The seventh week of Fall 2009 saw three teams climb in the standings, while two teams slipped. Two bowlers set a new personal best series, and one rolled new personal high game. Andrea Caudillo picked up this week's high game (189) and series (465) for the women, while Ken M. Wilson earned this week's high game (257) and series (733) for the men. Read on for all the rest of the details!
First up, on lanes 19 & 20: Chicks With Balls accepted a challenge by Split Happens. Blessed by Andrea Caudillo with her above-average 465 series, the Chicks split the series with Split Happens. While that was going down, James Long oversaw Split Happens with his 476 as they matched their opponent in wins. Chicks With Balls remains in 9th place, while Split Happens remain in 10th.
On lanes 21 & 22: Ebowla alternated between bowling and dry humping BOWLSH!T. Highlighting the skills of Jason Carpio with his 534 series, Ebowla collected 3 wins against BOWLSH!T. As for the opposition, Kelly Sands laid down the law in BOWLSH!T with his 402 despite his team notching only a single win. Ebowla leaps 1 spot in the standings to 5th place, while BOWLSH!T remains in 8th.
On lanes 23 & 24: BILFs deliberately ate cheese sticks in front of WWJB. Showcasing Scott Murdock with his above-average 539 series, BILFs celebrated a clean sweep over WWJB. In the midst of this, Dave Winger mastered WWJB with his below-average 384 despite his team getting swept. BILFs leap 1 spot in the standings to 4th place, while WWJB plunges 2 spots to 6th.
On lanes 25 & 26: Rollin' J's had a rendezvous with No Pinheads. In spite of top-billing by David Parre with his 507 series, Rollin' J's accomplished only 1 win against No Pinheads. Simultaneously, Pat Searcy shined in No Pinheads with his 586 as his team took the series with 3 wins. Rollin' J's remains in 7th place, while No Pinheads move 1 spot to 2nd.
Finally, down on lanes 27 & 28: Sweep The Leg, Johnny faced off against Quick Release. Starring trifecta-winner (#1 Head-to-Head, #1 Power-Ranked, and Most Valuable Bowler) Ken M. Wilson and his thrilling 733 series, Sweep The Leg celebrated a clean sweep over Quick Release. In the meantime, Ryan Doll ruled Quick Release with his 566 despite his team getting swept. Sweep The Leg, Johnny remains in 1st place, while Quick Release sinks 1 spot to 3rd.
Bowlers who stripped naked and shared a cozy hottub together in a back room at The 200 Club include: Adam Messner (215), David Parre (209), John Boren (237,200,215), Ken M. Wilson (238,257,238), Pat Searcy (223,204), Ryan Doll (202), and Scott Murdock (213)
A new personal high game was set tonight by Adam Messner (215, previous best 195). In addition, new personal best series were rolled by Ken M. Wilson (733, previous best 695) and Scott Murdock (539, previous best 533). Adding to the excitement, the 733 rolled by Ken M. Wilson is this season's new high series for men.
The 733 rolled by Ken M. Wilson is the new 2nd-best series in league history!
In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Ken M. Wilson made quick work of Division 1, while Scott Murdock shut down Division 2. Kelly Sands triumphed over his enemies in Division 3, and Amanda Duncan ruled Division 4. Finally, James Long (Division 1) spanked this week's Interdivisional bracket. In terms of overall points: Pat Searcy runs the show in Division 1; Aubrey Moren leads Division 2; AJ Hofmann holds the reins in Division 3; and Amanda Duncan calls the shots for Division 4.
NEXT WEEK:
- First, on lanes 19&20, 2nd-place No Pinheads will throw some gutter balls with 8th-place BOWLSH!T (hcp 116). No Pinheads are expected to perform well and win the series; while BOWLSH!T is forecast to raise their average even as they avoid getting swept.
- Moving to lanes 21&22, 3rd-place Quick Release will chill with 4th-place BILFs (hcp 91). Quick Release might maintain their current strength as they win the series; while BILFs ought to raise their average even as they avoid getting swept.
- Then, over on lanes 23&24, 9th-place Chicks With Balls will test their mettle against 7th-place Rollin' J's (hcp 17). The Chicks will likely roll decently and win the series; while Rollin' J's will probably raise their average even as they avoid getting swept.
- Next up, on lanes 25&26, 1st-place Sweep The Leg, Johnny will tussle with 10th-place Split Happens (hcp 172). Sweep The Leg might perform well and sweep the series; while Split Happens ought to raise their average even as they endure a rough night.
- Finally, on lanes 27&28, 5th-place Ebowla will chuck some balls with 6th-place WWJB (hcp 21). Ebowla is predicted to perform well and win the series; while WWJB is anticipated to drop their average a bit while they avoid getting swept.
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THIS WEEK'S MVB
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#1 POWER BOWLER
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#1 H2H BOWLER
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FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE)
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| Pos. | Team name | Record | Percent | Total Pins | Change |
| 1 | Sweep The Leg, Johnny | 27-1 | .964 | 15,464 | n/a |
| 2 | No Pinheads | 19-9 | .679 | 13,873 | +1 |
| 3 | Quick Release | 18-10 | .643 | 13,689 | -1 |
| 4 | BILFs | 15-13 | .536 | 11,274 | +1 |
| 5 | Ebowla | 14-14 | .500 | 10,360 | +1 |
| 6 | WWJB | 12-16 | .429 | 10,860 | -2 |
| 7 | Rollin' J's | 12-16 | .429 | 9,423 | n/a |
| 8 | BOWLSH!T | 10-18 | .357 | 10,559 | n/a |
| 9 | Chicks With Balls | 9-19 | .321 | 10,045 | n/a |
| 10 | Split Happens | 4-24 | .143 | 9,207 | n/a |
