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Fall 2007, Week 10

Posted by BowlingBot On October - 30 - 2007ADD COMMENTS

Fall 2007 Week 10 Robo-RecapThe Fall 2007 position round is now history, and and the championship will be on us before we know it! The tenth week saw two teams climb in the standings, while one team slipped. One bowler set a new personal best series. Freda Schroeder picked up this week's high game (182) and series (512) for the women, while Cory Chorpenning earned this week's high game (227) and series (633) for the men. Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 19 & 20: Seefeldt the Glasscock hung out with Dios Mios. Led by Don Glasscock with his below-average 596 series, the Glasscock split the series with Dios Mios. Concurrently, Steve Kiernan reigned supreme in Dios Mios with his 539 as they matched their opponent in wins. Seefeldt the Glasscock remains in 1st place, while Dios Mios remain in 2nd.

week10On lanes 21 & 22: Bad Newz Kennels matched wits with Cannonbelt Run. Although topped by Freda Schroeder with her above-average 512 series, the Kennels accomplished only 1 win against Cannonbelt. Conversely, #1 Power Ranked and #1 Head-to-Head Nik Domann shined in Cannonbelt with his marvelous 630 as his team took the series with 3 wins. Bad Newz Kennels plummet 2 spots in the standings to 5th place, while Cannonbelt moves 1 spot to 3rd.

On lanes 23 & 24: Sh!t, I Don't Know celebrated their love of large, heavy balls with Split Happens. Featuring Cory Chorpenning with his above-average 633 series, I Don't Know collected 3 wins against Split Happens. While that was going down, Nick Allegri oversaw Split Happens with his below-average 469 despite his team notching only a single win. Sh!t, I Don't Know leaps 1 spot in the standings to 4th place, while Split Happens remain in 6th.

On lanes 25 & 26: The GameCox kept grabbing the balls of Ebowla. Demonstrating the prowess of Jason Carpio with his 499 series, the GameCox split the series with Ebowla. Meanwhile, Travis Kleiner showed off in Ebowla with his above-average 450 as they matched their opponent in wins. The GameCox remains in 7th place, while Ebowla remains in 8th.

Finally, down on lanes 27 & 28: Your Mom tussled with Seriously Handicapped. Though reinforced by Ryan Doll with his 552 series, Your Mom accomplished only 1 win against the Handicapped. On the other side, Tyler Hilker dominated the Handicapped with his 526 (with kudos to Most Valuable Bowler Amy Goodnow) as his team took the series with 3 wins. Your Mom remains in 9th place, while the Handicapped remains in 10th.

Bowlers slipping under the velvet rope in front of The 200 Club include: Bill Krejci (200), Brian Eye (205,211), Cory Chorpenning (215,227), Don Glasscock (205), Duncan Ferber (201), Ken M. Wilson (202,203), Nik Domann (221,218), Phil Schroeder (201), and Ryan Doll (201)


A new personal best series was rolled tonight by Nik Domann (630, previous best 577).


In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Cory Chorpenning clobbered Division 1, while nobody claimed victory in Division 2 (though Tyler Hilker came closest). Dennis Laube cleaned up Division 3, and Ryan Simonet walloped Division 4. And, finally, nobody claimed victory in the Interdivisional bracket (though Tyler Hilker (Division ) came closest). In terms of overall points: Duncan Ferber holds the reins in Division 1; Nik Domann tops Division 2; Dennis Laube and David Parre are both in the driver's seat (on each other's laps?) in Division 3 in a tie; and Travis Kleiner leads Division 4.

NEXT WEEK:
  • First, on lanes 3&4, 2nd-place Dios Mios will throw some gutter balls with 9th-place Your Mom (hcp 72). Dios Mios are expected to maintain their current strength as they win the series; while Your Mom is forecast to hold steady as they avoid getting swept.
  • Moving to lanes 19&20, 3rd-place Cannonbelt Run (hcp 33) will hang out with 5th-place Bad Newz Kennels. Cannonbelt might perform well and win the series; while the Kennels ought to hold steady as they avoid getting swept.
  • Then, over on lanes 23&24, 10th-place Seriously Handicapped (hcp 208) will spend some quality time with 1st-place Seefeldt the Glasscock. The Handicapped will likely maintain their current strength as they get swept; while the Glasscock will probably drop their average a bit even as they rack up a sweep.
  • Next up, on lanes 25&26, 8th-place Ebowla (hcp 160) will roll against 4th-place Sh!t, I Don't Know. Ebowla might perform well, but split the series with I Don't Know; while I Don't Know ought to drop their average a bit while they keep the series tied.
  • Finally, on lanes 27&28, 6th-place Split Happens will match wits with 7th-place The GameCox (hcp 8). Split Happens are predicted to perform well and just barely win the series; while the GameCox is anticipated to raise their average even as they avoid getting swept.
*(Remember, the predicted results above are based on mathematical extrapolations and can be changed by all sorts of factors. If you don't like how your team's results are predicted, you and your teammates have the power to prove the math wrong!)

THIS WEEK'S MVB


Amy Goodnow
Runner Up:
(See Posting)

  #1 POWER BOWLER


Nik Domann
Runner Up:
Kris Hiestand

  #1 H2H BOWLER


Nik Domann
Runner Up:
Kris Hiestand

  FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE)
"Did you see that dance Duncan kept doing in his approach tonight? Someone needs to get that guy some Preparation H."

Ben Lee, hoping to administer it himself.

EXPANDED STANDINGS
Pos. Team name Record Percent Total Pins Change
1 Seefeldt the Glasscock 27-13 .675 22,546 n/a
2 Dios Mios 26-14 .650 18,706 n/a
3 Cannonbelt Run 26-14 .650 18,465 +1
4 Sh!t, I Don't Know 25-15 .625 20,367 +1
5 Bad Newz Kennels 24-16 .600 19,856 -2
6 Split Happens 18-22 .450 17,267 n/a
7 The GameCox 18-22 .450 17,119 n/a
8 Ebowla 15-25 .375 14,600 n/a
9 Your Mom 11-29 .275 15,918 n/a
10 Seriously Handicapped 10-30 .250 14,784 n/a
Top Individual Achievements for Week 10
Men's High Series Scratch Women's High Series Scratch
Cory Chorpenning - 633
Nik Domann - 630
Don Glasscock - 596
Ken Wilson - 595
Brian Eye - 579
Freda Schroeder - 512
Amanda Cox Jeter - 380
Janelle Lamar - 378
Amy Goodnow - 363
Sabrina Gray - 327
Men's High Series Handicap Women's High Series Handicap
Nik Domann - 721
Cory Chorpenning - 649
Kris Hiestand - 641
Ryan Simonet - 633
Ken Wilson - 626
Freda Schroeder - 615
Amy Goodnow - 610
Janelle Lamar - 553
Amanda Cox Jeter - 552
Sabrina Gray - 550
Men's High Game Scratch Women's High Game Scratch
Cory Chorpenning - 227
Nik Domann - 221
Brian Eye - 211
Don Glasscock - 205
Ken Wilson - 203
Freda Schroeder - 182
Janelle Lamar - 145
Amy Goodnow - 143
Amanda Cox Jeter - 141
Sabrina Gray - 121
Men's High Game Handicap Women's High Game Handicap
Nik Domann - 251
Travis Kleiner - 240
Ben Carmean - 235
David Parre - 233
Cory Chorpenning - 232
Amy Goodnow - 225
Freda Schroeder - 216
Janelle Lamar - 203
Amanda Cox Jeter - 198
Sabrina Gray - 195
Men's Pins Over Average Women's Pins Over Average
Nik Domann - 59
Travis Kleiner - 53
Ben Carmean - 50
David Parre - 43
Brian Henderson - 42
Amy Goodnow - 46
Freda Schroeder - 25
Janelle Lamar - 18
Sabrina Gray - 14
Amanda Cox Jeter - 13

Fall 2007, Week 9

Posted by BowlingBot On October - 23 - 2007ADD COMMENTS

Fall 2007 Week 9 Robo-RecapBy now every team has bowled each other once, so next week is the Fall 2007 position round. But enough about next week, you came here to read about this week. The ninth week saw two teams climb in the standings, while two teams slipped. One bowler set a new personal best series. Freda Schroeder picked up this week's high game (183) and series (498) for the women, while Don Glasscock earned this week's high game (268) and series (664) for the men. Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 19 & 20: Split Happens took turns kicking the ball return with Dios Mios. Led by James Long with his astonishing 544 series, Split Happens collected 3 wins against Dios Mios. Meanwhile, John Boren guided Dios Mios with his above-average 603 despite his team notching only a single win. Split Happens leap 1 spot in the standings to 6th place, while Dios Mios sink 1 spot to 2nd.

This was done rather often this week by people we wouldn't normally expect.On lanes 21 & 22: Seriously Handicapped tussled with Sh!t, I Don't Know. Although topped by #1 Power Ranked and #1 Head-to-Head Tyler Hilker and his thrilling 625 series, the Handicapped got swept by I Don't Know. On the other side, Cory Chorpenning oversaw I Don't Know with his above-average 630 as they swept the competition. Seriously Handicapped remains in 10th place, while I Don't Know remains in 5th.

On lanes 23 & 24: Your Mom couldn't stop inappropriately groping Cannonbelt Run. In spite of top-billing by Ryan Doll with his 507 series, Your Mom got swept by Cannonbelt. On the adjacent lane, Seth Gunderson dominated Cannonbelt with his 525 (with kudos to Most Valuable Bowler Shaun Crockett) as they swept the competition. Your Mom remains in 9th place, while Cannonbelt remains in 4th.

On lanes 25 & 26: Seefeldt the Glasscock spent some quality time with The GameCox. Showcasing Don Glasscock with his 664 series, the Glasscock collected 3 wins against the GameCox. Simultaneously, Janelle (Laube) Lamar showed off in the GameCox with her 397 despite her team notching only a single win. Seefeldt the Glasscock leaps 1 spot in the standings to 1st place, while the GameCox sinks 1 spot to 7th.

Finally, down on lanes 27 & 28: Bad Newz Kennels shared a few beers with Ebowla. Blessed by Carl Goetz with his 578 series, the Kennels collected 3 wins against Ebowla. Conversely, Brian Henderson commanded Ebowla with his commanding 428 despite his team notching only a single win. Bad Newz Kennels remains in 3rd place, while Ebowla remains in 8th.

Bowlers slipping into The 200 Club include: Bill Krejci (218), Brian Eye (221), Carl Goetz (201), Cory Chorpenning (209,233), David Parre (223), Dennis Laube (204), Don Glasscock (268,221), Duncan Ferber (222), John Boren (209,212), Seth Gunderson (201), and Tyler Hilker (230,210)


A new personal best series was rolled tonight by Shaun Crockett (452, previous best 449).

The 268 rolled by Don Glasscock is tied for the 5th-best game in league history!


In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Nobody claimed victory in Division 1 (though Carl Goetz came closest), while nobody claimed victory in Division 2 (though James Long came closest). Nobody claimed victory in Division 3 (though Kendall Kukowski came closest), and nobody claimed victory in Division 4 (though Travis Kleiner and Amanda Cox Jeter came closest). Finally, Cory Chorpenning (Division 1) swept this week's Interdivisional bracket.Finally, David Parre (Division 3) swept this week's Interdivisional bracket. In terms of overall points: Duncan Ferber dominates Division 1; Nik Domann and Tyler Hilker call the shots in Division 2 in a tie; David Parre governs Division 3; and Travis Kleiner leads Division 4.

NEXT WEEK:
  • First, on lanes 19&20, 1st-place Seefeldt the Glasscock will spend some quality time with 2nd-place Dios Mios (hcp 109). The Glasscock is expected to roll a little low, yet still manage to win the series; while Dios Mios are forecast to drop their average a bit while they avoid getting swept.
  • Moving to lanes 21&22, 3rd-place Bad Newz Kennels will compete against 4th-place Cannonbelt Run (hcp 36). The Kennels might maintain their current strength as they get swept; while Cannonbelt ought to raise their average while they rack up a sweep.
  • Then, over on lanes 23&24, 5th-place Sh!t, I Don't Know will face 6th-place Split Happens (hcp 97). I Don't Know will likely have a bit of an off night, yet still manage to just barely win the series; while Split Happens will probably raise their average even as they avoid getting swept.
  • Next up, on lanes 25&26, 7th-place The GameCox will challenge 8th-place Ebowla (hcp 54). The GameCox might perform well, but split the series with Ebowla; while Ebowla ought to raise their average while they keep the series tied.
  • Finally, on lanes 27&28, 9th-place Your Mom will hang out with 10th-place Seriously Handicapped (hcp 30). Your Mom is predicted to maintain their current strength as they and split the series with the Handicapped; while the Handicapped is anticipated to hold steady as they keep the series tied.
*(Remember, the predicted results above are based on mathematical extrapolations and can be changed by all sorts of factors. If you don't like how your team's results are predicted, you and your teammates have the power to prove the math wrong!)

THIS WEEK'S MVB


Shaun Crockett
Runner Up:
(See Posting)

  #1 POWER BOWLER


Tyler Hilker
Runner Up:
David Parre

  #1 H2H BOWLER


Tyler Hilker
Runner Up:
James Long

  FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE)
"Those pins collapsed like a bridge in Minneapolis."

James Long, using a sprawling simile that just doesn't stand up.

EXPANDED STANDINGS
Pos. Team name Record Percent Total Pins Change
1 Seefeldt the Glasscock 25-11 .694 20,326 +1
2 Dios Mios 24-12 .667 16,776 -1
3 Bad Newz Kennels 23-13 .639 17,872 n/a
4 Cannonbelt Run 23-13 .639 16,501 n/a
5 Sh!t, I Don't Know 22-14 .611 18,176 n/a
6 Split Happens 17-19 .472 15,460 +1
7 The GameCox 16-20 .444 15,418 -1
8 Ebowla 13-23 .361 13,123 n/a
9 Your Mom 10-26 .278 14,268 n/a
10 Seriously Handicapped 7-29 .194 13,200 n/a
Top Individual Achievements for Week 9
Men's High Series Scratch Women's High Series Scratch
Don Glasscock - 664
Cory Chorpenning - 630
Tyler Hilker - 625
John Boren - 603
Duncan Ferber - 600
Freda Schroeder - 498
Jennifer Seefeldt - 474
Janelle Lamar - 397
Amanda Cox Jeter - 393
Sabrina Gray - 347
Men's High Series Handicap Women's High Series Handicap
Tyler Hilker - 718
David Parre - 686
Don Glasscock - 664
John Boren - 660
James Long - 656
Freda Schroeder - 603
Jennifer Seefeldt - 596
Sabrina Gray - 572
Janelle Lamar - 572 (t)
Amy Goodnow - 571
Men's High Game Scratch Women's High Game Scratch
Don Glasscock - 268
Cory Chorpenning - 233
Tyler Hilker - 230
David Parre - 223
Duncan Ferber - 222
Freda Schroeder - 183
Jennifer Seefeldt - 176
Janelle Lamar - 156
Amanda Cox Jeter - 147
Amy Goodnow - 127
Men's High Game Handicap Women's High Game Handicap
Don Glasscock - 268
David Parre - 264
Tyler Hilker - 261
Brian Henderson - 242
Dennis Laube - 240
Cory Chorpenning - 240 (t)
Freda Schroeder - 218
Jennifer Seefeldt - 216
Janelle Lamar - 214
Amy Goodnow - 210
Amanda Cox Jeter - 204
Men's Pins Over Average Women's Pins Over Average
David Parre - 75
Tyler Hilker - 69
Brian Henderson - 58
Dennis Laube - 50
Ryan Simonet - 46
Amy Goodnow - 31
Janelle Lamar - 29
Jennifer Seefeldt - 27
Freda Schroeder - 27 (t)
Amanda Cox Jeter - 19
Sabrina Gray - 13

Fall 2007, Week 8

Posted by BowlingBot On October - 16 - 2007ADD COMMENTS

Fall 2007 Week 8 Robo-RecapWe are now halfway through the Fall 2007 season, so time is running out for those teams who want a shot at the championship to position themselves. The eighth week saw three teams climb in the standings, while three teams slipped. Two bowlers set a new personal best series, and one rolled new personal high game. Janelle (Laube) Lamar landed this week's high game for the women with a 135, and women's high series was bagged by Jennifer Seefeldt with a 377. As for the men, Don Glasscock earned this week's high game (277) and series (691). Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 19 & 20: Bad Newz Kennels spent a romantic evening with Your Mom. Blessed by Carl Goetz with his below-average 487 series, the Kennels celebrated a clean sweep over Your Mom. On the other half of the score sheet, Ryan Doll showed off in Your Mom with his below-average 476 despite his team getting swept. Bad Newz Kennels remains in 3rd place, while Your Mom remains in 9th.

week8On lanes 21 & 22: Split Happens waged a heated competition against Seefeldt the Glasscock. Topped by Most Valuable Bowler Nick Allegri and his above-average 524 series, Split Happens collected 3 wins against the Glasscock. Across the ball return, Don Glasscock commanded the Glasscock with his 691 despite his team notching only a single win. Split Happens leap 1 spot in the standings to 7th place, while the Glasscock sinks 1 spot to 2nd.

On lanes 23 & 24: Ebowla had a delightful time with Dios Mios. Though featuring Tom Finley with his remarkable 420 series, Ebowla got swept by Dios Mios. As for the opposition, #1 Power-Ranked Kris Hiestand called the shots for Dios Mios with his staggering 568 as they swept the competition. Ebowla drops 1 spot in the standings to 8th place, while Dios Mios move 1 spot to 1st.

On lanes 25 & 26: Seriously Handicapped did battle with Cannonbelt Run. Notwithstanding the leadership of Tyler Hilker with his awe-inspiring 563 series, the Handicapped accomplished only 1 win against Cannonbelt. Countering this, Seth Gunderson dominated Cannonbelt with his below-average 476 as his team took the series with 3 wins. Seriously Handicapped remains in 10th place, while Cannonbelt remains in 4th.

Finally, down on lanes 27 & 28: The GameCox kept grabbing the balls of Sh!t, I Don't Know. In spite of the prowess of Jason Carpio with his below-average 475 series, the GameCox got swept by I Don't Know. Simultaneously, #1 Head-to-Head Duncan Ferber guided I Don't Know with his exceptional 676 as they swept the competition. The GameCox drops 1 spot in the standings to 6th place, while I Don't Know moves 1 spot to 5th.

Bowlers ducking past the bouncer at The 200 Club include: Brian Eye (211), Cory Chorpenning (217), Don Glasscock (225,277), Duncan Ferber (230,223,223), Ken M. Wilson (211), Kris Hiestand (223), Steve Kiernan (200), and Tyler Hilker (209)


A new personal high game was set tonight by Kris Hiestand (223, previous best 184). In addition, new personal best series were rolled by Kris Hiestand (568, previous best 471) and Duncan Ferber (676, previous best 646).

The 277 rolled by Don Glasscock is tied for the 3rd-best game in league history!


In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Duncan Ferber cleaned up Division 1, while Tyler Hilker clobbered Division 2. David Parre walloped Division 3, and Travis Kleiner creamed Division 4. And, finally, nobody claimed victory in the Interdivisional bracket, and in fact we aren't even going to talk about this bracket as it was a complete embarassment. In terms of overall points: Duncan Ferber reigns over Division 1; Nik Domann leads Division 2; Phil Schroeder governs Division 3; and Travis Kleiner calls the shots for Division 4.

NEXT WEEK:
  • First, on lanes 19&20, 7th-place Split Happens (hcp 40) will meet with 1st-place Dios Mios. Split Happens are expected to perform well, but split the series with Dios Mios; while Dios Mios are forecast to hold steady as they keep the series tied.
  • Moving to lanes 21&22, 10th-place Seriously Handicapped (hcp 167) will throw some gutter balls with 5th-place Sh!t, I Don't Know. The Handicapped might maintain their current strength as they get swept; while I Don't Know ought to hold steady as they rack up a sweep.
  • Then, over on lanes 23&24, 9th-place Your Mom (hcp 68) will test their mettle against 4th-place Cannonbelt Run. Your Mom will likely have a bit of an off night and get swept; while Cannonbelt will probably hold steady as they rack up a sweep.
  • Next up, on lanes 25&26, 2nd-place Seefeldt the Glasscock will tussle with 6th-place The GameCox (hcp 147). The Glasscock might roll a little low, but split the series with the GameCox; while the GameCox ought to hold steady as they keep the series tied.
  • Finally, on lanes 27&28, 3rd-place Bad Newz Kennels will face 8th-place Ebowla (hcp 131). The Kennels are predicted to perform well and sweep the series; while Ebowla is anticipated to raise their average even as they endure a rough night.
*(Remember, the predicted results above are based on mathematical extrapolations and can be changed by all sorts of factors. If you don't like how your team's results are predicted, you and your teammates have the power to prove the math wrong!)

THIS WEEK'S MVB


Nick Allegri
Runner Up:
(See Posting)

  #1 POWER BOWLER


Kris Hiestand
Runner Up:
David Parre

  #1 H2H BOWLER


Duncan Ferber
Runner Up:
Kris Hiestand

  FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE)
"Hurry and get it in, I don't know how much longer I can hold this up!"

Don Glasscock, to Ken Wilson, as they attempted to re-attach a wheel to a bowling bag.

EXPANDED STANDINGS
Pos. Team name Record Percent Total Pins Change
1 Dios Mios 23-9 .719 14,878 +1
2 Seefeldt the Glasscock 22-10 .688 18,058 -1
3 Bad Newz Kennels 20-12 .625 15,841 n/a
4 Cannonbelt Run 19-13 .594 14,606 n/a
5 Sh!t, I Don't Know 18-14 .563 15,920 +1
6 The GameCox 15-17 .469 13,689 -1
7 Split Happens 14-18 .438 13,602 +1
8 Ebowla 12-20 .375 11,521 -1
9 Your Mom 10-22 .313 12,705 n/a
10 Seriously Handicapped 7-25 .219 11,598 n/a
Top Individual Achievements for Week 8
Men's High Series Scratch Women's High Series Scratch
Don Glasscock - 691
Duncan Ferber - 676
Kris Hiestand - 568
Ken Wilson - 566
Tyler Hilker - 563
Jennifer Seefeldt - 377
Janelle Lamar - 361
Carly Smith-Spydell - 304
Amy Goodnow - 293
Sabrina Gray - 266
Men's High Series Handicap Women's High Series Handicap
Kris Hiestand - 752
Duncan Ferber - 695
Don Glasscock - 691
David Parre - 679
Tyler Hilker - 663
Amy Goodnow - 542
Janelle Lamar - 536
Betsy Ligibel - 525
Carly Smith-Spydell - 520
Jennifer Seefeldt - 492
Men's High Game Scratch Women's High Game Scratch
Don Glasscock - 277
Duncan Ferber - 230
Kris Hiestand - 223
Cory Chorpenning - 217
Brian Eye - 211
Ken Wilson - 211 (t)
Janelle Lamar - 135
Jennifer Seefeldt - 133
Carly Smith-Spydell - 113
Sabrina Gray - 105
Amy Goodnow - 104
Men's High Game Handicap Women's High Game Handicap
Kris Hiestand - 284
Don Glasscock - 277
Tyler Hilker - 242
David Parre - 236
Duncan Ferber - 236 (t)
Janelle Lamar - 193
Betsy Ligibel - 187
Amy Goodnow - 187 (t)
Carly Smith-Spydell - 185
Sabrina Gray - 177
Men's Pins Over Average Women's Pins Over Average
Kris Hiestand - 100
Don Glasscock - 54
Tyler Hilker - 51
Ryan Simonet - 49
David Parre - 48
Betsy Ligibel - 13
Amy Goodnow - 8
Janelle Lamar - 8 (t)
Carly Smith-Spydell - 3

Fall 2007, Week 7

Posted by BowlingBot On October - 9 - 2007ADD COMMENTS

Fall 2007 Week 7 Robo-RecapThe seventh week of Fall 2007 saw one team climb in the standings, while two teams slipped. Freda Schroeder picked up this week's high game (182) and series (435) for the women, while Don Glasscock earned this week's high game (264) and series (692) for the men. Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 19 & 20: Ebowla deliberately ate cheese sticks in front of Cannonbelt Run. Blessed by Most Valuable Bowler Brian Henderson and his thrilling 440 series, Ebowla collected 3 wins against Cannonbelt. In the midst of this, Seth Gunderson guided Cannonbelt with his 495 despite his team notching only a single win. Ebowla leaps 2 spots in the standings to 7th place, while Cannonbelt remains in 4th.

week7On lanes 21 & 22: The GameCox spent a romantic evening with Your Mom. Showcasing Will Jeter with his 437 series, the GameCox collected 3 wins against Your Mom. Across the ball return, Ryan Doll commanded Your Mom with his 562 despite his team notching only a single win. The GameCox remains in 5th place, while Your Mom sinks 1 spot to 9th.

On lanes 23 & 24: Seefeldt the Glasscock had a delightful time with Sh!t, I Don't Know. Despite the strength of Don Glasscock with his 692 series, the Glasscock accomplished only 1 win against I Don't Know. While that was going down, Duncan Ferber laid down the law in I Don't Know with his above-average 614 as his team took the series with 3 wins. Seefeldt the Glasscock remains in 1st place, while I Don't Know remains in 6th.

On lanes 25 & 26: Dios Mios spent some quality time with Bad Newz Kennels. Reinforced by Bill Krejci with his below-average 543 series, with props to #1 Power-Ranked and Most Valuable Bowler Brian Henderson, Dios Mios collected 3 wins against the Kennels. On the other half of the score sheet, Carl Goetz called the shots for the Kennels with his 576 despite his team notching only a single win. Dios Mios remains in 2nd place, while the Kennels remain in 3rd.

Finally, down on lanes 27 & 28: Seriously Handicapped kept grabbing the balls of Split Happens. Led by Tyler Hilker with his above-average 505 series, the Handicapped collected 3 wins against Split Happens. Countering this, James Long shined in Split Happens with his above-average 509 despite his team notching only a single win. Seriously Handicapped remains in 10th place, while Split Happens sink 1 spot to 8th.

Bowlers lounging at The 200 Club include: Bill Krejci (226), Carl Goetz (231), Cory Chorpenning (203), Don Glasscock (264,237), Duncan Ferber (236), James Long (214), Ken M. Wilson (201), Nik Domann (203), Ryan Doll (235), and Tyler Hilker (238)

In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Nobody claimed victory in Division 1 (though Ken M. Wilson came closest), while Will Jeter swept Division 2. Scott Murdock had his way with Division 3, and nobody claimed victory in Division 4 (though Amanda Cox Jeter came closest). Finally, Duncan Ferber (Division 1) creamed this week's Interdivisional bracket.Finally, Brian Henderson (Division 4) creamed this week's Interdivisional bracket. In terms of overall points: Duncan Ferber governs Division 1; Nik Domann leads Division 2; Phil Schroeder runs the show in Division 3; and Brian Henderson tops Division 4.

NEXT WEEK:

  • First, on lanes 19&20, 3rd-place Bad Newz Kennels will meet with 9th-place Your Mom (hcp 101). The Kennels are expected to perform well and sweep the series; while Your Mom is forecast to hold steady as they endure a rough night.
  • Moving to lanes 21&22, 8th-place Split Happens (hcp 155) will share a couple of pitchers with 1st-place Seefeldt the Glasscock. Split Happens might maintain their current strength as they lose the series but avoid getting swept; while the Glasscock ought to hold steady as they enjoy their victories.
  • Then, over on lanes 23&24, 7th-place Ebowla (hcp 88) will face 2nd-place Dios Mios. Ebowla will likely maintain their current strength as they and split the series with Dios Mios; while Dios Mios will probably drop their average a bit while they keep the series tied.
  • Next up, on lanes 25&26, 10th-place Seriously Handicapped (hcp 105) will match wits with 4th-place Cannonbelt Run. The Handicapped might maintain their current strength as they lose the series but avoid getting swept; while Cannonbelt ought to hold steady as they enjoy their victories.
  • Finally, on lanes 27&28, 5th-place The GameCox (hcp 88) will test their mettle against 6th-place Sh!t, I Don't Know. The GameCox is predicted to perform well, yet still manage to lose the series but avoid getting swept; while I Don't Know is anticipated to hold steady as they enjoy their victories.
*(Remember, the predicted results above are based on mathematical extrapolations and can be changed by all sorts of factors. If you don't like how your team's results are predicted, you and your teammates have the power to prove the math wrong!)

THIS WEEK'S MVB


Brian Henderson
Runner Up:
(See Posting)

  #1 POWER BOWLER


Kris Hiestand
Runner Up:
Don Glasscock

  #1 H2H BOWLER


Kris Hiestand
Runner Up:
Brian Henderson

  FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE)
"I mean, say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos."

Nik Domann, letting his inner führer out.

EXPANDED STANDINGS
Pos. Team name Record Percent Total Pins Change
1 Seefeldt the Glasscock 21-7 .750 15,865 n/a
2 Dios Mios 19-9 .679 12,834 n/a
3 Bad Newz Kennels 16-12 .571 13,929 n/a
4 Cannonbelt Run 16-12 .571 12,843 n/a
5 The GameCox 15-13 .536 11,967 n/a
6 Sh!t, I Don't Know 14-14 .500 13,713 n/a
7 Ebowla 12-16 .429 10,214 +2
8 Split Happens 11-17 .393 11,791 -1
9 Your Mom 10-18 .357 11,262 -1
10 Seriously Handicapped 6-22 .214 10,184 n/a
Top Individual Achievements for Week 7
Men's High Series Scratch Women's High Series Scratch
Don Glasscock - 692
Duncan Ferber - 614
Carl Goetz - 576
Ryan Doll - 562
Ken Wilson - 555
Freda Schroeder - 435
Sabrina Gray - 394
Janelle Lamar - 378
Jennifer Seefeldt - 367
Erin deVries - 320
Men's High Series Handicap Women's High Series Handicap
Don Glasscock - 692
Kris Hiestand - 672
Duncan Ferber - 638
Brian Henderson - 636
James Long - 631
Sabrina Gray - 622
Janelle Lamar - 550
Freda Schroeder - 535
Erin deVries - 526
Amy Goodnow - 525
Men's High Game Scratch Women's High Game Scratch
Don Glasscock - 264
Tyler Hilker - 238
Duncan Ferber - 236
Ryan Doll - 235
Carl Goetz - 231
Freda Schroeder - 182
Sabrina Gray - 145
Jennifer Seefeldt - 142
Janelle Lamar - 138
Erin deVries - 117
Men's High Game Handicap Women's High Game Handicap
Tyler Hilker - 273
Don Glasscock - 264
James Long - 254
Ryan Doll - 251
Duncan Ferber - 244
Sabrina Gray - 221
Freda Schroeder - 215
Janelle Lamar - 195
Erin deVries - 185
Carly Smith-Spydell - 179
Amy Goodnow - 179 (t)
Men's Pins Over Average Women's Pins Over Average
Tyler Hilker - 82
James Long - 65
Ryan Doll - 56
Duncan Ferber - 46
Kris Hiestand - 45
Sabrina Gray - 40
Freda Schroeder - 24
Janelle Lamar - 10
Erin deVries - 3

Fall 2007, Week 6

Posted by BowlingBot On October - 2 - 2007ADD COMMENTS

Fall 2007 Week 6 Robo-RecapThe sixth week of Fall 2007 saw four teams climb in the standings, while three teams slipped. One bowler set a new personal best series. Freda Schroeder picked up this week's high game (185) and series (504) for the women. As for the men, Bill Krejci snagged this week's high game with a 264, and high series was earned by Don Glasscock with a 693. Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 19 & 20: Sh!t, I Don't Know had some one-on-one time with Split Happens. Despite the strength of Cory Chorpenning with his below-average 547 series, I Don't Know accomplished only 1 win against Split Happens. Countering this, Most Valuable Bowler Nick Allegri shined in Split Happens with his stupendous 577 as his team took the series with 3 wins. Sh!t, I Don't Know drops 1 spot in the standings to 6th place, while Split Happens move 1 spot to 7th.

week6On lanes 21 & 22: Cannonbelt Run spent a romantic evening with Dios Mios. Starring Seth Gunderson with his 518 series, Cannonbelt collected 3 wins against Dios Mios. On the flipside, Bill Krejci commanded Dios Mios with his above-average 651 despite his team notching only a single win. Cannonbelt Run remains in 4th place, while Dios Mios move 1 spot to 2nd.

On lanes 23 & 24: The GameCox deliberately ate cheese sticks in front of Seriously Handicapped. Showcasing Jason Carpio with his dazzling 574 series, the GameCox collected 3 wins against the Handicapped. Across the ball return, John Kroenke took the lead in the Handicapped with his commanding 403 despite his team notching only a single win. The GameCox leaps 1 spot in the standings to 5th place, while the Handicapped remains in 10th.

On lanes 25 & 26: Ebowla kept stealing sips of beer from Your Mom. Although blessed by Travis Kleiner with his 401 series, Ebowla accomplished only 1 win against Your Mom. As for the opposition, Ryan Doll guided Your Mom with his below-average 510 as his team took the series with 3 wins. Ebowla plummets 2 spots in the standings to 9th place, while Your Mom moves 1 spot to 8th.

Finally, down on lanes 27 & 28: Seefeldt the Glasscock took turns kicking the ball return with Bad Newz Kennels. Highlighting the skills of Don Glasscock with his above-average 693 series, with props to #1 Power-Ranked and Most Valuable Bowler Nick Allegri, the Glasscock celebrated a clean sweep over the Kennels. On the adjacent lane, Carl Goetz called the shots for the Kennels with his 558 despite his team getting swept. Seefeldt the Glasscock remains in 1st place, while the Kennels sink 1 spot to 3rd.

Bowlers who stripped naked and shared a cozy hottub together in a back room at The 200 Club include: Bill Krejci (264), Brian Eye (204,248,222), Carl Goetz (210,202), Cory Chorpenning (201), Don Glasscock (249,225,219), Jason Carpio (208), Ken M. Wilson (212,212), Nick Allegri (209), and Phil Schroeder (231)


A new personal best series was rolled tonight by Bill Krejci (651, previous best 627).

The 264 rolled by Bill Krejci is the new 9th-best game in league history!
The 693 rolled by Don Glasscock is tied for the 9th-best series in league history!


In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Brian Eye conquered Division 1, while Nick Allegri shut down Division 2. Phil Schroeder rolled his ass to the top of Division 3, and Janelle (Laube) Lamar creamed Division 4. And, finally, nobody claimed victory in the Interdivisional bracket (though Carl Goetz and Seth Gunderson (Division ) came closest). In terms of overall points: Brian Eye, Steve Kiernan, and Duncan Ferber lead Division 1 in a tie; Nik Domann reigns over Division 2; Phil Schroeder dominates Division 3; and Janelle (Laube) Lamar calls the shots for Division 4.

NEXT WEEK:
  • First, on lanes 19&20, 9th-place Ebowla (hcp 104) will share a couple of pitchers with 4th-place Cannonbelt Run. Ebowla is expected to perform well, yet still manage to lose the series but avoid getting swept; while Cannonbelt is forecast to hold steady as they enjoy their victories.
  • Moving to lanes 21&22, 5th-place The GameCox will roll against 8th-place Your Mom (hcp 29). The GameCox might maintain their current strength as they win the series; while Your Mom ought to hold steady as they avoid getting swept.
  • Then, over on lanes 23&24, 1st-place Seefeldt the Glasscock will chuck some balls with 6th-place Sh!t, I Don't Know (hcp 62). The Glasscock will likely maintain their current strength as they win the series; while I Don't Know will probably drop their average a bit while they avoid getting swept.
  • Next up, on lanes 25&26, 2nd-place Dios Mios (hcp 50) will hang out with 3rd-place Bad Newz Kennels. Dios Mios might maintain their current strength as they lose the series but avoid getting swept; while the Kennels ought to raise their average while they enjoy their victories.
  • Finally, on lanes 27&28, 10th-place Seriously Handicapped (hcp 68) will throw some gutter balls with 7th-place Split Happens. The Handicapped is predicted to perform well, yet still manage to lose the series but avoid getting swept; while Split Happens are anticipated to hold steady as they enjoy their victories.
*(Remember, the predicted results above are based on mathematical extrapolations and can be changed by all sorts of factors. If you don't like how your team's results are predicted, you and your teammates have the power to prove the math wrong!)

THIS WEEK'S MVB


Nick Allegri
Runner Up:
(See Posting)

  #1 POWER BOWLER


Brian Eye
Runner Up:
Don Glasscock

  #1 H2H BOWLER


Brian Eye
Runner Up:
Jason Carpio

  FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE)
"This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps!"

Janelle Lamar, with a handy vacation tip.

EXPANDED STANDINGS
Pos. Team name Record Percent Total Pins Change
1 Seefeldt the Glasscock 20-4 .833 13,703 n/a
2 Dios Mios 16-8 .667 10,974 +1
3 Bad Newz Kennels 15-9 .625 11,972 -1
4 Cannonbelt Run 15-9 .625 11,041 n/a
5 The GameCox 12-12 .500 10,245 +1
6 Sh!t, I Don't Know 11-13 .458 11,641 -1
7 Split Happens 10-14 .417 10,129 +1
8 Your Mom 9-15 .375 9,678 +1
9 Ebowla 9-15 .375 8,693 -2
10 Seriously Handicapped 3-21 .125 8,626 n/a
Top Individual Achievements for Week 6
Men's High Series Scratch Women's High Series Scratch
Don Glasscock - 693
Brian Eye - 674
Bill Krejci - 651
Ken Wilson - 603
Nick Allegri - 577
Freda Schroeder - 504
Jennifer Seefeldt - 445
Janelle Lamar - 429
Carly Smith-Spydell - 380
Amanda Cox Jeter - 368
Men's High Series Handicap Women's High Series Handicap
Brian Eye - 700
Don Glasscock - 693
Bill Krejci - 675
Nick Allegri - 670
Jason Carpio - 665
Freda Schroeder - 609
Janelle Lamar - 609 (t)
Carly Smith-Spydell - 596
Sabrina Gray - 547
Jennifer Seefeldt - 543
Amanda Cox Jeter - 538
Men's High Game Scratch Women's High Game Scratch
Bill Krejci - 264
Don Glasscock - 249
Brian Eye - 248
Phil Schroeder - 231
Ken Wilson - 212
Freda Schroeder - 185
Janelle Lamar - 174
Jennifer Seefeldt - 156
Carly Smith-Spydell - 155
Amanda Cox Jeter - 136
Men's High Game Handicap Women's High Game Handicap
Bill Krejci - 272
Phil Schroeder - 261
Brian Eye - 256
Don Glasscock - 249
Nick Allegri - 240
Janelle Lamar - 234
Carly Smith-Spydell - 227
Freda Schroeder - 220
Amy Goodnow - 195
Sabrina Gray - 195 (t)
Amanda Cox Jeter - 192
Men's Pins Over Average Women's Pins Over Average
Bill Krejci - 74
Phil Schroeder - 69
Brian Eye - 59
Tom Finley - 56
Nick Allegri - 48
Janelle Lamar - 49
Carly Smith-Spydell - 45
Freda Schroeder - 29
Amy Goodnow - 16
Sabrina Gray - 14

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