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Tailgating!

Posted by ScooterJ April 19, 2016 Spring 2016, Week 12 View Score Sheets

When bowling begins with a tailgating session — certainly a first in our league's history and very possibly a first in the history of AMF Pro Bowl — it's an omen that more unexpected things are in store. With new records set and trash talk backfiring, this was definitely an evening of surprises. The last time 404: Team Name Not Found visited with Split It & Hit It, it was a clean sweep for the 404. This would not be the case tonight, however. Though Russell Bingham led Split It with a 619 series, it very likely could have been Dennis Blake — had he not followed up his career-high (and new league-wide HGS for the season) 278 in game 1 with a 158 for game 2, earning the 9th largest swing in-between games. Meanwhile Scott Murdock and Sean Simmons combined their 200+ powers to earn a solitary win for 404 in game 2. 404: Team Name Not Found drops 1 spot in the standings to 5th place, while Split It & Hit It remains in 7th.

Pat Searcy may try to claim he did it first

Before bowling began, Scoot posted a snarky comment on Facebook about the matchup between Split Sisters and Holy Sandbaggers, Batman! not likely ending before next season begins. Scoot did not count on some pre-bowling tailgating to energize the Split Sisters, and the trash talk backfired (with his own matchup ending up being last to finish). Led by Michelle Shoemaker and her 384 series, Split Sisters didn't get any wins but at least weren't last to finish by a matter of several minutes. Meanwhile, led by Aubrey Moren and his 588 series (and assisted by Freda Schroeder's Most Valuable Bowler performance), Holy Sandbaggers, Batman! secured a clean sweep. Split Sisters remains in 8th place, the Sandbaggers remain in 2nd. On lanes 45 & 46: Fallop Ian won a hollow victory against Bowies In Space. Hollow because Bowies forgot to bring a framed photo, and also continue to fail in their promise to dress up like David Bowie. Led by John Boren and his 694 series, Fallop Ian secured 3 wins against Bowies In Space. Meanwhile, Aaron Barber rolled a new personal-best 721 series and stole the league HSS crown from Kody. Unfortunately even this much work was worth only 1 win. Fallop Ian remains in 1st place, while Bowies In Space remains in 3rd.Finally, down on lanes 47 & 48: Bowlgasmic went 1-3 for the third week in a row, this time against Glory Bowl. Bowlgasmic was led by Kody Karnes, whose 593 series sadly ends his quest to break his own record for most consecutive 600+ series. But all hope is not lost, as there is another record Kody has his eye on. Meanwhile, Andrew Finger led Glory Bowl in the grasping 3 wins with his 528 series, Glory Bowl secured 3 wins. Bowlgasmic remains in 6th place, while Glory Bowl moves up 1 spot to 4th.This week in Tournament of Champions, Aaron Barber won the round to jump into 2nd place in Division 1. Russell Bingham won Division 2 and popped up to 1st place. Freda Schroeder won Division 3, getting on the board for the first time this season. And Little Miss Sandbagger herself, Leslie Patton, continues running away with Division 4.Bowlers who tailgated in the parking lot of The 200 Club this week include: Aaron Barber (234,257,230), Andrew Finger (202), Aubrey Moren (218,216), Carl Goetz (214,234,224), Dennis Blake (278), John Boren (255,247), Jonathan Vigliaturo (227), Kody Karnes (246), Matt O'Dell (204), Michael Mead (204), Russell Bingham (224,213), Scott Murdock (202), Sean Simmons (210), and Seth Gunderson (224)See you next Tuesday!
THIS WEEK'S MVB


Freda Schroeder
Runner Up:
(See Posting)

  #1 POWER BOWLER


Aaron Barber
Runner Up:
John Boren

  #1 H2H BOWLER


Aaron Barber
Runner Up:
John Boren

  FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE)
"Did you guys cum on our balls?"

Mark DeVoe, addressing the sausage fest in general down on 41&42, after his and Sean S's balls came back covered in sticky residue.

EXPANDED STANDINGS
Pos. Team name Record Percent Total Pins Change
1 Fallop Ian 34-14 .708 27,377 n/a
2 Holy Sandbaggers, Batman! 31-17 .646 24,306 n/a
3 Bowies In Space 27-21 .563 26,020 n/a
4 Glory Bowl 25-23 .521 21,136 +1
5 404: Team Name Not Found 24-24 .500 21,203 -1
6 Bowlgasmic 20-28 .417 23,919 n/a
7 Split It & Hit It 20-28 .417 22,047 n/a
8 Split Sisters 11-37 .229 16,137 n/a
Top Individual Achievements for Week 12
Men's High Series Scratch Women's High Series Scratch
Aaron Barber - 721
John Boren - 694
Carl Goetz - 672
Russell Bingham - 619
Seth Gunderson - 607
Freda Schroeder - 527
Angela Bradford - 490
Michelle Shoemaker - 384
Amber Waddle - 371
Angie Betts - 357
Men's High Series Handicap Women's High Series Handicap
Aaron Barber - 730
John Boren - 703
Russell Bingham - 681
Carl Goetz - 672
Scott Murdock - 659
Freda Schroeder - 654
Leslie Patton - 600
Angela Bradford - 600 (t)
Michelle Shoemaker - 566
Amber Waddle - 558
Men's High Game Scratch Women's High Game Scratch
Dennis Blake - 278
Aaron Barber - 257
John Boren - 255
Kody Karnes - 246
Carl Goetz - 234
Freda Schroeder - 192
Angela Bradford - 185
Angie Betts - 135
Amber Waddle - 134
Michelle Shoemaker - 133
Men's High Game Handicap Women's High Game Handicap
Dennis Blake - 291
Aaron Barber - 260
John Boren - 258
Jonathan Vigliaturo - 252
Kody Karnes - 246
Freda Schroeder - 234
Angela Bradford - 221
Leslie Patton - 206
Angie Betts - 201
Amber Waddle - 196
Men's Pins Over Average Women's Pins Over Average
Dennis Blake - 95
Aaron Barber - 61
Jonathan Vigliaturo - 59
John Boren - 59 (t)
Sean Simmons - 51
Russell Bingham - 50
Freda Schroeder - 45
Leslie Patton - 31
Angela Bradford - 31 (t)
Angie Betts - 18
Amber Waddle - 12
Michelle Shoemaker - 9


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