The season is already nearly halfway over, and as we move into next week's position round the only shakeup in the standings is the surprise result of Frankee's Uncles no longer rolling on lanes 1-2 next week.

On lanes 1 & 2: Terra Bowler was even more terrabowler than usual with Dennis Cummings out with a knee injury. Meanwhile Holy Sandbaggers, Batman! got to see their sandbagging pay off. Led by Aubrey Moren and his 613 series, Holy Sandbaggers, Batman! secured a clean sweep over Terra Bowler. Meanwhile, Ben Spencer led the Terra Bowler with a 456 series. Holy Sandbaggers, Batman! climbs 1 spot in the standings to 2nd place, while Terra Bowler remains in 4th.

On lanes 3 & 4: Frankee's Uncles injected themselves with an experimentalEbowla vaccine and found it largely effective. Led by Ken M. Wilson and his 631 series, Frankee's Uncles warded off the infection... mostly. HOWEVER, #1 Power Ranked bowler Sean Simmons caused some mild eye hemorrhaging with his 538 series, enough to land a single win and cause the league's only shake-up as we head into the position round. Ebowla remains in 5th place, while Frankee's Uncles drops 1 spot to 3rd.

On lanes 5 & 6: Suckeredusintoit suckered Trump's Toupee into a false sense of security, much as The Donald suckered his supporters last November. Led by Most Valuable Bowler Dave Wilkinson and his 338 series, Suckeredusintoit secured 3 wins against Trump's Toupee. Meanwhile, led by Pat Hamell and his 397 series, Trump's Toupee could only secure 1 win. Suckeredusintoit climbs 1 spot in the standings to 7th place, while Trump's Toupee drops 1 spot to 8th.

Finally, down on lanes 7 & 8: Omaha Hambone pushed FYWFK down the stairs. Led by Kody Karnes and his 637 series, Omaha Hambone swept FYWFK and sent them tumbling to, well, the same position they were already in. AJ Hofmann led the Kansas to defeat with a 460 series. Omaha Hambone remains in 1st place, while FYWFK remains in 6th.

This week in Tournament of Champions, Kody Karnes leapfrogged into first place in Division 1. Sean Simmons took Division 2 to move into 2nd place. Nobody won Division 3 but Freda Schroeder at least did better than anyone else. Finally, Claire McKeon topped Division 4 to join the 4-way tie for 1st.

Bowlers entering The 200 Club this week include: Aaron Barber (200,209), Aubrey Moren (257,206), Bob Brunker (223), Carl Goetz (204,205), Ken M. Wilson (201,218,212), Kody Karnes (214,215,208), Michael Gordon (212), Michael Mead (235), and Phil Schroeder (202)

Reminder, next week is the mid-season position round so only the subs we have already seen this season can be used. See you next week!

THIS WEEK'S MVB Dave Wilkinson Runner Up: (See Posting)	#1 POWER BOWLER Sean Simmons Runner Up: Michael Mead	#1 H2H BOWLER Michael Mead Runner Up: Ken M. Wilson
FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE) "Honestly, if you can't outrun a float that's moving at 2mph, you should probably removed from the gene pool anyway." Sean Simmons, on the recent rules affecting Snake Saturday and the Brookside St. Patrick's Day Parade that have banned candy from being tossed to children from the floats.