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Spring 2008, Week 1

Posted by BowlingBot January 22, 2008 Spring 2008, Week 1 View Score Sheets

Spring 2008 Week 1 Robo-RecapThe Spring 2008 season is now underway, with ten teams entering the 16-week competition for the coveted, nonexistent championship trophy. Two bowlers set a new personal best series, and two rolled new personal high games. Freda Schroeder picked up this week's high game (222) and series (505) for the women, while Duncan Ferber earned this week's high game (277) and series (616) for the men. Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 19 & 20: Ebowla kept stealing sips of beer from Sofa King Good. Although topped by Chris Lewis with his 443 series, Ebowla accomplished only 1 win against Sofa King. Countering this, Don Glasscock showed off in Sofa King with his 604 as his team took the series with 3 wins. Ebowla leaves the gate in 8th place, while Sofa King begins in 2nd.

week1On lanes 21 & 22: You Don't Know Sh!t had some one-on-one time with Dios Mios. Showcasing Duncan Ferber with his 616 series, with props to #1 Head-to-Head bowler , Don't Know Sh!t collected 3 wins against Dios Mios. In the midst of this, #1 Power-Ranked Bill Krejci dominated Dios Mios with his 605 despite his team notching only a single win. You Don't Know Sh!t begins the season in 1st place, while Dios Mios commence the season with 6th.

On lanes 23 & 24: It's Britney, Bitch kept grabbing the balls of 3 Dudes and a Doll. Regardless of the star power of Dave Winger with his 454 series, Britney accomplished only 1 win against 3 Dudes and a Doll. Conversely, Ryan Doll ruled 3 Dudes and a Doll with his 576 (with kudos to Most Valuable Bowler John Richardson) as his team took the series with 3 wins. It's Britney, Bitch starts out in 10th place, while 3 Dudes and a Doll gets rolling in 4th.

On lanes 25 & 26: Split Happens couldn't stop inappropriately groping Bad Newz Kennels. Though featuring Ryan Schooley with his 450 series, Split Happens accomplished only 1 win against the Kennels. On the flipside, Freda Schroeder laid down the law in the Kennels with her 505 as her team took the series with 3 wins. Split Happens gets underway in 7th place, while the Kennels start off with 3rd.

Finally, down on lanes 27 & 28: Dr. Strangelanes, Or How I Learned To Stop Opening And Earn The Belt spent a romantic evening with ?. Reinforced by Nik Domann with his 493 series, Dr. Strangelanes collected 3 wins against ?. While that was going down, John Coleman mastered ? with his (either injured, sick, or sandbagging) 462 despite his team notching only a single win. Dr. Strangelanes, Or How I Learned To Stop Opening And Earn The Belt 5th place, while ? 9th.

Bowlers who stripped naked and shared a cozy hottub together in a back room at The 200 Club include: Bill Krejci (213,222), Cory Chorpenning (218), Don Glasscock (225), Duncan Ferber (202,277), Freda Schroeder (222), Kendall Kukowski (211), and Ryan Doll (201)


New personal high games were set tonight by Freda Schroeder (222, previous best 215) and Duncan Ferber (277, previous best 263). In addition, new personal best series were rolled by Kendall Kukowski (601, previous best 534) and John Keck (429, previous best 382).

The 222 rolled by Freda Schroeder is tied for the 8th-best women's game in league history!
The 277 rolled by Duncan Ferber is tied for the 3rd-best game in league history!


The Tournament of Champions begins in 3 weeks. Here are how the divisions are shaping up so far:

DIVISION 1
1. Duncan Ferber
2. Bill Krejci
3. Don Glasscock
4. Kendall Kukowski
5. Cory Chorpenning
6. Ryan Doll
7. Freda Schroeder
8. David Parre
9. Nik Domann
10. John Coleman
DIVISION 2
1. Angela Bradford
2. Kris Hiestand
3. Scott Murdock
4. Ryan Schooley
5. Ryan Simonet
6. Chris Lewis
7. Jennifer Seefeldt
8. John Keck
9. Phil Schroeder
10. Aubrey Moren
DIVISION 3
1. Ben Carmean
2. John Richardson
3. Dennis Laube
4. John Koehler
5. Rob Kaszuba
6. Jason Garcia
7. Brian Henderson
8. Jeff Geheb
9. Cindy Palmer
10. Amy Goodnow
DIVISION 4
1. Joel Teply
2. Jeff Unseld
3. Martin Coady
4. Sarah Buchanan



NEXT WEEK:
  • First, on lanes 19&20, 7th-place Split Happens (hcp 167) will battle 1st-place You Don't Know Sh!t. Split Happens are expected to awe-inspiring, yet still manage to lose the series but avoid getting swept; while Don't Know Sh!t is forecast to catapult their team average they enjoy their victories.
  • Moving to lanes 21&22, 8th-place Ebowla (estimated hcp 154) will meet with 4th-place 3 Dudes and a Doll. Ebowla might splendid and sweep the series; while 3 Dudes and a Doll ought to catapult their team average even though they endure a rough night.
  • Then, over on lanes 23&24, 2nd-place Sofa King Good will compete against 5th-place Dr. Strangelanes, Or How I Learned To Stop Opening And Earn The Belt (estimated hcp 133). Sofa King will likely spectacular, yet still manage to get swept; while Dr. Strangelanes will probably catapult their team average they rack up a sweep.
  • Next up, on lanes 25&26, 10th-place It's Britney, Bitch (estimated hcp 64) will spend some quality time with 9th-place ?. Britney might perform well, yet still manage to get swept; while ? ought to catapult their team average they rack up a sweep.
  • Finally, on lanes 27&28, 3rd-place Bad Newz Kennels (hcp 29) will chuck some balls with 6th-place Dios Mios. The Kennels are predicted to powerful and win the series; while Dios Mios are anticipated to raise their average even as they avoid getting swept.
*(Remember, the predicted results above are based on mathematical extrapolations and can be changed by all sorts of factors. If you don't like how your team's results are predicted, you and your teammates have the power to prove the math wrong!)

THIS WEEK'S MVB


John Richardson
Runner Up:
(See Posting)

  #1 POWER BOWLER


Bill Krejci
Runner Up:
Duncan Ferber

  #1 H2H BOWLER


Kendall Kukowski
Runner Up:
Don Glasscock

  FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE)
"So you have no frame of reference here, Duncan. You're like a child who wanders into the middle of a movie and wants to know..."

Cindy Palmer, on bowlers who show up late and want to join the game in progress.

EXPANDED STANDINGS
Pos. Team name Record Percent Total Pins Change
1 You Don't Know Sh!t 3-1 .750 2,289 n/a
2 Sofa King Good 3-1 .750 1,890 n/a
3 Bad Newz Kennels 3-1 .750 1,736 n/a
4 3 Dudes and a Doll 3-1 .750 1,715 n/a
5 Dr. Strangelanes, Or How I Learned To Stop Opening... 3-1 .750 1,669 n/a
6 Dios Mios 1-3 .250 1,844 n/a
7 Split Happens 1-3 .250 1,657 n/a
8 Ebowla 1-3 .250 1,520 n/a
9 ? 1-3 .250 1,475 n/a
10 It's Britney, Bitch 1-3 .250 1,376 n/a
Top Individual Achievements for Week 1
Men's High Series Scratch Women's High Series Scratch
Duncan Ferber - 616
Bill Krejci - 605
Don Glasscock - 604
Kendall Kukowski - 601
Cory Chorpenning - 578
Freda Schroeder - 505
Angela Bradford - 460
Jennifer Seefeldt - 440
Cindy Palmer - 351
Amy Goodnow - 334
Men's High Series Handicap Women's High Series Handicap
Duncan Ferber - 616
Bill Krejci - 605
Don Glasscock - 604
Kendall Kukowski - 601
Cory Chorpenning - 597
Freda Schroeder - 581
Angela Bradford - 572
Jennifer Seefeldt - 569
Cindy Palmer - 550
Amy Goodnow - 547
Men's High Game Scratch Women's High Game Scratch
Duncan Ferber - 277
Don Glasscock - 225
Bill Krejci - 222
Cory Chorpenning - 218
Kendall Kukowski - 211
Freda Schroeder - 222
Angela Bradford - 171
Jennifer Seefeldt - 156
Cindy Palmer - 131
Amy Goodnow - 121
Men's High Game Handicap Women's High Game Handicap
Duncan Ferber - 277
Rob Kaszuba - 231
Ryan Schooley - 230
Don Glasscock - 225
Cory Chorpenning - 224
Freda Schroeder - 247
Angela Bradford - 208
Jennifer Seefeldt - 199
Cindy Palmer - 197
Amy Goodnow - 192
Men's Pins Over Average Women's Pins Over Average
Duncan Ferber - 72
Rob Kaszuba - 46
Ryan Schooley - 40
Scott Murdock - 33
Nik Domann - 29
John Coleman - 29 (t)
Freda Schroeder - 54
Angela Bradford - 18
Cindy Palmer - 14
Jennifer Seefeldt - 10
Amy Goodnow - 10 (t)
Sarah Buchanan - 6


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