The fourteenth week of Spring 2003 saw two teams climb in the standings, while two teams slipped. Three bowlers set a new personal best series, and one rolled new personal high game. Freda Schroeder picked up this week's high game (199) and series (531) for the women, while Carl Goetz earned this week's high game (260) and series (706) for the men. Read on for all the rest of the details!
First up, on lanes 17 & 18: Canned Crabs had some one-on-one time with D-Day. In spite of top-billing by Eric Lynch with his (either injured, sick, or sandbagging) 393 series, the Crabs got swept by D-Day. Concurrently, Ken M. Wilson mastered D-Day with his 506 as they swept the competition. Canned Crabs plummet 2 spots in the standings to 8th place, while D-Day remains in 2nd.
On lanes 19 & 20: The Good Sons had a delightful time with Hulk Smash!. Although topped by Steve Robinson with his above-average 474 series, the Sons accomplished only 1 win against the Hulk. In the midst of this, trifecta-winner (#1 Head-to-Head, #1 Power-Ranked, and Most Valuable Bowler) Carl Goetz oversaw the Hulk with his staggering 706 as his team took the series with 3 wins. The Good Sons remains in 5th place, while the Hulk jumps 2 spots to 6th.
On lanes 21 & 22: Bowlers of Mass Destruction chucked gutter balls with Spanked. Led by Corey Weinfurt with his above-average 545 series, Mass Destruction collected 3 wins against Spanked. On the adjacent lane, Janelle (Laube) Lamar ruled Spanked with her stupendous 501 despite her team notching only a single win. Bowlers of Mass Destruction remains in 1st place, while Spanked remains in 7th.
Finally, down on lanes 23 & 24: Top Guns alternated between bowling and dry humping When Push Comes To Shove. Demonstrating the prowess of Pat Searcy with his 559 series, Top Guns celebrated a clean sweep over the Shovers. While that was going down, David Codding showed off in the Shovers with his below-average 492 despite his team getting swept. Top Guns leap 1 spot in the standings to 3rd place, while the Shovers sink 1 spot to 4th.
Bowlers who lied to their significant other claiming bowling was running long then went out for after-bowling drinks at The 200 Club include: Carl Goetz (256,260), Corey Weinfurt (206), and Pat Searcy (223)


A new
personal high game was set tonight by Carl Goetz (260, previous best 233). In addition, new
personal best series were rolled by Carl Goetz (706, previous best 611), Janelle (Laube) Lamar (501, previous best 496), and
Justin Strelow (528, previous best 501).
Freda Schroeder claimed the season's women's high series with her 531. In addition, Carl Goetz nabbed both high game and series for the men this season with his 260 and 706, respectively.
CARL GOETZ SET THE NEW ALL-TIME HIGH GAME WITH HIS 260! CONGRATULATIONS!
The 531 rolled by Freda Schroeder is the new 5th-best women's series in league history!
Carl Goetz SET THE NEW ALL-TIME HIGH SERIES WITH His 706! CONGRATULATIONS!
In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Pat Searcy got the better of Division 1, while Freda Schroeder staked a claim for the Iron Throne in Division 2. Phil Schroeder creamed Division 3, and nobody claimed victory in Division 4 (though Scott Murdock came closest).
In terms of overall points: Pat Searcy is in the driver's seat in Division 1; Ken M. Wilson reigns over Division 2; Steve Robinson and Phil Schroeder lead Division 3 in a tie; and Marca Robinson and Tracey Robertson dominate Division 4 in a tie.
NEXT WEEK: - First, on lanes 17&18, 1st-place Bowlers of Mass Destruction (hcp 28) will face 3rd-place Top Guns. Mass Destruction is expected to perform well, yet still manage to lose the series but avoid getting swept; while Top Guns are forecast to raise their average while they enjoy their victories.
- Moving to lanes 19&20, 4th-place When Push Comes To Shove will tussle with 7th-place Spanked (hcp 12). The Shovers might maintain their current strength as they and split the series with Spanked; while Spanked ought to hold steady as they keep the series tied.
- Then, over on lanes 21&22, 5th-place The Good Sons (hcp 96) will chill with 2nd-place D-Day. The Sons will likely roll decently, yet still manage to lose the series but avoid getting swept; while D-Day will probably hold steady as they enjoy their victories.
- Finally, on lanes 23&24, 8th-place Canned Crabs (hcp 56) will challenge 6th-place Hulk Smash!. The Crabs are predicted to maintain their current strength as they lose the series but avoid getting swept; while the Hulk is anticipated to hold steady as they enjoy their victories.
*(Remember, the predicted results above are based on mathematical extrapolations and can be changed by all sorts of factors. If you don't like how your team's results are predicted, you and your teammates have the power to prove the math wrong!)
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#1 POWER BOWLER
 Carl Goetz Runner Up: Phil Schroeder
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#1 H2H BOWLER
 Carl Goetz Runner Up: Justin Strelow
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FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE)
"Amanda you're out of your element! Phil, the Chinaman is not the issue here!"
Carl Goetz, laying out the facts.
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EXPANDED STANDINGS
Top Individual Achievements for Week 14