Scoot had a lot he needed to do tonight and didn't have time to write a recap, so this week's update is the automated, computer-generated version. Sorry about that!

First up, on lanes 1 & 2: Terra Bowler exchanged nervous glances with Omaha Hambone. Led by Scott Murdock and his 474 series, Terra Bowler split the series with Omaha Hambone. Meanwhile, led by Kody Karnes and his 594 series, Omaha Hambone ended in a stalemate. Terra Bowler remains in 4th place, while Omaha Hambone remains in 2nd.

'Dead ball on three... dead ball on three.'

On lanes 3 & 4: Trump's Toupee spent a romantic evening with Ebowla. Led by Dustin Schmeltz and his 556 series, Trump's Toupee secured a clean sweep over Ebowla. Meanwhile, led by Sean Simmons and his 410 series, Ebowla got swept. Trump's Toupee climbs 1 spot in the standings to 6th place, while Ebowla remains in 5th.

On lanes 5 & 6: Frankee's Uncles met with Suckeredusintoit. Led by Carl Goetz and his 608 series, Frankee's Uncles secured 3 wins against Suckeredusintoit. Meanwhile, led by Dennis Walling and his 472 series, Suckeredusintoit could only secure 1 win. Frankee's Uncles remains in 1st place, while Suckeredusintoit remains in 8th.

Finally, down on lanes 7 & 8: FYWFK took turns kicking the ball return with Holy Sandbaggers, Batman!. Led by AJ Hofmann and his 457 series, FYWFK managed only 1 win against Holy Sandbaggers, Batman!. Meanwhile, led by Aubrey Moren and his 542 series, Holy Sandbaggers, Batman! secured 3 wins. FYWFK drops 1 spot in the standings to 7th place, while Holy Sandbaggers, Batman! remains in 3rd.

This week in Tournament of Champions, Division 1 was won by still not-quite-placing Aaron Barber, though Kody Karnes advanced into a clean second place. Division 2 saw an also-not-quite-placing AJ Hofmann take the weekly crown, while Jonathan Vigliaturo moved into 2nd. Nobody won Division 3 though Dennis Laube continued extending his lead. Finally, in Division 4, Chantal Jacot won the round and slipped into first place over James Tott.

Bowlers entering The 200 Club this week include: Aaron Barber (213), Aubrey Moren (212), Bob Brunker (202), Carl Goetz (226), Ken M. Wilson (215), Kody Karnes (234,203), and Michael Mead (221)

See you next week!

THIS WEEK'S MVB Scott Murdock Runner Up: (See Posting)	#1 POWER BOWLER Dustin Schmeltz Runner Up: Freda Schroeder	#1 H2H BOWLER Dustin Schmeltz Runner Up: James Tott
FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE) "The whole point of driving is not hitting things." Chantal Jacot, suggesting to Sean Simmons that driving them home might be a better task for him after his uncharacteristically low number of pins hit tonight.