When bowling begins with a tailgating session — certainly a first in our league's history and very possibly a first in the history of AMF Pro Bowl — it's an omen that more unexpected things are in store. With new records set and trash talk backfiring, this was definitely an evening of surprises. The last time 404: Team Name Not Found visited with Split It & Hit It, it was a clean sweep for the 404. This would not be the case tonight, however. Though Russell Bingham led Split It with a 619 series, it very likely could have been Dennis Blake — had he not followed up his career-high (and new league-wide HGS for the season) 278 in game 1 with a 158 for game 2, earning the 9th largest swing in-between games. Meanwhile Scott Murdock and Sean Simmons combined their 200+ powers to earn a solitary win for 404 in game 2. 404: Team Name Not Found drops 1 spot in the standings to 5th place, while Split It & Hit It remains in 7th.
Pat Searcy may try to claim he did it first
Before bowling began, Scoot posted a snarky comment on Facebook about the matchup between
Split Sisters and
Holy Sandbaggers, Batman! not likely ending before next season begins. Scoot did not count on some pre-bowling tailgating to energize the Split Sisters, and the trash talk backfired (with his own matchup ending up being last to finish). Led by
Michelle Shoemaker and her 384 series, Split Sisters didn't get any wins but at least weren't last to finish by a matter of several minutes. Meanwhile, led by
Aubrey Moren and his 588 series (and assisted by
Freda Schroeder's Most Valuable Bowler performance), Holy Sandbaggers, Batman! secured a clean sweep. Split Sisters remains in 8th place, the Sandbaggers remain in 2nd.
On lanes 45 & 46:
Fallop Ian won a hollow victory against
Bowies In Space. Hollow because Bowies forgot to bring a framed photo, and also continue to fail in their promise to dress up like David Bowie. Led by
John Boren and his 694 series, Fallop
Ian secured 3 wins against Bowies In Space. Meanwhile,
Aaron Barber rolled a new personal-best 721 series and stole the league HSS crown from Kody. Unfortunately even this much work was worth only 1 win. Fallop
Ian remains in 1st place, while Bowies In Space remains in 3rd.Finally, down on lanes 47 & 48:
Bowlgasmic went 1-3 for the third week in a row, this time against
Glory Bowl. Bowlgasmic was led by
Kody Karnes, whose 593 series sadly ends his quest to break his own record for
most consecutive 600+ series. But all hope is not lost, as there is another record Kody has his eye on. Meanwhile,
Andrew Finger led Glory Bowl in the grasping 3 wins with his 528 series, Glory Bowl secured 3 wins. Bowlgasmic remains in 6th place, while Glory Bowl moves up 1 spot to 4th.This week in
Tournament of Champions, Aaron Barber won the round to jump into 2nd place in Division 1. Russell Bingham won Division 2 and popped up to 1st place.
Freda Schroeder won Division 3, getting on the board for the first time this season. And Little Miss Sandbagger herself,
Leslie Patton, continues running away with Division 4.Bowlers who tailgated in the parking lot of
The 200 Club this week include:
Aaron Barber (234,257,230),
Andrew Finger (202),
Aubrey Moren (218,216),
Carl Goetz (214,234,224),
Dennis Blake (278),
John Boren (255,247),
Jonathan Vigliaturo (227),
Kody Karnes (246),
Matt O'Dell (204),
Michael Mead (204),
Russell Bingham (224,213),
Scott Murdock (202),
Sean Simmons (210), and
Seth Gunderson (224)See you next Tuesday!
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#1 POWER BOWLER
Aaron Barber Runner Up: John Boren
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#1 H2H BOWLER
Aaron Barber Runner Up: John Boren
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FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE)
"Did you guys cum on our balls?"
Mark DeVoe, addressing the sausage fest in general down on 41&42, after his and Sean S's balls came back covered in sticky residue.
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EXPANDED STANDINGS
Top Individual Achievements for Week 12