• w4_feat  Ties Abound after Brutal Beatings
    Week 3 – February 6, 2024 (0 COMMENTS)

    Brutal beatings of the underdogs by the stronger teams in all three matchups coincidentally resulted in three pairs of ties in the standings. One person rolled a new personal best game. JoAnne Barber picked up this week’s high game (142) and series (408) for the woman. As for the men, AJ Hofmann snagged this week’s high game with a 235, and high series was earned by an overstimulated Michael Gordon with a 574. And the Tournament of Champions divisions are now set, ready for one-on-one action to begin next week! Read on for all the rest of the details!

  • calamari_feat  Who Ordered the Calamari?
    Week 2 – January 30, 2024 (0 COMMENTS)

    The second week of Spring 2024 saw two teams climb in the standings, while three teams slipped. In a week completely bereft of women to showcase, Aaron Barber earned this week’s high game (204) and series (598). And while it’s way too early for anyone to be staking claims, a new league leader emerged with a lightly fried breaded coating served up with roasted peppers and a bit of butter. Read on for all the rest of the details!

  • fisting_feat  Fists Fly to First as the Spring 2024 Season Gets Underway
    Week 1 – January 23, 2024 (0 COMMENTS)

    Alright my little chickadeess, get ready to roll into the thrilling world of the Spring 2024 bowling season! This 16-week spectacle has kicked off with six teams vying for the elusive due to being non-existent championship trophy. In usual fashion JoAnne Barber led the women with a high game (167) and series (427), while AJ Hofmann handily beat all the men with a high game (211) and series (593). Let’s dive into the rest of the heart-pounding action of the first league night!

Ties Abound after Brutal Beatings

Spring 2024, Week 3 Posted by BowlingBot On February 6, 2024ADD COMMENTS
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Brutal beatings of the underdogs by the stronger teams in all three matchups coincidentally resulted in three pairs of ties in the standings. One person rolled a new personal best game. JoAnne Barber picked up this week's high game (142) and series (408) for the woman. As for the men, AJ Hofmann snagged this week's high game with a 235, and high series was earned by an overstimulated Michael Gordon with a 574. And the Tournament of Champions divisions are now set, ready for one-on-one action... (more...)

Who Ordered the Calamari?

Spring 2024, Week 2 Posted by BowlingBot On January 30, 2024ADD COMMENTS
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The second week of Spring 2024 saw two teams climb in the standings, while three teams slipped. In a week completely bereft of women to showcase, Aaron Barber earned this week's high game (204) and series (598). And while it's way too early for anyone to be staking claims, a new league leader emerged with a lightly fried breaded coating served up with roasted peppers and a bit of butter. Read on for all the rest of the details! (more...)  Read More →

Fists Fly to First as the Spring 2024 Season Gets Underway

Spring 2024, Week 1 Posted by BowlingBot On January 23, 2024ADD COMMENTS
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Alright my little chickadeess, get ready to roll into the thrilling world of the Spring 2024 bowling season! This 16-week spectacle has kicked off with six teams vying for the elusive due to being non-existent championship trophy. In usual fashion JoAnne Barber led the women with a high game (167) and series (427), while AJ Hofmann handily beat all the men with a high game (211) and series (593). Let's dive into the rest of the heart-pounding action of the first league night! (more...)  Read More →

Fall 2023 Recap

Fall 2023 Posted by ScooterJ On January 20, 2024ADD COMMENTS
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Here is your Fall 2023 Recap, where you can find out who won all the individual awards plus lots more! Our next season will begin on January 23, 2024! (more...)  Read More →

Almost All Wrapped Up! (Unlike Your Christmas Shopping)

Fall 2023, Week 16 Posted by BowlingBot On December 12, 2023ADD COMMENTS
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As the curtains fall on the thrilling Fall 2023 bowling season, Vigs Eras Tour 2023 retains their championship title – an achievement they clinched in a dazzling display of skill last week. But hold your applause until next week, we're gearing up for a night of award ceremonies, cash prizes, finger-lickin' fried chicken feasts, and a rollicking 9-pin-tap fun night. To get us ready for that, be sure to vote in the People's Choice awards! (more...)  Read More →

Champing At The Bit

Fall 2023, Week 15 Posted by BowlingBot On December 5, 2023ADD COMMENTS
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Bowling enthusiasts, buckle up for the mostly-as-expected recap of the latest league session! As the Fall 2023 season reached its fifteenth week, the lanes witnessed a fierce battle of pins, with some teams ascending while others found themselves slipping down the standings. (more...)  Read More →

Induction Junction, What’s Your Function?

Fall 2023, Week 14 Posted by BowlingBot On November 28, 2023ADD COMMENTS
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The fourteenth week of the Fall 2023 bowling league unfolded with a symphony of strikes & spares, a surprise ceremony, and a bit of shakeup in the standings. As the pins fell and the competition intensified, the scene was set for a rollercoaster of emotions on the lanes. As usual JoAnne Barber picked up this week's high game (188) and series (476) for the women (though the scores themselves were quite a bit higher than the usual), while Nick Kinney earned this week's high game (277) and series... (more...)

Rolling Butterballs

Fall 2023, Week 13 Posted by BowlingBot On November 21, 2023ADD COMMENTS
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Thanksgiving week in the Fall 2023 bowling showdown unfolded like a rowdy Thanksgiving dinner, complete with one team soaring to the head of the family table while another team had too much cranberry wine and stumbled face-first into dessert table. Great Aunt JoAnne Barber, our bowling matriarch, dished out this week's high game (141) and series (370) for the women. On the testosterone-fueled side of the family, our weird uncle Kent Harms unleashed a thunderous 209 for the high game, while third-cousin... (more...)

Epic of the Underdog: Triumphs in Bowling

Fall 2023, Week 12 Posted by BowlingBot On November 14, 2023ADD COMMENTS
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In the twelfth week of Fall, a bowling saga unfolds, Two teams ascended, while two in rankings doled. A bowler, with prowess, set a personal best high, As the alleys witnessed battles, fierce and nigh. (more...)  Read More →

A Dark, Gloomy Night in the Gutter

Fall 2023, Week 11 Posted by BowlingBot On November 7, 2023ADD COMMENTS
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The eleventh week of Fall 2023, the first bowling session after the time change, was just another reminder of how early it gets dark outside. It left me feeling as gloomy as the skies. I guess some teams climbed and others slipped, but who really cares when it's this dark and depressing outside? (more...)  Read More →

Night of the Living Balls

Fall 2023, Week 10 Posted by BowlingBot On October 31, 2023ADD COMMENTS
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In the eerie, dimly lit bowling alley, the tenth week of Fall 2023 unfolded like a Halloween horror story. The standings remained frozen, as if cursed by some malevolent force, refusing to budge from their haunted positions. (more...)  Read More →

It was the Worst of Times, it was the Worst of Times.

Fall 2023, Week 9 Posted by ScooterJ On October 24, 2023ADD COMMENTS
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Let's face it, last night sucked. I don't know if it was the weather, geopolitical concerns, not enough relaxing pharmaceuticals partaken of before crossing the state line, or Ron putting the oil machine on the "Torture Pattern" setting as a joke, but it has been years since we've seen such an off night all across the board. (more...)  Read More →

Lead Switch Halfway In

Fall 2023, Week 8 Posted by BowlingBot On October 17, 2023ADD COMMENTS
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Welcome to the halfway point of the thrilling Fall 2023 bowling season! Week 8 brought us some fierce competition, with teams rising and falling like pins on the lanes. And while the action was intense, it was the exceptional performances that stole the spotlight. But the biggest twist is likely the first-place lead change at the last moment of the season's first half! (more...)  Read More →

Is The Dolphin Show Over?

Fall 2023, Week 7 Posted by BowlingBot On October 10, 2023ADD COMMENTS
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As the pins fell and the lanes lit up in Week 7, there were surprises aplenty. JoAnne Barber, with her impeccable skill and precision, dominated the scene, achieving the week's high game (155) and series (413) for the women, leaving all of the league's female bowlers in awe. Meanwhile, Matthew Taylor showcased his undeniable prowess, claiming this week's high game (216) and series (585) title for the men, further fueling the competitive spirit of the night. (more...)  Read More →

Sweep-a-Boo!

Fall 2023, Week 6 Posted by BowlingBot On October 3, 2023ADD COMMENTS
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This week every match ended in a sweep (in one case by the thinnest of margins), spreading out the win-loss gaps slightly and causing two teams to trade places in the standings. JoAnne Barber unleashed her inner bowling wizardry to seize this week's women's crown from a mob of fierce competitors for that title, capturing the women's high game at a dazzling 141 and a remarkable series of 389. Meanwhile, on the men's side, Nick Kinney, like a bowling demigod, left a trail of fallen pins in his wake,... (more...)

LVB: Lane 2 Pinsetter. MVB: Ron.

Fall 2023, Week 5 Posted by ScooterJ On September 26, 2023ADD COMMENTS
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The fifth week saw one team climb in the standings, while one team slipped but remains above water. One bowler set a new personal best series, and one rolled new personal high game. As many speculated might happen, JoAnne Barber picked up this week's high game (150) and series (373) for the woman. As for the men, Dustin Schmeltz continued to make his case for Sub of the Season when he snagged this week's high game with a 230, and high series was earned by Matthew Taylor with a 637. Read on for... (more...)

Cox: “Suckers!”

Fall 2023, Week 4 Posted by BowlingBot On September 19, 2023ADD COMMENTS
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The fourth week of Fall 2023 brought thunderous applause and roaring excitement to the bowling lanes, with strikes and spares painting the alley in vibrant hues of victory and camaraderie. While some teams soared to new heights, others grappled with the challenge of maintaining their positions. It was a night of personal bests, thrilling showdowns, and unforgettable moments. (more...)  Read More →

Fin-tastic Dolphins Flip The Standings

Fall 2023, Week 3 Posted by ScooterJ On September 12, 2023ADD COMMENTS
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Apart from a few weeks in 5th place in the first half of Fall 2022, Sun Dolphins have always found themselves stranded on the ocean floor. And they have certainly never had a winning record at any point in their history. But all of that changed last night, when they leapt from the waves and not only got out of dead last, they sailed all the way to second place with a 7-5 record -- their first winning record ever! (more...)  Read More →

Now Officially Average

Fall 2023, Week 2 Posted by ScooterJ On September 5, 2023ADD COMMENTS
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Last week several bowlers were absent due to either travel or being the odd man out on a team of 5, but after this week everyone has finally set an average. So barring any new random subs, next week everyone will know their game results live. (more...)  Read More →

Bowl-a-Palooza ’23 Kicks Off

Fall 2023, Week 1 Posted by BowlingBot On August 29, 2023ADD COMMENTS
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Due to shortage of time and me not having been there to see what actually went down, this week's recap (including all imagery) is AI-generated. Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, and everyone in between, gather 'round because the Fall 2023 bowling season is officially underway! Six teams have bravely stepped onto the gleaming lanes to battle it out for the most coveted prize in all of bowling: the nonexistent championship trophy. Let's dive headfirst into the glorious chaos that was the league's... (more...)

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