The Spring 2004 season is now underway, with six teams entering the 12-week competition for the coveted, nonexistent championship trophy. Angela Bradford picked up this week's high game (170) and series (477) for the women, while Pat Searcy earned this week's high game (191) and series (547) for the men. Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 15 & 16: Joey's B*tches had a delightful time with Got Carpio?. With top billing by #1 Head-to-Head David Codding and his 544 series, the B*tches split the series with Got Carpio?. On the flipside, Eric Lynch called the shots for Got Carpio? with his 482 as they matched their opponent in wins. Joey's B*tches leaves the gate in 2nd place, while Got Carpio? gets rolling in 3rd.

On lanes 17 & 18: Recreation Intoxication waged a heated competition against T.R.O.T.B.. Highlighting the skills of #1 Power-Ranked Pat Searcy and his 547 series, Recreation collected 3 wins against T.R.O.T.B.. While that was going down, Nik Domann reigned supreme in T.R.O.T.B. with his 492 despite his team notching only a single win. Recreation Intoxication gets underway in 1st place, while T.R.O.T.B. starts off with 6th.

Finally, down on lanes 19 & 20: The Bowling Stones hung out with 2 Tall Asians, 2 Short Whites. Topped by Michael Basham with his 414 series, the Stones split the series with the White Asians. In the midst of this, Dennis Laube ruled the White Asians with his 473 as they matched their opponent in wins. The Bowling Stones starts out in 5th place, while the White Asians commence the season with 4th.

Bowlers lounging at The 200 Club include: No one at all. We sucked.



NEXT WEEK:

• First, on lanes 15&16, 5th-place The Bowling Stones (estimated estimated hcp 101) will throw some gutter balls with 6th-place T.R.O.T.B.. The Stones are expected to maintain their current strength as they get swept; while T.R.O.T.B. is forecast to hold steady as they rack up a sweep.
• Moving to lanes 17&18, 2nd-place Joey's B*tches will socialize with 4th-place 2 Tall Asians, 2 Short Whites (estimated hcp 95). The B*tches might perform well and win the series; while the White Asians ought to raise their average even as they avoid getting swept.
• Finally, on lanes 19&20, 3rd-place Got Carpio? (hcp 51) will roll against 1st-place Recreation Intoxication. Got Carpio? is predicted to roll decently, yet still manage to just barely lose the series; while Recreation is anticipated to raise their average while they enjoy their victories.

THIS WEEK'S MVB No one Runner Up: (See Posting)	#1 POWER BOWLER Pat Searcy Runner Up: David Codding	#1 H2H BOWLER David Codding Runner Up: Pat Searcy
FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE) "Also, Dude, 'Chinaman' is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please." Deena Slinkard, appeasing the crowd lining up for dollar bowling night.