The Spring 2002 season draws to a close, with Top Guns officially earning this season's championship title! The eleventh week saw one team climb in the standings, while one team slipped. Angie Betts landed this week's high game for the women with a 170, and women's high series was bagged by Freda Schroeder with a 436. As for the men, Scott Murdock snagged this week's high game with a 189, and high series was earned by Pat Searcy with a 519. Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 1 & 2: Fab Four faced off against Top Guns. In spite of the prowess of Ken M. Wilson with his 502 series, with props to #1 Head-to-Head bowler , Fab Four accomplished only 1 win against Top Guns. In the midst of this, Pat Searcy shined in Top Guns with his 519 as his team took the series with 3 wins. Fab Four drops 1 spot in the standings to 2nd place, while Top Guns move 1 spot to 1st.

Finally, down on lanes 3 & 4: Team 2 kept grabbing the balls of Team 3. Though reinforced by Jeff Gragg with his below-average 428 series, Team 2 accomplished only 1 win against Team 3. Meanwhile, #1 Power-Ranked Scott Murdock took the lead in Team 3 with his miraculous 442 (with kudos to Most Valuable Bowler Tracey Robertson) as his team took the series with 3 wins. Team 2 remains in 3rd place, while Team 3 remains in 4th.

Bowlers enjoying a guest admission to The 200 Club include: No one at all. We sucked.

THIS WEEK'S MVB Tracey Robertson Runner Up: (See Posting)	#1 POWER BOWLER Scott Murdock Runner Up: Angie Betts	#1 H2H BOWLER Dennis Laube Runner Up: Phil Schroeder
FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE) "Oh boy. How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus?" Nik Domann, and by 'Karl Hungus', he of course means Scott Murdock

The tenth week of Spring 2002 saw one team climb in the standings, while one team slipped. Angela Bradford picked up this week's high game (173) and series (415) for the women, while Bob Brunker earned this week's high game (213) and series (556) for the men. Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 1 & 2: Team 3 accepted a challenge by Team 2. While headlined by Bill Krejci with his below-average 426 series, Team 3 accomplished only 1 win against Team 2. Meanwhile, Angela Bradford laid down the law in Team 2 with her below-average 415 (along with kudos to #1 Power-Ranked and Most Valuable Bowler Angie Betts, as well as #1 Head-to-Head ) as her team took the series with 3 wins. Team 3 remains in 4th place, while Team 2 remains in 3rd.

Finally, down on lanes 3 & 4: Top Guns faced off against Fab Four. Despite the strength of Bob Brunker with his above-average 556 series, Top Guns accomplished only 1 win against Fab Four. On the other side, Ken M. Wilson shined in Fab Four with his 531 (with props to #1 Head-to-Head bowler ) as his team took the series with 3 wins. Top Guns drop 1 spot in the standings to 2nd place, while Fab Four moves 1 spot to 1st.

Bowlers slipping under the velvet rope in front of The 200 Club include: Bob Brunker (213), Ken M. Wilson (200), and Pat Searcy (203)



NEXT WEEK:

• First, on lanes 1&2, 1st-place Fab Four (hcp 28) will meet with 2nd-place Top Guns. Fab Four is expected to watch their averages take a plunge, yet still manage to sweep the series; while Top Guns are forecast to see their team average take a dive while they endure a rough night.
• Finally, on lanes 3&4, 3rd-place Team 2 will test their mettle against 4th-place Team 3 (hcp 9). Team 2 is predicted to drop their averages like a brick as they lose the series but avoid getting swept; while Team 3 is anticipated to see their team average take a dive even though they enjoy their victories.

THIS WEEK'S MVB Angie Betts Runner Up: (See Posting)	#1 POWER BOWLER Angie Betts Runner Up: Nik Domann	#1 H2H BOWLER Nik Domann Runner Up: Bob Brunker
FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE) "My art has been commended as being strongly vaginal which bothers some men. The word itself makes some men uncomfortable. Vagina." Freda Schroeder, explaining why she didn't get promoted to Group Creative Director.

A stagnated ninth week of Spring 2002 resulted in absolutely no movement in the standings. Angela Bradford picked up this week's high game (187) and series (471) for the women, while Bob Brunker earned this week's high game (206) and series (517) for the men. Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 1 & 2: Fab Four hung out with Team 3. Demonstrating the prowess of Dennis Laube with his above-average 495 series, Fab Four celebrated a clean sweep over Team 3. In the meantime, Bill Krejci showed off in Team 3 with his below-average 442 despite his team getting swept. Fab Four remains in 2nd place, while Team 3 remains in 4th.

Finally, down on lanes 3 & 4: Team 2 had a rendezvous with Top Guns. With the strength of Most Valuable Bowler Angela Bradford and her above-average 471 series, Team 2 split the series with Top Guns. Simultaneously, Bob Brunker took the lead in Top Guns with his 517 (along with props to #1 Power-Ranked and Most Valuable Bowler Angela Bradford) as they matched their opponent in wins. Team 2 remains in 3rd place, while Top Guns remain in 1st.

Bowlers paying far too much for well vodka at The 200 Club include: Bob Brunker (206) and Pat Searcy (204)



NEXT WEEK:

• First, on lanes 1&2, 4th-place Team 3 will challenge 3rd-place Team 2. Team 3 is expected to have the bottom drop out of their averages, but split the series with Team 2; while Team 2 is forecast to see their team average take a dive while they keep the series tied.
• Finally, on lanes 3&4, 1st-place Top Guns will battle 2nd-place Fab Four. Top Guns are predicted to see their averages fall off a cliff, but split the series with Fab Four; while Fab Four is anticipated to see their team average take a dive while they keep the series tied.

THIS WEEK'S MVB Angela Bradford Runner Up: (See Posting)	#1 POWER BOWLER Phil Schroeder Runner Up: Nik Domann	#1 H2H BOWLER Phil Schroeder Runner Up: Dennis Laube
FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE) "Now that is just ridiculous, Dude. Nobody is going to cut your dick off. Not if I have anything to say about it." Scott Murdock, reassuring Dennis Laube, who was heading to the men's room.

A stagnated eighth week of Spring 2002 resulted in absolutely no movement in the standings. Janelle (Laube) Lamar picked up this week's high game (156) and series (428) for the women. As for the men, Pat Searcy snagged this week's high game with a 210, and high series was earned by Ken M. Wilson with a 564. Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 1 & 2: Team 2 took turns kicking the ball return with Fab Four. Although blessed by Jeff Gragg with his above-average 493 series, Team 2 accomplished only 1 win against Fab Four. As for the opposition, #1 Power Ranked and #1 Head-to-Head Ken M. Wilson laid down the law in Fab Four with his above-average 564 as his team took the series with 3 wins. Team 2 remains in 3rd place, while Fab Four remains in 2nd.

Finally, down on lanes 3 & 4: Top Guns had some one-on-one time with Team 3. While headlined by Pat Searcy with his 557 series, Top Guns accomplished only 1 win against Team 3. In the meantime, Scott Murdock commanded Team 3 with his 366 (with kudos to Most Valuable Bowler Tracey Robertson) as his team took the series with 3 wins. Top Guns remains in 1st place, while Team 3 remains in 4th.

Bowlers bribing their way into The 200 Club include: Pat Searcy (210)



NEXT WEEK:

• First, on lanes 1&2, 2nd-place Fab Four will match wits with 4th-place Team 3. Fab Four is expected to see a pretty significant "market correction" to their averages, but split the series with Team 3; while Team 3 is forecast to see their team average take a dive while they keep the series tied.
• Finally, on lanes 3&4, 3rd-place Team 2 will battle 1st-place Top Guns. Team 2 is predicted to have the bottom drop out of their averages, but split the series with Top Guns; while Top Guns are anticipated to see their team average take a dive while they keep the series tied.

THIS WEEK'S MVB Tracey Robertson Runner Up: (See Posting)	#1 POWER BOWLER Ken Wilson Runner Up: Angie Betts	#1 H2H BOWLER Ken M. Wilson Runner Up: Pat Searcy
FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE) "Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon... with nail polish." Bob Brunker, collecting orders for the snack bar.