Probably not. Tonight was the last night of regular-season bowling, and next week decides it all! As is stands now, Omaha Hambone would have to sweep and then win the roll-off in order to defeat the perennial champs. However, Hambone is currently 4-4 against the Uncles, only won one game when they last faced each other, and last enjoyed a sweep 4 weeks ago. Sure, they may pull off a huge upset, but it's looking quite unlikely. How did it come to this?

First up, on lanes 1 & 2: Half of Suckeredusintoit met with Trump's Toupee. Led by a pre-bowling Dennis Walling and his 557 series, Suckeredusintoit secured 2.5 wins against Trump's Toupee. Meanwhile, led by Dustin Schmeltz and his 508 series, Trump's Toupee managed only 1.5 wins. Suckeredusintoit remains in 8th place, while Trump's Toupee remains in 4th.

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On lanes 3 & 4: Omaha Hambone spent a romantic evening with the reliable half of FYWFK. Led by Kody Karnes and his 635 series, Omaha Hambone secured 3 wins against FYWFK. Meanwhile, led by AJ Hofmann and his 486 series, FYWFK could only secure 1 win. Omaha Hambone remains in 2nd place, while FYWFK remains in 7th.

On lanes 5 & 6: Ebowla had an infectious rendezvous with Frankee's Uncles. Led by Sean Miller and his 483 series, Ebowla managed only 1 win against Frankee's Uncles. Meanwhile, led by Ken M. Wilson and his 587 series, Frankee's Uncles secured 3 wins. Ebowla remains in 6th place, while Frankee's Uncles remains in 1st.

Finally, down on lanes 7 & 8: Holy Sandbaggers, Batman! took turns kicking the ball return with Terra Bowler. Led by Aubrey Moren and his 553 series, Holy Sandbaggers, Batman! split the series with Terra Bowler. Scott Murdock had enough after losing the first game and bowled an uncharacteristic 232 for game 2 to lead Terra Bowler with a 542 series to land the game 2 and total pins victories. Holy Sandbaggers, Batman! remains in 3rd place, while Terra Bowler remains in 5th.

Next week is the Championship Round of Tournament of Champions. Two of the following people will min cash money! In Division 1, Aaron Barber and Ken Wilson move on. In Division 2, it's Jonathan Vigliaturo and Phil Schroeder. Division 3 will be represented by Dennis Laube and Zach Cross, while Division 4 sends James Tott and Chantal Jacot. Good luck, two of the eight of you will win extra cash!

Bowlers entering the penultimate 200 Clubfor Spring 2016 include: Aaron Barber (224,228), Aubrey Moren (208), Carl Goetz (208), Jonathan Vigliaturo (212), Ken M. Wilson (221), Kody Karnes (234,228), Michael Gordon (246), and Scott Murdock (232)

See you next week!

THIS WEEK'S MVB Sean Miller Runner Up: (See Posting)	#1 POWER BOWLER Kody Karnes Runner Up: Scott Murdock	#1 H2H BOWLER Dennis Walling Runner Up: Kody Karnes
FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE) "Yeah, Chantal's finally 18 this week. Super excited to make her a woman!" Sean Simmons, on Chantal's birthday this week.