Tonight our league received the worst news it has heard since the time the bar ran out of Sam Adams: PBR is being replaced with Boulevard Wheat at the bar because no one was drinking PBR. Tell that to the members of JG's Rusty Nuts, who average 5-6 pitchers of it a week. Their Tuesday nights are ruined. To find out how devastating this news was, read on...
P.B.R.R.I.P.
On August - 29 - 2017ADD COMMENTS
A Flood of Big Games Eclipses the Usual Week 1 Sandbagging
On August - 22 - 20173 COMMENTS
The Fall 2017 season began with two teams' worth of bowlers absent, but that didn't stop some big games from causing some surprising upsets across the lanes.
Get Your Bowling Shoes On!
On August - 13 - 2017ADD COMMENTS
Welcome to the Fall 2017 bowling season, our 36th session! This season we have 10 teams for the first time since Fall 2009, and that means a few big changes that will be noted below.
Spring 2017 Recap
On May - 19 - 2017ADD COMMENTS
35 seasons of bowling are now behind us, and while this season may not have set a lot of records, it still has a few firsts and a lot of fun moments. And the surprise come-from-behind championship win by Omaha Hambone marks the first title win in quite some time that didn't come from ne of the long-time dynasties.
Nate Silver Predicted 71.4% Likelihood Frankee’s Uncles To Sweep Championship
On May - 10 - 2017ADD COMMENTS
Please be sure to vote for this season's people's choice awards!
Voting is open until 5:00pm on Monday.
Voting is open until 5:00pm on Monday.
Can the Dark Horse Still Win?
On May - 2 - 20173 COMMENTS
Probably not. 
Tonight was the last night of regular-season bowling, and next week decides it all! As is stands now, Omaha Hambone would have to sweep and then win the roll-off in order to defeat the perennial champs. However, Hambone is currently 4-4 against the Uncles, only won one game when they last faced each other, and last enjoyed a sweep 4 weeks ago. Sure, they may pull off a huge upset, but it's looking quite unlikely. How did it come to this?
Tightening the Grip
On April - 25 - 2017ADD COMMENTS
Next week is the last week of regular season bowling, and after a season that at first seemed to be heading toward finally letting someone else win for a change, it appears the dark overlords are getting a tighter grasp on yet another victory. Just two weeks left for any of the remaining competition to make a play!
Another RoboWriteup :(
On April - 18 - 2017ADD COMMENTS
Sorry, folks. Scoot only got 3 hours of sleep last night, so we have to do another computer-generated writeupo this week. 
Sorry about that!
Mopping It Up
On April - 12 - 2017ADD COMMENTS
Tonight was a night of almost all sweeps, and saw a formerly near-last-place team barrel its way into the top half of the standings. Meanwhile the formerly first-place team became increasingly frustrated with their inability to regain the lead and it cost them their most precious commodity.
The RoboWriteup
On April - 5 - 2017ADD COMMENTS
Scoot had a lot he needed to do tonight and didn't have time to write a recap, so this week's update is the automated, computer-generated version. Sorry about that!
The Uncles Wiggled Back Up
On March - 28 - 2017ADD COMMENTS
Last week left things with the top three teams only one game apart. Now they are three games apart and a new leader has emerged.
Getting Tighter
On March - 21 - 2017ADD COMMENTS
While the only position change in the standings tonight was a flip right in the very center of the lineup, the race for first place definitely became a lot more interesting as now only one game separates the top three teams. Who will have what it takes to come out ahead 7 weeks from now?
Halfway to the Pot o’ Gold
On March - 14 - 2017ADD COMMENTS
Our season is now officially half over. Three teams are sliding along the downhill side of the rainbow towards the pot of gold, while everyone else is still back on the uphill slope, weighed down with too much corned beef and green beer.
Gearing Up for the Position Round
On March - 7 - 2017ADD COMMENTS
The season is already nearly halfway over, and as we move into next week's position round the only shakeup in the standings is the surprise result of Frankee's Uncles no longer rolling on lanes 1-2 next week.
Fat Tuesday? Nah, It’s Just a Beer Belly.
On February - 28 - 2017ADD COMMENTS
Tonight we had several bowlers off celebrating Mardis Gras, and for a while it seemed some of the lanes might take the night off as well. Luckily everything came together and we finished our games with little debauchery, no arrests, and no one getting run over.
Bowl To The Future
On February - 22 - 2017ADD COMMENTS
Okay, get ready for this, our league has just undergone time travel and split off into an alternate reality.
Our Gutters ♥ Your Balls
On February - 14 - 2017ADD COMMENTS
While many bowlers were either absent or pre-bowled, most of the league knew what their true love is and spend Valentine's evening chucking balls down the lane.
Goodness Gracious, Great Balls of Fire!
On February - 8 - 2017ADD COMMENTS
Tonight was a night of some pretty incredible games. With two veterans setting new personal high games, one setting a new personal high series, and people rolling well above their average in every one of our matchups, tonight was literally smoking!
So Shines a Good Deed in a Weary World
On January - 31 - 2017ADD COMMENTS
With so much darkness and suffering in our country and the world the last 11 days, it is nothing short of miraculous when a tiny ray of light cuts through the darkness and brings hope to a world in sorrow. So, Omaha Hambone, we thank you.
Spring 2017 Kickoff!
On January - 24 - 2017ADD COMMENTS
Our 35th season kicked off with what could very well turn out to be the most fun, least competitive season we have had in years. A dozen rookies make up more than a third of the league, so anything goes!
