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Fall 2007, Week 14

Posted by BowlingBot On November - 27 - 2007ADD COMMENTS

Fall 2007 Week 14 Robo-RecapThe fourteenth week of Fall 2007 saw two teams climb in the standings, while two teams slipped. One bowler set a new personal best series. Jennifer Seefeldt picked up this week's high game (183) and series (498) for the women. As for the men, Jason Carpio snagged this week's high game with a 223, and high series was earned by Ryan Doll with a 595. Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 17 & 18: Bad Newz Kennels had some one-on-one time with Sh!t, I Don't Know. Although topped by Dennis Laube with his stunning 546 series, the Kennels accomplished only 1 win against I Don't Know. Across the ball return, Cory Chorpenning ruled I Don't Know with his 593 as his team took the series with 3 wins. Bad Newz Kennels drop 1 spot in the standings to 2nd place, while I Don't Know moves 1 spot to 1st.

An irritated Kody waits for Russell to bowl.On lanes 19 & 20: Seriously Handicapped spent some quality time with Dios Mios. Reinforced by Tyler Hilker with his 505 series, the Handicapped collected 3 wins against Dios Mios. On the flipside, #1 Power-Ranked Dave Winger mastered Dios Mios with his fantastic 488 despite his team notching only a single win. Seriously Handicapped remains in 10th place, while Dios Mios remain in 3rd.

On lanes 21 & 22: Seefeldt the Glasscock faced off against Your Mom. While headlined by Ken M. Wilson with his 524 series, the Glasscock accomplished only 1 win against Your Mom. Conversely, #1 Head-to-Head Ryan Doll took the lead in Your Mom with his above-average 595 as his team took the series with 3 wins. Seefeldt the Glasscock remains in 4th place, while Your Mom moves 1 spot to 8th.

On lanes 23 & 24: The GameCox deliberately ate cheese sticks in front of Cannonbelt Run. Starring Jason Carpio with his breathtaking 588 series, the GameCox split the series with Cannonbelt. Simultaneously, Nik Domann commanded Cannonbelt with his 488 (with kudos to Most Valuable Bowler Shaun Crockett) as they matched their opponent in wins. The GameCox drops 1 spot in the standings to 9th place, while Cannonbelt remains in 5th.

Finally, down on lanes 25 & 26: Ebowla kept grabbing the balls of Split Happens. Although blessed by Travis Kleiner with his 410 series, Ebowla accomplished only 1 win against Split Happens. Meanwhile, Nick Allegri oversaw Split Happens with his below-average 424 as his team took the series with 3 wins. Ebowla remains in 7th place, while Split Happens remain in 6th.

Bowlers paying far too much for well vodka at The 200 Club include: Cory Chorpenning (208), Dennis Laube (209), Duncan Ferber (204), Jason Carpio (200,223), Nik Domann (200), Ryan Doll (201,201), and Tyler Hilker (216)


A new personal best series was rolled tonight by Shaun Crockett (456, previous best 452).


In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Nobody claimed victory in Division 1 (though Cory Chorpenning came closest), while Ryan Doll cleaned up Division 2. Jennifer Seefeldt had her way with Division 3, and John Kroenke triumphed over his enemies in Division 4. And, finally, nobody claimed victory in the Interdivisional bracket (though Tyler Hilker (Division ) came closest). In terms of overall points: Duncan Ferber governs Division 1; Nik Domann leads Division 2; David Parre tops Division 3; and Travis Kleiner holds the reins in Division 4.

NEXT WEEK:
  • First, on lanes 19&20, 10th-place Seriously Handicapped will roll against 7th-place Ebowla (hcp 17). The Handicapped is expected to perform well and win the series; while Ebowla is forecast to raise their average even as they avoid getting swept.
  • Moving to lanes 21&22, 8th-place Your Mom (hcp 136) will meet with 1st-place Sh!t, I Don't Know. Your Mom might perform well and win the series; while I Don't Know ought to drop their average a bit while they avoid getting swept.
  • Then, over on lanes 23&24, 9th-place The GameCox (hcp 32) will hang out with 3rd-place Dios Mios. The GameCox will likely maintain their current strength as they and split the series with Dios Mios; while Dios Mios will probably hold steady as they keep the series tied.
  • Next up, on lanes 25&26, 2nd-place Bad Newz Kennels will challenge 6th-place Split Happens (hcp 120). The Kennels might perform well and sweep the series; while Split Happens ought to hold steady as they endure a rough night.
  • Finally, on lanes 27&28, 4th-place Seefeldt the Glasscock will spend some quality time with 5th-place Cannonbelt Run (hcp 275). The Glasscock is predicted to roll a little low, yet still manage to win the series; while Cannonbelt is anticipated to hold steady as they avoid getting swept.
*(Remember, the predicted results above are based on mathematical extrapolations and can be changed by all sorts of factors. If you don't like how your team's results are predicted, you and your teammates have the power to prove the math wrong!)

THIS WEEK'S MVB


Shaun Crockett
Runner Up:
(See Posting)

  #1 POWER BOWLER


Dave Winger
Runner Up:
Jason Carpio

  #1 H2H BOWLER


Ryan Doll
Runner Up:
Dennis Laube

  FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE)
"Man, you can't swing that thing around and not expect me to want some!"

Tyler Hilker, to Ken Wilson, on the slice of pizza Ken was wielding.

EXPANDED STANDINGS
Pos. Team name Record Percent Total Pins Change
1 Sh!t, I Don't Know 36-20 .643 29,000 +1
2 Bad Newz Kennels 35-21 .625 27,597 -1
3 Dios Mios 32-24 .571 25,804 n/a
4 Seefeldt the Glasscock 31-25 .554 31,045 n/a
5 Cannonbelt Run 31-25 .554 25,934 n/a
6 Split Happens 28-28 .500 24,438 n/a
7 Ebowla 24-32 .429 20,567 n/a
8 Your Mom 23-33 .411 22,866 +1
9 The GameCox 23-33 .411 22,054 -1
10 Seriously Handicapped 17-39 .304 21,013 n/a
Top Individual Achievements for Week 14
Men's High Series Scratch Women's High Series Scratch
Ryan Doll - 595
Cory Chorpenning - 593
Jason Carpio - 588
Duncan Ferber - 568
Dennis Laube - 546
Jennifer Seefeldt - 498
Kim Adams - 427
Sabrina Gray - 417
Janelle Lamar - 386
Amy Goodnow - 353
Men's High Series Handicap Women's High Series Handicap
Jason Carpio - 667
Dave Winger - 663
Ryan Doll - 650
Dennis Laube - 646
John Kroenke - 618
Sabrina Gray - 633
Jennifer Seefeldt - 622
Kim Adams - 607
Amy Goodnow - 593
Janelle Lamar - 561
Men's High Game Scratch Women's High Game Scratch
Jason Carpio - 223
Tyler Hilker - 216
Dennis Laube - 209
Cory Chorpenning - 208
Duncan Ferber - 204
Jennifer Seefeldt - 183
Sabrina Gray - 174
Kim Adams - 150
Janelle Lamar - 142
Amy Goodnow - 123
Men's High Game Handicap Women's High Game Handicap
Jason Carpio - 249
Dennis Laube - 242
Dave Winger - 241
Tyler Hilker - 240
John Kroenke - 224
Nik Domann - 224 (t)
Sabrina Gray - 246
Jennifer Seefeldt - 224
Kim Adams - 210
Amy Goodnow - 203
Janelle Lamar - 200
Men's Pins Over Average Women's Pins Over Average
Dave Winger - 56
Jason Carpio - 56 (t)
Dennis Laube - 51
Tyler Hilker - 46
John Kroenke - 41
Nik Domann - 30
Ben Carmean - 30 (t)
Sabrina Gray - 64
Jennifer Seefeldt - 35
Kim Adams - 25
Amy Goodnow - 23
Janelle Lamar - 15

Fall 2007, Week 13

Posted by BowlingBot On November - 20 - 2007ADD COMMENTS

Fall 2007 Week 13 Robo-RecapThe thirteenth week of Fall 2007 saw one team climb in the standings, while two teams slipped. One bowler set a new personal best series. Jennifer Seefeldt picked up this week's high game (156) and series (426) for the women, while Don Glasscock earned this week's high game (246) and series (661) for the men. Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 19 & 20: Split Happens entered a showdown to the death with Your Mom. With top billing by Nick Allegri with his 490 series, Split Happens collected 3 wins against Your Mom. On the other side, Ryan Doll drew the spotlight in Your Mom with his 516 despite his team notching only a single win. Split Happens remains in 6th place, while Your Mom sinks 1 spot to 9th.

week13On lanes 21 & 22: The GameCox alternated splits with Ebowla. Although topped by Jason Carpio with his below-average 476 series, the GameCox got swept by Ebowla. In the midst of this, #1 Head-to-Head and Most Valuable Bowler Tom Finley laid down the law in Ebowla with his miraculous 465 as they swept the competition. The GameCox drops 1 spot in the standings to 8th place, while Ebowla jumps 2 spots to 7th.

On lanes 23 & 24: Sh!t, I Don't Know did battle with Cannonbelt Run. Led by Cory Chorpenning with his 592 series, I Don't Know collected 3 wins against Cannonbelt. Across the ball return, #1 Power-Ranked Nik Domann showed off in Cannonbelt with his phenomenal 601 despite his team notching only a single win. Sh!t, I Don't Know remains in 2nd place, while Cannonbelt remains in 5th.

On lanes 25 & 26: Seefeldt the Glasscock spent some quality time with Dios Mios. Reinforced by Don Glasscock with his 661 series, the Glasscock split the series with Dios Mios. Meanwhile, Bill Krejci dominated Dios Mios with his 549 as they matched their opponent in wins. Seefeldt the Glasscock remains in 4th place, while Dios Mios remain in 3rd.

Finally, down on lanes 27 & 28: Seriously Handicapped traded lane malfunctions with Bad Newz Kennels. In spite of the prowess of Sabrina Gray with her above-average 364 series, the Handicapped accomplished only 1 win against the Kennels. Countering this, Carl Goetz commanded the Kennels with his 538 as his team took the series with 3 wins. Seriously Handicapped remains in 10th place, while the Kennels remain in 1st.

Bowlers lounging at The 200 Club include: Brian Eye (212), Carl Goetz (211), Chris Lewis (210), Cory Chorpenning (209), David Parre (201), Dennis Laube (200), Don Glasscock (246,225), Duncan Ferber (210), and Nik Domann (223,228)


A new personal best series was rolled tonight by Kendall Kukowski (534, previous best 529).


In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Duncan Ferber staked a claim for the Iron Throne in Division 1, while nobody claimed victory in Division 2 (though Will Jeter came closest). David Parre creamed Division 3, and Travis Kleiner won Division 4. Finally, Nik Domann (Division 2) eradicated this week's Interdivisional bracket. In terms of overall points: Duncan Ferber runs the show in Division 1; Nik Domann reigns over Division 2; David Parre calls the shots for Division 3; and Travis Kleiner is in the driver's seat in Division 4.

NEXT WEEK:
  • First, on lanes 17&18, 1st-place Bad Newz Kennels (hcp 78) will compete against 2nd-place Sh!t, I Don't Know. The Kennels are expected to maintain their current strength as they sweep the series; while I Don't Know is forecast to see their team average take a dive while they endure a rough night.
  • Moving to lanes 19&20, 10th-place Seriously Handicapped (hcp 185) will test their mettle against 3rd-place Dios Mios. The Handicapped might perform well and win the series; while Dios Mios ought to drop their average a bit while they avoid getting swept.
  • Then, over on lanes 21&22, 4th-place Seefeldt the Glasscock will chill with 9th-place Your Mom (hcp 307). The Glasscock will likely drop their averages like a brick, yet still manage to win the series; while Your Mom will probably hold steady as they avoid getting swept.
  • Next up, on lanes 23&24, 8th-place The GameCox (hcp 78) will hang out with 5th-place Cannonbelt Run. The GameCox might maintain their current strength as they lose the series but avoid getting swept; while Cannonbelt ought to hold steady as they enjoy their victories.
  • Finally, on lanes 25&26, 7th-place Ebowla (hcp 132) will chuck some balls with 6th-place Split Happens. Ebowla is predicted to perform well, yet still manage to get swept; while Split Happens are anticipated to raise their average while they rack up a sweep.
*(Remember, the predicted results above are based on mathematical extrapolations and can be changed by all sorts of factors. If you don't like how your team's results are predicted, you and your teammates have the power to prove the math wrong!)

THIS WEEK'S MVB


Tom Finley
Runner Up:
(See Posting)

  #1 POWER BOWLER


Nik Domann
Runner Up:
Tom Finley

  #1 H2H BOWLER


Tom Finley
Runner Up:
Kendall Kukowski

  FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE)
"You can take your cheese stick curse and shove it up Nick's ass."

Jason Carpio, frustrated at everyone.

EXPANDED STANDINGS
Pos. Team name Record Percent Total Pins Change
1 Bad Newz Kennels 34-18 .654 25,658 n/a
2 Sh!t, I Don't Know 33-19 .635 26,906 n/a
3 Dios Mios 31-21 .596 24,050 n/a
4 Seefeldt the Glasscock 30-22 .577 28,896 n/a
5 Cannonbelt Run 29-23 .558 24,077 n/a
6 Split Happens 25-27 .481 22,742 n/a
7 Ebowla 23-29 .442 19,100 +2
8 The GameCox 21-31 .404 20,287 -1
9 Your Mom 20-32 .385 21,183 -1
10 Seriously Handicapped 14-38 .269 19,321 n/a
Top Individual Achievements for Week 13
Men's High Series Scratch Women's High Series Scratch
Don Glasscock - 661
Nik Domann - 601
Cory Chorpenning - 592
Duncan Ferber - 582
Brian Eye - 572
Jennifer Seefeldt - 426
Freda Schroeder - 424
Kim Adams - 386
Janelle Lamar - 374
Sabrina Gray - 364
Men's High Series Handicap Women's High Series Handicap
Nik Domann - 677
Don Glasscock - 661
Tom Finley - 657
David Parre - 640
Kendall Kukowski - 639
Sabrina Gray - 580
Kim Adams - 573
Jennifer Seefeldt - 548
Amy Goodnow - 547
Janelle Lamar - 546
Men's High Game Scratch Women's High Game Scratch
Don Glasscock - 246
Nik Domann - 228
Brian Eye - 212
Carl Goetz - 211
Chris Lewis - 210
Duncan Ferber - 210 (t)
Jennifer Seefeldt - 156
Sabrina Gray - 148
Janelle Lamar - 143
Freda Schroeder - 143 (t)
Kim Adams - 139
Amy Goodnow - 118
Men's High Game Handicap Women's High Game Handicap
Chris Lewis - 261
Nik Domann - 253
Don Glasscock - 246
Ryan Simonet - 241
David Parre - 237
Sabrina Gray - 220
Kim Adams - 201
Janelle Lamar - 200
Amy Goodnow - 198
Jennifer Seefeldt - 196
Men's Pins Over Average Women's Pins Over Average
Chris Lewis - 74
Nik Domann - 60
Ryan Simonet - 55
Tom Finley - 50
David Parre - 47
Sabrina Gray - 38
Amy Goodnow - 18
Kim Adams - 17
Janelle Lamar - 15
Jennifer Seefeldt - 7

Fall 2007, Week 12

Posted by BowlingBot On November - 13 - 2007ADD COMMENTS

Fall 2007 Week 12 Robo-RecapThe tweltfh week of Fall 2007 saw three teams climb in the standings, while four teams slipped. One bowler set a new personal best series, and one rolled new personal high game. Freda Schroeder picked up this week's high game (206) and series (497) for the women, while Don Glasscock earned this week's high game (226) and series (603) for the men. Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 19 & 20: Ebowla alternated splits with Seefeldt the Glasscock. Highlighting the skills of Travis Kleiner with his above-average 434 series, with kudos to Most Valuable Bowler Brian Henderson, Ebowla celebrated a clean sweep over the Glasscock. Concurrently, Don Glasscock commanded the Glasscock with his below-average 603 despite his team getting swept. Ebowla remains in 9th place, while the Glasscock plunges 2 spots to 4th.

Jeremy Cline celebrates the passage of medical marijuana in Missouri.On lanes 21 & 22: Cannonbelt Run couldn't stop undressing with their eyes the members of Split Happens. Though reinforced by Nik Domann with his above-average 544 series, Cannonbelt accomplished only 1 win against Split Happens. Across the ball return, #1 Head-to-Head Ben Carmean dominated Split Happens with his dramatic 490 as his team took the series with 3 wins. Cannonbelt Run drops 1 spot in the standings to 5th place, while Split Happens move 1 spot to 6th.

On lanes 23 & 24: Bad Newz Kennels celebrated their love of large, heavy balls with The GameCox. Headlined by Freda Schroeder with her 497 series, the Kennels celebrated a clean sweep over the GameCox. In the meantime, Jim Jeter shined in the GameCox with his 413 despite his team getting swept. Bad Newz Kennels leap 2 spots in the standings to 1st place, while the GameCox sinks 1 spot to 7th.

On lanes 25 & 26: Your Mom faced off against Seriously Handicapped. Blessed by #1 Power-Ranked John Richardson and his stunning 527 series, Your Mom celebrated a clean sweep over the Handicapped. In the midst of this, Tyler Hilker guided the Handicapped with his 498 despite his team getting swept. Your Mom remains in 8th place, while the Handicapped remains in 10th.

Finally, down on lanes 27 & 28: Dios Mios tussled with Sh!t, I Don't Know. Topped by Kris Hiestand with his 401 series, Dios Mios collected 3 wins against I Don't Know. Simultaneously, Cory Chorpenning laid down the law in I Don't Know with his below-average 562 despite his team notching only a single win. Dios Mios leap 2 spots in the standings to 3rd place, while I Don't Know sinks 1 spot to 2nd.

Bowlers getting the VIP treatment in The 200 Club include: Cory Chorpenning (219), Don Glasscock (208,226), Freda Schroeder (206), John Richardson (201), and Nik Domann (211,200)


A new personal high game was set tonight by Ben Lee (181, previous best 167). In addition, a new personal best series was rolled by Ben Lee (430, previous best 419).


In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Nobody claimed victory in Division 1, and in fact we aren't even going to talk about Division 1 as it was a complete embarassment, while nobody claimed victory in Division 2 (though Freda Schroeder came closest). Chris Lewis got the better of Division 3, and Ben Carmean staked a claim for the Iron Throne in Division 4. Finally, Will Jeter (Division 2) topped this week's Interdivisional bracket. In terms of overall points: Duncan Ferber is in the driver's seat in Division 1; Nik Domann runs the show in Division 2; David Parre reigns over Division 3; and Janelle (Laube) Lamar and Travis Kleiner lead Division 4 in a tie.

NEXT WEEK:
  • First, on lanes 19&20, 6th-place Split Happens will chuck some balls with 8th-place Your Mom (hcp 40). Split Happens are expected to perform well and sweep the series; while Your Mom is forecast to raise their average even as they endure a rough night.
  • Moving to lanes 21&22, 7th-place The GameCox will challenge 9th-place Ebowla (hcp 56). The GameCox might perform well and sweep the series; while Ebowla ought to hold steady as they endure a rough night.
  • Then, over on lanes 23&24, 2nd-place Sh!t, I Don't Know will match wits with 5th-place Cannonbelt Run (hcp 68). I Don't Know will likely have a bit of an off night, yet still manage to win the series; while Cannonbelt will probably hold steady as they avoid getting swept.
  • Next up, on lanes 25&26, 4th-place Seefeldt the Glasscock will spend some quality time with 3rd-place Dios Mios (hcp 103). The Glasscock might roll a little low, yet still manage to win the series; while Dios Mios ought to drop their average a bit while they avoid getting swept.
  • Finally, on lanes 27&28, 10th-place Seriously Handicapped (hcp 129) will roll against 1st-place Bad Newz Kennels. The Handicapped is predicted to perform well, yet still manage to get swept; while the Kennels are anticipated to hold steady as they rack up a sweep.
*(Remember, the predicted results above are based on mathematical extrapolations and can be changed by all sorts of factors. If you don't like how your team's results are predicted, you and your teammates have the power to prove the math wrong!)

THIS WEEK'S MVB


Brian Henderson
Runner Up:
(See Posting)

  #1 POWER BOWLER


John Richardson
Runner Up:
Ben Carmean

  #1 H2H BOWLER


Ben Carmean
Runner Up:
Sabrina Gray

  FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE)
"Ben you're out of your element! Scott, the Chinaman is not the issue here!"

Dave Winger, laying out the facts.

EXPANDED STANDINGS
Pos. Team name Record Percent Total Pins Change
1 Bad Newz Kennels 31-17 .646 23,754 +2
2 Sh!t, I Don't Know 30-18 .625 24,668 -1
3 Dios Mios 29-19 .604 22,229 +2
4 Seefeldt the Glasscock 28-20 .583 26,761 -2
5 Cannonbelt Run 28-20 .583 22,132 -1
6 Split Happens 22-26 .458 20,963 +1
7 The GameCox 21-27 .438 18,667 -1
8 Your Mom 19-29 .396 19,531 n/a
9 Ebowla 19-29 .396 17,561 n/a
10 Seriously Handicapped 13-35 .271 18,010 n/a
Top Individual Achievements for Week 12
Men's High Series Scratch Women's High Series Scratch
Don Glasscock - 603
Cory Chorpenning - 562
Duncan Ferber - 559
Nik Domann - 544
John Richardson - 527
Freda Schroeder - 497
Janelle Lamar - 403
Sabrina Gray - 397
Amy Goodnow - 332
Men's High Series Handicap Women's High Series Handicap
John Richardson - 671
Ben Carmean - 658
Ben Lee - 648
Ryan Simonet - 626
Nik Domann - 625
Sabrina Gray - 617
Freda Schroeder - 590
Janelle Lamar - 578
Amy Goodnow - 574
Men's High Game Scratch Women's High Game Scratch
Don Glasscock - 226
Cory Chorpenning - 219
Nik Domann - 211
John Richardson - 201
Phil Schroeder - 199
Freda Schroeder - 206
Janelle Lamar - 176
Sabrina Gray - 137
Amy Goodnow - 122
Men's High Game Handicap Women's High Game Handicap
Ben Lee - 253
John Richardson - 249
Ryan Simonet - 240
Nik Domann - 238
Travis Kleiner - 234
Kendall Kukowski - 234 (t)
Freda Schroeder - 237
Janelle Lamar - 234
Sabrina Gray - 210
Amy Goodnow - 202
Men's Pins Over Average Women's Pins Over Average
Ben Lee - 72
John Richardson - 61
Ryan Simonet - 55
Brian Henderson - 48
Travis Kleiner - 47
Ben Carmean - 47 (t)
Janelle Lamar - 49
Freda Schroeder - 45
Sabrina Gray - 29
Amy Goodnow - 23

Fall 2007, Week 11

Posted by BowlingBot On November - 6 - 2007ADD COMMENTS

Fall 2007 Week 11 Robo-RecapThe eleventh week of Fall 2007 saw four teams climb in the standings, while five teams slipped. Freda Schroeder and Jennifer Seefeldt both tied for this week's high game for the women with a 191, and women's high series was bagged by Freda Schroeder with a 543. As for the men, Don Glasscock snagged this week's high game with a 255, and high series was earned by Cory Chorpenning with a 656. Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 3 & 4: Dios Mios entered a showdown to the death with Your Mom. In spite of the prowess of Bill Krejci with his below-average 526 series, Dios Mios got swept by Your Mom. As for the opposition, Ryan Doll dominated Your Mom with his above-average 572 as they swept the competition. Dios Mios plummet 3 spots in the standings to 5th place, while Your Mom moves 1 spot to 8th.

week11On lanes 19 & 20: Cannonbelt Run spent some quality time with Bad Newz Kennels. Though featuring Seth Gunderson with his below-average 450 series, Cannonbelt accomplished only 1 win against the Kennels. Across the ball return, Freda Schroeder reigned supreme in the Kennels with her above-average 543 as her team took the series with 3 wins. Cannonbelt Run drops 1 spot in the standings to 4th place, while the Kennels jump 2 spots to 3rd.

On lanes 23 & 24: Seriously Handicapped alternated splits with Seefeldt the Glasscock. Starring #1 Power-Ranked and Most Valuable Bowler Tyler Hilker and his awe-inspiring 613 series, the Handicapped collected 3 wins against the Glasscock. Meanwhile, Brian Eye oversaw the Glasscock with his 597 despite his team notching only a single win. Seriously Handicapped remains in 10th place, while the Glasscock sinks 1 spot to 2nd.

On lanes 25 & 26: Ebowla took turns kicking the ball return with Sh!t, I Don't Know. In spite of top-billing by Travis Kleiner with his below-average 369 series, Ebowla got swept by I Don't Know. On the other side, #1 Head-to-Head Cory Chorpenning laid down the law in I Don't Know with his above-average 656 as they swept the competition. Ebowla drops 1 spot in the standings to 9th place, while I Don't Know jumps 3 spots to 1st.

Finally, down on lanes 27 & 28: Split Happens couldn't stop undressing with their eyes the members of The GameCox. Even though highlighted by the skills of James Long with his thrilling 548 series, Split Happens accomplished only 1 win against the GameCox. Concurrently, Jason Carpio called the shots for the GameCox with his terrific 577 as his team took the series with 3 wins. Split Happens drop 1 spot in the standings to 7th place, while the GameCox moves 1 spot to 6th.

Bowlers bribing their way into The 200 Club include: Brian Eye (240), Cory Chorpenning (207,225,224), Don Glasscock (255), James Long (221), Jason Carpio (214), Ken M. Wilson (215), and Tyler Hilker (234)

In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Nobody claimed victory in Division 1 (though Steve Kiernan came closest), while Jason Carpio spanked Division 2. Nobody claimed victory in Division 3 (though Scott Murdock came closest), and Janelle (Laube) Lamar vanquished Division 4. And, finally, nobody claimed victory in the Interdivisional bracket (though Amanda Cox Jeter (Division ) came closest). In terms of overall points: Duncan Ferber is in the driver's seat in Division 1; Nik Domann and Tyler Hilker hold the reins in Division 2 in a tie; David Parre leads Division 3; and Janelle (Laube) Lamar and Travis Kleiner reign over Division 4 in a tie.

NEXT WEEK:

  • First, on lanes 19&20, 9th-place Ebowla (hcp 199) will hang out with 2nd-place Seefeldt the Glasscock. Ebowla is expected to maintain their current strength as they get swept; while the Glasscock is forecast to drop their average a bit even as they rack up a sweep.
  • Moving to lanes 21&22, 4th-place Cannonbelt Run will meet with 7th-place Split Happens (hcp 28). Cannonbelt might maintain their current strength as they win the series; while Split Happens ought to hold steady as they avoid getting swept.
  • Then, over on lanes 23&24, 3rd-place Bad Newz Kennels will tussle with 6th-place The GameCox (hcp 70). The Kennels will likely maintain their current strength as they just barely miss sweeping the series; while the GameCox will probably hold steady as they just barely avoid getting swept.
  • Next up, on lanes 25&26, 8th-place Your Mom will match wits with 10th-place Seriously Handicapped (hcp 28). Your Mom might perform well and win the series; while the Handicapped ought to hold steady as they avoid getting swept.
  • Finally, on lanes 27&28, 5th-place Dios Mios (hcp 73) will throw some gutter balls with 1st-place Sh!t, I Don't Know. Dios Mios are predicted to roll a little low and get swept; while I Don't Know is anticipated to hold steady as they rack up a sweep.
*(Remember, the predicted results above are based on mathematical extrapolations and can be changed by all sorts of factors. If you don't like how your team's results are predicted, you and your teammates have the power to prove the math wrong!)

THIS WEEK'S MVB


Tyler Hilker
Runner Up:
(See Posting)

  #1 POWER BOWLER


Tyler Hilker
Runner Up:
Cory Chorpenning

  #1 H2H BOWLER


Cory Chorpenning
Runner Up:
Tyler Hilker

  FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE)
"I mean, say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos."

Freda Schroeder, letting her inner führer out.

EXPANDED STANDINGS
Pos. Team name Record Percent Total Pins Change
1 Sh!t, I Don't Know 29-15 .659 22,615 +3
2 Seefeldt the Glasscock 28-16 .636 24,715 -1
3 Bad Newz Kennels 27-17 .614 21,793 +2
4 Cannonbelt Run 27-17 .614 20,237 -1
5 Dios Mios 26-18 .591 20,370 -3
6 The GameCox 21-23 .477 18,892 +1
7 Split Happens 19-25 .432 19,078 -1
8 Your Mom 15-29 .341 17,621 +1
9 Ebowla 15-29 .341 15,985 -1
10 Seriously Handicapped 13-31 .295 16,404 n/a
Top Individual Achievements for Week 11
Men's High Series Scratch Women's High Series Scratch
Cory Chorpenning - 656
Tyler Hilker - 613
Brian Eye - 597
Don Glasscock - 590
Jason Carpio - 577
Freda Schroeder - 543
Jennifer Seefeldt - 434
Janelle Lamar - 384
Kim Adams - 368
Carly Smith-Spydell - 344
Men's High Series Handicap Women's High Series Handicap
Tyler Hilker - 692
Cory Chorpenning - 665
Jason Carpio - 661
James Long - 653
Ryan Doll - 627
Freda Schroeder - 641
Carly Smith-Spydell - 567
Janelle Lamar - 559
Kim Adams - 555
Jennifer Seefeldt - 554
Men's High Game Scratch Women's High Game Scratch
Don Glasscock - 255
Brian Eye - 240
Tyler Hilker - 234
Cory Chorpenning - 225
James Long - 221
Freda Schroeder - 191
Jennifer Seefeldt - 191 (t)
Janelle Lamar - 143
Amy Goodnow - 135
Kim Adams - 124
Carly Smith-Spydell - 122
Men's High Game Handicap Women's High Game Handicap
Tyler Hilker - 260
James Long - 256
Don Glasscock - 255
Brian Eye - 246
Jason Carpio - 242
Jennifer Seefeldt - 231
Freda Schroeder - 223
Amy Goodnow - 215
Janelle Lamar - 201
Carly Smith-Spydell - 196
Men's Pins Over Average Women's Pins Over Average
Tyler Hilker - 67
James Long - 65
Jason Carpio - 49
Brian Eye - 48
David Parre - 37
Jennifer Seefeldt - 41
Amy Goodnow - 36
Freda Schroeder - 32
Janelle Lamar - 16
Carly Smith-Spydell - 15

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