The fourth week of Spring 2003 saw two teams climb in the standings, while two teams slipped. One bowler set a new personal best series, and two rolled new personal high games. Janelle (Laube) Lamar picked up this week's high game (191) and series (450) for the women, while Eric Lynch earned this week's high game (226) and series (629) for the men. Meanwhile, the Tournament of Champions also kicked off tonight, beginning of 13 weeks of one-on-one bowling excitement! Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 17 & 18: When Push Comes To Shove had some one-on-one time with The Good Sons. While headlined by David Codding with his 543 series, the Shovers got swept by the Sons. On the flipside, Steve Robinson oversaw the Sons with his above-average 426 as they swept the competition. When Push Comes To Shove plummets 4 spots in the standings to 6th place, while the Sons jump 3 spots to 5th.

On lanes 19 & 20: Hulk Smash! shared a few beers with Top Guns. Notwithstanding the leadership of Carl Goetz with his 552 series, the Hulk accomplished only 1 win against Top Guns. On the other half of the score sheet, Pat Searcy laid down the law in Top Guns with his 541 as his team took the series with 3 wins. Hulk Smash! remains in 4th place, while Top Guns remain in 1st.

On lanes 21 & 22: D-Day alternated between bowling and dry humping Spanked. With the strength of Most Valuable Bowler Ken M. Wilson and his thrilling 552 series, D-Day celebrated a clean sweep over Spanked. On the adjacent lane, Thomas Lin guided Spanked with his below-average 483 despite his team getting swept. D-Day leaps 4 spots in the standings to 2nd place, while Spanked plunges 3 spots to 8th.

Finally, down on lanes 23 & 24: Bowlers of Mass Destruction chucked gutter balls with Canned Crabs. Though featuring Jarrod Guthrie with his above-average 494 series, Mass Destruction accomplished only 1 win against the Crabs. Conversely, #1 Power Ranked and #1 Head-to-Head Eric Lynch took the lead in the Crabs with his stupendous 629 as his team took the series with 3 wins. Bowlers of Mass Destruction remains in 3rd place, while the Crabs remain in 7th.

Bowlers slipping into The 200 Club include: Carl Goetz (208), Eric Lynch (226,213), Jarrod Guthrie (215), Ken M. Wilson (200), and Pat Searcy (213)

New personal high games were set tonight by Janelle (Laube) Lamar (191, previous best 181) and Jarrod Guthrie (215, previous best 199). In addition, a new personal best series was rolled by Jarrod Guthrie (494, previous best 474).

Adding to the excitement, the 629 rolled by Eric Lynch is this season's new high series for men.

The 226 rolled by Eric Lynch is tied for the 10th-best men's game in league history!
Eric Lynch SET THE NEW ALL-TIME HIGH SERIES WITH His 629! CONGRATULATIONS!

In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Bob Brunker clobbered Division 1, while Eric Lynch won Division 2. Phil Schroeder rolled his ass to the top of Division 3, and Tracey Robertson trounced Division 4. In terms of overall points: Bob Brunker is in the driver's seat in Division 1; Eric Lynch runs the show in Division 2; Phil Schroeder governs Division 3; and Tracey Robertson reigns over Division 4.

NEXT WEEK:

• First, on lanes 17&18, 4th-place Hulk Smash! (hcp 35) will tussle with 2nd-place D-Day. The Hulk is expected to roll a little low and get swept; while D-Day is forecast to hold steady as they rack up a sweep.
• Moving to lanes 19&20, 7th-place Canned Crabs will roll against 5th-place The Good Sons (hcp 15). The Crabs might perform well, yet still manage to lose the series but avoid getting swept; while the Sons ought to raise their average while they enjoy their victories.
• Then, over on lanes 21&22, 6th-place When Push Comes To Shove will hang out with 3rd-place Bowlers of Mass Destruction (hcp 43). The Shovers will likely have the bottom drop out of their averages as they get swept; while Mass Destruction will probably hold steady as they rack up a sweep.
• Finally, on lanes 23&24, 8th-place Spanked (hcp 12) will meet with 1st-place Top Guns. Spanked is predicted to tank their averages considerably as they get swept; while Top Guns are anticipated to drop their average a bit even as they rack up a sweep.

^*(Remember, the predicted results above are based on mathematical extrapolations and can be changed by all sorts of factors. If you don't like how your team's results are predicted, you and your teammates have the power to prove the math wrong!)

THIS WEEK'S MVB Ken M. Wilson Runner Up: (See Posting)	#1 POWER BOWLER Eric Lynch Runner Up: Ken Wilson	#1 H2H BOWLER Eric Lynch Runner Up: Ken M. Wilson
FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE) "So you have no frame of reference here, Jim. You're like a child who wanders into the middle of a movie and wants to know..." Janelle Lamar, on bowlers who show up late and want to join the game in progress.

Pos.	Team name	Record	Percent	Total Pins	Change
1	Top Guns	12-4	.750	7,700	n/a
2	D-Day	8-8	.500	7,242	+4
3	Bowlers of Mass Destruction	8-8	.500	7,058	n/a
4	Hulk Smash!	8-8	.500	6,777	n/a
5	The Good Sons	8-8	.500	5,640	+3
6	When Push Comes To Shove	7-9	.438	7,567	-4
7	Canned Crabs	7-9	.438	5,836	n/a
8	Spanked	6-10	.375	7,527	-3

Men's High Series Scratch	Women's High Series Scratch
Eric Lynch - 629 Carl Goetz - 552 Ken Wilson - 552 (t) David Codding - 543 Pat Searcy - 541 Bob Brunker - 520	Janelle Lamar - 450 Freda Schroeder - 449 Tracey Robertson - 363 Marca Robinson - 335 Shannon Myers - 334
Men's High Series Handicap	Women's High Series Handicap
Eric Lynch - 729 Ken Wilson - 648 Jarrod Guthrie - 623 Steve Robinson - 601 Carl Goetz - 597	Marca Robinson - 577 Janelle Lamar - 572 Tracey Robertson - 567 Freda Schroeder - 564 Shannon Myers - 494
Men's High Game Scratch	Women's High Game Scratch
Eric Lynch - 226 Jarrod Guthrie - 215 Pat Searcy - 213 Carl Goetz - 208 Ken Wilson - 200	Janelle Lamar - 191 Freda Schroeder - 169 Tracey Robertson - 135 Marca Robinson - 128 Shannon Myers - 123
Men's High Game Handicap	Women's High Game Handicap
Eric Lynch - 259 Jarrod Guthrie - 258 Ken Wilson - 232 Pat Searcy - 226 Steve Robinson - 224	Janelle Lamar - 231 Marca Robinson - 208 Freda Schroeder - 207 Tracey Robertson - 203 Shannon Myers - 176
Men's Pins Over Average	Women's Pins Over Average
Jarrod Guthrie - 69 Eric Lynch - 68 Ken Wilson - 40 Steve Robinson - 39 Pat Searcy - 30 Jason Carpio - 30 (t)	Janelle Lamar - 42 Marca Robinson - 29 Tracey Robertson - 20 Freda Schroeder - 17

The third week of Spring 2003 saw four teams climb in the standings, while three teams slipped. Three bowlers set a new personal best series, and four rolled new personal high games. Freda Schroeder picked up this week's high game (204) and series (515) for the women. As for the men, David Codding snagged this week's high game with a 225, and high series was earned by Carl Goetz with a 595. And the Tournament of Champions divisions are now set, ready for one-on-one action to begin next week! Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 17 & 18: Spanked did battle with Canned Crabs. In spite of top-billing by Jim Jones with his 453 series, Spanked accomplished only 1 win against the Crabs. Concurrently, Ray Haynes oversaw the Crabs with his above-average 337 as his team took the series with 3 wins. Spanked plummets 2 spots in the standings to 5th place, while the Crabs move 1 spot to 7th.

On lanes 19 & 20: D-Day accepted a challenge by Bowlers of Mass Destruction. Though featuring Demond Robinson with his above-average 527 series, D-Day accomplished only 1 win against Mass Destruction. On the adjacent lane, Corey Weinfurt laid down the law in Mass Destruction with his above-average 483 as his team took the series with 3 wins. D-Day remains in 6th place, while Mass Destruction moves 1 spot to 3rd.

On lanes 21 & 22: Hulk Smash! waged a heated competition against When Push Comes To Shove. Starring trifecta-winner (#1 Head-to-Head, #1 Power-Ranked, and Most Valuable Bowler) Carl Goetz and his powerful 595 series, the Hulk collected 3 wins against the Shovers. As for the opposition, David Codding guided the Shovers with his 564 despite his team notching only a single win. Hulk Smash! leaps 1 spot in the standings to 4th place, while the Shovers sink 1 spot to 2nd.

Finally, down on lanes 23 & 24: Top Guns spent some quality time with The Good Sons. Highlighting the skills of Pat Searcy with his below-average 529 series, Top Guns collected 3 wins against the Sons. Countering this, Tracey Robertson took the lead in the Sons with her above-average 371 despite her team notching only a single win. Top Guns leap 1 spot in the standings to 1st place, while the Sons sink 1 spot to 8th.

Bowlers slipping into The 200 Club include: Carl Goetz (214,211), Corey Weinfurt (201), David Codding (225), David Parre (209), Freda Schroeder (204), Jason Carpio (201), and Pat Searcy (205)

New personal high games were set tonight by Jason Carpio (201, previous best 191), Corey Weinfurt (201, previous best 196), Jarrod Guthrie (199, previous best 172), and Seth Gunderson (194, previous best 177). In addition, new personal best series were rolled by David Parre (548, previous best 540), Shannon Myers (408, previous best 407), and Seth Gunderson (449, previous best 437).

Freda Schroeder earned both this season's women's high game and series with her 204 and 515, respectively. In addition, Carl Goetz bagged the season's men's high series with his 595.

The 204 rolled by Freda Schroeder is the new 7th-best women's game in league history!
The 515 rolled by Freda Schroeder is the new 8th-best women's series in league history!
The 595 rolled by Carl Goetz is tied for the 6th-best series in league history!

The Tournament of Champions begins next week. Here are the final division assignments for this season:

DIVISION 1 1. Pat Searcy 2. David Codding 3. Carl Goetz 4. David Parre 5. Bob Brunker 6. Thomas Lin 7. Demond Robinson 8. Bill Krejci

DIVISION 2 1. Ken Wilson 2. Eric Lynch 3. Dennis Laube 4. Corey Weinfurt 5. Freda Schroeder 6. Janelle Lamar 7. Jim Jones 8. Nik Domann

DIVISION 3 1. Jarrod Guthrie 2. Keith Blay 3. Justin Strelow 4. Jason Carpio 5. Shannon Myers 6. Kevin Myers 7. Steve Robinson 8. Phil Schroeder

DIVISION 4 1. Scott Murdock 2. Michelle Tollefson 3. Tracey Robertson 4. Ray Haynes 5. Marca Robinson 6. Jae Cha

NEXT WEEK:

• First, on lanes 17&18, 2nd-place When Push Comes To Shove will face 8th-place The Good Sons (hcp 166). The Shovers are expected to have their averages plummet as they get swept; while the Sons are forecast to raise their average while they rack up a sweep.
• Moving to lanes 19&20, 4th-place Hulk Smash! (hcp 60) will roll against 1st-place Top Guns. The Hulk might roll a little low and lose the series but avoid getting swept; while Top Guns ought to drop their average a bit even as they enjoy their victories.
• Then, over on lanes 21&22, 6th-place D-Day (hcp 32) will share a couple of pitchers with 5th-place Spanked. D-Day will likely maintain their current strength as they and split the series with Spanked; while Spanked will probably drop their average a bit while they keep the series tied.
• Finally, on lanes 23&24, 3rd-place Bowlers of Mass Destruction will tussle with 7th-place Canned Crabs (hcp 92). Mass Destruction is predicted to perform well and win the series; while the Crabs are anticipated to raise their average even as they avoid getting swept.

^*(Remember, the predicted results above are based on mathematical extrapolations and can be changed by all sorts of factors. If you don't like how your team's results are predicted, you and your teammates have the power to prove the math wrong!)

THIS WEEK'S MVB Carl Goetz Runner Up: (See Posting)	#1 POWER BOWLER Carl Goetz Runner Up: Freda Schroeder	#1 H2H BOWLER Carl Goetz Runner Up: Demond Robinson
FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE) "I mean, say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos." Ken Wilson, letting his inner führer out.

Pos.	Team name	Record	Percent	Total Pins	Change
1	Top Guns	9-3	.750	5,779	+1
2	When Push Comes To Shove	7-5	.583	5,819	-1
3	Bowlers of Mass Destruction	7-5	.583	5,277	+1
4	Hulk Smash!	7-5	.583	5,144	+1
5	Spanked	6-6	.500	5,751	-2
6	D-Day	4-8	.333	5,396	n/a
7	Canned Crabs	4-8	.333	4,238	+1
8	The Good Sons	4-8	.333	4,168	-1

Men's High Series Scratch	Women's High Series Scratch
Carl Goetz - 595 David Codding - 564 David Parre - 548 Pat Searcy - 529 Demond Robinson - 527	Freda Schroeder - 515 Janelle Lamar - 439 Shannon Myers - 408 Tracey Robertson - 371 Michelle Tollefson - 320
Men's High Series Handicap	Women's High Series Handicap
Carl Goetz - 662 Jason Carpio - 630 Phil Schroeder - 613 David Codding - 612 Demond Robinson - 611	Freda Schroeder - 651 Tracey Robertson - 584 Shannon Myers - 571 Janelle Lamar - 559 Michelle Tollefson - 509
Men's High Game Scratch	Women's High Game Scratch
David Codding - 225 Carl Goetz - 214 David Parre - 209 Pat Searcy - 205 Jason Carpio - 201 Corey Weinfurt - 201 (t)	Freda Schroeder - 204 Janelle Lamar - 156 Tracey Robertson - 145 Shannon Myers - 140 Michelle Tollefson - 114
Men's High Game Handicap	Women's High Game Handicap
Jason Carpio - 256 Jarrod Guthrie - 245 David Codding - 241 Corey Weinfurt - 239 Carl Goetz - 236	Freda Schroeder - 249 Tracey Robertson - 216 Janelle Lamar - 196 Shannon Myers - 194 Michelle Tollefson - 177
Men's Pins Over Average	Women's Pins Over Average
Jason Carpio - 70 Jarrod Guthrie - 57 Corey Weinfurt - 49 David Codding - 45 Seth Gunderson - 45 (t) Carl Goetz - 42	Freda Schroeder - 61 Tracey Robertson - 34 Shannon Myers - 8 Janelle Lamar - 6

The second week of Spring 2003 saw four teams climb in the standings, while four teams slipped. Three bowlers set a new personal best series, and four rolled new personal high games. Freda Schroeder picked up this week's high game (158) and series (451) for the women. As for the men, David Parre snagged this week's high game with a 246, and high series was earned by Bob Brunker with a 589. Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 17 & 18: The Good Sons shared a platter of cheese sticks with Bowlers of Mass Destruction. Highlighting the skills of Steve Robinson with his 396 series, with kudos to Most Valuable Bowler Michelle Tollefson, the Sons collected 3 wins against Mass Destruction. As for the opposition, Corey Weinfurt took the lead in Mass Destruction with his 460 despite his team notching only a single win. The Good Sons leap 1 spot in the standings to 7th place, while Mass Destruction sinks 1 spot to 4th.

On lanes 19 & 20: Spanked shared a few beers with Hulk Smash!. Regardless of the star power of Bill Krejci with his above-average 536 series, Spanked accomplished only 1 win against the Hulk. Conversely, Carl Goetz showed off in the Hulk with his below-average 501 as his team took the series with 3 wins. Spanked plummets 2 spots in the standings to 3rd place, while the Hulk moves 1 spot to 5th.

On lanes 21 & 22: Top Guns couldn't stop undressing with their eyes the members of Canned Crabs. Led by #1 Head-to-Head Bob Brunker and his above-average 589 series, Top Guns celebrated a clean sweep over the Crabs. On the flipside, Eric Lynch laid down the law in the Crabs with his 483 despite his team getting swept. Top Guns leap 2 spots in the standings to 2nd place, while the Crabs sink 1 spot to 8th.

Finally, down on lanes 23 & 24: D-Day kept stealing sips of beer from When Push Comes To Shove. Despite the strength of Demond Robinson with his 497 series, D-Day accomplished only 1 win against the Shovers. In the meantime, #1 Power-Ranked David Codding oversaw the Shovers with his marvelous 587 as his team took the series with 3 wins. D-Day drops 1 spot in the standings to 6th place, while the Shovers move 1 spot to 1st.

Bowlers ducking past the bouncer at The 200 Club include: Bill Krejci (236), Bob Brunker (214), David Codding (239), David Parre (246), and Pat Searcy (202)

New personal high games were set tonight by Bill Krejci (236, previous best 212), David Codding (239, previous best 206), David Parre (246, previous best 197), and Shannon Myers (155, previous best 150). In addition, new personal best series were rolled by David Codding (587, previous best 527), David Parre (540, previous best 511), and Shannon Myers (407, previous best 388).

Adding to the excitement, the 246 rolled by David Parre is this season's new high game for men.

DAVID PARRE SET THE NEW ALL-TIME HIGH GAME FOR MEN WITH HIS 246! CONGRATULATIONS!
The 589 rolled by Bob Brunker is tied for the 9th-best series in league history!

The Tournament of Champions begins in 2 weeks. Here are how the divisions are shaping up so far:

DIVISION 1 1. Pat Searcy 2. Bob Brunker 3. David Codding 4. David Parre 5. Thomas Lin 6. Bill Krejci 7. Carl Goetz 8. Demond Robinson

DIVISION 2 1. Ken Wilson 2. Dennis Laube 3. Eric Lynch 4. Nik Domann 5. Keith Blay 6. Corey Weinfurt 7. Janelle Lamar 8. Jim Jones

DIVISION 3 1. Justin Strelow 2. Freda Schroeder 3. Jarrod Guthrie 4. Shannon Myers 5. Steve Robinson 6. Jason Carpio 7. Kevin Myers 8. Scott Murdock

DIVISION 4 1. Michelle Tollefson 2. Phil Schroeder 3. Tracey Robertson 4. Ray Haynes 5. Marca Robinson 6. Jae Cha

NEXT WEEK:

• First, on lanes 17&18, 3rd-place Spanked will socialize with 8th-place Canned Crabs (hcp 145). Spanked is expected to watch their averages take a plunge as they lose the series but avoid getting swept; while the Crabs are forecast to hold steady as they enjoy their victories.
• Moving to lanes 19&20, 6th-place D-Day will hang out with 4th-place Bowlers of Mass Destruction (hcp 24). D-Day might maintain their current strength as they win the series; while Mass Destruction ought to hold steady as they avoid getting swept.
• Then, over on lanes 21&22, 5th-place Hulk Smash! (hcp 100) will battle 1st-place When Push Comes To Shove. The Hulk will likely maintain their current strength as they sweep the series; while the Shovers will probably see their team average take a dive while they endure a rough night.
• Finally, on lanes 23&24, 2nd-place Top Guns will spend some quality time with 7th-place The Good Sons (hcp 138). Top Guns are predicted to roll a little low, yet still manage to win the series; while the Sons are anticipated to raise their average even as they avoid getting swept.

^*(Remember, the predicted results above are based on mathematical extrapolations and can be changed by all sorts of factors. If you don't like how your team's results are predicted, you and your teammates have the power to prove the math wrong!)

THIS WEEK'S MVB Michelle Tollefson Runner Up: (See Posting)	#1 POWER BOWLER David Codding Runner Up: Bob Brunker	#1 H2H BOWLER Bob Brunker Runner Up: Freda Schroeder
FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE) "Just how big is your staff, Dennis? You're getting a little cocky." Jason Carpio, to Dennis Laube, who was boasting about a recent promotion.

Pos.	Team name	Record	Percent	Total Pins	Change
1	When Push Comes To Shove	6-2	.750	3,847	+1
2	Top Guns	6-2	.750	3,826	+2
3	Spanked	5-3	.625	3,898	-2
4	Bowlers of Mass Destruction	4-4	.500	3,417	-1
5	Hulk Smash!	4-4	.500	3,332	+1
6	D-Day	3-5	.375	3,608	-1
7	The Good Sons	3-5	.375	2,811	+1
8	Canned Crabs	1-7	.125	2,803	-1

Men's High Series Scratch	Women's High Series Scratch
Bob Brunker - 589 David Codding - 587 Pat Searcy - 552 David Parre - 540 Bill Krejci - 536	Freda Schroeder - 451 Shannon Myers - 407 Janelle Lamar - 406 Michelle Tollefson - 383 Tracey Robertson - 326
Men's High Series Handicap	Women's High Series Handicap
David Codding - 673 Bob Brunker - 641 Bill Krejci - 612 Scott Murdock - 595 Justin Strelow - 594	Freda Schroeder - 604 Michelle Tollefson - 589 Shannon Myers - 577 Marca Robinson - 541 Tracey Robertson - 532
Men's High Game Scratch	Women's High Game Scratch
David Parre - 246 David Codding - 239 Bill Krejci - 236 Bob Brunker - 214 Pat Searcy - 202	Freda Schroeder - 158 Shannon Myers - 155 Michelle Tollefson - 138 Janelle Lamar - 137 Tracey Robertson - 118
Men's High Game Handicap	Women's High Game Handicap
David Codding - 267 David Parre - 262 Bill Krejci - 261 Bob Brunker - 231 Demond Robinson - 223	Shannon Myers - 211 Freda Schroeder - 209 Michelle Tollefson - 206 Marca Robinson - 191 Tracey Robertson - 186
Men's Pins Over Average	Women's Pins Over Average
David Codding - 75 Bill Krejci - 68 David Parre - 66 Bob Brunker - 36 Justin Strelow - 33	Shannon Myers - 26 Michelle Tollefson - 24 Freda Schroeder - 22 Marca Robinson - 12 Tracey Robertson - 4

The Spring 2003 season is now underway, with eight teams entering the 16-week competition for the coveted, nonexistent championship trophy. Four bowlers set a new personal best series, and three rolled new personal high games. Janelle (Laube) Lamar picked up this week's high game (172) and series (496) for the women, while Thomas Lin earned this week's high game (217) and series (593) for the men. Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 17 & 18: D-Day had some one-on-one time with Top Guns. Featuring Demond Robinson with his 496 series, with kudos to Most Valuable Bowler Nik Domann, D-Day split the series with Top Guns. Conversely, Pat Searcy laid down the law in Top Guns with his 573 as they matched their opponent in wins. D-Day starts out in 5th place, while Top Guns get going with 4th.

On lanes 19 & 20: When Push Comes To Shove couldn't stop inappropriately groping Canned Crabs. Reinforced by Dennis Laube with his 523 series, the Shovers collected 3 wins against the Crabs. Countering this, Eric Lynch called the shots for the Crabs with his 466 despite his team notching only a single win. When Push Comes To Shove begins the season in 2nd place, while the Crabs begin in 7th.

On lanes 21 & 22: Spanked kept stealing sips of beer from The Good Sons. With top billing by #1 Power Ranked and #1 Head-to-Head Thomas Lin and his 593 series, Spanked celebrated a clean sweep over the Sons. As for the opposition, Tracey Robertson shined in the Sons with her 344 despite her team getting swept. Spanked leaves the gate in 1st place, while the Sons start off with 8th.

Finally, down on lanes 23 & 24: Hulk Smash! sparred with Bowlers of Mass Destruction. Notwithstanding the leadership of Carl Goetz with his 534 series, the Hulk accomplished only 1 win against Mass Destruction. Across the ball return, Jarrod Guthrie oversaw Mass Destruction with his commanding 474 as his team took the series with 3 wins. Hulk Smash! gets underway in 6th place, while Mass Destruction gets rolling in 3rd.

Bowlers slipping into The 200 Club include: David Codding (200), Dennis Laube (213), Pat Searcy (204), and Thomas Lin (212,217)

New personal high games were set tonight by Dennis Laube (213, previous best 200), Jason Carpio (191, previous best 178), and Shannon Myers (150, previous best 148). In addition, new personal best series were rolled by Janelle (Laube) Lamar (496, previous best 478), Keith Blay (474, previous best 424), Jarrod Guthrie (474, previous best 461), and Shannon Myers (388, previous best 371).

The 593 rolled by Thomas Lin is the new 7th-best series in league history!

The Tournament of Champions begins in 3 weeks. Here are how the divisions are shaping up so far:

DIVISION 1 1. Thomas Lin 2. Pat Searcy 3. Bob Brunker 4. Carl Goetz 5. Dennis Laube 6. Bill Krejci 7. Demond Robinson 8. Janelle Lamar

DIVISION 2 1. David Codding 2. Nik Domann 3. Ken Wilson 4. Jarrod Guthrie 5. Keith Blay 6. Jim Jones 7. Eric Lynch 8. Jason Carpio

DIVISION 3 1. Corey Weinfurt 2. Kevin Myers 3. Justin Strelow 4. Freda Schroeder 5. Shannon Myers 6. Tracey Robertson 7. Michelle Tollefson 8. Phil Schroeder

DIVISION 4 1. Scott Murdock 2. Ray Haynes 3. Jae Cha

NEXT WEEK:

• First, on lanes 17&18, 8th-place The Good Sons (estimated hcp 199) will share a couple of pitchers with 3rd-place Bowlers of Mass Destruction. The Sons are expected to thrilling and sweep the series; while Mass Destruction is forecast to hold steady as they endure a rough night.
• Moving to lanes 19&20, 1st-place Spanked will test their mettle against 6th-place Hulk Smash! (hcp 92). Spanked might roll a little low and lose the series but avoid getting swept; while the Hulk ought to hold steady as they enjoy their victories.
• Then, over on lanes 21&22, 4th-place Top Guns will chuck some balls with 7th-place Canned Crabs (hcp 114). Top Guns will likely have a bit of an off night, yet still manage to sweep the series; while the Crabs will probably hold steady as they endure a rough night.
• Finally, on lanes 23&24, 5th-place D-Day (estimated hcp 27) will socialize with 2nd-place When Push Comes To Shove. D-Day is predicted to maintain their current strength as they sweep the series; while the Shovers are anticipated to see their team average take a dive while they endure a rough night.

^*(Remember, the predicted results above are based on mathematical extrapolations and can be changed by all sorts of factors. If you don't like how your team's results are predicted, you and your teammates have the power to prove the math wrong!)

THIS WEEK'S MVB Nik Domann Runner Up: (See Posting)	#1 POWER BOWLER Thomas Lin Runner Up: Pat Searcy	#1 H2H BOWLER Thomas Lin Runner Up: Nik Domann
FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE) "I mounted it, got what I needed, then dismounted it." Corey Weinfurt, allegedly taking about getting files off a remote hard drive earlier in the day.

Pos.	Team name	Record	Percent	Total Pins	Change
1	Spanked	4-0	1.000	2,065	n/a
2	When Push Comes To Shove	3-1	.750	1,851	n/a
3	Bowlers of Mass Destruction	3-1	.750	1,802	n/a
4	Top Guns	2-2	.500	1,860	n/a
5	D-Day	2-2	.500	1,806	n/a
6	Hulk Smash!	1-3	.250	1,718	n/a
7	Canned Crabs	1-3	.250	1,430	n/a
8	The Good Sons	0-4	.000	1,407	n/a

Men's High Series Scratch	Women's High Series Scratch
Thomas Lin - 593 Pat Searcy - 573 Bob Brunker - 535 Carl Goetz - 534 Dennis Laube - 523	Janelle Lamar - 496 Freda Schroeder - 410 Shannon Myers - 388 Tracey Robertson - 344 Michelle Tollefson - 343
Men's High Series Handicap	Women's High Series Handicap
Thomas Lin - 600 Pat Searcy - 594 Bob Brunker - 587 Carl Goetz - 586 Dennis Laube - 585	Janelle Lamar - 580 Freda Schroeder - 563 Shannon Myers - 558 Tracey Robertson - 550 Michelle Tollefson - 549
Men's High Game Scratch	Women's High Game Scratch
Thomas Lin - 217 Dennis Laube - 213 Pat Searcy - 204 David Codding - 200 Bob Brunker - 194	Janelle Lamar - 172 Freda Schroeder - 154 Shannon Myers - 150 Michelle Tollefson - 143 Tracey Robertson - 123
Men's High Game Handicap	Women's High Game Handicap
Dennis Laube - 233 Jason Carpio - 229 David Codding - 228 Eric Lynch - 222 Thomas Lin - 219	Michelle Tollefson - 211 Shannon Myers - 206 Freda Schroeder - 205 Janelle Lamar - 200 Tracey Robertson - 191
Men's Pins Over Average	Women's Pins Over Average
Dennis Laube - 39 Jason Carpio - 39 (t) David Codding - 36 Eric Lynch - 31 Nik Domann - 25 Corey Weinfurt - 25 (t) Scott Murdock - 21	Michelle Tollefson - 29 Shannon Myers - 21 Freda Schroeder - 18 Tracey Robertson - 9 Janelle Lamar - 7