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Orion Win-kaid!

Posted by Ken September 20, 2011 Fall 2011, Week 4 View Score Sheets

With the Fall 2011 season a quarter of the way complete, things are shaping up to make this season interesting. After four weeks, three different teams have sat atop the league standings. One bowler put on the performance of the season thus far, securing both of the top weekly honors while obliterating the reigning champs. Did we mention that this season was going to be interesting? Read on...Please, if you could spare a minute or two, click over and nominate someone for the GutterAlley Hall of Fame. Only one bowler will make it in this season and we will be closing the nominations the week of the position round. In the first matchup of the evening, the Mysterious Platypus Appendages looked to reverse their season's negative fortunes and seemed poised to do so after taking Game #1 from opponents Kitten Mittons. The Mittons' Nick Allegri, however, quickly put that to an end with a 412 series and led his team to a 3-1 matchup victory over the Platypi. AJ Hofmann led the Mysterious Appendages with his 411 series but it was only good enough to earn one win, leaving them in 8th place. Kitten Mittons claw their way up into 6th place with the addition of their three wins.Look out, league! There's a new sheriff in town and they go by the name they've had since the end of the Jurassic period – No Pinheads. Facing opponents Das Sauer Popes, the Pinheads survived a close Game #1 before coasting to a clean sweep compliments of Dennis "Pops" Laube's team-leading 476 series. The Popes, who were led this week by Sarah Sauer and her 394 series, slide back down to 7th place. With their four wins, the Pinheads ascend to the top spot in the league standings with their impressive 13-3 record.Down a pair on Lanes 24 & 24, three of the Vier Reiter Der Apokalypse helped their competition continue their downward slide in the standings. With Bill Krejci leading the way for the riders with his 502 series, the team nearly pulled off a sweep but fell 17 pins shy of doing so in Game #3 and came away with a 3-1 matchup victory. Despite the wins, they remain in 5th place due to a total pins tiebreaker. Opponents Gutterballs find themselves dropping down another notch into 4th place. The Balls were led this week by Jason Carpio and his 499 series.Having planned on bringing his A game when he faced the league's reigning champs, Neil Rieger of Skirtz & Jerkz found defeating the competition to be pretty easy...'specially when your lone teammate for the evening is Orion Kinkaid. While Rieger did lead the team with a 553 series, Tuesday night belonged entirely to Kinkaid who came away with Most Valuable Bowler and #1 Power Ranked bowler honors with his 541 series. Former first place holders STFU Donny were completely silenced as the Jerkz swept them off the lanes. The wins propel Skirtz & Jerkz up into 2nd while Donny drops to 3rd place. Carl Goetz led the hapless Donny, ending his night with a 571 series.Bowlers who discussed who they were going to nominate for the GutterAlley Hall of Fame this season while hanging out in The 200 Club this week include: Carl Goetz (224), Orion Kinkaid (214) and Seth Gunderson (221).See you next Tuesday!

THIS WEEK'S MVB


Orion Kinkaid
Runner Up:
(See Posting)

  #1 POWER BOWLER


Orion Kinkaid
Runner Up:
Neil Rieger

  #1 H2H BOWLER


Orion Kinkaid
Runner Up:
Neil Rieger

  FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE)
"God, Kenny...I knew I should have aborted you when I had the chance. Your team would agree with me."

Pat Wilson, upon hearing that son Ken was this week's LEAST Valuable Bowler.

EXPANDED STANDINGS
Pos. Team name Record Percent Total Pins Change
1 No Pinheads 13-3 .813 7,485 +1
2 Skirtz & Jerkz 10-6 .625 7,052 +2
3 STFU Donny 9-7 .563 8,783 -2
4 Gutterballs: A Jackie Treehorn Presentation 8-8 .500 7,236 -1
5 Vier Reiter Der Apokalypse 8-8 .500 7,133 n/a
6 Kitten Mittons 7-9 .438 5,857 +1
7 Das Sauer Popes 5-11 .313 6,067 -1
8 Mysterious Platypus Appendages 4-12 .250 6,194 n/a
Top Individual Achievements for Week 4
Men's High Series Scratch Women's High Series Scratch
Carl Goetz - 571
Neil Rieger - 553
Ken Wilson - 549
Orion Kinkaid - 541
Seth Gunderson - 513
Freda Schroeder - 439
Alison Radke - 403
Sarah Sauer - 394
Teresa Deterding - 364
Emily Podhajsky - 356
Men's High Series Handicap Women's High Series Handicap
Orion Kinkaid - 668
Neil Rieger - 639
Carl Goetz - 614
Scott Murdock - 594
Dennis Laube - 588
Alison Radke - 592
Emily Podhajsky - 586
Sarah Sauer - 571
Freda Schroeder - 566
Kelly Anderson - 532
Men's High Game Scratch Women's High Game Scratch
Carl Goetz - 224
Seth Gunderson - 221
Orion Kinkaid - 214
Rob Kaszuba - 194
Jason Carpio - 194 (t)
Bill Krejci - 194 (t)
Ian Goetz - 192
Ken Wilson - 192 (t)
Alison Radke - 171
Freda Schroeder - 151
Emily Podhajsky - 139
Sarah Sauer - 138
Teresa Deterding - 128
Men's High Game Handicap Women's High Game Handicap
Orion Kinkaid - 256
Seth Gunderson - 241
Carl Goetz - 238
Rob Kaszuba - 237
Bill Krejci - 221
Alison Radke - 234
Emily Podhajsky - 215
Kelly Anderson - 200
Sarah Sauer - 197
Freda Schroeder - 193
Men's Pins Over Average Women's Pins Over Average
Orion Kinkaid - 67
Rob Kaszuba - 48
Seth Gunderson - 47
Carl Goetz - 42
AJ Hofmann - 30
Alison Radke - 50
Emily Podhajsky - 35
Kelly Anderson - 20
Sarah Sauer - 12
Freda Schroeder - 4


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