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Fall 2008, Week 5

Posted by BowlingBot September 23, 2008 Fall 2008, Week 5 View Score Sheets

Fall 2008 Week 5 Robo-RecapThe fifth week of Fall 2008 saw four teams climb in the standings, while four teams slipped. One bowler roll a new personal best game. Freda Schroeder picked up this week's high game (161) and series (424) for the women. As for the men, Duncan Ferber snagged this week's high game with a 224, and high series was earned by Cory Chorpenning with a 624. Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 19 & 20: Bowl Movement spent a romantic evening with Is This Billable?. Blessed by Travis Kleiner with his above-average 471 series, Bowl Movement collected 3 wins against Is This Billable?. Across the ball return, Ryan Doll oversaw Is This Billable? with his above-average 570 despite his team notching only a single win. Bowl Movement leaps 1 spot in the standings to 4th place, while Is This Billable? remains in 6th.

Brian Byfield's cross-lanes incident tonight might not have been quite this cool, but it was still impressive.On lanes 21 & 22: Dios Mios sparred with Ain't No Sh!t. Despite being led by Bill Krejci with his below-average 492 series, with a nod to #1 Power-Ranked Lefty John Boren, Dios Mios got swept by Ain't No Sh!t. On the adjacent lane, Cory Chorpenning showed off in Ain't No Sh!t with his above-average 624 as they swept the competition. Dios Mios drop 1 spot in the standings to 2nd place, while Ain't No Sh!t remains in 3rd.

On lanes 23 & 24: WWJB entered a showdown to the death with Chico's Bail Bonds. Regardless of the star power of Justin Wehrman with his 434 series, WWJB got swept by Chico's. In the meantime, #1 Head-to-Head Ken M. Wilson took the lead in Chico's with his above-average 583 as they swept the competition. WWJB plummets 2 spots in the standings to 9th place, while Chico's move 1 spot to 1st.

On lanes 25 & 26: Spare The Rod, Split The Kitty couldn't stop undressing with their eyes the members of Bad Newz Kennels. Demonstrating the prowess of Will Jeter with his 469 series, Spare The Rod celebrated a clean sweep over the Kennels. Meanwhile, Dennis Laube drew the spotlight in the Kennels with his 463 despite his team getting swept. Spare The Rod, Split The Kitty leaps 3 spots in the standings to 7th place, while the Kennels sink 1 spot to 5th.

Finally, down on lanes 27 & 28: Livin' On A Spare waged a heated competition against Dave and the Wingers. Headlined by Most Valuable Bowler Amanda Zahnweh and her awe-inspiring 406 series, Livin' On A Spare collected 3 wins against the Wingers. While that was going down, Rob Kaszuba mastered the Wingers with his staggering 484 despite his team notching only a single win. Livin' On A Spare leaps 1 spot in the standings to 8th place, while the Wingers plunge 2 spots to 10th.

Bowlers sneaking into The 200 Club include: Cory Chorpenning (222,213), David Parre (211), Duncan Ferber (224,224), Ken M. Wilson (222), Kendall Kukowski (200), Rob Kaszuba (204), and Ryan Doll (219)


A new personal high game was set tonight by Rob Kaszuba (204, previous best 199).


In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Duncan Ferber trounced Division 1, while nobody claimed victory in Division 2 (though Brett Schroeder came closest). Travis Kleiner won Division 3, and Amanda Zahnweh creamed Division 4. Finally, David Parre (Division 2) spanked this week's Interdivisional bracket. In terms of overall points: Ken M. Wilson, Carl Goetz, and Duncan Ferber lead Division 1 in a tie; David Parre calls the shots for Division 2; Travis Kleiner and Carter Collins top Division 3 in a tie; and Amanda Zahnweh is in the driver's seat in Division 4.

NEXT WEEK:
  • First, on lanes 19&20, 8th-place Livin' On A Spare (hcp 13) will throw some gutter balls with 9th-place WWJB. Livin' On A Spare is expected to perform well and win the series; while WWJB is forecast to hold steady as they avoid getting swept.
  • Moving to lanes 21&22, 7th-place Spare The Rod, Split The Kitty will hang out with 4th-place Bowl Movement (hcp 42). Spare The Rod might maintain their current strength as they lose the series but avoid getting swept; while Bowl Movement ought to raise their average while they enjoy their victories.
  • Then, over on lanes 23&24, 6th-place Is This Billable? (hcp 148) will test their mettle against 3rd-place Ain't No Sh!t. Is This Billable? will likely maintain their current strength as they get swept; while Ain't No Sh!t will probably drop their average a bit even as they rack up a sweep.
  • Next up, on lanes 25&26, 2nd-place Dios Mios will socialize with 10th-place Dave and the Wingers (hcp 64). Dios Mios might maintain their current strength as they win the series; while the Wingers ought to raise their average even as they avoid getting swept.
  • Finally, on lanes 27&28, 5th-place Bad Newz Kennels (hcp 31) will face 1st-place Chico's Bail Bonds. The Kennels are predicted to maintain their current strength as they lose the series but avoid getting swept; while Chico's are anticipated to raise their average while they enjoy their victories.
*(Remember, the predicted results above are based on mathematical extrapolations and can be changed by all sorts of factors. If you don't like how your team's results are predicted, you and your teammates have the power to prove the math wrong!)

THIS WEEK'S MVB


Amanda Zahnweh
Runner Up:
(See Posting)

  #1 POWER BOWLER


Lefty John Boren
Runner Up:
Duncan Ferber

  #1 H2H BOWLER


John Boren
Runner Up:
Ken M. Wilson

  FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE)
"Rob's ball bag is gray? When did that happen?"

Justin Wehrman, on the ravages of age.

EXPANDED STANDINGS
Pos. Team name Record Percent Total Pins Change
1 Chico's Bail Bonds 15-5 .750 9,402 +1
2 Dios Mios 15-5 .750 8,449 -1
3 Ain't No Sh!t 14-6 .700 10,681 n/a
4 Bowl Movement 11-9 .550 7,187 +1
5 Bad Newz Kennels 8-12 .400 8,971 -1
6 Is This Billable? 8-12 .400 8,221 n/a
7 Spare The Rod, Split The Kitty 8-12 .400 8,104 +3
8 Livin' On A Spare 8-12 .400 6,913 +1
9 WWJB 7-13 .350 7,175 -2
10 Dave and the Wingers 6-14 .300 7,105 -2
Top Individual Achievements for Week 5
Men's High Series Scratch Women's High Series Scratch
Cory Chorpenning - 624
Duncan Ferber - 608
Ken Wilson - 583
Ryan Doll - 570
Kendall Kukowski - 551
Freda Schroeder - 424
Amanda Zahnweh - 406
Andrea Caudillo - 399
Janelle Lamar - 364
Patty Morrisey - 361
Men's High Series Handicap Women's High Series Handicap
Lefty John Boren - 657
Cory Chorpenning - 650
Duncan Ferber - 641
Rob Kaszuba - 635
David Parre - 631
Amanda Zahnweh - 624
Patty Morrisey - 584
Sara Schneider - 559
Janelle Lamar - 553
Andrea Caudillo - 552
Men's High Game Scratch Women's High Game Scratch
Duncan Ferber - 224
Cory Chorpenning - 222
Ken Wilson - 222 (t)
Ryan Doll - 219
David Parre - 211
Rob Kaszuba - 204
Freda Schroeder - 161
Amanda Zahnweh - 158
Andrea Caudillo - 152
Patty Morrisey - 142
Janelle Lamar - 136
Men's High Game Handicap Women's High Game Handicap
Rob Kaszuba - 254
David Parre - 243
Ryan Doll - 239
Ken Wilson - 237
Duncan Ferber - 235
Amanda Zahnweh - 230
Patty Morrisey - 216
Andrea Caudillo - 203
Freda Schroeder - 199
Janelle Lamar - 199 (t)
Men's Pins Over Average Women's Pins Over Average
Rob Kaszuba - 67
Ben Lee - 53
David Parre - 52
Tom Finley - 49
Ryan Doll - 44
Amanda Zahnweh - 49
Patty Morrisey - 35
Lindsay Jamis - 17
Andrea Caudillo - 16
Janelle Lamar - 15


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