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The 11th Frame: Week 2, Spring 2013

Posted by Ken On January - 30 - 2013ADD COMMENTS

The second installment of "The 11th Frame" features some established bowlers establishing themselves even moreso across the league's ever-growing collection of Top 25s. As you probably saw in this week's write-up, Andy McLeod and Murder, He Wrote basically owned the night...but there's something else he did as well. Wondering what else happened that you probably didn't know about? Check this out:INDIVIDUALS: Read the rest of this entry »

Murder, They Wrote

Posted by Ken On January - 29 - 20134 COMMENTS

On a cold, rainy January night, the second week of the Spring 2013 season made its way into the books. Easily the most volatile of any given season, the second week starts to see the beginning of averages settling somewhat – making teams that bowled really well last week vulnerable and giving teams that sandbagged a shot to move up. One team, however, has quickly established themselves as a force within the league and rocketed out to a 7-1 start. If they can maintain this momentum, look out everyone.After taking a drubbing last week, only two members of Three Strikes and You're Out! crawled back onto the lanes to do battle once again. Fortunately for them, they caught Ballz Out crashing and burning from their high-average start from last week. With anchor Angela Bradford leading the way with a 488 series, Three Strikes managed to chalk up a win in Game #1 before dropping the second contest in a tight 10th frame finish that ultimately went to Ballz Out. Returning to form in Game #3, Three Strikes took it – as well as total pins – to end the night with a 3-1 matchup victory. Hall of Famer Scott "Scooter J" Murdock – declared before the season to be a "diamond in the rough" by teammate Cliff Barendsen – led the Ballz in the losing effort with his 553 series. Three Strikes and You're Out! move up one spot into 4th while Ballz Out drops two into 8th place.There's something going on down on Lanes 43-44. After all was said and done, the only sweep last week was dished out on those lanes...and it was repeated again this week as Murder, He Wrote put a 4-0 smack down on the Dragon Balls. With only four pins of handicap separating the two teams, Murder came out firing with no intention of looking back in the nearly dead-even matchup. Leading the team was anchor Bill Krejci, with his 588 series and an incredible performance by Andy McLeod – this week's Most Valuable Bowler as well as #1 Power Ranked bowler. Despite solid output, including a 601 from anchor Ryan Doll, the Dragon Balls simply couldn't help but to succumb to the current league leaders. Murder, He Wrote jumps three spots up to sit atop the league standings with a well-deserved 7-1 start while Dragon Balls roar three spots down into 6th place.Last week, Split It and Hit It took it on the chin and dropped three games. This week they reversed it against opponents Will Strike if Provoked. With team captain Matt Bunyard leading his team with a 489 series (and raising his average 14 pins in the process!), Split It emphatically took Game #1 by 150 pins. Will Strike narrowed the gap in Game #2 but still lost it, by only 13 pins. It wasn't until Game #3 that the tides were turned – mainly by Provoked's anchor Aubrey Moren shooting a 204, ending with a 508 series – allowing the team to defeat Split It and Hit it. Total pins still went to Split It, who climbed up two spots into 5th place with their 3-1 matchup victory. Will Strike if Provoked, with their lone win, slip one spot down into 2nd place.After throwing two of the highest games in league history last week, we all knew that Snakes on a Lane was going to get their asses kicked. Lining them up – and beating them down this week – was the primed and ready to go Brunk Enough to Dowl. With Kody Karnes leading the way with his 483 series, the Dowlers stomped on the Snakes by 99 in Game #1 and 101 in Game #2. As was the case last week, though, the Snakes put out their best effort in Game #3 and came away with a resounding victory to stave off being swept. Total pins was easily wrapped up by Brunk Enough, who hop up one spot into 7th while Snakes on a Lane slither one spot down into 3rd place. Bowlers glad that it's raining rather than snowing in The 200 Club this week include: Aubrey Moren (204), Bill Krejci (207, 204), Cory Chorpenning (212), Ian Goetz (239), Ken M. Wilson (210, 205, 225), Neil Rieger (207), Ryan Doll (215), and Scott Murdock (206, 209).Even though there is just one more week of qualifying before Tournament of Champions officially gets underway, you can see how the divisions would be laid out if it started right now. Is it just me or can anyone else not believe that our very own Scott Murdock is in Division 1?!? We're still looking for people to submit their nominations for this season's Hall of Fame induction. It'll only take a minute of your time to go in and write some kind words about your favorite of the 59 bowlers currently eligible for induction. See you next Tuesday!

THIS WEEK'S MVB


Andy McLeod
Runner Up:
(See Posting)

  #1 POWER BOWLER


Andy McLeod
Runner Up:
Matt Bunyard

  #1 H2H BOWLER


Andy McLeod
Runner Up:
Matt Bunyard

  FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE)
"Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't hear you...you had a penis in your mouth."

Andy McLeod, talking trash to Ryan Doll during the rout.

EXPANDED STANDINGS
Pos. Team name Record Percent Total Pins Change
1 Murder, He Wrote 7-1 .875 4,261 +3
2 Will Strike If Provoked 5-3 .625 3,959 -1
3 Snakes on a Lane 4-4 .500 4,800 -1
4 Three Strikes and You're Out! 4-4 .500 3,810 +1
5 Split It and Hit It 4-4 .500 3,130 +2
6 Dragon Balls 3-5 .375 4,154 -3
7 Brunk Enough to Dowl 3-5 .375 3,222 +1
8 Ballz Out 2-6 .250 3,632 -2
Top Individual Achievements for Week 2
Men's High Series Scratch Women's High Series Scratch
Ken Wilson - 640
Ryan Doll - 601
Bill Krejci - 588
Ian Goetz - 585
Andy McLeod - 554
Angela Bradford - 488
Anita Osthoff - 479
Freda Schroeder - 459
Sarah Lynch - 336
Men's High Series Handicap Women's High Series Handicap
Andy McLeod - 690
Matt Bunyard - 645
Ken Wilson - 640
Phil Schroeder - 623
Jonathan Vigliaturo - 617
Sarah Lynch - 585
Freda Schroeder - 571
Angela Bradford - 560
Anita Osthoff - 553
Men's High Game Scratch Women's High Game Scratch
Ian Goetz - 239
Ken Wilson - 225
Ryan Doll - 215
Cory Chorpenning - 212
Scott Murdock - 209
Freda Schroeder - 179
Anita Osthoff - 176
Angela Bradford - 168
Sarah Lynch - 131
Men's High Game Handicap Women's High Game Handicap
Andy McLeod - 244
Ian Goetz - 239
Neil Rieger - 236
Phil Schroeder - 235
Eric Lynch - 232
Freda Schroeder - 216
Sarah Lynch - 214
Anita Osthoff - 200
Angela Bradford - 192
Men's Pins Over Average Women's Pins Over Average
Andy McLeod - 56
Michael Smith - 51
Phil Schroeder - 46
Neil Rieger - 44
Eric Lynch - 44 (t)
Stephan Miller - 34
Sarah Lynch - 35
Freda Schroeder - 26
Anita Osthoff - 7

The 11th Frame: Week 1, Spring 2013

Posted by Ken On January - 28 - 20132 COMMENTS

With the start of a new season, we here at GutterAlley.com decided to create a new feature on the site to showcase something we've never really done in the past – highlighting various milestones that bowlers in our league have accomplished throughout their individual careers as compared to the rest of the league throughout its long history. Sure, we've done a slew of Top 25s but we thought it would be cool to call these events out as they happen. So, with that, sit back and (hopefully) enjoy our first edition of The 11th Frame. Special thanks goes out to Jonathan Vigliaturo for the naming idea!As you probably saw in this week's write-up, we had quite a few impressive performances thrown but what else happened that you probably didn't know about? Check this out...INDIVIDUALS: Read the rest of this entry »

Colossal Debuts

Posted by Ken On January - 23 - 20132 COMMENTS

Last season was, without a doubt, the strongest season we've ever seen in league history. If the first week of this season is any indicator, the Spring 2013 season may give it a run for its money. Twelve different people shot a total of seventeen 200+ games to kick this season off while almost a third of the season debuted with averages of 180 or higher. Whew.Before we get started, GutterAlley wants to wish a special welcome to the newest recruit to the league – Kody Karnes, Stephan Miller, Will Pracht, and Bryan Mohr! Hopefully we didn't scare you guys away...yet.Only two of the four defending champions from last season – Ken M. Wilson and Cory Chorpenning – returned this season and are now members of the appropriately named Snakes on a Lane. With three of the four team members setting 200+ averages, led by this week's #1 Power Ranked bowler Ian Goetz and his league leading 682 series, the team coasted to a 3-1 matchup victory over opponents Split It and Hit It. Split It's Matt Bunyard led the team with a 405 series and kick their season off in 7th place. The Snakes slither their way into 2nd place.Down a pair of lanes, Will Strike if Provoked must have felt they were being harassed by opponents Brunk Enough to Dowl as they leapt out to a perfect 4-0 start. With anchor Aubrey Moren's 592 series leading the way – and help from this week's Most Valuable Bowler Phil Schroeder – the Provoked debut this season in 1st place. Brunk Enough, led by rookie sensation Kody Karnes and his 500 series, have no place to go but up as they start their season in 8th place after failing to secure their first victory.The two teams that will more than likely prove to be the most fun opponents to face all season started their title runs facing one another. Murder, He Wrote (last season's Bobby Belt and The Facebook Friends) laced up to beat down opponents Three Strikes and You're Out! 3-1 in their first week of league action. Murder, led by Seth Gunderson and his 585 series, nearly came away with a clean sweep but faltered in the 10th frame. Three Strikes' Bob Brunker showed up just in time with his 211 in Game #3 – and team leading 542 series – to stave off Murder and secure their lone win of the night. Murder, He Wrote starts the season in 4th while Three Strikes just behind them in 5th place.On lanes 47 & 48, last season's 2nd place finishers showed up retuned as Dragon Balls in the hopes of making another run at the top matchup in the Finals. With anchor Ryan Doll leading the way with his 619 series, the Balls bumped balls with Ballz Out en route to a 3-1 win and a start in 3rd place. The Ballz' anchor – and last season's Rookie of the Season winner – Cliff Barendsen came out firing with a 552 series to lead his team in their initial outing, winning Game #3, and starting the Spring session in 6th place. Bowlers jamming into the over-crowded 200 Club on the first night of the league include: Angela Bradford (204), Anita Osthoff (203), Aubrey Moren (213), Bill Krejci (254), Bob Brunker (211), Carl Goetz (258), Cliff Barendsen (202), Ian Goetz (244, 203, 235), Ken M. Wilson (203, 202, 259), Ryan Doll (215, 233), Scott Murdock (219), and Seth Gunderson (224).Even though it won't be until the end of Week #3 when the divisions are set, you can tentatively see how things would be set in the Tournament of Champions seeding if we only went with tonight's scores. The brackets will make their debut in Week #4.The infamous Predictions call for a crazy week in Week #2, with our very own soothsayer Murdock the Kinda Good At Times calling for Three Strikes and You're Out! to give up three to Ballz Out; the Dragon Balls will scorch Murder, He Wrote in a clean sweep; Will Strike if Provoked will split with Split It and Hit It; and Brunk Enough to Dowl will bounce back with a 4-0 victory over Snakes on a Lane. Will any or all of this come true? Well, we'll just have to wait until next week to find out.Last but certainly not least, nominations are now being accepted for this season's GutterAlley Hall of Fame enshrinee. Four new bowlers have been made eligible this season bringing the total to 59 past and present rollers, one of which will find their way into the Hall at the end of this season. Why not spend a few minutes and nominate someone today! There is no limit to the number of eligible bowlers you can nominate. The winner this season will be the 8th person inducted joining fellow Hall of Famers Angela Bradford, Freda Schroeder, Scott Murdock, Ken M. Wilson, Carl Goetz, Bob Brunker, and David Codding.See you next Tuesday!

THIS WEEK'S MVB


Phil Schroeder
Runner Up:
(See Posting)

  #1 POWER BOWLER


Ian Goetz
Runner Up:
Ken Wilson

  #1 H2H BOWLER


Ian Goetz
Runner Up:
Aubrey Moren

  FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE)
"In honor of good sportsmanship and all that, gentlemen, I say 'fuck you' and goodnight!"

Mark DeVoe, after getting blown out by 413 pins scratch by Snakes on a Lane in Game #3.

EXPANDED STANDINGS
Pos. Team name Record Percent Total Pins Change
1 Will Strike If Provoked 4-0 1.000 1,989 n/a
2 Snakes on a Lane 3-1 .750 2,490 n/a
3 Dragon Balls 3-1 .750 2,052 n/a
4 Murder, He Wrote 3-1 .750 2,037 n/a
5 Three Strikes and You're Out! 1-3 .250 1,931 n/a
6 Ballz Out 1-3 .250 1,896 n/a
7 Split It and Hit It 1-3 .250 1,443 n/a
8 Brunk Enough to Dowl 0-4 .000 1,549 n/a
Top Individual Achievements for Week 1
Men's High Series Scratch Women's High Series Scratch
Ian Goetz - 682
Ken Wilson - 664
Ryan Doll - 619
Carl Goetz - 605
Aubrey Moren - 592
Angela Bradford - 510
Anita Osthoff - 507
Freda Schroeder - 459
Sabrina Gray - 372
Sarah Lynch - 288
Men's High Series Handicap Women's High Series Handicap
Ian Goetz - 682
Ken Wilson - 664
Ryan Doll - 619
Carl Goetz - 605
Aubrey Moren - 599
Angela Bradford - 582
Anita Osthoff - 581
Freda Schroeder - 571
Sabrina Gray - 554
Sarah Lynch - 537
Men's High Game Scratch Women's High Game Scratch
Ken Wilson - 259
Carl Goetz - 258
Bill Krejci - 254
Ian Goetz - 244
Ryan Doll - 233
Angela Bradford - 204
Anita Osthoff - 203
Freda Schroeder - 171
Sabrina Gray - 145
Sarah Lynch - 106
Men's High Game Handicap Women's High Game Handicap
Bill Krejci - 262
Ken Wilson - 259
Carl Goetz - 258
Ian Goetz - 244
Scott Murdock - 237
Angela Bradford - 228
Anita Osthoff - 227
Freda Schroeder - 208
Sabrina Gray - 205
Sarah Lynch - 189
Men's Pins Over Average Women's Pins Over Average
Bill Krejci - 64
Carl Goetz - 57
Scott Murdock - 42
Will Pracht - 39
Ken Wilson - 38
Anita Osthoff - 34
Angela Bradford - 34 (t)
Sabrina Gray - 21
Freda Schroeder - 18
Sarah Lynch - 10

Welcome to the Spring 2013 Season!

Posted by Ken On January - 22 - 2013ADD COMMENTS

With the holiday season behind us and everyone back to the grind, it's time to make Tuesday nights fun again as the Spring 2013 season of GutterAlley action gets underway tonight.This season will feature three new recruits making their debut this season! A special welcome to rookies WIll Pracht, Kody Karnes, and Stephan Miller. Former sub Bryan Mohr has joined the league as a full-fledged member, bringing our total to four for those running for Rookie of the Season. Enjoy, gentlemen! START DATE: Tuesday, January 22nd at 6:20PM (league bowling starts at 6:30 after ten minutes of practice)LOCATION: NKC Pro Bowl, 505 East 18th Avenue, North Kansas City, MO 64116. Anyone that has been in the league pretty much knows everything else that's about to be told but, just in case you are bored and/or need a refresher, here's the GutterAlley 101 so that you know what to expect in our league: Read the rest of this entry »

Spring Sessions Begins January 22nd

Posted by Ken On January - 14 - 2013ADD COMMENTS

The 27th season of GutterAlley action will commence on Tuesday, January 22nd. Are you ready to throw down?Here's the official information, which most of you already know:Starts: January 22nd at 6:30pm (practice starting at 6:20)Ends: May 14th (total of 17 weeks)Cost: $14 per week, does NOT include the cost of rental shoes (full-time VMLers will tentatively pay only $8/week)Location: NKC Pro-BowlWe're still trying to round out the roster so if you know if anyone interested, please let us know. As always, you can check out how this session is starting to take shape by checking out Recruitment Central.

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