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Off And Rolling

Posted by ScooterJ January 26, 2016 Spring 2016, Week 1 View Score Sheets

The first week of our 33rd season began with lots of laughter and reunions, progressed through lots of beer, and ended with four teams rubbing their sore butts.First up, on lanes 41 & 42, a 404: Team Name Not Found suffering from 50% their normal level of Seans launched the season with a half-rookied Bowies In Space. Led by Scott Murdock and his 479 series, Team Name Not Found managed only 1 win against Bowies In Space. Meanwhile, Aaron Barber and his 607 series led Bowies In Space to 3 wins before floating off in a tin can. 404: Team Name Not Found debuts in 6th place, while Bowies In Space debuts in 2nd.

On lanes 43 & 44 Bowlgasmic had a rendezvous with Holy Sandbaggers, Batman!. Kody Karnes led Bowlgasmic with a controversial 612 series (the lanes shut off as he was making his final roll, which may have distracted him and affected the outcome) to 1 win against Holy Sandbaggers, Batman!. On the other side of the ball return, a definitely not sandbagging Phil Schroeder dominated Holy Sandbaggers, Batman! with a 522 series to gain 3 wins. Bowlgasmic debuts in 5th place, while Holy Sandbaggers, Batman! debuts in 3rd.

On lanes 45 & 46, a Russelly-reinvigorated Split It & Hit It received an unsolicited Glory Bowl visit. Led by Russell Bingham and his 553 series, Split It & Hit It secured 3 wins against Glory Bowl. Led by Tim Deddens and his 409 series, the half-present Glory Bowl (missing its Fingers) could only penetrated one victory. Split It & Hit It begins the season in 4th place, while Glory Bowl starts in 7th.

Finally, down on lanes 47 & 4, Fallop Ian took turns kicking the ball return with Split Sisters. Led by visiting namesake Ian Goetz and his 588 series, Fallop Ian secured a clean sweep over Split Sisters. With their backs against the far wall, Amber Waddle ruled the Sisters with her 375 series, but couldn't get any wins out of it. Fallop Ian begins in 1st place, sigh, while Split Sisters starts in 8th.

Bowlers inaugurating this season's 200 Club this week include: Aaron Barber (246,201), Carl Goetz (215), Dennis Blake (239), Ian Goetz (214), Kody Karnes (236), Michael Gordon (226), and Phil Schroeder (213)See you next Tuesday!

THIS WEEK'S MVB


Dennis Laube
Runner Up:
(See Posting)

  #1 POWER BOWLER


Aaron Barber
Runner Up:
Kody Karnes

  #1 H2H BOWLER


Ian Goetz
Runner Up:
Russell Bingham

  FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE)
"You got them off Facebook? Stalker! Frikkin' creeper!"

Leslie Patton, as well as the rest of the Split Sisters, after they asked Scoot where he got pictures of them.

EXPANDED STANDINGS
Pos. Team name Record Percent Total Pins Change
1 Fallop Ian 4-0 1.000 2,108 n/a
2 Bowies In Space 3-1 .750 2,098 n/a
3 Holy Sandbaggers, Batman! 3-1 .750 1,896 n/a
4 Split It & Hit It 3-1 .750 1,765 n/a
5 Bowlgasmic 1-3 .250 1,895 n/a
6 404: Team Name Not Found 1-3 .250 1,490 n/a
7 Glory Bowl 1-3 .250 1,468 n/a
8 Split Sisters 0-4 .000 1,299 n/a
Top Individual Achievements for Week 1
Men's High Series Scratch Women's High Series Scratch
Kody Karnes - 612
Aaron Barber - 607
Ian Goetz - 588
Carl Goetz - 554
Russell Bingham - 553
Angela Bradford - 433
Freda Schroeder - 381
Amber Waddle - 375
Michelle Shoemaker - 374
Angie Betts - 365
Men's High Series Handicap Women's High Series Handicap
Kody Karnes - 612
Aaron Barber - 607
Ian Goetz - 597
Carl Goetz - 592
Russell Bingham - 591
Angela Bradford - 567
Michelle Shoemaker - 556
Freda Schroeder - 556 (t)
Amber Waddle - 555
Angie Betts - 554
Men's High Game Scratch Women's High Game Scratch
Aaron Barber - 246
Dennis Blake - 239
Kody Karnes - 236
Michael Gordon - 226
Carl Goetz - 215
Angela Bradford - 162
Amber Waddle - 140
Angie Betts - 136
Freda Schroeder - 134
Michelle Shoemaker - 130
Men's High Game Handicap Women's High Game Handicap
Dennis Blake - 255
Michael Gordon - 247
Aaron Barber - 246
Kody Karnes - 236
Phil Schroeder - 233
Angela Bradford - 206
Amber Waddle - 200
Angie Betts - 199
Freda Schroeder - 192
Michelle Shoemaker - 190
Men's Pins Over Average Women's Pins Over Average
Dennis Blake - 60
Michael Gordon - 53
Aaron Barber - 44
Dustin Schmeltz - 40
Phil Schroeder - 39
Angela Bradford - 18
Angie Betts - 15
Amber Waddle - 15 (t)
Leslie Patton - 14
Freda Schroeder - 7
Michelle Shoemaker - 6


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