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Feeling the Heat

Posted by ScooterJ July 28, 2021 Midsummer 2021, Week 6 View Score Sheets


A hot and sticky sixth week of Summer 2021 resulted in copius amounts of sweat but once again no movement in the standings. JoAnne Barber picked up this week's high game (137) and series (379) for the women, while Dennis Walling earned this week's high game (237) and series (624) for the men. Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 11 & 12: Team 4 waged a superheated competition against Team 2. Featuring Dustin Schmeltz with his above-average 563 series, Team 4 collected 3 wins against Team 2. Conversely, Aaron Barber with his 539 series motivated Team 2 despite his team notching only a single win. Team 4 remains in 4th place, while Team 2 remains in 3rd.

On lanes 13 & 14: A well-matched pair of rivals gathered as Team 1 and AJ's Fault 2: JoAnne Awakens each watched their hopes of winning the series melt away. Charging into the fray behind #1 Power Ranked and #1 Head-to-Head Dennis Walling and his spectacular 624 series, Team 1 split the series with AJ's Fault. Meanwhile, as former team leader James Tott stayed away in terror he might lose the ToC to AJ, Most Valuable Bowler Jeremy Varnell and his better-than-normal 483 series took the lead among AJ's Fault as they matched their opponent in wins. Team 1 remains in 1st place, while AJ's Fault remains in 2nd.

Bowlers dancing awkwardly in front of the stage at The 200 Club include: Aaron Barber (213), AJ Hofmann (229), Dennis Walling (237,213), Dustin Schmeltz (201), and Matthew Taylor (212). But only one of them was caught on video...

Dennis Walling nabbed both high game and series for the men this season with his 237 and 624, respectively.

In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Ben Spencer cleaned up Division 1, while Dennis Walling got the better of Division 2. In terms of overall points: Ben Spencer and Michael Gordon are both in the driver's seat (on each other's laps?) in Division 1 in a tie; and Dennis Walling tops Division 2.

SNL's Ana Gasteyer, Molly Shannon, and Levar Burton discuss how hot and sticky it was in the bowling alley tonight.

NEXT WEEK:

  • First, on lanes 11&12, 1st-place Team 1 will throw some gutter balls with 4th-place Team 4 (hcp 121). Team 1 is expected to maintain their current strength as they sweep the series; while Team 4 is forecast to hold steady as they endure a rough night.
  • Finally, on lanes 13&14, 2nd-place AJ's Fault 2: JoAnne Awakens (hcp 9) will match wits with 3rd-place Team 2. AJ's Fault is predicted to roll a little low and get swept; while Team 2 is anticipated to raise their average while they rack up a sweep.

*(Remember, the predicted results above are based on mathematical extrapolations and can be changed by all sorts of factors. If you don't like how your team's results are predicted, you and your teammates have the power to prove the math wrong!)

THIS WEEK'S MVB


Jeremy Varnell
Runner Up:
(See Posting)

  #1 POWER BOWLER


Dennis Walling
Runner Up:
Dustin Schmeltz

  #1 H2H BOWLER


Dennis Walling
Runner Up:
Dustin Schmeltz

  FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE)
"I mean, Levar Burton is our generation's Alec Baldwin."

Aaron Barber, making a point that a surprising number of people understood.

EXPANDED STANDINGS
Pos. Team name Record Percent Total Pins Change
1 Team 1 14-10 .583 11,586 n/a
2 AJ's Fault 2: The Last Temptation of James 14-10 .583 10,936 n/a
3 Team 2 10-14 .417 11,157 n/a
4 Team 4 10-14 .417 8,780 n/a

Top Individual Achievements for Week 6
Men's High Series Scratch Women's High Series Scratch
Dennis Walling - 624
Dustin Schmeltz - 563
Aaron Barber - 539
Matthew Taylor - 524
Ben Spencer - 508
JoAnne Barber - 379
Lindsey Campbell - 353
LaReash Bridges - 285
Men's High Series Handicap Women's High Series Handicap
Dennis Walling - 715
Dustin Schmeltz - 654
Ben Spencer - 640
Jeremy Varnell - 624
Nathan Burrows - 619
JoAnne Barber - 563
Lindsey Campbell - 552
LaReash Bridges - 522
Men's High Game Scratch Women's High Game Scratch
Dennis Walling - 237
AJ Hofmann - 229
Aaron Barber - 213
Matthew Taylor - 212
Dustin Schmeltz - 201
JoAnne Barber - 137
Lindsey Campbell - 127
LaReash Bridges - 107
Men's High Game Handicap Women's High Game Handicap
Dennis Walling - 267
AJ Hofmann - 251
Jeremy Varnell - 236
Aaron Barber - 231
Dustin Schmeltz - 231 (t)
JoAnne Barber - 198
Lindsey Campbell - 193
LaReash Bridges - 186
Men's Pins Over Average Women's Pins Over Average
Dennis Walling - 75
AJ Hofmann - 57
Jeremy Varnell - 48
Dustin Schmeltz - 39
Aaron Barber - 36
JoAnne Barber - 14
Lindsey Campbell - 10
LaReash Bridges - 6


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