Sorry, folks. Scoot only got 3 hours of sleep last night, so we have to do another computer-generated writeupo this week. 
Sorry about that!
Another RoboWriteup :(
On April - 18 - 2017ADD COMMENTS
Mopping It Up
On April - 12 - 2017ADD COMMENTS
Tonight was a night of almost all sweeps, and saw a formerly near-last-place team barrel its way into the top half of the standings. Meanwhile the formerly first-place team became increasingly frustrated with their inability to regain the lead and it cost them their most precious commodity.
The RoboWriteup
On April - 5 - 2017ADD COMMENTS
Scoot had a lot he needed to do tonight and didn't have time to write a recap, so this week's update is the automated, computer-generated version. Sorry about that!
The Uncles Wiggled Back Up
On March - 28 - 2017ADD COMMENTS
Last week left things with the top three teams only one game apart. Now they are three games apart and a new leader has emerged.
Getting Tighter
On March - 21 - 2017ADD COMMENTS
While the only position change in the standings tonight was a flip right in the very center of the lineup, the race for first place definitely became a lot more interesting as now only one game separates the top three teams. Who will have what it takes to come out ahead 7 weeks from now?
Halfway to the Pot o’ Gold
On March - 14 - 2017ADD COMMENTS
Our season is now officially half over. Three teams are sliding along the downhill side of the rainbow towards the pot of gold, while everyone else is still back on the uphill slope, weighed down with too much corned beef and green beer.
Gearing Up for the Position Round
On March - 7 - 2017ADD COMMENTS
The season is already nearly halfway over, and as we move into next week's position round the only shakeup in the standings is the surprise result of Frankee's Uncles no longer rolling on lanes 1-2 next week.
Fat Tuesday? Nah, It’s Just a Beer Belly.
On February - 28 - 2017ADD COMMENTS
Tonight we had several bowlers off celebrating Mardis Gras, and for a while it seemed some of the lanes might take the night off as well. Luckily everything came together and we finished our games with little debauchery, no arrests, and no one getting run over.
Bowl To The Future
On February - 22 - 2017ADD COMMENTS
Okay, get ready for this, our league has just undergone time travel and split off into an alternate reality.
Our Gutters ♥ Your Balls
On February - 14 - 2017ADD COMMENTS
While many bowlers were either absent or pre-bowled, most of the league knew what their true love is and spend Valentine's evening chucking balls down the lane.
Goodness Gracious, Great Balls of Fire!
On February - 8 - 2017ADD COMMENTS
Tonight was a night of some pretty incredible games. With two veterans setting new personal high games, one setting a new personal high series, and people rolling well above their average in every one of our matchups, tonight was literally smoking!
So Shines a Good Deed in a Weary World
On January - 31 - 2017ADD COMMENTS
With so much darkness and suffering in our country and the world the last 11 days, it is nothing short of miraculous when a tiny ray of light cuts through the darkness and brings hope to a world in sorrow. So, Omaha Hambone, we thank you.
Spring 2017 Kickoff!
On January - 24 - 2017ADD COMMENTS
Our 35th season kicked off with what could very well turn out to be the most fun, least competitive season we have had in years. A dozen rookies make up more than a third of the league, so anything goes!
Inaugurating the Spring Season
On January - 21 - 2017ADD COMMENTS
Welcome to the Spring 2017 bowling season, our 35th session! In addition to the return of multiple females and a double-digit number of rookies, this season marks the apparent end of VML's dominance of the league. VML now provides the same number of members as Decision Insight, and neither of them provide as many bowlers as Aaron Barber, Michael Gordon, and AJ Hofmann do!
Spring 2017 Update
On January - 16 - 2017ADD COMMENTS
Just a quick update on the status of the Spring 2017 season:
2016 Is A Wrap
On December - 21 - 2016ADD COMMENTS
With 34 seasons of bowling now behind us, the Fall 2016 season ended tonight as the 3rd best season in league history in terms of combined league average. Congratulations, everyone, on a great season!
Same Result, with a Tiny New Twist
On December - 6 - 2016ADD COMMENTS
Congratulations to Seth and Ashlee Gunderson on the birth this morning of their first child, Spring 2038 women’s high game scratch winner Frankee Belle Gunderson! (Oh also also congratulations to Seth and his team for winning the championship yet again...)
Up In The Air
On November - 29 - 2016ADD COMMENTS
All bowling scores are in, and the headline for this write-up doesn't need to change! After ruling the roost all season, Vote JV is now in a tie with the team that is trying very hard to live up to the namesake of its acronymous name. It litterally comes down to who wins next week!
Thankful For a More Interesting Championship
On November - 22 - 2016ADD COMMENTS
In what was a very short night for everybody except the poor schmoes on the first pair of lanes, things suddenly have become potentially very interesting as we close in on the Championship round. Without warning, the team that has been running away with first place all season is finding themselves needing to fight for it. How did this happen?
Flat-ner Is Coming
On November - 15 - 2016ADD COMMENTS
After years over suffering with blurry, miscolored, distorted scoreboards, we have credible information that by next week all of the scoreboards will be replaced with modern LCD flat=panel screens. It remains to be seen if or when this will be followed with high-def signal on the TVs, or working lanes. 
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