The Fall 2007 season draws to a close, with Sh!t, I Don't Know officially earning this season's championship title! The final week saw one team climb in the standings, while one team slipped. Janelle (Laube) Lamar landed this week's high game for the women with a 180, and women's high series was bagged by Freda Schroeder with a 470. As for the men, Don Glasscock earned this week's high game (239) and series (683). Read on for all the rest of the details!
First up, on lanes 19 & 20: Sh!t, I Don't Know spent some quality time with Bad Newz Kennels. Starring Cory Chorpenning with his 570 series, I Don't Know collected 3 wins against the Kennels. While that was going down, Carl Goetz ruled the Kennels with his 526 despite his team notching only a single win. Sh!t, I Don't Know complete in 1st place, while the Kennels come out in 2nd.
On lanes 21 & 22: Seefeldt the Glasscock hung out with Dios Mios. Demonstrating the prowess of #1 Power Ranked and #1 Head-to-Head Don Glasscock and his 683 series, the Glasscock collected 3 wins against Dios Mios. Countering this, Bill Krejci oversaw Dios Mios with his below-average 525 despite his team notching only a single win. Seefeldt the Glasscock close out in 3rd place, while Dios Mios wind up in 4th.
On lanes 23 & 24: Cannonbelt Run alternated splits with Split Happens. Reinforced by Seth Gunderson with his 495 series, Cannonbelt celebrated a clean sweep over Split Happens. . With Split Happens forfeiting, all Cannonbelt needed to do was roll within 40 pins of their combined team average each game. Mission accomplished. Cannonbelt Run finish in 5th place, while Split Happens go home with 6th.
On lanes 25 & 26: Ebowla couldn't stop inappropriately groping The GameCox. Although blessed by Travis Kleiner with his 415 series, Ebowla got swept by the GameCox. On the other half of the score sheet, Jason Carpio laid down the law in the GameCox with his 485 (with kudos to Most Valuable Bowler Janelle Laube) as they swept the competition. Ebowla plummets 2 spots in the standings to end in 9th place, while the GameCox jumps 2 spots to cross the finish line in 7th.
Finally, down on lanes 27 & 28: Your Mom shared a few beers with Seriously Handicapped. With top billing by Ryan Doll with his 560 series, Your Mom collected 3 wins against the Handicapped. As for the opposition, Tyler Hilker showed off in the Handicapped with his 528 despite his team notching only a single win. Your Mom 8th place, while the Handicapped 10th.
Bowlers who stripped naked and shared a cozy hottub together in a back room at The 200 Club include: Cory Chorpenning (206), David Parre (219), and Don Glasscock (228,216,239)
After a hard fought season, the Tournament of Champions was won tonight by Tyler Hilker (Division 2),
with Cory Chorpenning (Division 1) landing in second place. Tyler will pocket the nice first-place pot,
while Cory will take away the second-place pot. Congratulations!
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#1 POWER BOWLER
Don Glasscock Runner Up: Janelle Lamar
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#1 H2H BOWLER
Don Glasscock Runner Up: Ryan Doll
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FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE)
"Our balls are getting really oily. It's like we've all been teabagging Colonel Sanders."
Jason Carpio, on the excessive oily condition on the lanes.
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EXPANDED STANDINGS
Pos. |
Team name |
Record |
Percent |
Total Pins |
Change |
1 |
Sh!t, I Don't Know |
42-22 |
.656 |
33,331 |
n/a |
2 |
Bad Newz Kennels |
39-25 |
.609 |
31,595 |
n/a |
3 |
Seefeldt the Glasscock |
38-26 |
.594 |
35,433 |
n/a |
4 |
Dios Mios |
36-28 |
.563 |
29,394 |
n/a |
5 |
Cannonbelt Run |
35-29 |
.547 |
29,600 |
n/a |
6 |
Split Happens |
29-35 |
.453 |
26,098 |
n/a |
7 |
The GameCox |
28-36 |
.438 |
25,490 |
+2 |
8 |
Your Mom |
27-37 |
.422 |
26,290 |
n/a |
9 |
Ebowla |
27-37 |
.422 |
23,577 |
-2 |
10 |
Seriously Handicapped |
19-45 |
.297 |
23,967 |
n/a |
Top Individual Achievements for Week 16