Post-bowling scores are in, let's see how everything turned out!

First up, on lanes 1 & 2: Split It & Hit It, despite having the tentative #1 power ranked bowler, muyst have ordered a shit ton of cheese sticks to still lose 3 games to Holy Sandbaggers, Batman!. Led by Michael Smith and his new personal best 462 series, Split It & Hit It managed only 1 win against Holy Sandbaggers, Batman!. Meanwhile, led by Aubrey Moren and his 547 series, Holy Sandbaggers, Batman! secured 3 wins. Split It & Hit It drops 1 spot in the standings to 9th place, while Holy Sandbaggers, Batman! moves up 1 spot to 1st.

On lanes 3 & 4: Bowl Yer Ballz Off tried to keep their love of big heavy ballz a secret by waiting a few days to bowl when no one else was around. Rob Kaszuba took charge with a 483 series, but the Ballz only got 1 win against with The Alt-Left. The Alt-Left. Meanwhile, Lefty Ian Goetz and his 444 series help the Left notch 3 victories. Bowl Yer Ballz Off drops 1 spot in the standings to 7th place, while The Alt-Left moves up 1 spot to 2nd.

A sad AJ is consoled by his Grandpa Varnell after losing 3 games to the Nuts.

On lanes 5 & 6: A boisterous JG's Rusty Nuts faced off against an apparently hung over Mustache Cash Stash. Led by Jeremy Varnell and his 443 series, JG's Rusty Nuts trimmed 3 wins off Mustache Cash Stash. Meanwhile, a struggling Michael Mead topped the Cash Stash with a 552 serie. JG's Rusty Nuts climbs 1 spot in the standings to 8th place, while Mustache Cash Stash sinks 3 spots to 4th.

On lanes 7 & 8: NotContra spent a romantic evening humping Less Terra Bowl. Showing how bizarro these past two weeks have been, Jonathan Vigliaturo and his 574 series (including a new personal best game of of 248) took NotContra to 3 wins against Less Terra Bowl. Meanwhile, led by Scott Murdock and his 538 series, Less Terra Bowl could only manage 1 win. NotContra climbs 1 spot in the standings to 3rd place, while Less Terra Bowl remains in 5th.

Finally, down on lanes 9 & 10: Brooklyn Strikers sparred with Roll, Drink, Repeat. Led by Steven Anthony and his 497 series, Brooklyn Strikers split the series with Roll, Drink, Repeat. Meanwhile, led by Sean Simmons and his 525 series, and assisted by new personal best games by both Chantal Jacot (175) and Zach Cross (198), Roll, Drink, Repeat ended the match in a stalemate. Brooklyn Strikers climbs 1 spot in the standings to 6th place, while Roll, Drink, Repeat remains in 10th.

In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Nobody claimed victory in Division 1 (though Seth Gunderson came closest), while Jason Carpio spanked Division 2. Freda Schroeder dominated Division 3, and Brian Orrick claimed victory in Division 4. Finally, Chantal Jacot (Division 4) swept this week's Interdivisional bracket. In terms of overall points: Aaron Barber calls the shots for Division 1; Jason Carpio governs Division 2; Freda Schroeder is in the driver's seat in Division 3; and Conrad Bonney reigns over Division 4.

Bowlers entering The 200 Club include: Freda Schroeder (205), Jonathan Vigliaturo (248), Michael Mead (209), Nick Kinney (201), and Sean Simmons (204)

THIS WEEK'S MVB Freda Schroeder Runner Up: (See Posting)	#1 POWER BOWLER Michael Smith Runner Up: Freda Schroeder	#1 H2H BOWLER Freda Schroeder Runner Up: Brian Orrick
FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE) "Your ball fell out." "Oh, yeah, that happens all the time." Seth Gunderson, then Matthew Taylor, after a loud thud turned out to be Matthew's other ball dropping out from his unzipped ball bag.