The Fall 2025 season concludes with little fanfare as No! Not Theo! officially secured the championship title a week ago, delivered with the swagger of a team that has spent all season scattering pins and expectations alike. Yet even amid this victory, a strange chill hovered over the bowling alley, for as the first frames of the night were rolling, a startling discovery was made outside: Chris Lenz’s car had been broken into. A smashed window, a disturbed interior, and the unmistakable sense that someone had been where they should not have been. And whoever did it… remains unknown.

Week 15 of Fall 2025 didn’t just show up — it strutted into the bowling center like it had a reservation under a fake name and a scandal to cause. One team clawed upward in the standings like a housecat trying to reach the top shelf snacks, while another slid downward with all the grace of a drunk giraffe on a slip-n-slide. A bowler shattered a personal best series, Matthew Taylor detonated a 238 high game as part of a sizzling 600 series that made the pinsetter consider filing a workplace complaint, and towering over it all was the unstoppable juggernaut known as No! Not Theo!, who decided that winning the championship next week seemed boring and instead clinched it early, like someone finishing an exam before everyone else and loudly announcing it. Meanwhile, the Tournament of Champions has narrowed to its final eight bowlers, all of whom are sharpening their skills, egos, and excuses as they prepare to battle for two cash prizes and eternal bragging rights. Strap in — the nonsense is only beginning.

The fourteenth week of Fall 2025 did not simply arrive; it thundered into the alley like a rogue turkey escaping the carving knife at a very confused family Thanksgiving. By the time the lanes cooled, one team had climbed the standings like a determined relative reaching for the last slice of pie, while another slipped down faster than gravy poured from a cracked ladle. One bowler forged a new personal-best series, two unleashed new personal high games, and the aroma of competition mixed beautifully with the imaginary scent of stuffing and victory. Cat Atwood snatched this week’s high women’s game (172) and series (407), while Matthew Taylor carved out the men’s high game (231) and series (590). What follows is the full feast of action, drama, joy, and heartbreak — so dig in, and don’t forget to check on your Bingo results!

The thirteenth week of Fall 2025 thundered onto the lanes like a runaway ball hurtling toward a trembling 7–10 split. Two teams clawed their way upward in the standings, two teams spiraled downward in heartbreak, and everyone else clung to their dignity like a bowler trying not to foul on a slick approach. JoAnne Barber unleashed a blistering 143 to seize this week’s high game for the women, and her iron-willed consistency netted her a powerful 378 for the women’s high series. Over on the men’s side, Nick Kinney blasted a 212 to earn the week’s top men’s game, while Matthew Taylor carved through the oil with a gorgeous 570 to secure the high series for the men. Meanwhile, AJ Hofmann cemented his place in league history by winning more times than anyone else in the league’s history — proving that some legends just keep stacking titles. And that was only the beginning. What followed was drama, triumph, collapse, glory, and enough emotional turbulence to make the pins file a workplace hazard report. Don’t forget to check on your Bingo results.

After a 2-week break a stagnated twelfth week of Fall 2025 turned into a twisted tale of triumph, torment, and tenpins. Though the standings refused to budge an inch—as if frozen in pin purgatory—bowling passions blazed hotter than a malfunctioning popcorn machine. One fearless competitor etched a new personal best series into history, while also reaching stratospheric heights with a career-high game. JoAnne Barber dazzled for the women, claiming this week’s high game (156) and series (401), while Nick Kinney thundered through the pins with a men’s high game (222) and series (583). The pins trembled, the bowlers roared, and the crowd gasped—read on for all the epic, hilarious, and occasionally heartbreaking details, and don’t forget to check on your Bingo results.

A supposedly routine eleventh week of Fall 2025 bowling turned into a tension-soaked stalemate of destiny, with the standings refusing to budge even a single stubborn inch. Yet fate still crowned heroes: JoAnne Barber ignited the night with the women’s high game of 154 and a commanding 419 series, while Dennis Walling detonated pins across the lane to seize the men’s high game (218) and series (567). History paused. A hush fell. Then someone yelled “Practice is ending!” and the league chaos continued. Prepare yourself — everything else you need is below, and drama awaits at every approach! And don’t forget to check on your Bingo results.

Despite every match ending 3-1, a stagnated tenth week of Fall 2025 resulted in absolutely no movement in the standings — like a bowling ball that just ran out of spin. But even in still waters, greatness shines. JoAnne Barber picked up this week’s high game (126) and series (357) for the women, proving steady precision can still earn top honors. As for the men, Aaron Barber blasted through the competition to claim this week’s high game with a 214, while the ever-dominant Ian Estey earned high series with a stellar 604. The teams may have stayed in their ranks, but the tension? Sky-high. Read on for the rest of the drama, laughter, and heartbreak that defined Week 10.

With the season now more than halfway through, Week 9 of Fall 2025 delivered thunder, heartbreak, and St. Nick showed up to deliver a new personal best that sent shockwaves through the alley. One team clawed its way up the standings, another tumbled down, and one Nick set a new season and personal record. JoAnne Barber landed this week’s high game for the women with a clutch 133, while Cat Atwood’s cool-headed consistency secured the women’s high series with a 358. On the men’s side, Nick Kinney once again proved unstoppable, rolling this week’s high game (268) and high series (698)—just two pins shy of a 700. Read on, brave reader, for the full tale of triumph and tragedy!

We are now halfway through the Fall 2025 season, and the tension is thick enough to slice with a bowling pin. Every frame counts now for those hungry for the championship. Unlike recent seasons, First Place has become a hot potato no one can seem to hold — this week brought our fifth leader change so far, and FanDuel can barely keep up with the ever-changing stats. Week eight saw two teams claw their way upward in the standings while two others took a tumble into despair. One bowler rolled a personal best that left jaws on the floor. JoAnne Barber picked up this week’s high game (156) and series (401) for the women, while Nick Kinney dominated with this week’s high game (275) and series (626) for the men. Hold onto your shoes and read on — this league night had drama, heartbreak, and triumph in equal measure!

Greetings, Bowling Generals, it is I, Pete Hegseth, your Secretary of WAR. Lean in, because Week Seven of Fall 2025… oh man, it was something else. Two teams climbing, two slipping — like strong men scaling mountains of bourbon bottles while others lose their grip and tumble. You could feel it in the air, heavy, like after a long patrol. JoAnne Barber — tough, resilient — fired off a 143 high game and a 393 series for the women. Big respect. But still, a woman. The real proving ground, it’s the men. Nick Kinney — dropped a 226, like a howitzer firing in rhythm. And Matthew Taylor — 605 series. Six-oh-five, gentlemen. That’s not bowling, that’s endurance, sinew, veins pumping, the essence of peak male performance. You gotta read this whole thing, because from here out, we’re not playing by the old rules. The league — this league — it’s war now. And yes, we’ll be making war on our own teams to train, to harden, to forge iron from iron.

I, your favorite President Donald J. Trump, am back with an important announcement about the sixth week of Fall 2025 — and folks, let me tell you, it was tremendous, absolutely tremendous. People are saying three teams, not one, not two, but THREE teams, they climbed in the standings — like my poll numbers, very high, very strong, levels never seen — while two teams, and it’s very sad, they slipped. They slipped like fake CNN’s ratings, folks, not good, not strong. And we had history, real history: one bowler — set a new personal best series, can you believe it? And a brand new personal high game, which is a beautiful thing, a big beautiful thing. JoAnne Barber — fantastic woman, very classy — she got the high game of the week (143) AND the series (370) for the women. For the men, Ian Estey, people love Ian, strong competitor, he comes in with a high game (213) and series (593). Big numbers, folks. No one has ever seen numbers like these. And some people are saying, “Oh, RFK Jr. says it’s Brian Schaben’s bowling ball polish that causes autism,” and I don’t know, maybe it’s true, maybe it’s not, other people, they have to be careful what they say, but I can say what I want. And I don’t trust Democrat-run bowling teams, and I don’t trust their ball polish either. Read on, folks, because it only gets better, and maybe — just maybe — the National Guard should be called in for excitement control.

The fifth week of Fall 2025 thundered into the alley with the force of destiny itself. One team clawed their way up the standings while another plummeted like a dropped bowling ball. Sparks flew as two bowlers etched new personal-best series into history’s ledger, and one hero claimed a brand-new personal high game. Among the women, JoAnne Barber seized the crown with a scorching 166 game and a 411 series. For the men, Nick Kinney stormed the lanes with a mighty 211, while Ian Estey’s relentless strikes earned him the top series of 557. Read on, for the pins fell, the cheers roared, and the drama was nothing short of epic!

The fourth week of Fall 2025 struck like lightning across the alleys, reshaping the destiny of the standings in one fell swoop. One team clawed their way up the ladder, another slipped into despair, and one bowler etched their personal best into league lore. Sparks flew when Cat Atwood unleashed a blistering 153 to seize the women’s high game, while JoAnne Barber coolly stacked a 365 to claim women’s high series. On the men’s side, Nick Kinney erupted with a thunderous 246 high game, but the night belonged to Matthew Taylor, whose unstoppable 625 secured the men’s high series. Meanwhile, the Tournament of Champions roared to life, the beginning of 13 weeks of head-to-head battles where heroes will be made and pretenders unmasked. The pins never knew what hit them — and this is only the beginning.

Because the team named for my beautiful TARIFFS has jumped into first place — the highest place, a level never before seen, I, your Favorite President Donald J. Trump, am writing this week’s recap. The third week of Fall 2025 was absolutely tremendous, folks — really historic. We saw winners rise, losers tumble, and believe me, everybody was talking about it. Two teams climbed the standings — beautiful climbing, the best kind — while two very sad, very weak teams slipped down. Cat Atwood, who is just terrific, totally dominated with this week’s high game (150) and series (391) for the women, while Aaron Barber — a tremendous bowler, by the way — delivered the men’s high game (211) and series (615). And now the Tournament of Champions divisions are set, ready for some incredible, one-on-one action beginning next week. People are calling it the best lineup in history. Read on — it only gets better!

The second week of Fall 2025 didn’t just shuffle the standings—it sent shockwaves through the league. Three hungry contenders clawed their way up, while three stumbled into the shadows. Amid the clatter of pins and the roar of the crowd, one bowler etched a new personal best into history. JoAnne Barber seized the women’s spotlight with a blazing high game of 133 and a commanding series of 388, while Ben Spencer thundered to the top among the men with a ferocious 231 high game and a mighty 568 series. The drama only escalates from here—read on for the full saga!

The Fall 2025 season is now underway, with six teams entering the 16-week competition for the coveted, nonexistent championship trophy. Two bowlers shattered their own limits with new personal best series. JoAnne Barber claimed this week’s high game (134) and series (359) for the women, proudly declaring, “You’ve only seen a small teased of my striking power.” On the men’s side, Buck Nasty lived up to his name with a monstrous 201 game, while Matthew Taylor stormed the lanes with a 577 series. The season has begun, the pins are trembling, and the drama is only just heating up. Read on for the mayhem, and don’t forget to check out the bingo results, too!

Welcome to the Fall 2025 bowling season! We start bowling on August 19, same location and same time as usual. You can submit roster changes until Monday, August 18 and team names until noon Tuesday, August 19.

Here is your Spring 2025 Recap, where you can find out who won all the individual awards plus lots more! Our next season will (likely) begin on August 19, 2025!

The Spring 2025 season rolls to a dramatic finale, with FILPB officially locking down the championship! But don’t put your balls on ice just yet — the alley action isn’t over just yet. We’ll reconvene next week for a final gathering: prizes, awards, and the ever-chaotic 9-pin tap night await. And unlike last season, EEVERYBODY winds money this time — some of you even win a lot. As the dust settles, one team soared, another spiraled, and more than a few dreams went up in pins. JoAnne Barber threw down the week’s high game (145) and series (422) for the women, while Ben Spencer led the men with a fiery 212 game, and Nick Kinney closed the season with a searing 568 series. But enough prelude — here’s how the last competitive week shook out:

The fifteenth week of Spring 2025 rolled in with intensity, surprise, and heartbreak. One team clawed its way higher in the standings while another slipped like a bowling shoe that tracked popcorn oil onto the approach. One bowler struck personal gold with a best-ever game and series. JoAnne Barber blazed a trail for the women with this week’s top game (181) and series (471), while the men’s leaderboard was lit up by Chris Windham’s scorching 251 game and Matthew Taylor’s hard-fought 583 series. Meanwhile, the Tournament of Champions has boiled down to its final eight bowlers—each of them hungry, poised, and ready to battle it out for glory and two enticing cash prizes next week. The championship title? Still up for grabs. But one thing is certain: Squid Row may be out of the running for the crown, yet their icy tentacles of death still reach for a possible 2nd place finish. The lanes have spoken. Read on, and be sure to check out your Bingo Results too!