The fourth week of Spring 2004 saw one team climb in the standings, while one team slipped. One bowler set a new personal best series, and two rolled new personal high games. Deena Slinkard landed this week's high game for the women with a 180, and women's high series was bagged by Angela Bradford with a 509. As for the men, Ken M. Wilson earned this week's high game (224) and series (603). Read on for all the rest of the details!
First up, on lanes 15 & 16: Got Carpio? alternated between bowling and dry humping 2 Tall Asians, 2 Short Whites. Featuring #1 Head-to-Head Jason Carpio and his astonishing 577 series, Got Carpio? split the series with the White Asians. Concurrently, Thomas Lin showed off in the White Asians with his above-average 553 as they matched their opponent in wins. Got Carpio? plummets 2 spots in the standings to 5th place, while the White Asians remain in 1st.
On lanes 17 & 18: T.R.O.T.B. couldn't stop inappropriately groping Joey's B*tches. In spite of top-billing by Nik Domann with his below-average 469 series, T.R.O.T.B. got swept by the B*tches. In the meantime, #1 Power-Ranked and Most Valuable Bowler Ken M. Wilson took the lead in the B*tches with his marvelous 603 as they swept the competition. T.R.O.T.B. remains in 6th place, while the B*tches jump 2 spots to 3rd.
Finally, down on lanes 19 & 20: Recreation Intoxication took turns kicking the ball return with The Bowling Stones. Even though highlighted by the skills of Angela Bradford with her 509 series, Recreation accomplished only 1 win against the Stones. Simultaneously, Scott Musgrove drew the spotlight in the Stones with his staggering 432 as his team took the series with 3 wins. Recreation Intoxication remains in 2nd place, while the Stones remain in 4th.
Bowlers who lied to their significant other claiming bowling was running long then went out for after-bowling drinks at The 200 Club include: Jason Carpio (203), Ken M. Wilson (203,224), and Thomas Lin (201)
New personal high games were set tonight by Jason Carpio (203, previous best 201) and Amanda Schulte (155, previous best 153). In addition, a new personal best series was rolled by Jason Carpio (577, previous best 550).
NEXT WEEK:
- First, on lanes 15&16, 3rd-place Joey's B*tches will tussle with 4th-place The Bowling Stones (hcp 128). The B*tches are expected to maintain their current strength as they sweep the series; while the Stones are forecast to hold steady as they endure a rough night.
- Moving to lanes 17&18, 1st-place 2 Tall Asians, 2 Short Whites (hcp 64) will throw some gutter balls with 2nd-place Recreation Intoxication. The White Asians might perform well, but split the series with Recreation; while Recreation ought to drop their average a bit while they keep the series tied.
- Finally, on lanes 19&20, 6th-place T.R.O.T.B. (hcp 26) will compete against 5th-place Got Carpio?. T.R.O.T.B. is predicted to roll decently and win the series; while Got Carpio? is anticipated to hold steady as they avoid getting swept.
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THIS WEEK'S MVB
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#1 POWER BOWLER
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#1 H2H BOWLER
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FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE)
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| Pos. | Team name | Record | Percent | Total Pins | Change |
| 1 | 2 Tall Asians, 2 Short Whites | 12-4 | .750 | 7,040 | n/a |
| 2 | Recreation Intoxication | 9-7 | .563 | 7,971 | n/a |
| 3 | Joey's B*tches | 8-8 | .500 | 7,536 | +2 |
| 4 | The Bowling Stones | 8-8 | .500 | 5,671 | n/a |
| 5 | Got Carpio? | 7-9 | .438 | 7,409 | -2 |
| 6 | T.R.O.T.B. | 4-12 | .250 | 6,942 | n/a |
