The Spring 2008 season draws to a close, with Bad Newz Kennels officially earning this season's championship title! The final week saw one team climb in the standings, while one team slipped. Freda Schroeder picked up this week's high game (202) and series (550) for the women, while Duncan Ferber earned this week's high game (234) and series (604) for the men. Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 19 & 20: Bad Newz Kennels chucked gutter balls with You Don't Know Sh!t. With top billing by #1 Power-Ranked Aubrey Moren and his stunning 562 series, with props to #1 Power-Ranked and Most Valuable Bowler Jason Garcia, the Kennels collected 3 wins against Don't Know Sh!t. Concurrently, Duncan Ferber ruled Don't Know Sh!t with his above-average 604 despite his team notching only a single win. Bad Newz Kennels complete in 1st place, while Don't Know Sh!t sinks 1 spot to wind up in 3rd.

On lanes 21 & 22: 3 Dudes and a Doll spent some quality time with ?. Starring Chris Rigdon with his 542 series, with kudos to Most Valuable Bowler Jason Garcia, 3 Dudes and a Doll collected 3 wins against ?. As for the opposition, John Coleman called the shots for ? with his above-average 549 despite his team notching only a single win. 3 Dudes and a Doll leaps 1 spot in the standings to end in 2nd place, while ? come out in 4th.

On lanes 23 & 24: Ebowla had a rendezvous with Dr. Strangelanes, Or How I Learned To Stop Opening And Earn The Belt. Though reinforced by Travis Kleiner with his below-average 410 series, Ebowla accomplished only 1 win against Dr. Strangelanes. While that was going down, Seth Gunderson dominated Dr. Strangelanes with his 508 as his team took the series with 3 wins. Ebowla finish in 5th place, while Dr. Strangelanes go home with 6th.

On lanes 25 & 26: It's Britney, Bitch tussled with Sofa King Good. With the strength of Jeff Unseld with his below-average 376 series, Britney split the series with Sofa King. On the other side, Don Glasscock drew the spotlight in Sofa King with his below-average 578 as they matched their opponent in wins. It's Britney, Bitch end the season in 7th place, while Sofa King end up with 8th.

Finally, down on lanes 27 & 28: Dios Mios alternated between bowling and dry humping Split Happens. With Dios Mios forfeiting, all Split Happens needed to do was roll within 40 pins of their combined team average each game. However, that would not be the case. . But Split Happens also forfeited, making this entire matchup a waste of time to have written about. Dios Mios 9th place, while Split Happens 10th.

Bowlers getting the VIP treatment in The 200 Club include: Aubrey Moren (213), Cory Chorpenning (209,214), Don Glasscock (201,222), Duncan Ferber (234), Freda Schroeder (202), John Coleman (206), and John Richardson (211)

After a hard fought season, the Tournament of Champions was won tonight by Aubrey Moren (Division 4), with John Richardson (Division 3) landing in second place. Aubrey will pocket the nice first-place pot, while John will take away the second-place pot. Congratulations!

THIS WEEK'S MVB Jason Garcia Runner Up: (See Posting)	#1 POWER BOWLER Aubrey Moren Runner Up: Freda Schroeder	#1 H2H BOWLER Freda Schroeder Runner Up: Aubrey Moren
FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE) "I was sure from the first frame that I'd lick Jennifer tonight." Aubrey Moren, who we hope was refering to the Tournament of Champions.