The fifth week of Spring 2008 saw three teams climb in the standings, while three teams slipped. Angela Bradford landed this week's high game for the women with a 199, and women's high series was bagged by Freda Schroeder with a 534. As for the men, Cory Chorpenning snagged this week's high game with a 237, and high series was earned by Don Glasscock with a 659. Read on for all the rest of the details!
First up, on lanes 19 & 20: ? alternated between bowling and dry humping Split Happens. Topped by John Coleman with his 524 series, ? celebrated a clean sweep over Split Happens. On the other half of the score sheet, Ryan Simonet oversaw Split Happens with his above-average 466 despite his team getting swept. ? remains in 5th place, while Split Happens sink 1 spot to 10th.
On lanes 21 & 22: 3 Dudes and a Doll alternated splits with Sofa King Good. With the strength of Ryan Doll with his above-average 582 series, 3 Dudes and a Doll collected 3 wins against Sofa King. Countering this, Don Glasscock dominated Sofa King with his 659 despite his team notching only a single win. 3 Dudes and a Doll remains in 1st place, while Sofa King remains in 4th.
On lanes 23 & 24: Bad Newz Kennels celebrated their love of large, heavy balls with You Don't Know Sh!t. Highlighting the skills of Dennis Laube with his above-average 548 series, and supported tremendously by real star — trifecta-winner #1 Power-Ranked, #1 Head-to-Head, and Most Valuable Bowler Aubrey Moren, the Kennels collected 3 wins against Don't Know Sh!t. Meanwhile, Cory Chorpenning commanded Don't Know Sh!t with his 643 despite his team notching only a single win. Bad Newz Kennels leap 1 spot in the standings to 2nd place, while Don't Know Sh!t sinks 1 spot to 3rd.
On lanes 25 & 26: Dios Mios had a delightful time with Ebowla. Despite being led by Bill Krejci with his (either injured, sick, or sandbagging) 486 series, Dios Mios accomplished only 1 win against Ebowla. In the meantime, Travis Kleiner reigned supreme in Ebowla with his below-average 451 as his team took the series with 3 wins. Dios Mios leap 1 spot in the standings to 7th place, while Ebowla moves 1 spot to 9th.
Finally, down on lanes 27 & 28: It's Britney, Bitch took turns kicking the ball return with Dr. Strangelanes, Or How I Learned To Stop Opening And Earn The Belt. In spite of the prowess of Dave Winger with his 416 series, Britney got swept by Dr. Strangelanes. As for the opposition, Seth Gunderson took the lead in Dr. Strangelanes with his 566 as they swept the competition. It's Britney, Bitch drops 1 spot in the standings to 8th place, while Dr. Strangelanes remain in 6th.
Bowlers slipping under the velvet rope in front of The 200 Club include: Cory Chorpenning (237,216), David Parre (204), Dennis Laube (208,202), Don Glasscock (213,232,214), John Coleman (204), Kendall Kukowski (209), and Ryan Doll (220,206)
In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Kendall Kukowski creamed Division 1, while Scott Murdock ruled Division 2. John Richardson topped Division 3, and nobody claimed victory in Division 4 (though Rob Kaszuba came closest). Finally, Aubrey Moren (Division 4) claimed victory in this week's Interdivisional bracket. In terms of overall points: Kendall Kukowski is in the driver's seat in Division 1; David Parre and Scott Murdock lead Division 2 in a tie; John Richardson calls the shots for Division 3; and Aubrey Moren runs the show in Division 4.
NEXT WEEK:
- First, on lanes 19&20, 8th-place It's Britney, Bitch (hcp 142) will spend some quality time with 2nd-place Bad Newz Kennels. Britney is expected to maintain their current strength as they get swept; while the Kennels are forecast to hold steady as they rack up a sweep.
- Moving to lanes 21&22, 7th-place Dios Mios will face 5th-place ? (hcp 19). Dios Mios might roll a little low and get swept; while ? ought to raise their average while they rack up a sweep.
- Then, over on lanes 23&24, 10th-place Split Happens (hcp 154) will test their mettle against 4th-place Sofa King Good. Split Happens will likely maintain their current strength as they get swept; while Sofa King will probably hold steady as they rack up a sweep.
- Next up, on lanes 25&26, 1st-place 3 Dudes and a Doll will tussle with 6th-place Dr. Strangelanes, Or How I Learned To Stop Opening And Earn The Belt. 3 Dudes and a Doll might maintain their current strength as they win the series; while Dr. Strangelanes ought to drop their average a bit while they avoid getting swept.
- Finally, on lanes 27&28, 9th-place Ebowla (hcp 172) will challenge 3rd-place You Don't Know Sh!t. Ebowla is predicted to maintain their current strength as they lose the series but avoid getting swept; while Don't Know Sh!t is anticipated to drop their average a bit even as they enjoy their victories.
*(Remember, the predicted results above are based on mathematical extrapolations and can be changed by all sorts of factors. If you don't like how your team's results are predicted, you and your teammates have the power to prove the math wrong!)
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#1 POWER BOWLER
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Aubrey Moren
Runner Up:
Kendall Kukowski
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#1 H2H BOWLER
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Aubrey Moren
Runner Up:
Kendall Kukowski
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FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE)
"Finley, Sabrina, and I had a three way that last frame. Err, I mean, we were all three in the gutter. Dammit, you know what I mean!"
Cindy Palmer, with whom the seed for the idea has now been planted.
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EXPANDED STANDINGS
| Pos. |
Team name |
Record |
Percent |
Total Pins |
Change |
| 1 |
3 Dudes and a Doll |
16-4 |
.800 |
9,354 |
n/a |
| 2 |
Bad Newz Kennels |
15-5 |
.750 |
9,664 |
+1 |
| 3 |
You Don't Know Sh!t |
13-7 |
.650 |
11,299 |
-1 |
| 4 |
Sofa King Good |
12-8 |
.600 |
10,527 |
n/a |
| 5 |
? |
12-8 |
.600 |
8,125 |
n/a |
| 6 |
Dr. Strangelanes, Or How I Learned To Stop Opening... |
11-9 |
.550 |
9,317 |
n/a |
| 7 |
Dios Mios |
6-14 |
.300 |
8,493 |
+1 |
| 8 |
It's Britney, Bitch |
6-14 |
.300 |
7,011 |
-1 |
| 9 |
Ebowla |
5-15 |
.250 |
7,966 |
+1 |
| 10 |
Split Happens |
4-16 |
.200 |
7,652 |
-1 |
insert into team_standings (teamID, seasonID, week, wins, losses, percent, movement, `rank`) values (107,17, 5, 4, 16, .200, -1, 10)
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