State Of The Alley

Spring 2019, Week 3 Posted by ScooterJ On February 5, 2019ADD COMMENTS
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Thank you very much Monica, AJ, members of the league, and Freda, the First Lady of the league. And my fellow bowlers. We meet tonight at a moment of unlimited potential, as we prepare to begin a new Tournament of Champions, I stand here ready to roll with you and pick up difficult splits. Dozens of our fellow citizens are watching us, gathered in this bowling alley, hoping we will roll not as eleven teams, but as one league. (more...)  Read More →

The Bowler Vortex

Spring 2019, Week 2 Posted by ScooterJ On January 29, 2019ADD COMMENTS
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As the nation prepared to plunge into the harsh abyss of arctic doom, the second week of Spring 2019 saw five teams climb in the standings, while five teams slipped and one remained frozen in place. Two bowlers roll a new personal best game. Alison Radke landed this week's high game for the women with a 196, and women's high series was bagged by Monica Hufford with a 461. As for the men, Russell Bingham snagged this week's high game with a 236, and high series was earned by Seth Gunderson with... (more...)

These Go To Eleven

Spring 2019, Week 1 Posted by ScooterJ On January 23, 2019ADD COMMENTS
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The Spring 2019 kicked off on an icy night (in which we were the only league brave enough to show up) with a record-breaking eleven teams entering the 16-week competition for the coveted, nonexistent championship trophy. Three bowlers didn't get the memo that you aren't supposed to do this the first week and set a new personal best series, and four rolled new personal high games. Monica Hufford picked up this week's high game (176) and series (468) for the women. As for the men, Jeremy Cline snagged... (more...)

Our [Still] Biggest Season Ever Starts January 22

Spring 2019 Posted by ScooterJ On January 9, 2019ADD COMMENTS
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Welcome to the Spring 2019 bowling season, our 39th season and [still] the largest we have ever had! (more...)  Read More →

Fall 2018 Recap

Fall 2018 Posted by ScooterJ On December 13, 2018ADD COMMENTS
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38 seasons of bowling are now behind us. And while this was not one of our better seasons scoring-wise by far, wasn't it a lot of fun with all the topsy-turvy standings? (more...)  Read More →

EIGHT-BALLED UPSET!!!!!

Fall 2018, Week 16 Posted by ScooterJ On December 4, 2018ADD COMMENTS
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The Fall 2018 season draws to a close, with 8 Balls officially earning this season's championship title! But we aren't quite finished yet -- next week we will meet at our usual time to name all the award winners and hand out prize money (in the meeting room on the Finnegan's side, through the back of the snack bar), followed by 9-pin no-tap fun night. The final week saw three teams climb in the standings, while three teams slipped. One bowler set a new personal best series, and one rolled new personal... (more...)

Could Next Week Include a Three-Way?

Fall 2018, Week 15 Posted by ScooterJ On November 27, 2018ADD COMMENTS
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Well, this is it, we’ve nearly reached the end of the season and the championship round is next week. While much attention has been focused on the struggles this season of defending champions Serious Bowlers and the fact that they are now eliminated from trophy contention, there’s another part of this story that deserves even more attention. And that is the quiet but rapid rise of BDE. Once dangling limp down in 7th place, BDE has firmed up into virile force that has penetrated into championship... (more...)

Week 14 Semi Robo Recap

Fall 2018, Week 14 Posted by BowlingBot On November 27, 2018ADD COMMENTS
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NOTE: Scoot was out of town when post-bowling scores came in and just got back late last night, so this will remain a robo-writeup except for a few special items highlighted below. (more...)  Read More →

Almost A Clean Sweep

Fall 2018, Week 13 Posted by ScooterJ On November 13, 2018ADD COMMENTS
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This topsy-turvy season continues to get screwier and screwier, as four sweeps and a near sweep continued to stir up the standings. Once in 7th place, BDE this week pulled ahead of the two-time defending champions and found themselves tied for third place. Meanwhile rookie team Teeby Dee, who spent most of the season lingering near the bottom of the standings, suddenly finds a winning record within quick reach and is still mathematically a contender for the trophy. These two teams face each other... (more...)

The Voter Rolls

Fall 2018, Week 12 Posted by ScooterJ On November 6, 2018ADD COMMENTS
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Last night, based on exit polling plus early returns, Bowling News Network (BNN) called first place for Serious Bowlers. Boy, are we red-faced about that one. We haven't missed a call that badly since we projected Hiillary Clinton the Tournament of Champions winner in Fall 2016! (more...)  Read More →

Week 11 Final RoboHeadline

Fall 2018, Week 11 Posted by BowlingBot On October 30, 2018ADD COMMENTS
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(Note: Until Gucci Lane post-bowls later this week, this will mostly remain a robo-writeup.) But we can say this much: While the results aren't official until post-bowling scores are in, we can confirm that the defending back-to-back champions Serious(ly not in first) Bowlers, anchored by Aaron Barber, have tightened their grasp on third place after a dramatic week of bowling. Meanwhile Monica Hufford picked up this week's high game (162) and series (427) for the women, while Michael Gordon... (more...)

Shifting Positions

Fall 2018, Week 10 Posted by Ken On October 24, 2018ADD COMMENTS
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The Fall 2018 position round is now history, and we now have a new league leader that has pulled ahead of the pack. The tenth week saw two teams climb in the standings, while one team slipped. Two bowlers set a new personal best series. Freda Schroeder landed this week's high game for the women with a 190, and women's high series was bagged by Monica Hufford with a 480. As for the men, Dennis Walling earned this week's high game (224) and series (598). Read on for all the rest of the details! ... (more...)

Balance Restored… (sorta)

Fall 2018, Week 9 Posted by ScooterJ On October 16, 2018ADD COMMENTS
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Every team has now bowled every other team, and it took every one of those 9 weeks of sessions for one of the teams that everyone thought should have been in first place to finally get there, albeit as part of a tie (just like they last time they were in this position in week 1). It should also be noted that the team that got there this week is not the so-called defending champions. (more...)  Read More →

Hitting A Wall

Fall 2018, Week 8 Posted by ScooterJ On October 9, 2018ADD COMMENTS
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We are now halfway through the Fall 2018 season, and the league seems to have hit a brick wall. Other than a tit-for-tat between BDE and We Don't Give A Split, no teams were able to budge in the standings with just a week to go before Position Round. Alison Radke landed this week's high game for the women with a 183, and women's high series was bagged by Monica Hufford with a 475. As for the men, Carl Goetz earned this week's high game (236) and series (603). Read on for all the rest of the... (more...)

Gettin’ Our Groove On

Fall 2018, Week 7 Posted by ScooterJ On October 2, 2018ADD COMMENTS
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Week 7 was the grooviest anyone in our league or at the bowling counter had ever seen. In addition to being so freakin' groovy, this week saw two teams climb in the standings, while one team slipped. Monica Hufford picked up this week's high game (188) and series (496) for the women. As for the men, Nick Kinney snagged this week's high game with a 225, and high series was earned by Aaron Barber with a 607. Read on for all the rest of the details! (more...)  Read More →

Week 6 RoboRecap

Fall 2018, Week 6 Posted by BowlingBot On September 25, 2018ADD COMMENTS
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The sixth week of Fall 2018 saw two teams climb in the standings, while one team slipped. One bowler set a new personal best series, and one rolled new personal high game. Monica Hufford picked up this week's high game (167) and series (446) for the women. As for the men, Russell Bingham snagged this week's high game with a 235, and high series was earned by Michael Mead with a 649. Read on for all the rest of the details! (more...)  Read More →

The Post-Bowling Blues

Fall 2018, Week 5 Posted by ScooterJ On September 18, 2018ADD COMMENTS
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Scoot isn't feeling well, so we're going to stick mostly with the Robo-Writeup this week. The fifth week of Fall 2018 saw two teams climb in the standings, while two teams slipped. One bowler set a new personal best series, and one rolled new personal high game. Monica Hufford tentatively picked up this week's high game (199) and series (522) for the women, while Aaron Barber teantatively earned this week's high game (257) and series (609) for the men. Read on for all the rest of the details! ... (more...)

The ToC Takes Off

Fall 2018, Week 4 Posted by ScooterJ On September 11, 2018ADD COMMENTS
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This week was packed with splits, open frames, and many normally-good bowlers struggling to roll even respectfully close to their averages, while others with lower averages soared this week. Was it the oil pattern, or was it some sort of conspiracy? All that aside, Monica Hufford picked up this week's high game (168) and series (479) for the women, while Aaron Barber earned this week's high game (203) and series (586) for the men. Meanwhile, the Tournament of Champions also kicked off tonight,... (more...)

Gone, But Not Forgotten

Posted by ScooterJ On September 7, 2018ADD COMMENTS
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It is with great sadness that we have learned of the passing of Dave Winger, a beloved league member, on the evening of Thursday, September 6. (more...)  Read More →

Red Strikes First

Fall 2018, Week 3 Posted by ScooterJ On September 4, 2018ADD COMMENTS
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For the first time this season, a team has pulled away from the pack of ties to become the first first-place leader of the season. Granted, Red Strikes Matter hasn't had to face any challenging teams yet, especially not this week, so it remains to be seen what will happen next week when they have to deal with some real competition. (more...)  Read More →

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