Tonight's lead story should have been all about Ballz Out tripling their win record in the past two weeks. But then something happened against the far wall. But before we get to that...First up, on lanes 41 & 42: Where has Ballz Out been all season? After suffering one of the worst starts in league history, they have enjoyed back to back weeks of victories. Cliff Barendsen, rolling his ball entirely with his exposed scrotum, whipped out a 514 series to crush the opposition 3-1. Todd Way tried to defend Split It & Hit It with his 514 series, but when you have that sac waving in your face even one win is miraculous. While Ballz Out gained substantial ground, neither team moved in the standings.On lanes 43 & 44: 10 Pins 10 Balls faced off against The Pin is Mightier. Led by an unusually inconsistent Aubrey Moren and his 586 series (including a 255 game), 10 Pins 10 Balls secured a clean sweep over The Pin is Mightier. This week's Least Valuable Bowler, Scott Murdock, "led" his team to abject defeat with his pathetic 444 series. (It's likely Dan Imperial may choose not to return from Europe when he reads this post.) 10 Pins 10 Balls climbs 1 spot in the standings to 4th place, while The Pin is Mightier remains in 7th.On lanes 45 & 46: In what was the closest thing we had to an evenly-matched matchup this evening, Sponsored By Rogue faced off against Squirtin' Tunas. Led by Carl Goetz and his 654 series and assisted by a Most Valuable Bowler performance by Jonathan Vigliaturo, Sponsored By Rogue secured 3 wins against Squirtin' Tunas. Meanwhile #1 Power-Ranked bowler Aaron Barber countered with a 663 series, to reel in 1 win for the Tuna. Sponsored By Rogue remains in 3rd place, while Squirtin' Tunas drops 1 spot to 5th.Finally, down on lanes 47 & 48: Gimme Headpin faced off against Amazeballs. Led by Brian Coe and his 715 series, Gimme Headpin secured 3 wins against Amazeballs. Led by Ryan Doll and his 572 series, Amazeballs could only secure 1 win. Gimme Headpin remains in 2nd place, while Amazeballs remains in 1st.That last paragraph was the computer-generated version of the matchup text, which is what I'm going with since video is worth a thousand words to describe what else happened...

That's right, Brian Coe became the second bowler in VML League history to roll a perfect game, following in the footsteps of David Codding. Congratulations, Brian!  (Even though you managed to not get MVB, nor #1 Power Rank, nor win your division in the Tournament of Champions...   )

The 300 is not without controversy, as the league's resident pharmacist discovered performance-enhancing drugs left behind after "Gimme Headpin" departed the lanes.

This week in Tournament of Champions, Carl Goetz conquered Division 1, knocking his least-favorite begotten son out of 2nd place. Rob Kaszuba won Division 2, again, and continues to run away with it. Jonathan Vigliaturo won Division 3 to join the three-way for 2nd place, and Jake Parrott won Division 4 to knock Michael Smith out of 1st.Bowlers in The 200 Club this week include: Aaron Barber (226,227,210), Aubrey Moren (255), Brian Coe (300,213,202), Carl Goetz (246,209), Ian Goetz (212,243), Jonathan Vigliaturo (207), Kody Karnes (211,221,231), Michael Gordon (221), Ryan Doll (237), Seth Gunderson (214), and Todd Way (215)Bowlers muscling their way into The 300 Club this week include: Brian Coe (300). (Yes, now that this has a second member, it's a thing now. It's been sitting there for nearly 3 years waiting to be used!)Can those of you who still haven't paid for any of your bowling at all yet PLEASE start paying so Scoot stops getting in trouble with the front office?See you all next week!

THIS WEEK'S MVB Jonathan Vigliaturo Runner Up: (See Posting)	#1 POWER BOWLER Aaron Barber Runner Up: Brian Coe	#1 H2H BOWLER Aaron Barber Runner Up: Jonathan Vigliaturo
FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE) "Obviously you're not a golfer." The Dude, on Brian Coe's perfect 300 game.

Pos.	Team name	Record	Percent	Total Pins	Change
1	Amazeballs	33.5-10.5	.761	22,819	n/a
2	Gimme Headpin	27-17	.614	26,728	n/a
3	Sponsored By Rogue	25-19	.568	25,462	n/a
4	10 Pins 10 Balls	22-22	.500	23,041	+1
5	Squirtin' Tunas	20-24	.455	22,637	-1
6	Split It & Hit It	19-25	.432	17,537	n/a
7	The Pin is Mightier	16-28	.364	17,951	n/a
8	Ballz Out	10.5-33.5	.239	16,660	n/a

Men's High Series Scratch	Women's High Series Scratch
Brian Coe - 715 Aaron Barber - 663 Kody Karnes - 663 (t) Carl Goetz - 654 Ian Goetz - 641 Jonathan Vigliaturo - 589	Freda Schroeder - 483 Angela Bradford - 449 Alison Radke - 379
Men's High Series Handicap	Women's High Series Handicap
Brian Coe - 715 Aaron Barber - 694 Jonathan Vigliaturo - 670 Kody Karnes - 663 Carl Goetz - 654	Freda Schroeder - 576 Alison Radke - 542 Angela Bradford - 511
Men's High Game Scratch	Women's High Game Scratch
Brian Coe - 300 Aubrey Moren - 255 Carl Goetz - 246 Ian Goetz - 243 Ryan Doll - 237	Freda Schroeder - 171 Angela Bradford - 168 Alison Radke - 146
Men's High Game Handicap	Women's High Game Handicap
Brian Coe - 300 Aubrey Moren - 262 Todd Way - 246 Carl Goetz - 246 (t) Ian Goetz - 243 Michael Gordon - 238	Freda Schroeder - 202 Alison Radke - 200 Angela Bradford - 188
Men's Pins Over Average	Women's Pins Over Average
Brian Coe - 85 Aubrey Moren - 64 Todd Way - 54 Ian Goetz - 44 Josh Eithun - 43 Michael Gordon - 43 (t)	Alison Radke - 14 Freda Schroeder - 10