Due to Scoot being extremely busy with work, this week's writeup will be almost entirely computer-generated. However, there's a few noteworthy items to call out...First up, on lanes 41 & 42: Sponsored By Rogue faced off against Gimme Headpin. Led by Seth Gunderson and his 685 series, Sponsored By Rogue managed only 1 win against Gimme Headpin. Led by Kody Karnes and his 706 series, Gimme Headpin secured 3 wins. Sponsored By Rogue remains in 3rd place, while Gimme Headpin remains in 2nd.  This was Seth's new personal best series, besting the 668 he rolled a little over a year ago. This also also included Kody's new personal best game, a 278.On lanes 43 & 44: Squirtin' Tunas faced off against Amazeballs. Led by Aaron Barber and his 639 series, Squirtin' Tunas split the series with Amazeballs. Led by Ryan Doll and his 582 series, Amazeballs ended in a stalemate. Squirtin' Tunas remains in 5th place, while Amazeballs remains in 1st.

On lanes 45 & 46: Split It & Hit It faced off against 10 Pins 10 Balls. Led by Dennis Blake and his 544 series, Split It & Hit It managed only 1 win against 10 Pins 10 Balls. Led by Aubrey Moren and his 580 series, 10 Pins 10 Balls secured 3 wins. Split It & Hit It remains in 6th place, while 10 Pins 10 Balls remains in 4th. A bonus tidbit from this game, Dennis "Pops" Laube got credited with his 1,000th win in our league tonight, becoming only the second bowler to reach that threshhold. On another note, I noticed I completely missed calling out Freda Schroeder for passing her 1,000th league game earlier this season. Congratulations to both of you!Finally, down on lanes 47 & 48: Ballz Out faced off against The Pin is Mightier. Led by Chadwick Andrews and his 527 series, Ballz Out secured a clean sweep over The Pin is Mightier. Led by AJ Hofmann and his 479 series, The Pin is Mightier got swept. Ballz Out remains in 8th place, while The Pin is Mightier remains in 7th. First off, what new strain is Ballz Out smoking???? Ballz Out has won 11 of their last 12 games and is poised to possibly climb out of last place next week! Furthermore, Chadwick's series included a new personal best game of 221, beating his previous record of 213 rolled during the Fall 2013 championship week.This week in Tournament of Champions, Aaron Barber won Division 1... again... and continues to extend his first place lead. Seth Gunderson won Division 2 to join a tie for second place. Freda Schroeder won Division 3 and remains in second, while Angela Bradford broke a massive tie to slip into second. Finally, Michael Smith won Division 4 to take over first place.Bowlers in The 200 Club this week include: Aaron Barber (204,241), Angela Bradford (201), Aubrey Moren (225), Chadwick Andrews (221), Cliff Barendsen (210), Dennis Laube (202), Ian Goetz (204), Kody Karnes (210,218,278), Phil Schroeder (225), Rob Kaszuba (213), Ryan Doll (225), and Seth Gunderson (244,205,236)See you next Tuesday!

THIS WEEK'S MVB Josh Eithun Runner Up: (See Posting)	#1 POWER BOWLER Seth Gunderson Runner Up: Kody Karnes	#1 H2H BOWLER Seth Gunderson Runner Up: Aaron Barber
FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE) "His attempt to rub it out only made it look hairier." An AMF employee, who will go unnamed, on seeing Cliff's penis* last week. *His drawing of one on his score sheet, that is.

Pos.	Team name	Record	Percent	Total Pins	Change
1	Amazeballs	35.5-12.5	.740	24,854	n/a
2	Gimme Headpin	30-18	.625	29,204	n/a
3	Sponsored By Rogue	26-22	.542	27,710	n/a
4	10 Pins 10 Balls	25-23	.521	25,189	n/a
5	Squirtin' Tunas	22-26	.458	24,674	n/a
6	Split It & Hit It	20-28	.417	19,348	n/a
7	The Pin is Mightier	16-32	.333	19,606	n/a
8	Ballz Out	14.5-33.5	.302	18,494	n/a

Men's High Series Scratch	Women's High Series Scratch
Kody Karnes - 706 Seth Gunderson - 685 Aaron Barber - 639 Ryan Doll - 582 Aubrey Moren - 580	Angela Bradford - 551 Freda Schroeder - 477
Men's High Series Handicap	Women's High Series Handicap
Seth Gunderson - 713 Kody Karnes - 706 Aaron Barber - 663 Chadwick Andrews - 642 Dennis Laube - 619	Angela Bradford - 618 Freda Schroeder - 570
Men's High Game Scratch	Women's High Game Scratch
Kody Karnes - 278 Seth Gunderson - 244 Aaron Barber - 241 Ryan Doll - 225 Phil Schroeder - 225 (t) Aubrey Moren - 225 (t) Chadwick Andrews - 221	Angela Bradford - 201 Freda Schroeder - 173
Men's High Game Handicap	Women's High Game Handicap
Kody Karnes - 278 Chadwick Andrews - 259 Seth Gunderson - 253 Aaron Barber - 249 Phil Schroeder - 241	Angela Bradford - 223 Freda Schroeder - 204
Men's Pins Over Average	Women's Pins Over Average
Chadwick Andrews - 69 Kody Karnes - 63 Seth Gunderson - 56 Aaron Barber - 51 Rob Kaszuba - 46 Phil Schroeder - 46 (t)	Angela Bradford - 29 Freda Schroeder - 12