The sixth week of Spring 2008 saw two teams climb in the standings, while three teams slipped. Three bowlers set a new personal best series, and two rolled new personal high games. Jennifer Seefeldt picked up this week's high game (189) and series (510) for the women, while Don Glasscock earned this week's high game (278) and series (770) for the men. Read on for all the rest of the details!
First up, on lanes 19 & 20: It's Britney, Bitch matched wits with Bad Newz Kennels. Headlined by Dave Winger with his above-average 450 series, with kudos to Most Valuable Bowler Sarah Buchanan, Britney celebrated a clean sweep over the Kennels. As for the opposition, Dennis Laube ruled the Kennels with his 512 despite his team getting swept. It's Britney, Bitch remains in 8th place, while the Kennels sink 1 spot to 3rd.
On lanes 21 & 22: Dios Mios sparred with ?. Topped by Bill Krejci with his 581 series, Dios Mios celebrated a clean sweep over ?. On the adjacent lane, John Coleman commanded ? with his below-average 454 despite his team getting swept. Dios Mios remains in 7th place, while ? sinks 1 spot to 6th.
On lanes 23 & 24: Split Happens accepted a challenge by Sofa King Good. In spite of the prowess of Ben Carmean with his dazzling 479 series, Split Happens got swept by Sofa King. Across the ball return, #1 Power Ranked and #1 Head-to-Head Don Glasscock reigned supreme in Sofa King with his phenomenal 770 as they swept the competition. Split Happens remains in 10th place, while Sofa King jumps 2 spots to 2nd.
On lanes 25 & 26: 3 Dudes and a Doll spent a romantic evening with Dr. Strangelanes, Or How I Learned To Stop Opening And Earn The Belt. Reinforced by Chris Rigdon with his 518 series, 3 Dudes and a Doll collected 3 wins against Dr. Strangelanes. Conversely, Seth Gunderson drew the spotlight in Dr. Strangelanes with his below-average 519 despite his team notching only a single win. 3 Dudes and a Doll remains in 1st place, while Dr. Strangelanes move 1 spot to 5th.
Finally, down on lanes 27 & 28: Ebowla alternated between bowling and dry humping You Don't Know Sh!t. With top billing by Travis Kleiner with his 476 series, Ebowla celebrated a clean sweep over Don't Know Sh!t. On the other half of the score sheet, Cory Chorpenning guided Don't Know Sh!t with his below-average 569 despite his team getting swept. Ebowla remains in 9th place, while Don't Know Sh!t sinks 1 spot to 4th.
Bowlers ducking past the bouncer at The 200 Club include: Bill Krejci (220,201), Cory Chorpenning (205), Don Glasscock (256,278,236), John Richardson (206), and Seth Gunderson (204)
New personal high games were set tonight by Sarah Buchanan (172, previous best 167) and Don Glasscock (278, previous best 277). In addition, new personal best series were rolled by Shaun Crockett (461, previous best 456), Sarah Buchanan (411, previous best 387), and Don Glasscock (770, previous best 711). Don Glasscock nabbed both high game and series for the men this season with his 278 and 770, respectively.
The 278 rolled by Don Glasscock is the new 3rd-best game in league history!
Don Glasscock SET THE NEW ALL-TIME HIGH SERIES WITH His 770! CONGRATULATIONS!
In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Don Glasscock dominated Division 1, while nobody claimed victory in Division 2 (though Travis Kleiner came closest). Nobody claimed victory in Division 3 (though Chris Lewis came closest), and Ben Carmean triumphed over his enemies in Division 4. Finally, Dennis Laube (Division 2) cleaned up this week's Interdivisional bracket.Finally, John Richardson (Division 3) cleaned up this week's Interdivisional bracket. In terms of overall points: Don Glasscock runs the show in Division 1; David Parre and Dennis Laube dominate Division 2 in a tie; John Richardson is in the driver's seat in Division 3; and Aubrey Moren leads Division 4.
NEXT WEEK:
- First, on lanes 19&20, 1st-place 3 Dudes and a Doll will battle 7th-place Dios Mios (hcp 56). 3 Dudes and a Doll is expected to maintain their current strength as they win the series; while Dios Mios are forecast to drop their average a bit while they avoid getting swept.
- Moving to lanes 21&22, 10th-place Split Happens (hcp 94) will roll against 5th-place Dr. Strangelanes, Or How I Learned To Stop Opening And Earn The Belt. Split Happens might perform well, yet still manage to lose the series but avoid getting swept; while Dr. Strangelanes ought to hold steady as they enjoy their victories.
- Then, over on lanes 23&24, 9th-place Ebowla will test their mettle against 8th-place It's Britney, Bitch (hcp 69). Ebowla will likely roll decently and sweep the series; while Britney will probably raise their average even as they endure a rough night.
- Next up, on lanes 25&26, 6th-place ? (hcp 163) will chuck some balls with 4th-place You Don't Know Sh!t. ? might perform well and win the series; while Don't Know Sh!t ought to drop their average a bit while they avoid getting swept.
- Finally, on lanes 27&28, 2nd-place Sofa King Good will socialize with 3rd-place Bad Newz Kennels (hcp 55). Sofa King is predicted to maintain their current strength as they win the series; while the Kennels are anticipated to hold steady as they avoid getting swept.
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THIS WEEK'S MVB
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#1 POWER BOWLER
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#1 H2H BOWLER
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| Pos. | Team name | Record | Percent | Total Pins | Change |
| 1 | 3 Dudes and a Doll | 19-5 | .792 | 11,257 | n/a |
| 2 | Sofa King Good | 16-8 | .667 | 12,791 | +2 |
| 3 | Bad Newz Kennels | 15-9 | .625 | 11,553 | -1 |
| 4 | You Don't Know Sh!t | 13-11 | .542 | 13,408 | -1 |
| 5 | Dr. Strangelanes, Or How I Learned To Stop Opening... | 12-12 | .500 | 11,209 | +1 |
| 6 | ? | 12-12 | .500 | 9,700 | -1 |
| 7 | Dios Mios | 10-14 | .417 | 10,244 | n/a |
| 8 | It's Britney, Bitch | 10-14 | .417 | 8,646 | n/a |
| 9 | Ebowla | 9-15 | .375 | 9,652 | n/a |
| 10 | Split Happens | 4-20 | .167 | 9,340 | n/a |
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