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Fall 2007, Week 5

Posted by BowlingBot September 25, 2007 Fall 2007, Week 5 View Score Sheets

Fall 2007 Week 5 Robo-RecapThe fifth week of Fall 2007 saw two teams climb in the standings, while three teams slipped. Two bowlers set a new personal best series, and one rolled new personal high game. Jennifer Seefeldt picked up this week's high game (176) and series (494) for the women, while Cory Chorpenning earned this week's high game (279) and series (676) for the men. Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 19 & 20: Dios Mios sparred with The GameCox. Starring #1 Head-to-Head Bill Krejci and his above-average 627 series, Dios Mios collected 3 wins against the GameCox. As for the opposition, Jason Carpio reigned supreme in the GameCox with his above-average 526 despite his team notching only a single win. Dios Mios remains in 3rd place, while the GameCox sinks 1 spot to 6th.

Brian Byfield's cross-lanes incident tonight might not have been quite this cool, but it was still impressive.On lanes 21 & 22: Ebowla kept stealing sips of beer from Seriously Handicapped. Showcasing Travis Kleiner with his above-average 429 series, Ebowla collected 3 wins against the Handicapped. Across the ball return, Tyler Hilker oversaw the Handicapped with his (either injured, sick, or sandbagging) 397 despite his team notching only a single win. Ebowla leaps 2 spots in the standings to 7th place, while the Handicapped remains in 10th.

On lanes 23 & 24: Split Happens alternated between bowling and dry humping Bad Newz Kennels. While headlined by Nick Allegri with his below-average 460 series, Split Happens accomplished only 1 win against the Kennels. While that was going down, Carl Goetz ruled the Kennels with his 566 (with kudos to Most Valuable Bowler Phil Schroeder) as his team took the series with 3 wins. Split Happens drop 1 spot in the standings to 8th place, while the Kennels remain in 2nd.

On lanes 25 & 26: Cannonbelt Run had some one-on-one time with Seefeldt the Glasscock. Even though highlighted by the skills of Seth Gunderson with his above-average 541 series, Cannonbelt accomplished only 1 win against the Glasscock. Countering this, Don Glasscock shined in the Glasscock with his 668 as his team took the series with 3 wins. Cannonbelt Run remains in 4th place, while the Glasscock remains in 1st.

Finally, down on lanes 27 & 28: Sh!t, I Don't Know accepted a challenge by Your Mom. Topped by #1 Power-Ranked Cory Chorpenning and his breathtaking 676 series, I Don't Know collected 3 wins against Your Mom. On the flipside, Ryan Doll mastered Your Mom with his 550 despite his team notching only a single win. Sh!t, I Don't Know leaps 1 spot in the standings to 5th place, while Your Mom sinks 1 spot to 9th.

Bowlers getting the VIP treatment in The 200 Club include: Bill Krejci (228,212), Carl Goetz (224), Cory Chorpenning (279,207), Dennis Laube (200), Don Glasscock (265,210), Duncan Ferber (201,247), Jason Carpio (205), Ken M. Wilson (201), Phil Schroeder (210), Ryan Doll (210), and Scott Murdock (225)


A new personal high game was set tonight by Cory Chorpenning (279, previous best 247). In addition, new personal best series were rolled by Bill Krejci (627, previous best 621) and Cory Chorpenning (676, previous best 648).

Adding to the excitement, the 279 rolled by Cory Chorpenning is this season's new high game for men.

The 279 rolled by Cory Chorpenning is tied for the 2nd-best game in league history!


In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Steve Kiernan rolled his ass to the top of Division 1, while nobody claimed victory in Division 2 (though Nik Domann came closest). Seth Gunderson had his way with Division 3, and nobody claimed victory in Division 4 (though John Kroenke came closest). Finally, Jason Carpio (Division 2) decimated this week's Interdivisional bracket. In terms of overall points: Steve Kiernan and Duncan Ferber reign over Division 1 in a tie; Nik Domann is in the driver's seat in Division 2; Jennifer Seefeldt and Seth Gunderson top Division 3 in a tie; and Travis Kleiner dominates Division 4.

NEXT WEEK:
  • First, on lanes 19&20, 5th-place Sh!t, I Don't Know will battle 8th-place Split Happens (hcp 102). I Don't Know is expected to maintain their current strength as they win the series; while Split Happens are forecast to hold steady as they avoid getting swept.
  • Moving to lanes 21&22, 4th-place Cannonbelt Run will challenge 3rd-place Dios Mios (hcp 12). Cannonbelt might maintain their current strength as they win the series; while Dios Mios ought to hold steady as they avoid getting swept.
  • Then, over on lanes 23&24, 6th-place The GameCox will hang out with 10th-place Seriously Handicapped (hcp 71). The GameCox will likely maintain their current strength as they sweep the series; while the Handicapped will probably hold steady as they endure a rough night.
  • Next up, on lanes 25&26, 7th-place Ebowla (hcp 37) will spend some quality time with 9th-place Your Mom. Ebowla might perform well and sweep the series; while Your Mom ought to hold steady as they endure a rough night.
  • Finally, on lanes 27&28, 1st-place Seefeldt the Glasscock will compete against 2nd-place Bad Newz Kennels (hcp 71). The Glasscock is predicted to roll a little low and lose the series but avoid getting swept; while the Kennels are anticipated to raise their average while they enjoy their victories.
*(Remember, the predicted results above are based on mathematical extrapolations and can be changed by all sorts of factors. If you don't like how your team's results are predicted, you and your teammates have the power to prove the math wrong!)

THIS WEEK'S MVB


Phil Schroeder
Runner Up:
(See Posting)

  #1 POWER BOWLER


Cory Chorpenning
Runner Up:
Phil Schroeder

  #1 H2H BOWLER


Bill Krejci
Runner Up:
Phil Schroeder

  FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE)
"I tried to ignore it, but my gaze was constantly drawn to Brian's dead wood."

Ben Lee, wishing someone would come get it off. (The lane.)

EXPANDED STANDINGS
Pos. Team name Record Percent Total Pins Change
1 Seefeldt the Glasscock 16-4 .800 11,288 n/a
2 Bad Newz Kennels 15-5 .750 9,949 n/a
3 Dios Mios 15-5 .750 9,204 n/a
4 Cannonbelt Run 12-8 .600 9,189 n/a
5 Sh!t, I Don't Know 10-10 .500 9,664 +1
6 The GameCox 9-11 .450 8,444 -1
7 Ebowla 8-12 .400 7,208 +2
8 Split Happens 7-13 .350 8,381 -1
9 Your Mom 6-14 .300 8,006 -1
10 Seriously Handicapped 2-18 .100 7,228 n/a
Top Individual Achievements for Week 5
Men's High Series Scratch Women's High Series Scratch
Cory Chorpenning - 676
Don Glasscock - 668
Bill Krejci - 627
Duncan Ferber - 619
Ken Wilson - 572
Jennifer Seefeldt - 494
Freda Schroeder - 435
Carly Smith-Spydell - 382
Sabrina Gray - 348
Amanda Cox Jeter - 340
Men's High Series Handicap Women's High Series Handicap
Cory Chorpenning - 700
Don Glasscock - 668
Bill Krejci - 665
Phil Schroeder - 660
Duncan Ferber - 652
Carly Smith-Spydell - 612
Jennifer Seefeldt - 597
Amy Goodnow - 583
Sabrina Gray - 580
Freda Schroeder - 533
Men's High Game Scratch Women's High Game Scratch
Cory Chorpenning - 279
Don Glasscock - 265
Duncan Ferber - 247
Bill Krejci - 228
Scott Murdock - 225
Jennifer Seefeldt - 176
Freda Schroeder - 160
Sabrina Gray - 145
Carly Smith-Spydell - 137
Amy Goodnow - 133
Men's High Game Handicap Women's High Game Handicap
Cory Chorpenning - 287
Don Glasscock - 265
Scott Murdock - 264
Duncan Ferber - 258
Phil Schroeder - 245
Sabrina Gray - 222
Amy Goodnow - 217
Carly Smith-Spydell - 213
Jennifer Seefeldt - 210
Freda Schroeder - 192
Men's Pins Over Average Women's Pins Over Average
Cory Chorpenning - 89
Scott Murdock - 74
Duncan Ferber - 61
Phil Schroeder - 54
Dennis Laube - 48
Sabrina Gray - 42
Amy Goodnow - 39
Carly Smith-Spydell - 33
Jennifer Seefeldt - 19
Freda Schroeder - 1


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