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Spring 2008, Week 15

Posted by BowlingBot April 29, 2008 Spring 2008, Week 15 View Score Sheets

Spring 2008 Week 15 Robo-RecapThe fifteenth week of Spring 2008 saw two teams climb in the standings, while two teams slipped. Angela Bradford picked up this week's high game (181) and series (512) for the women, while John Coleman earned this week's high game (222) and series (583) for the men. Meanwhile, Tournament of Champions is officially down to its final eight bowlers, who will face each other next week competing for two cash prizes! Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 19 & 20: Sofa King Good couldn't stop inappropriately groping 3 Dudes and a Doll. Despite being led by Angela Bradford with her 512 series, Sofa King accomplished only 1 win against 3 Dudes and a Doll. As for the opposition, Chris Rigdon dominated 3 Dudes and a Doll with his above-average 564 as his team took the series with 3 wins. Sofa King Good remains in 8th place, while 3 Dudes and a Doll remains in 3rd.

week15On lanes 21 & 22: Dr. Strangelanes, Or How I Learned To Stop Opening And Earn The Belt had some one-on-one time with It's Britney, Bitch. Notwithstanding the leadership of Shaun Crockett with his 459 series, Dr. Strangelanes got swept by Britney. Simultaneously, Sarah Buchanan took the lead in Britney with her above-average 370 (with kudos to Most Valuable Bowler Amy Goodnow) as they swept the competition. Dr. Strangelanes, Or How I Learned To Stop Opening And Earn The Belt drops 1 spot in the standings to 6th place, while Britney jumps 2 spots to 7th.

On lanes 23 & 24: Split Happens took turns kicking the ball return with ?. With Split Happens forfeiting, all ? needed to do was roll within 40 pins of their combined team average each game. However, that would not be the case. In their battle to get within at least 40 pins of average, John Coleman laid down the law in ? with his above-average 583 as his team took the series with 3 wins. Split Happens remains in 10th place, while ? remains in 4th.

On lanes 25 & 26: You Don't Know Sh!t had a rendezvous with Bad Newz Kennels. In spite of top-billing by Cory Chorpenning with his 573 series, Don't Know Sh!t accomplished only 1 win against the Kennels. Meanwhile, Dennis Laube oversaw the Kennels with his above-average 568 (along with props to #1 Power-Ranked and Most Valuable Bowler Amy Goodnow) as his team took the series with 3 wins. You Don't Know Sh!t remains in 2nd place, while the Kennels remain in 1st.

Finally, down on lanes 27 & 28: Ebowla waged a heated competition against Dios Mios. Starring Travis Kleiner with his 440 series, Ebowla celebrated a clean sweep over Dios Mios. . With Dios Mios forfeiting, all Ebowla needed to do was roll within 40 pins of their combined team average each game. Mission accomplished. Ebowla leaps 1 spot in the standings to 5th place, while Dios Mios plunge 2 spots to 9th.

Bowlers enjoying a guest admission to The 200 Club include: Chris Rigdon (202), Cory Chorpenning (203,204), David Parre (215), Dennis Laube (202), and John Coleman (200,222)

In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Nobody claimed victory in Division 1 (though Angela Bradford came closest), while Dennis Laube rolled his ass to the top of Division 2. John Richardson walloped Division 3, and nobody claimed victory in Division 4, and in fact we aren't even going to talk about Division 4 as it was a complete embarassment. Finally, Aubrey Moren (Division 4) trounced this week's Interdivisional bracket. Congratulations to our division champions! The following eight people will compete next week for the big prize! Division 1: Don Glasscock and Kendall Kukowski. Division 2: Dennis LaubeDivision 3: John Richardson and Chris Rigdon. Division 4: Aubrey Moren

NEXT WEEK:

  • First, on lanes 19&20, 1st-place Bad Newz Kennels (hcp 69) will share a couple of pitchers with 2nd-place You Don't Know Sh!t. The Kennels are expected to perform well and win the series; while Don't Know Sh!t is forecast to drop their average a bit while they avoid getting swept.
  • Moving to lanes 21&22, 3rd-place 3 Dudes and a Doll will match wits with 4th-place ? (hcp 51). 3 Dudes and a Doll might maintain their current strength as they lose the series but avoid getting swept; while ? ought to raise their average while they enjoy their victories.
  • Then, over on lanes 23&24, 5th-place Ebowla (hcp 57) will challenge 6th-place Dr. Strangelanes, Or How I Learned To Stop Opening And Earn The Belt. Ebowla will likely maintain their current strength as they lose the series but avoid getting swept; while Dr. Strangelanes will probably hold steady as they enjoy their victories.
  • Next up, on lanes 25&26, 7th-place It's Britney, Bitch (hcp 163) will battle 8th-place Sofa King Good. Britney might perform well, but split the series with Sofa King; while Sofa King ought to drop their average a bit while keep the series tied.
  • Finally, on lanes 27&28, 9th-place Dios Mios will test their mettle against 10th-place Split Happens (hcp 28). Dios Mios are predicted to maintain their current strength as they and split the series with Split Happens; while Split Happens are anticipated to hold steady as they keep the series tied.
*(Remember, the predicted results above are based on mathematical extrapolations and can be changed by all sorts of factors. If you don't like how your team's results are predicted, you and your teammates have the power to prove the math wrong!)

THIS WEEK'S MVB


Amy Goodnow
Runner Up:
(See Posting)

  #1 POWER BOWLER


Aubrey Moren
Runner Up:
John Coleman

  #1 H2H BOWLER


Aubrey Moren
Runner Up:
John Richardson

  FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE)
"Three thousand years of beautiful tradition, from Moses to Sandy Koufax..."

Jason Garcia, on his recent conversion.

EXPANDED STANDINGS
Pos. Team name Record Percent Total Pins Change
1 Bad Newz Kennels 41-19 .683 28,992 n/a
2 You Don't Know Sh!t 37-23 .617 32,989 n/a
3 3 Dudes and a Doll 36-24 .600 27,805 n/a
4 ? 34-26 .567 25,080 n/a
5 Ebowla 29-31 .483 24,096 +1
6 Dr. Strangelanes, Or How I Learned To Stop Opening... 26-34 .433 27,437 -1
7 It's Britney, Bitch 25.5-34.5 .425 21,565 +2
8 Sofa King Good 24-36 .400 30,575 n/a
9 Dios Mios 23.5-36.5 .392 22,183 -2
10 Split Happens 19-41 .317 18,800 n/a
Top Individual Achievements for Week 15
Men's High Series Scratch Women's High Series Scratch
John Coleman - 583
Cory Chorpenning - 573
Dennis Laube - 568
Chris Rigdon - 564
Aubrey Moren - 533
Angela Bradford - 512
Jennifer Seefeldt - 458
Freda Schroeder - 397
Sarah Buchanan - 370
Amy Goodnow - 351
Men's High Series Handicap Women's High Series Handicap
Aubrey Moren - 660
John Coleman - 652
Jason Garcia - 648
John Richardson - 645
Dennis Laube - 640
Angela Bradford - 588
Amy Goodnow - 579
Jennifer Seefeldt - 578
Sarah Buchanan - 574
Freda Schroeder - 488
Men's High Game Scratch Women's High Game Scratch
John Coleman - 222
David Parre - 215
Cory Chorpenning - 204
Chris Rigdon - 202
Dennis Laube - 202 (t)
Jason Garcia - 196
Angela Bradford - 181
Jennifer Seefeldt - 180
Sarah Buchanan - 154
Freda Schroeder - 148
Amy Goodnow - 120
Men's High Game Handicap Women's High Game Handicap
Jason Garcia - 255
John Coleman - 245
David Parre - 238
John Koehler - 234
Dennis Laube - 226
Sarah Buchanan - 222
Jennifer Seefeldt - 220
Angela Bradford - 206
Amy Goodnow - 196
Freda Schroeder - 178
Men's Pins Over Average Women's Pins Over Average
Jason Garcia - 70
John Coleman - 51
John Koehler - 47
David Parre - 44
Aubrey Moren - 34
Sarah Buchanan - 39
Jennifer Seefeldt - 30
Amy Goodnow - 15
Angela Bradford - 13


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