with props to #1 Head-to-Head bowler ) as his team took the series with 3 wins. Paul Hamms drop 1 spot in the standings to 3rd place, while the Belt remains in 6th.

Bowlers paying far too much for well vodka at The 200 Club include: Bob Brunker (234), Demond Robinson (203), Eric Lynch (201), Justin Strelow (200), Ken M. Wilson (224), and Thomas Lin (206)

A new personal high game was set tonight by Bob Brunker (234, previous best 226). In addition, a new personal best series was rolled by Andee Weinfurt (463, previous best 453).

Adding to the excitement, the 234 rolled by Bob Brunker is this season's new high game for men.

In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Ken M. Wilson whipped Division 1, while Seth Gunderson mopped up Division 2. Andee Weinfurt swept Division 3, and nobody claimed victory in Division 4 (though Chad Green came closest). In terms of overall points: Ken M. Wilson and Dennis Laube lead Division 1 in a tie; Nik Domann is in the driver's seat in Division 2; Deena Slinkard dominates Division 3; and Ray Haynes tops Division 4.

NEXT WEEK:

• First, on lanes 19&20, 6th-place The Belt Strikes Back will battle 5th-place A Solid No. 2 (hcp 4). The Belt is expected to perform well and win the series; while No. 2 is forecast to hold steady as they avoid getting swept.
• Moving to lanes 21&22, 8th-place Ashley Razabacks (hcp 436) will compete against 3rd-place Paul Hamms. The Razabacks might see their averages fall off a cliff as they get swept; while the Hamms ought to raise their average while they rack up a sweep.
• Then, over on lanes 23&24, 2nd-place Recreation Intoxication (hcp 3) will match wits with 4th-place Bowlkake. Recreation will likely roll decently and win the series; while Bowlkake will probably hold steady as they avoid getting swept.
• Finally, on lanes 25&26, 7th-place Die Schlag-Maschinen (hcp 65) will challenge 1st-place Real Ultimate Ninja Bowlers. Die Schlag-Maschinen is predicted to perform well, but split the series with the Ninjas; while the Ninjas are anticipated to hold steady as they keep the series tied.

^*(Remember, the predicted results above are based on mathematical extrapolations and can be changed by all sorts of factors. If you don't like how your team's results are predicted, you and your teammates have the power to prove the math wrong!)

THIS WEEK'S MVB Andee Weinfurt Runner Up: (See Posting)	#1 POWER BOWLER Deena Slinkard Runner Up: Ray Haynes	#1 H2H BOWLER Seth Gunderson Runner Up: Ken M. Wilson
FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE) "I ran up to high-five Amanda but I tripped face-first into the rack." Ken Wilson, motorboatin' his way up to the lane.

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Pos.	Team name	Record	Percent	Total Pins	Change
1	Real Ultimate Ninja Bowlers	15-5	.750	8,093	n/a
2	Recreation Intoxication	13-7	.650	9,481	+1
3	Paul Hamms	12-8	.600	8,035	-1
4	Bowlkake	11-9	.550	10,590	n/a
5	A Solid No. 2	10-10	.500	9,294	n/a
6	The Belt Strikes Back	10-10	.500	9,074	n/a
7	Die Schlag-Maschinen	7-13	.350	7,010	n/a
8	Ashley Razabacks	0-0	.000	-1,290	n/a

Men's High Series Scratch	Women's High Series Scratch
Ken Wilson - 594 Bob Brunker - 551 Pat Searcy - 543 Thomas Lin - 534 Demond Robinson - 529	Deena Slinkard - 484 Andee Weinfurt - 463 Angela Bradford - 460 Amanda Schulte - 371 Janelle Lamar - 353
Men's High Series Handicap	Women's High Series Handicap
Ken Wilson - 639 Bob Brunker - 632 Seth Gunderson - 631 Ray Haynes - 621 Thomas Lin - 613	Deena Slinkard - 642 Andee Weinfurt - 638 Amanda Schulte - 584 Barbara Killion - 561 Angela Bradford - 553
Men's High Game Scratch	Women's High Game Scratch
Bob Brunker - 234 Ken Wilson - 224 Thomas Lin - 206 Demond Robinson - 203 Eric Lynch - 201	Deena Slinkard - 184 Andee Weinfurt - 178 Angela Bradford - 173 Amanda Schulte - 134 Janelle Lamar - 123
Men's High Game Handicap	Women's High Game Handicap
Bob Brunker - 261 Ken Wilson - 239 Eric Lynch - 233 Thomas Lin - 232 Mark McClendon - 229	Deena Slinkard - 236 Andee Weinfurt - 236 (t) Amanda Schulte - 205 Angela Bradford - 204 Barbara Killion - 190
Men's Pins Over Average	Women's Pins Over Average
Bob Brunker - 68 Ken Wilson - 43 Eric Lynch - 42 Mark McClendon - 42 (t) Scott Murdock - 41 Ray Haynes - 40	Andee Weinfurt - 51 Deena Slinkard - 50 Amanda Schulte - 23 Angela Bradford - 12 Barbara Killion - 11

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The fourth week of Fall 2004 saw three teams climb in the standings, while three teams slipped. One bowler set a new personal best series, and one rolled new personal high game. Angela Bradford picked up this week's high game (229) and series (516) for the women. As for the men, Justin Strelow snagged this week's high game with a 221, and high series was earned by Bill Krejci with a 592. Meanwhile, the Tournament of Champions also kicked off tonight, beginning of 13 weeks of one-on-one bowling excitement! Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 19 & 20: A Solid No. 2 had a delightful time with Die Schlag-Maschinen. With top billing by Corey Weinfurt with his below-average 514 series, No. 2 collected 3 wins against Die Schlag-Maschinen. On the other side, Mike Killion took the lead in Die Schlag-Maschinen with his above-average 367 despite his team notching only a single win. A Solid No. 2 leaps 2 spots in the standings to 5th place, while Die Schlag-Maschinen plunges 2 spots to 7th.

On lanes 21 & 22: Real Ultimate Ninja Bowlers kept grabbing the balls of The Belt Strikes Back. Showcasing Dennis Laube with his 510 series, the Ninjas collected 3 wins against the Belt. On the flipside, Nik Domann reigned supreme in the Belt with his miraculous 546 despite his team notching only a single win. Real Ultimate Ninja Bowlers remains in 1st place, while the Belt plunges 2 spots to 6th.

On lanes 23 & 24: Bowlkake had some one-on-one time with Paul Hamms. Although topped by Ken M. Wilson with his 556 series, Bowlkake got swept by the Hamms. On the other half of the score sheet, #1 Head-to-Head and Most Valuable Bowler Bill Krejci guided the Hamms with his above-average 592 as they swept the competition. Bowlkake plummets 2 spots in the standings to 4th place, while the Hamms move 1 spot to 2nd.

Finally, down on lanes 25 & 26: Ashley Razabacks entered a showdown to the death with Recreation Intoxication. With the Razabacks forfeiting, all Recreation needed to do was roll within 40 pins of their combined team average each game. Mission accomplished. In their battle to get within at least 40 pins of average, Angela Bradford dominated Recreation with her above-average 516 (with a nod to #1 Power-Ranked Deena Slinkard) as they swept the competition. Ashley Razabacks remains in 8th place, while Recreation jumps 3 spots to 3rd.

Bowlers rolling into The 200 Club include: Angela Bradford (229), Bill Krejci (208,203), Dennis Laube (200), Justin Strelow (221), and Nik Domann (209)

A new personal high game was set tonight by Deena Slinkard (194, previous best 192). In addition, a new personal best series was rolled by Bill Krejci (592, previous best 591).

Angela Bradford earned both this season's women's high game and series with her 229 and 516, respectively.

The 229 rolled by Angela Bradford is the new 4th-best women's game in league history!

In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Dennis Laube mopped up Division 1, while Nik Domann rolled his ass to the top of Division 2. Deena Slinkard routed Division 3, and Ray Haynes triumphed over his enemies in Division 4. In terms of overall points: Dennis Laube runs the show in Division 1; Nik Domann calls the shots for Division 2; Deena Slinkard leads Division 3; and Ray Haynes governs Division 4.

NEXT WEEK:

• First, on lanes 19&20, 1st-place Real Ultimate Ninja Bowlers (hcp 80) will share a couple of pitchers with 4th-place Bowlkake. The Ninjas are expected to perform well and win the series; while Bowlkake is forecast to drop their average a bit while they avoid getting swept.
• Moving to lanes 21&22, 3rd-place Recreation Intoxication will challenge 7th-place Die Schlag-Maschinen (hcp 136). Recreation might maintain their current strength as they sweep the series; while Die Schlag-Maschinen ought to raise their average even as they endure a rough night.
• Then, over on lanes 23&24, 5th-place A Solid No. 2 will meet with 8th-place Ashley Razabacks (hcp 492). No. 2 will likely maintain their current strength as they sweep the series; while the Razabacks will probably see their team average take a dive while they endure a rough night.
• Finally, on lanes 25&26, 2nd-place Paul Hamms (hcp 60) will compete against 6th-place The Belt Strikes Back. The Hamms are predicted to perform well, yet still manage to lose the series but avoid getting swept; while the Belt is anticipated to raise their average while they enjoy their victories.

^*(Remember, the predicted results above are based on mathematical extrapolations and can be changed by all sorts of factors. If you don't like how your team's results are predicted, you and your teammates have the power to prove the math wrong!)

THIS WEEK'S MVB Bill Krejci Runner Up: (See Posting)	#1 POWER BOWLER Deena Slinkard Runner Up: Ray Haynes	#1 H2H BOWLER Bill Krejci Runner Up: Nik Domann
FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE) "I mounted it, got what I needed, then dismounted it." Demond Robinson, allegedly taking about getting files off a remote hard drive earlier in the day.

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Pos.	Team name	Record	Percent	Total Pins	Change
1	Real Ultimate Ninja Bowlers	14-2	.875	6,518	n/a
2	Paul Hamms	11-5	.688	6,411	+1
3	Recreation Intoxication	9-7	.563	7,443	+3
4	Bowlkake	8-8	.500	8,469	-2
5	A Solid No. 2	7-9	.438	7,418	+2
6	The Belt Strikes Back	7-9	.438	7,126	-2
7	Die Schlag-Maschinen	7-9	.438	5,642	-2
8	Ashley Razabacks	0-0	.000	-966	n/a

Men's High Series Scratch	Women's High Series Scratch
Bill Krejci - 592 Ken Wilson - 556 Nik Domann - 546 Justin Strelow - 536 Corey Weinfurt - 514	Angela Bradford - 516 Deena Slinkard - 475 Janelle Lamar - 405 Amanda Schulte - 319
Men's High Series Handicap	Women's High Series Handicap
Bill Krejci - 656 Ray Haynes - 651 Nik Domann - 646 Eric Lynch - 619 Ken Wilson - 604	Deena Slinkard - 662 Angela Bradford - 619 Janelle Lamar - 597 Amanda Schulte - 527
Men's High Game Scratch	Women's High Game Scratch
Justin Strelow - 221 Nik Domann - 209 Bill Krejci - 208 Dennis Laube - 200 Ken Wilson - 199	Angela Bradford - 229 Deena Slinkard - 194 Janelle Lamar - 152 Amanda Schulte - 136
Men's High Game Handicap	Women's High Game Handicap
Nik Domann - 242 Ray Haynes - 236 Dennis Laube - 230 Bill Krejci - 229 James Long - 224	Angela Bradford - 263 Deena Slinkard - 256 Janelle Lamar - 216 Amanda Schulte - 205
Men's Pins Over Average	Women's Pins Over Average
Ray Haynes - 57 Nik Domann - 51 Dennis Laube - 38 Bill Krejci - 35 James Long - 32	Deena Slinkard - 72 Angela Bradford - 72 (t) Janelle Lamar - 32 Amanda Schulte - 23

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The third week of Fall 2004 saw two teams climb in the standings, while three teams slipped. One bowler set a new personal best series, and one rolled new personal high game. Angela Bradford picked up this week's high game (163) and series (439) for the women, while Dennis Laube earned this week's high game (233) and series (566) for the men. And the Tournament of Champions divisions are now set, ready for one-on-one action to begin next week! Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 19 & 20: Paul Hamms hung out with Recreation Intoxication. Led by Bill Krejci with his above-average 550 series, the Hamms collected 3 wins against Recreation . Countering this, Pat Searcy oversaw Recreation with his above-average 545 despite his team notching only a single win. Paul Hamms leap 3 spots in the standings to 3rd place, while Recreation sinks 1 spot to 6th.

On lanes 21 & 22: Bowlkake deliberately ate cheese sticks in front of Ashley Razabacks. Blessed by Most Valuable Bowler Thomas Lin and his above-average 555 series, Bowlkake collected 3 wins against the Razabacks. . With the Razabacks forfeiting, all Bowlkake needed to do was roll within 40 pins of their combined team average each game. However, that would not be the case. Bowlkake remains in 2nd place, while the Razabacks remain in 8th.

On lanes 23 & 24: Real Ultimate Ninja Bowlers tussled with A Solid No. 2. Topped by #1 Power-Ranked Dennis Laube and his awe-inspiring 566 series, the Ninjas celebrated a clean sweep over No. 2. Concurrently, Corey Weinfurt commanded No. 2 with his 535 (with props to #1 Head-to-Head bowler ) despite his team getting swept. Real Ultimate Ninja Bowlers remains in 1st place, while No. 2 plunges 3 spots to 7th.

Finally, down on lanes 25 & 26: The Belt Strikes Back couldn't stop undressing with their eyes the members of Die Schlag-Maschinen. Demonstrating the prowess of Demond Robinson with his 514 series, the Belt collected 3 wins against Die Schlag-Maschinen. In the meantime, Amanda Schulte shined in Die Schlag-Maschinen with her above-average 355 despite her team notching only a single win. The Belt Strikes Back leaps 3 spots in the standings to 4th place, while Die Schlag-Maschinen plunges 2 spots to 5th.

Bowlers enjoying a guest admission to The 200 Club include: Bill Krejci (216), Demond Robinson (200), Dennis Laube (233), and Ken M. Wilson (206)

A new personal high game was set tonight by Dennis Laube (233, previous best 232). In addition, a new personal best series was rolled by Dennis Laube (566, previous best 558).

The Tournament of Champions begins next week. Here are the final division assignments for this season:

DIVISION 1 1. Justin Strelow 2. Corey Weinfurt 3. Ken Wilson 4. Bill Krejci 5. Pat Searcy 6. Demond Robinson 7. Bob Brunker 8. Dennis Laube

DIVISION 2 1. James Long 2. Nik Domann 3. Angela Bradford 4. Jason Carpio 5. Eric Lynch 6. Michael Basham 7. Seth Gunderson 8. Jerry Krall

DIVISION 3 1. Mark McClendon 2. Scott Murdock 3. Andee Weinfurt 4. Deena Slinkard 5. Janelle Lamar 6. Amanda Schulte 7. Kris Hiestand 8. Mike Killion

DIVISION 4 1. Chad Green 2. Barbara Killion 3. Ray Haynes

NEXT WEEK:

• First, on lanes 19&20, 7th-place A Solid No. 2 will face 5th-place Die Schlag-Maschinen (hcp 127). No. 2 is expected to maintain their current strength as they win the series; while Die Schlag-Maschinen is forecast to raise their average even as they avoid getting swept.
• Moving to lanes 21&22, 1st-place Real Ultimate Ninja Bowlers (hcp 64) will test their mettle against 4th-place The Belt Strikes Back. The Ninjas might perform well, yet still manage to lose the series but avoid getting swept; while the Belt ought to raise their average while they enjoy their victories.
• Then, over on lanes 23&24, 2nd-place Bowlkake will tussle with 3rd-place Paul Hamms (hcp 104). Bowlkake will likely have a bit of an off night, but split the series with the Hamms; while the Hamms will probably hold steady as they keep the series tied.
• Finally, on lanes 25&26, 8th-place Ashley Razabacks (hcp 494) will socialize with 6th-place Recreation Intoxication. The Razabacks are predicted to watch their averages take a plunge as they get swept; while Recreation is anticipated to hold steady as they rack up a sweep.

^*(Remember, the predicted results above are based on mathematical extrapolations and can be changed by all sorts of factors. If you don't like how your team's results are predicted, you and your teammates have the power to prove the math wrong!)

THIS WEEK'S MVB Thomas Lin Runner Up: (See Posting)	#1 POWER BOWLER Dennis Laube Runner Up: Ray Haynes	#1 H2H BOWLER Eric Lynch Runner Up: Thomas Lin
FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE) "You must be here to fix the cable." Amanda Schulte, getting her hopes up.

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Pos.	Team name	Record	Percent	Total Pins	Change
1	Real Ultimate Ninja Bowlers	11-1	.917	4,726	n/a
2	Bowlkake	8-4	.667	6,419	n/a
3	Paul Hamms	7-5	.583	4,716	+3
4	The Belt Strikes Back	6-6	.500	5,221	+3
5	Die Schlag-Maschinen	6-6	.500	4,242	-2
6	Recreation Intoxication	5-7	.417	5,439	-1
7	A Solid No. 2	4-8	.333	5,614	-3
8	Ashley Razabacks	0-0	.000	-636	n/a

Men's High Series Scratch	Women's High Series Scratch
Dennis Laube - 566 Thomas Lin - 555 Bill Krejci - 550 Pat Searcy - 545 Corey Weinfurt - 535	Angela Bradford - 439 Janelle Lamar - 402 Amanda Schulte - 355 Andee Weinfurt - 342
Men's High Series Handicap	Women's High Series Handicap
Dennis Laube - 688 Thomas Lin - 648 Ray Haynes - 639 Eric Lynch - 634 Bill Krejci - 626	Janelle Lamar - 610 Amanda Schulte - 568 Angela Bradford - 527 Andee Weinfurt - 498
Men's High Game Scratch	Women's High Game Scratch
Dennis Laube - 233 Bill Krejci - 216 Ken Wilson - 206 Demond Robinson - 200 Pat Searcy - 197	Angela Bradford - 163 Janelle Lamar - 142 Amanda Schulte - 134 Andee Weinfurt - 127
Men's High Game Handicap	Women's High Game Handicap
Dennis Laube - 273 Ray Haynes - 245 Bill Krejci - 241 Jason Carpio - 228 Thomas Lin - 225	Janelle Lamar - 211 Amanda Schulte - 205 Angela Bradford - 192 Andee Weinfurt - 179
Men's Pins Over Average	Women's Pins Over Average
Dennis Laube - 84 Ray Haynes - 70 Bill Krejci - 48 Jason Carpio - 38 Thomas Lin - 33	Janelle Lamar - 29 Amanda Schulte - 23

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The second week of Fall 2004 saw three teams climb in the standings, while three teams slipped. One bowler roll a new personal best game. Angela Bradford picked up this week's high game (178) and series (510) for the women. As for the men, Corey Weinfurt snagged this week's high game with a 222, and high series was earned by Ken M. Wilson with a 601. Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 19 & 20: Die Schlag-Maschinen tussled with Ashley Razabacks. Headlined by Matt Killion with his 424 series, Die Schlag-Maschinen celebrated a clean sweep over the Razabacks. . With the Razabacks forfeiting, all Die Schlag-Maschinen needed to do was roll within 40 pins of their combined team average each game. Mission accomplished. Die Schlag-Maschinen leaps 4 spots in the standings to 3rd place, while the Razabacks remain in 8th.

On lanes 21 & 22: Paul Hamms chucked gutter balls with Real Ultimate Ninja Bowlers. Though featuring Bill Krejci with his below-average 481 series, the Hamms accomplished only 1 win against the Ninjas. In the meantime, Dennis Laube showed off in the Ninjas with his below-average 418 (with kudos to Most Valuable Bowler Janelle Laube) as his team took the series with 3 wins. Paul Hamms plummet 3 spots in the standings to 6th place, while the Ninjas remain in 1st.

On lanes 23 & 24: The Belt Strikes Back couldn't stop undressing with their eyes the members of Recreation Intoxication. Notwithstanding the leadership of Nik Domann with his 500 series, the Belt accomplished only 1 win against Recreation . On the other side, Bob Brunker guided Recreation with his 533 as his team took the series with 3 wins. The Belt Strikes Back plummets 2 spots in the standings to 7th place, while Recreation moves 1 spot to 5th.

Finally, down on lanes 25 & 26: Bowlkake alternated splits with A Solid No. 2. With top billing by #1 Power Ranked and #1 Head-to-Head Ken M. Wilson and his above-average 601 series, Bowlkake collected 3 wins against No. 2. Countering this, Corey Weinfurt mastered No. 2 with his above-average 583 despite his team notching only a single win. Bowlkake leaps 2 spots in the standings to 2nd place, while No. 2 plunges 2 spots to 4th.

Bowlers slipping under the velvet rope in front of The 200 Club include: Corey Weinfurt (222), James Long (200), and Ken M. Wilson (206,209)

A new personal high game was set tonight by Corey Weinfurt (222, previous best 221).

Angela Bradford earned both this season's women's high game and series with her 178 and 510, respectively.

The Tournament of Champions begins in 2 weeks. Here are how the divisions are shaping up so far:

DIVISION 1 1. Justin Strelow 2. Ken Wilson 3. Corey Weinfurt 4. Bob Brunker 5. Bill Krejci 6. Pat Searcy 7. Nik Domann 8. James Long

DIVISION 2 1. Angela Bradford 2. Michael Basham 3. Jason Carpio 4. Seth Gunderson 5. Dennis Laube 6. Eric Lynch 7. Jerry Krall 8. Andee Weinfurt

DIVISION 3 1. Scott Murdock 2. Deena Slinkard 3. Janelle Lamar 4. Kris Hiestand 5. Amanda Schulte 6. Mike Killion 7. Chad Green 8. Barbara Killion

DIVISION 4 1. Ray Haynes

NEXT WEEK:

• First, on lanes 19&20, 6th-place Paul Hamms (hcp 96) will face 5th-place Recreation Intoxication. The Hamms are expected to maintain their current strength as they lose the series but avoid getting swept; while Recreation is forecast to raise their average while they enjoy their victories.
• Moving to lanes 21&22, 2nd-place Bowlkake will roll against 8th-place Ashley Razabacks (hcp 540). Bowlkake might roll a little low, yet still manage to sweep the series; while the Razabacks ought to see their team average take a dive while they endure a rough night.
• Then, over on lanes 23&24, 1st-place Real Ultimate Ninja Bowlers (hcp 102) will meet with 4th-place A Solid No. 2. The Ninjas will likely roll decently, but split the series with No. 2; while No. 2 will probably hold steady as they keep the series tied.
• Finally, on lanes 25&26, 7th-place The Belt Strikes Back will socialize with 3rd-place Die Schlag-Maschinen (estimated hcp 129). The Belt is predicted to maintain their current strength as they win the series; while Die Schlag-Maschinen is anticipated to raise their average even as they avoid getting swept.

^*(Remember, the predicted results above are based on mathematical extrapolations and can be changed by all sorts of factors. If you don't like how your team's results are predicted, you and your teammates have the power to prove the math wrong!)

THIS WEEK'S MVB Janelle Laube Runner Up: (See Posting)	#1 POWER BOWLER Ken Wilson Runner Up: Janelle Lamar	#1 H2H BOWLER Ken M. Wilson Runner Up: Corey Weinfurt
FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE) "Four more years of Bush? I guess that's better than Murdock taking over the league someday." James Long, on his personal politics.

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Pos.	Team name	Record	Percent	Total Pins	Change
1	Real Ultimate Ninja Bowlers	7-1	.875	2,955	n/a
2	Bowlkake	5-3	.625	4,313	+2
3	Die Schlag-Maschinen	5-3	.625	2,825	+4
4	A Solid No. 2	4-4	.500	3,724	-2
5	Recreation Intoxication	4-4	.500	3,617	+1
6	Paul Hamms	4-4	.500	3,087	-3
7	The Belt Strikes Back	3-5	.375	3,404	-2
8	Ashley Razabacks	0-0	.000	-69	n/a

Men's High Series Scratch	Women's High Series Scratch
Ken Wilson - 601 Corey Weinfurt - 583 Bob Brunker - 533 Pat Searcy - 526 James Long - 506	Angela Bradford - 510 Andee Weinfurt - 406 Janelle Lamar - 374 Deena Slinkard - 362 Amanda Schulte - 311
Men's High Series Handicap	Women's High Series Handicap
Ken Wilson - 651 Corey Weinfurt - 638 Pat Searcy - 619 Seth Gunderson - 610 James Long - 599	Angela Bradford - 615 Janelle Lamar - 611 Andee Weinfurt - 564 Deena Slinkard - 544 Amanda Schulte - 507
Men's High Game Scratch	Women's High Game Scratch
Corey Weinfurt - 222 Ken Wilson - 209 James Long - 200 Nik Domann - 194 Bob Brunker - 194 (t) Pat Searcy - 190	Angela Bradford - 178 Andee Weinfurt - 154 Janelle Lamar - 141 Deena Slinkard - 127 Amanda Schulte - 112
Men's High Game Handicap	Women's High Game Handicap
Corey Weinfurt - 240 James Long - 231 Ken Wilson - 225 Seth Gunderson - 225 (t) Nik Domann - 223	Janelle Lamar - 220 Angela Bradford - 213 Andee Weinfurt - 206 Deena Slinkard - 187 Amanda Schulte - 177
Men's Pins Over Average	Women's Pins Over Average
Corey Weinfurt - 45 James Long - 39 Seth Gunderson - 37 Mike Killion - 35 Jason Carpio - 32 Eric Lynch - 32 (t)	Janelle Lamar - 40 Angela Bradford - 22 Andee Weinfurt - 20 Deena Slinkard - 3