The Spring 2004 season is now underway, with six teams entering the 12-week competition for the coveted, nonexistent championship trophy. Angela Bradford picked up this week's high game (170) and series (477) for the women, while Pat Searcy earned this week's high game (191) and series (547) for the men. Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 15 & 16: Joey's B*tches tussled with Got Carpio?. With top billing by #1 Head-to-Head David Codding and his 544 series, the B*tches split the series with Got Carpio?. In the midst of this, Eric Lynch oversaw Got Carpio? with his 482 as they matched their opponent in wins. Joey's B*tches starts out in 2nd place, while Got Carpio? starts off with 3rd.

On lanes 17 & 18: Recreation Intoxication deliberately ate cheese sticks in front of T.R.O.T.B.. Featuring #1 Power-Ranked Pat Searcy and his 547 series, Recreation collected 3 wins against T.R.O.T.B.. While that was going down, Nik Domann shined in T.R.O.T.B. with his 492 despite his team notching only a single win. Recreation Intoxication begins with 1st place, while T.R.O.T.B. gets rolling in 6th.

Finally, down on lanes 19 & 20: The Bowling Stones took turns kicking the ball return with 2 Tall Asians, 2 Short Whites. Showcasing Michael Basham with his 414 series, the Stones split the series with the White Asians. On the other half of the score sheet, Dennis Laube drew the spotlight in the White Asians with his 473 as they matched their opponent in wins. The Bowling Stones begins the season in 5th place, while the White Asians get going with 4th.

Bowlers who lied to their significant other claiming bowling was running long then went out for after-bowling drinks at The 200 Club include: No one at all. We sucked.



NEXT WEEK:

• First, on lanes 15&16, 5th-place The Bowling Stones (estimated estimated hcp 101) will chill with 6th-place T.R.O.T.B.. The Stones are expected to maintain their current strength as they get swept; while T.R.O.T.B. is forecast to hold steady as they rack up a sweep.
• Moving to lanes 17&18, 2nd-place Joey's B*tches will hang out with 4th-place 2 Tall Asians, 2 Short Whites (estimated hcp 95). The B*tches might perform well and win the series; while the White Asians ought to raise their average even as they avoid getting swept.
• Finally, on lanes 19&20, 3rd-place Got Carpio? (hcp 51) will match wits with 1st-place Recreation Intoxication. Got Carpio? is predicted to roll decently, yet still manage to just barely lose the series; while Recreation is anticipated to raise their average while they enjoy their victories.

THIS WEEK'S MVB No one Runner Up: (See Posting)	#1 POWER BOWLER Pat Searcy Runner Up: David Codding	#1 H2H BOWLER David Codding Runner Up: Pat Searcy
FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE) "I was sure from the first frame that I'd lick Amanda tonight." Scott Murdock, who we hope was refering to the Tournament of Champions.