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Tightening the Grip

Posted by ScooterJ April 25, 2017 Spring 2017, Week 14 View Score Sheets


Next week is the last week of regular season bowling, and after a season that at first seemed to be heading toward finally letting someone else win for a change, it appears the dark overlords are getting a tighter grasp on yet another victory. Just two weeks left for any of the remaining competition to make a play!

On lanes 1 & 2: Holy Sandbaggers, Batman! found themselves hosting an uncomfortable visit by Frankee's creepy old Uncles. Led by Aubrey Moren and his 507 series, Holy Sandbaggers, Batman! managed only 1 win against Frankee's Uncles. Meanwhile, the unemBrunkered Uncles were led to 3 wins by Carl Goetz and his 651 series. Holy Sandbaggers, Batman! remains in 3rd place, while Frankee's Uncles extends their hold on 1st.

On lanes 3 & 4: Ebowla successfully enplagued Terra Bowler. Led by Sean Miller and his 472 series, Ebowla snagged a feverish 3 wins against Terra Bowler. Meanwhile, weakly led by a sickly Scott Murdock and his 452 series, Terra Bowler could only cough up 1 win before dying. Ebowla climbs 1 spot in the standings to 6th place, while Terra Bowler remains in a very tenuous 5th.

On lanes 5 & 6: Suckeredusintoit finally hit their stride very late in the season at the expense of the responsible half of FYWFK. Led by Dennis Walling and his 599 series, Suckeredusintoit got their first clean sweep of the season, over FYWFK. Meanwhile, led by AJ Hofmann and his 478 series, FYWFK got schooled. Suckeredusintoit remains in 8th place where alas they mathematically must stay, while FYWFK drops 1 spot to 7th.

Finally, down on lanes 7 & 8: Trump's Toupee build a wall around Omaha Hambone. Led by Jeremy Varnell and his 416 series, Trump's Toupee played a few rounds of golf then grabbed 3 wins against the Hambones. Meanwhile, led by Aaron Barber and his 535 series, Omaha Hambone could only manage 1 win. Trump's Toupee remains in 4th place, while Omaha Hambone remains in 2nd.

Only one week is left of the Tournament of Champions regular season. Division 1 is already set as Aaron Barber and Ken Wilson, it's just a matter of who gets 1st and 2nd. Division 2 is down to Scott Murdock, Phil Schroeder, Jonathan Vigliaturo, and potential upset Sean Simmons. Division 3 has Dennis Laube locked in first, with Zach Cross and Freda Schroeder (and potentially Brandon Martinez if he ever bowls again) still in the running. Finally, Division 4 is guaranteed at James Tott and Chantal Jacot, with only their final placement left to be decided.

Bowlers entering The 200 Club this week include: Carl Goetz (210,245) and Dennis Walling (213,214)

See you next week!

THIS WEEK'S MVB


Sean Miller
Runner Up:
(See Posting)

  #1 POWER BOWLER


Dennis Walling
Runner Up:
Carl Goetz

  #1 H2H BOWLER


Dennis Walling
Runner Up:
Carl Goetz

  FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE)
"Why did they put me in the same can as a minnow?"

Charlie the Tuna, unofficial mascot of Omaha Hambone, after getting zipped inside the front of JV's pants.

EXPANDED STANDINGS
Pos. Team name Record Percent Total Pins Change
1 Frankee's Uncles 41-15 .732 31,955 n/a
2 Omaha Hambone 37-19 .661 32,400 n/a
3 Holy Sandbaggers, Batman! 37-19 .661 28,261 n/a
4 Trump's Toupee 27-29 .482 22,486 n/a
5 Terra Bowler 24-32 .429 22,369 n/a
6 Ebowla 23.5-32.5 .420 20,085 +1
7 FYWFK 21-35 .375 19,820 -1
8 Suckeredusintoit 13.5-42.5 .241 17,267 n/a

Top Individual Achievements for Week 14
Men's High Series Scratch Women's High Series Scratch
Carl Goetz - 651
Dennis Walling - 599
Aaron Barber - 535
Jonathan Vigliaturo - 524
Aubrey Moren - 507
Freda Schroeder - 484
JoAnne Barber - 330
Abby Kearns - 323
Chantal Jacot - 270
Men's High Series Handicap Women's High Series Handicap
Dennis Walling - 683
Carl Goetz - 651
Sean Miller - 608
Brandon Darby - 600
James Tott - 594
Freda Schroeder - 601
JoAnne Barber - 570
Chantal Jacot - 550
Abby Kearns - 531
Men's High Game Scratch Women's High Game Scratch
Carl Goetz - 245
Dennis Walling - 214
Aubrey Moren - 195
Aaron Barber - 191
Phil Schroeder - 190
Freda Schroeder - 169
Abby Kearns - 131
JoAnne Barber - 126
Chantal Jacot - 110
Men's High Game Handicap Women's High Game Handicap
Carl Goetz - 245
Dennis Walling - 242
Pat Hamell - 224
James Tott - 221
Zach Cross - 215
Freda Schroeder - 208
JoAnne Barber - 206
Chantal Jacot - 203
Abby Kearns - 200
Men's Pins Over Average Women's Pins Over Average
Dennis Walling - 49
James Tott - 39
Pat Hamell - 38
Carl Goetz - 37
Zach Cross - 30
Chantal Jacot - 27
JoAnne Barber - 26
Freda Schroeder - 18
Abby Kearns - 18 (t)


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