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Fall 2007, Week 5

Posted by BowlingBot On September - 25 - 2007ADD COMMENTS

Fall 2007 Week 5 Robo-RecapThe fifth week of Fall 2007 saw two teams climb in the standings, while three teams slipped. Two bowlers set a new personal best series, and one rolled new personal high game. Jennifer Seefeldt picked up this week's high game (176) and series (494) for the women, while Cory Chorpenning earned this week's high game (279) and series (676) for the men. Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 19 & 20: Dios Mios sparred with The GameCox. Highlighting the skills of #1 Head-to-Head Bill Krejci and his above-average 627 series, Dios Mios collected 3 wins against the GameCox. While that was going down, Jason Carpio ruled the GameCox with his above-average 526 despite his team notching only a single win. Dios Mios remains in 3rd place, while the GameCox sinks 1 spot to 6th.

Brian Byfield's cross-lanes incident tonight might not have been quite this cool, but it was still impressive.On lanes 21 & 22: Ebowla matched wits with Seriously Handicapped. Demonstrating the prowess of Travis Kleiner with his above-average 429 series, Ebowla collected 3 wins against the Handicapped. In the meantime, Tyler Hilker oversaw the Handicapped with his (either injured, sick, or sandbagging) 397 despite his team notching only a single win. Ebowla leaps 2 spots in the standings to 7th place, while the Handicapped remains in 10th.

On lanes 23 & 24: Split Happens couldn't stop inappropriately groping Bad Newz Kennels. Although blessed by Nick Allegri with his below-average 460 series, Split Happens accomplished only 1 win against the Kennels. On the other half of the score sheet, Carl Goetz dominated the Kennels with his 566 (with kudos to Most Valuable Bowler Phil Schroeder) as his team took the series with 3 wins. Split Happens drop 1 spot in the standings to 8th place, while the Kennels remain in 2nd.

On lanes 25 & 26: Cannonbelt Run alternated splits with Seefeldt the Glasscock. Although topped by Seth Gunderson with his above-average 541 series, Cannonbelt accomplished only 1 win against the Glasscock. On the flipside, Don Glasscock showed off in the Glasscock with his 668 as his team took the series with 3 wins. Cannonbelt Run remains in 4th place, while the Glasscock remains in 1st.

Finally, down on lanes 27 & 28: Sh!t, I Don't Know hung out with Your Mom. With the strength of #1 Power-Ranked Cory Chorpenning and his splendid 676 series, I Don't Know collected 3 wins against Your Mom. Simultaneously, Ryan Doll shined in Your Mom with his 550 despite his team notching only a single win. Sh!t, I Don't Know leaps 1 spot in the standings to 5th place, while Your Mom sinks 1 spot to 9th.

Bowlers who stripped naked and shared a cozy hottub together in a back room at The 200 Club include: Bill Krejci (228,212), Carl Goetz (224), Cory Chorpenning (279,207), Dennis Laube (200), Don Glasscock (265,210), Duncan Ferber (201,247), Jason Carpio (205), Ken M. Wilson (201), Phil Schroeder (210), Ryan Doll (210), and Scott Murdock (225)


A new personal high game was set tonight by Cory Chorpenning (279, previous best 247). In addition, new personal best series were rolled by Bill Krejci (627, previous best 621) and Cory Chorpenning (676, previous best 648).

Adding to the excitement, the 279 rolled by Cory Chorpenning is this season's new high game for men.

The 279 rolled by Cory Chorpenning is tied for the 2nd-best game in league history!


In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Steve Kiernan got the better of Division 1, while nobody claimed victory in Division 2 (though Nik Domann came closest). Seth Gunderson spanked Division 3, and nobody claimed victory in Division 4 (though John Kroenke came closest). Finally, Jason Carpio (Division 2) crushed this week's Interdivisional bracket. In terms of overall points: Steve Kiernan and Duncan Ferber top Division 1 in a tie; Nik Domann governs Division 2; Jennifer Seefeldt and Seth Gunderson lead Division 3 in a tie; and Travis Kleiner runs the show in Division 4.

NEXT WEEK:
  • First, on lanes 19&20, 5th-place Sh!t, I Don't Know will spend some quality time with 8th-place Split Happens (hcp 102). I Don't Know is expected to maintain their current strength as they win the series; while Split Happens are forecast to hold steady as they avoid getting swept.
  • Moving to lanes 21&22, 4th-place Cannonbelt Run will test their mettle against 3rd-place Dios Mios (hcp 12). Cannonbelt might maintain their current strength as they win the series; while Dios Mios ought to hold steady as they avoid getting swept.
  • Then, over on lanes 23&24, 6th-place The GameCox will challenge 10th-place Seriously Handicapped (hcp 71). The GameCox will likely maintain their current strength as they sweep the series; while the Handicapped will probably hold steady as they endure a rough night.
  • Next up, on lanes 25&26, 7th-place Ebowla (hcp 37) will compete against 9th-place Your Mom. Ebowla might perform well and sweep the series; while Your Mom ought to hold steady as they endure a rough night.
  • Finally, on lanes 27&28, 1st-place Seefeldt the Glasscock will face 2nd-place Bad Newz Kennels (hcp 71). The Glasscock is predicted to roll a little low and lose the series but avoid getting swept; while the Kennels are anticipated to raise their average while they enjoy their victories.
*(Remember, the predicted results above are based on mathematical extrapolations and can be changed by all sorts of factors. If you don't like how your team's results are predicted, you and your teammates have the power to prove the math wrong!)

THIS WEEK'S MVB


Phil Schroeder
Runner Up:
(See Posting)

  #1 POWER BOWLER


Cory Chorpenning
Runner Up:
Phil Schroeder

  #1 H2H BOWLER


Bill Krejci
Runner Up:
Phil Schroeder

  FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE)
"Fuck it, Dude, let's go bowling."

Kris Hiestand, having a senior moment.

EXPANDED STANDINGS
Pos. Team name Record Percent Total Pins Change
1 Seefeldt the Glasscock 16-4 .800 11,288 n/a
2 Bad Newz Kennels 15-5 .750 9,949 n/a
3 Dios Mios 15-5 .750 9,204 n/a
4 Cannonbelt Run 12-8 .600 9,189 n/a
5 Sh!t, I Don't Know 10-10 .500 9,664 +1
6 The GameCox 9-11 .450 8,444 -1
7 Ebowla 8-12 .400 7,208 +2
8 Split Happens 7-13 .350 8,381 -1
9 Your Mom 6-14 .300 8,006 -1
10 Seriously Handicapped 2-18 .100 7,228 n/a
Top Individual Achievements for Week 5
Men's High Series Scratch Women's High Series Scratch
Cory Chorpenning - 676
Don Glasscock - 668
Bill Krejci - 627
Duncan Ferber - 619
Ken Wilson - 572
Jennifer Seefeldt - 494
Freda Schroeder - 435
Carly Smith-Spydell - 382
Sabrina Gray - 348
Amanda Cox Jeter - 340
Men's High Series Handicap Women's High Series Handicap
Cory Chorpenning - 700
Don Glasscock - 668
Bill Krejci - 665
Phil Schroeder - 660
Duncan Ferber - 652
Carly Smith-Spydell - 612
Jennifer Seefeldt - 597
Amy Goodnow - 583
Sabrina Gray - 580
Freda Schroeder - 533
Men's High Game Scratch Women's High Game Scratch
Cory Chorpenning - 279
Don Glasscock - 265
Duncan Ferber - 247
Bill Krejci - 228
Scott Murdock - 225
Jennifer Seefeldt - 176
Freda Schroeder - 160
Sabrina Gray - 145
Carly Smith-Spydell - 137
Amy Goodnow - 133
Men's High Game Handicap Women's High Game Handicap
Cory Chorpenning - 287
Don Glasscock - 265
Scott Murdock - 264
Duncan Ferber - 258
Phil Schroeder - 245
Sabrina Gray - 222
Amy Goodnow - 217
Carly Smith-Spydell - 213
Jennifer Seefeldt - 210
Freda Schroeder - 192
Men's Pins Over Average Women's Pins Over Average
Cory Chorpenning - 89
Scott Murdock - 74
Duncan Ferber - 61
Phil Schroeder - 54
Dennis Laube - 48
Sabrina Gray - 42
Amy Goodnow - 39
Carly Smith-Spydell - 33
Jennifer Seefeldt - 19
Freda Schroeder - 1

Fall 2007, Week 4

Posted by BowlingBot On September - 18 - 2007ADD COMMENTS

Fall 2007 Week 4 Robo-RecapThe fourth week of Fall 2007 saw three teams climb in the standings, while three teams slipped. Jennifer Seefeldt picked up this week's high game (194) and series (523) for the women, while Don Glasscock earned this week's high game (238) and series (648) for the men. Meanwhile, the Tournament of Champions also kicked off tonight, beginning of 13 weeks of one-on-one bowling excitement! Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 19 & 20: Your Mom waged a heated competition against Seefeldt the Glasscock. While headlined by Ryan Doll with his 545 series, Your Mom accomplished only 1 win against the Glasscock. Countering this, Don Glasscock guided the Glasscock with his 648 (with props to #1 Head-to-Head bowler ) as his team took the series with 3 wins. Your Mom remains in 8th place, while the Glasscock remains in 1st.

week4On lanes 21 & 22: Sh!t, I Don't Know chucked gutter balls with Bad Newz Kennels. Reinforced by Cory Chorpenning, Duncan Ferber with their 574 series, I Don't Know split the series with the Kennels. Simultaneously, Carl Goetz laid down the law in the Kennels with his above-average 596 as they matched their opponent in wins. Sh!t, I Don't Know leaps 1 spot in the standings to 6th place, while the Kennels remain in 2nd.

On lanes 23 & 24: Cannonbelt Run faced off against The GameCox. Led by #1 Power-Ranked Seth Gunderson and his splendid 537 series, Cannonbelt celebrated a clean sweep over the GameCox. In the midst of this, Jason Carpio took the lead in the GameCox with his below-average 438 despite his team getting swept. Cannonbelt Run leaps 1 spot in the standings to 4th place, while the GameCox sinks 1 spot to 5th.

On lanes 25 & 26: Split Happens entered a showdown to the death with Ebowla. Even though highlighted by the skills of Nick Allegri with his below-average 451 series, Split Happens got swept by Ebowla. Meanwhile, Most Valuable Bowler Travis Kleiner ruled Ebowla with his dramatic 455 as they swept the competition. Split Happens drop 1 spot in the standings to 7th place, while Ebowla moves 1 spot to 9th.

Finally, down on lanes 27 & 28: Dios Mios kept stealing sips of beer from Seriously Handicapped. Featuring Steve Kiernan with his below-average 488 series, Dios Mios celebrated a clean sweep over the Handicapped. On the other side, Tyler Hilker reigned supreme in the Handicapped with his (either injured, sick, or sandbagging) 395 despite his team getting swept. Dios Mios remains in 3rd place, while the Handicapped sinks 1 spot to 10th.

Bowlers bribing their way into The 200 Club include: Brian Eye (220), Carl Goetz (214,201), Cory Chorpenning (215), David Parre (217), Don Glasscock (238,230), Duncan Ferber (202), Ryan Doll (207), and Seth Gunderson (212)

In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Duncan Ferber walloped Division 1, while Nik Domann made quick work of Division 2. Jennifer Seefeldt mopped up Division 3, and Travis Kleiner conquered Division 4. And, finally, nobody claimed victory in the Interdivisional bracket (though Don Glasscock and Phil Schroeder (Division ) came closest). In terms of overall points: Duncan Ferber dominates Division 1; Nik Domann tops Division 2; Jennifer Seefeldt reigns over Division 3; and Travis Kleiner leads Division 4.

NEXT WEEK:

  • First, on lanes 19&20, 3rd-place Dios Mios will spend some quality time with 5th-place The GameCox (hcp 22). Dios Mios are expected to maintain their current strength as they lose the series but avoid getting swept; while the GameCox is forecast to hold steady as they enjoy their victories.
  • Moving to lanes 21&22, 9th-place Ebowla (hcp 4) will throw some gutter balls with 10th-place Seriously Handicapped. Ebowla might perform well and sweep the series; while the Handicapped ought to hold steady as they endure a rough night.
  • Then, over on lanes 23&24, 7th-place Split Happens (hcp 75) will tussle with 2nd-place Bad Newz Kennels. Split Happens will likely maintain their current strength as they get swept; while the Kennels will probably raise their average while they rack up a sweep.
  • Next up, on lanes 25&26, 4th-place Cannonbelt Run (hcp 109) will battle 1st-place Seefeldt the Glasscock. Cannonbelt might maintain their current strength as they lose the series but avoid getting swept; while the Glasscock ought to drop their average a bit even as they enjoy their victories.
  • Finally, on lanes 27&28, 6th-place Sh!t, I Don't Know will chill with 8th-place Your Mom (hcp 114). I Don't Know is predicted to roll a little low and lose the series but avoid getting swept; while Your Mom is anticipated to hold steady as they enjoy their victories.
*(Remember, the predicted results above are based on mathematical extrapolations and can be changed by all sorts of factors. If you don't like how your team's results are predicted, you and your teammates have the power to prove the math wrong!)

THIS WEEK'S MVB


Travis Kleiner
Runner Up:
(See Posting)

  #1 POWER BOWLER


Seth Gunderson
Runner Up:
Don Glasscock

  #1 H2H BOWLER


Jennifer Seefeldt
Runner Up:
Carl Goetz

  FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE)
"I didn't blame anyone for the loss of my legs. Some Chinaman took them from me in Korea."

Cory Chorpenning, always with an excuse for a crappy game.

EXPANDED STANDINGS
Pos. Team name Record Percent Total Pins Change
1 Seefeldt the Glasscock 13-3 .813 9,035 n/a
2 Bad Newz Kennels 12-4 .750 7,894 n/a
3 Dios Mios 12-4 .750 7,382 n/a
4 Cannonbelt Run 11-5 .688 7,294 +1
5 The GameCox 8-8 .500 6,766 -1
6 Sh!t, I Don't Know 7-9 .438 7,489 +1
7 Split Happens 6-10 .375 6,729 -1
8 Your Mom 5-11 .313 6,394 n/a
9 Ebowla 5-11 .313 5,667 +1
10 Seriously Handicapped 1-15 .063 5,810 -1
Top Individual Achievements for Week 4
Men's High Series Scratch Women's High Series Scratch
Don Glasscock - 648
Carl Goetz - 596
Duncan Ferber - 574
Cory Chorpenning - 574 (t)
Ryan Doll - 545
Brian Eye - 540
Jennifer Seefeldt - 523
Freda Schroeder - 482
Janelle Lamar - 373
Amanda Cox Jeter - 367
Carly Smith-Spydell - 342
Men's High Series Handicap Women's High Series Handicap
Seth Gunderson - 666
Don Glasscock - 648
Travis Kleiner - 642
Carl Goetz - 629
Nik Domann - 627
Jennifer Seefeldt - 638
Carly Smith-Spydell - 584
Freda Schroeder - 580
Sabrina Gray - 542
Janelle Lamar - 541
Men's High Game Scratch Women's High Game Scratch
Don Glasscock - 238
Brian Eye - 220
David Parre - 217
Cory Chorpenning - 215
Carl Goetz - 214
Jennifer Seefeldt - 194
Freda Schroeder - 179
Carly Smith-Spydell - 149
Amanda Cox Jeter - 145
Janelle Lamar - 136
Men's High Game Handicap Women's High Game Handicap
David Parre - 263
Seth Gunderson - 255
Travis Kleiner - 246
Don Glasscock - 238
John Keck - 226
Jennifer Seefeldt - 232
Carly Smith-Spydell - 229
Freda Schroeder - 211
Amanda Cox Jeter - 195
Janelle Lamar - 192
Men's Pins Over Average Women's Pins Over Average
David Parre - 75
Seth Gunderson - 66
Travis Kleiner - 62
John Keck - 44
Nik Domann - 31
Carly Smith-Spydell - 50
Jennifer Seefeldt - 42
Freda Schroeder - 20
Sabrina Gray - 11
Amanda Cox Jeter - 8

Fall 2007, Week 3

Posted by BowlingBot On September - 11 - 2007ADD COMMENTS

Fall 2007 Week 3 Robo-RecapThe third week of Fall 2007 saw three teams climb in the standings, while four teams slipped. One bowler set a new personal best series, and one rolled new personal high game. Freda Schroeder landed this week's high game for the women with a 170, and women's high series was bagged by Freda Schroeder and Jennifer Seefeldt, who tied with a 465. As for the men, Steve Kiernan earned this week's high game (236) and series (612).And the Tournament of Champions divisions are now set, ready for one-on-one action to begin next week! Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 19 & 20: Cannonbelt Run alternated between bowling and dry humping Sh!t, I Don't Know. Showcasing Chris Glaros with his 467 series, Cannonbelt collected 3 wins against I Don't Know. Conversely, Cory Chorpenning laid down the law in I Don't Know with his 567 despite his team notching only a single win. Cannonbelt Run drops 1 spot in the standings to 5th place, while I Don't Know plunges 2 spots to 7th.

week3On lanes 21 & 22: Your Mom celebrated their love of large, heavy balls with Split Happens. Although blessed by Ryan Doll with his below-average 483 series, Your Mom got swept by Split Happens. On the flipside, Nick Allegri dominated Split Happens with his above-average 537 as they swept the competition. Your Mom drops 1 spot in the standings to 8th place, while Split Happens jump 2 spots to 6th.

On lanes 23 & 24: Dios Mios entered a showdown to the death with Seefeldt the Glasscock. While headlined by Steve Kiernan with his above-average 612 series, with props to #1 Head-to-Head bowler , Dios Mios accomplished only 1 win against the Glasscock. Across the ball return, Ken M. Wilson mastered the Glasscock with his above-average 597 as his team took the series with 3 wins. Dios Mios drop 1 spot in the standings to 3rd place, while the Glasscock remains in 1st.

On lanes 25 & 26: Bad Newz Kennels chucked gutter balls with Seriously Handicapped. With top billing by Carl Goetz with his above-average 600 series, the Kennels celebrated a clean sweep over the Handicapped. In the midst of this, Tyler Hilker showed off in the Handicapped with his (either injured, sick, or sandbagging) 476 despite his team getting swept. Bad Newz Kennels leap 1 spot in the standings to 2nd place, while the Handicapped remains in 9th.

Finally, down on lanes 27 & 28: Ebowla did battle with The GameCox. Although topped by Tom Finley with his 345 series, Ebowla got swept by the GameCox. In the meantime, #1 Power-Ranked and Most Valuable Bowler Will Jeter guided the GameCox with his fantastic 539 as they swept the competition. Ebowla remains in 10th place, while the GameCox jumps 2 spots to 4th.

Bowlers paying far too much for well vodka at The 200 Club include: Bill Krejci (218), Brian Eye (201), Carl Goetz (205,217), Cory Chorpenning (206), Ken M. Wilson (208), Nick Allegri (202), and Steve Kiernan (236,222)


A new personal high game was set tonight by Amanda Cox Jeter (165, previous best 163). In addition, a new personal best series was rolled by Will Jeter (539, previous best 534).


The Tournament of Champions begins next week. Here are the final division assignments for this season:

DIVISION 1
1. Don Glasscock
2. Brian Eye
3. Cory Chorpenning
4. Ken Wilson
5. Steve Kiernan
6. Carl Goetz
7. Duncan Ferber
8. Bill Krejci
9. Tyler Hilker
10. Ryan Doll
DIVISION 2
1. Nick Allegri
2. Jason Carpio
3. Will Jeter
4. Freda Schroeder
5. James Long
6. Nik Domann
7. Kendall Kukowski
8. Phil Schroeder
9. Dennis Laube
10. Jennifer Seefeldt
DIVISION 3
1. Scott Murdock
2. Seth Gunderson
3. David Parre
4. Chris Lewis
5. Shaun Crockett
6. Amanda Cox Jeter
7. Ben Carmean
8. Janelle Lamar
9. Ryan Simonet
10. Travis Kleiner
DIVISION 4
1. John Kroenke
2. Brian Henderson
3. Kris Hiestand
4. Tom Finley
5. John Keck
6. Ben Lee
7. Sabrina Gray
8. Carly Smith-Spydell
9. Amy Goodnow



NEXT WEEK:
  • First, on lanes 19&20, 8th-place Your Mom (hcp 186) will chuck some balls with 1st-place Seefeldt the Glasscock. Your Mom is expected to maintain their current strength as they lose the series but avoid getting swept; while the Glasscock is forecast to drop their average a bit even as they enjoy their victories.
  • Moving to lanes 21&22, 7th-place Sh!t, I Don't Know will throw some gutter balls with 2nd-place Bad Newz Kennels (hcp 14). I Don't Know might roll a little low and lose the series but avoid getting swept; while the Kennels ought to raise their average while they enjoy their victories.
  • Then, over on lanes 23&24, 5th-place Cannonbelt Run will tussle with 4th-place The GameCox. Cannonbelt will likely maintain their current strength as they lose the series but avoid getting swept; while the GameCox will probably hold steady as they enjoy their victories.
  • Next up, on lanes 25&26, 6th-place Split Happens will test their mettle against 10th-place Ebowla (hcp 89). Split Happens might maintain their current strength as they sweep the series; while Ebowla ought to hold steady as they endure a rough night.
  • Finally, on lanes 27&28, 3rd-place Dios Mios will chill with 9th-place Seriously Handicapped (hcp 81). Dios Mios are predicted to maintain their current strength as they win the series; while the Handicapped is anticipated to hold steady as they avoid getting swept.
*(Remember, the predicted results above are based on mathematical extrapolations and can be changed by all sorts of factors. If you don't like how your team's results are predicted, you and your teammates have the power to prove the math wrong!)

THIS WEEK'S MVB


Will Jeter
Runner Up:
(See Posting)

  #1 POWER BOWLER


Will Jeter
Runner Up:
Steve Kiernan

  #1 H2H BOWLER


Bill Krejci
Runner Up:
Ken M. Wilson

  FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE)
"While my left hand was holding the phone, my right hand was hard at work!"

Steve Kiernan, justifying talking on the phone while bowling.

EXPANDED STANDINGS
Pos. Team name Record Percent Total Pins Change
1 Seefeldt the Glasscock 10-2 .833 6,823 n/a
2 Bad Newz Kennels 10-2 .833 5,897 +1
3 Dios Mios 8-4 .667 5,618 -1
4 The GameCox 8-4 .667 5,224 +2
5 Cannonbelt Run 7-5 .583 5,343 -1
6 Split Happens 6-6 .500 5,226 +2
7 Sh!t, I Don't Know 5-7 .417 5,440 -2
8 Your Mom 4-8 .333 4,767 -1
9 Seriously Handicapped 1-11 .083 4,492 n/a
10 Ebowla 1-11 .083 4,222 n/a
Top Individual Achievements for Week 3
Men's High Series Scratch Women's High Series Scratch
Steve Kiernan - 612
Carl Goetz - 600
Ken Wilson - 597
Bill Krejci - 588
Brian Eye - 576
Jennifer Seefeldt - 465
Freda Schroeder - 465 (t)
Amanda Cox Jeter - 431
Janelle Lamar - 366
Sabrina Gray - 309
Amy Goodnow - 277
Men's High Series Handicap Women's High Series Handicap
Will Jeter - 668
Steve Kiernan - 662
Carl Goetz - 650
Bill Krejci - 638
Ken Wilson - 637
Amanda Cox Jeter - 589
Jennifer Seefeldt - 582
Freda Schroeder - 558
Sabrina Gray - 541
Amy Goodnow - 524
Men's High Game Scratch Women's High Game Scratch
Steve Kiernan - 236
Bill Krejci - 218
Carl Goetz - 217
Ken Wilson - 208
Cory Chorpenning - 206
Freda Schroeder - 170
Jennifer Seefeldt - 166
Amanda Cox Jeter - 165
Janelle Lamar - 141
Sabrina Gray - 123
Men's High Game Handicap Women's High Game Handicap
Steve Kiernan - 252
Phil Schroeder - 238
Will Jeter - 235
Bill Krejci - 234
Carl Goetz - 233
Amanda Cox Jeter - 217
Jennifer Seefeldt - 205
Freda Schroeder - 201
Sabrina Gray - 200
Amy Goodnow - 196
Men's Pins Over Average Women's Pins Over Average
Steve Kiernan - 57
Phil Schroeder - 48
Will Jeter - 46
Ben Lee - 45
Nick Allegri - 40
Amanda Cox Jeter - 31
Sabrina Gray - 20
Amy Goodnow - 17
Jennifer Seefeldt - 15
Freda Schroeder - 9

Fall 2007, Week 2

Posted by BowlingBot On September - 4 - 2007ADD COMMENTS

Fall 2007 Week 2 Robo-RecapThe second week of Fall 2007 saw three teams climb in the standings, while six teams slipped. One bowler set a new personal best series, and two rolled new personal high games. Freda Schroeder and Jennifer Seefeldt both tied for this week's high game for the women with a 168, and women's high series was bagged by Freda Schroeder with a 492. As for the men, Ryan Doll snagged this week's high game with a 267, and high series was earned by Don Glasscock with a 711. Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 19 & 20: The GameCox entered a showdown to the death with Bad Newz Kennels. Though reinforced by Jason Carpio with his 477 series, the GameCox accomplished only 1 win against the Kennels. On the other side, Carl Goetz commanded the Kennels with his below-average 520 as his team took the series with 3 wins. The GameCox drops 1 spot in the standings to 6th place, while the Kennels remain in 3rd.

week2On lanes 21 & 22: Seefeldt the Glasscock shared a platter of cheese sticks with Ebowla. Led by #1 Head-to-Head Don Glasscock and his awe-inspiring 711 series, the Glasscock celebrated a clean sweep over Ebowla. As for the opposition, Travis Kleiner took the lead in Ebowla with his 381 despite his team getting swept. Seefeldt the Glasscock leaps 1 spot in the standings to 1st place, while Ebowla sinks 1 spot to 10th.

On lanes 23 & 24: Seriously Handicapped waged a heated competition against Your Mom. In spite of the prowess of Tyler Hilker with his above-average 598 series, the Handicapped got swept by Your Mom. On the adjacent lane, #1 Power-Ranked and Most Valuable Bowler Ryan Doll laid down the law in Your Mom with his wondrous 646 as they swept the competition. Seriously Handicapped drops 1 spot in the standings to 9th place, while Your Mom jumps 3 spots to 7th.

On lanes 25 & 26: Sh!t, I Don't Know took turns kicking the ball return with Dios Mios. Despite the strength of Duncan Ferber with his stunning 624 series, I Don't Know accomplished only 1 win against Dios Mios. Conversely, Steve Kiernan drew the spotlight in Dios Mios with his above-average 560 as his team took the series with 3 wins. Sh!t, I Don't Know drops 1 spot in the standings to 5th place, while Dios Mios sink 1 spot to 2nd.

Finally, down on lanes 27 & 28: Split Happens kept grabbing the balls of Cannonbelt Run. While headlined by Nick Allegri with his astounding 553 series, Split Happens accomplished only 1 win against Cannonbelt. On the other half of the score sheet, Scott Murdock guided Cannonbelt with his above-average 482 as his team took the series with 3 wins. Split Happens drop 1 spot in the standings to 8th place, while Cannonbelt jumps 2 spots to 4th.

Bowlers who lied to their significant other claiming bowling was running long then went out for after-bowling drinks at The 200 Club include: Bill Krejci (235), Brian Eye (234), Don Glasscock (210,265,236), Duncan Ferber (226,220), Nick Allegri (222), Phil Schroeder (215), Ryan Doll (267), Steve Kiernan (217), and Tyler Hilker (202,215)


New personal high games were set tonight by Ryan Doll (267, previous best 237) and Shaun Crockett (193, previous best 160). In addition, a new personal best series was rolled by Shaun Crockett (449, previous best 433).

Freda Schroeder claimed the season's women's high series with her 492. In addition, Ryan Doll nabbed this season's men's high game with his 267. Don Glasscock bagged the season's men's high series with his 711.

The 267 rolled by Ryan Doll is tied for the 6th-best game in league history!
Don Glasscock SET THE NEW ALL-TIME HIGH SERIES WITH His 711! CONGRATULATIONS!


The Tournament of Champions begins in 2 weeks. Here are how the divisions are shaping up so far:

DIVISION 1
1. Don Glasscock
2. Brian Eye
3. Duncan Ferber
4. Tyler Hilker
5. Ryan Doll
6. Ken Wilson
7. Carl Goetz
8. Steve Kiernan
9. Bill Krejci
10. Kendall Kukowski
DIVISION 2
1. Jason Carpio
2. Nick Allegri
3. Freda Schroeder
4. Nik Domann
5. James Long
6. Scott Murdock
7. Phil Schroeder
8. Jennifer Seefeldt
9. Dennis Laube
10. Will Jeter
DIVISION 3
1. David Parre
2. Shaun Crockett
3. Chris Lewis
4. Ben Carmean
5. Janelle Lamar
6. Amanda Cox Jeter
7. Travis Kleiner
8. Brian Henderson
9. Kris Hiestand
10. John Kroenke
DIVISION 4
1. Ryan Simonet
2. Tom Finley
3. John Keck
4. Carly Smith-Spydell
5. Ben Lee
6. Sabrina Gray
7. Amy Goodnow



NEXT WEEK:
  • First, on lanes 19&20, 4th-place Cannonbelt Run (estimated estimated hcp 26) will tussle with 5th-place Sh!t, I Don't Know. Cannonbelt is expected to maintain their current strength as they win the series; while I Don't Know is forecast to drop their average a bit while avoid getting swept.
  • Moving to lanes 21&22, 7th-place Your Mom (hcp 20) will test their mettle against 8th-place Split Happens. Your Mom might maintain their current strength as they lose the series but avoid getting swept; while Split Happens ought to hold steady as they enjoy their victories.
  • Then, over on lanes 23&24, 2nd-place Dios Mios (hcp 128) will meet with 1st-place Seefeldt the Glasscock. Dios Mios will likely maintain their current strength as they lose the series but avoid getting swept; while the Glasscock will probably hold steady as they enjoy their victories.
  • Next up, on lanes 25&26, 3rd-place Bad Newz Kennels will throw some gutter balls with 9th-place Seriously Handicapped (hcp 100). The Kennels might perform well and sweep the series; while the Handicapped ought to hold steady as they endure a rough night.
  • Finally, on lanes 27&28, 10th-place Ebowla (hcp 72) will match wits with 6th-place The GameCox. Ebowla is predicted to maintain their current strength as they get swept; while the GameCox is anticipated to hold steady as they rack up a sweep.
*(Remember, the predicted results above are based on mathematical extrapolations and can be changed by all sorts of factors. If you don't like how your team's results are predicted, you and your teammates have the power to prove the math wrong!)

THIS WEEK'S MVB


Ryan Doll
Runner Up:
(See Posting)

  #1 POWER BOWLER


Ryan Doll
Runner Up:
Don Glasscock

  #1 H2H BOWLER


Don Glasscock
Runner Up:
Ryan Doll

  FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE)
"I don't know you got it in but I want you to get it out!"

Scott Murdock, to Brian Eye, on a piece of cheese stick wedged in his thumb hole.

EXPANDED STANDINGS
Pos. Team name Record Percent Total Pins Change
1 Seefeldt the Glasscock 7-1 .875 4,525 +1
2 Dios Mios 7-1 .875 3,752 -1
3 Bad Newz Kennels 6-2 .750 3,838 n/a
4 Cannonbelt Run 4-4 .500 3,522 +2
5 Sh!t, I Don't Know 4-4 .500 3,516 -1
6 The GameCox 4-4 .500 3,391 -1
7 Your Mom 4-4 .500 3,258 +3
8 Split Happens 2-6 .250 3,369 -1
9 Seriously Handicapped 1-7 .125 3,086 -1
10 Ebowla 1-7 .125 2,887 -1
Top Individual Achievements for Week 2
Men's High Series Scratch Women's High Series Scratch
Don Glasscock - 711
Ryan Doll - 646
Duncan Ferber - 624
Tyler Hilker - 598
Brian Eye - 560
Steve Kiernan - 560 (t)
Freda Schroeder - 492
Jennifer Seefeldt - 451
Janelle Lamar - 412
Erin deVries - 351
Amanda Cox Jeter - 347
Men's High Series Handicap Women's High Series Handicap
Ryan Doll - 732
Don Glasscock - 711
Nick Allegri - 699
Duncan Ferber - 679
Phil Schroeder - 646
Amy Goodnow - 606
Freda Schroeder - 590
Janelle Lamar - 575
Jennifer Seefeldt - 568
Erin deVries - 562
Men's High Game Scratch Women's High Game Scratch
Ryan Doll - 267
Don Glasscock - 265
Bill Krejci - 235
Brian Eye - 234
Duncan Ferber - 226
Freda Schroeder - 168
Jennifer Seefeldt - 168 (t)
Amanda Cox Jeter - 163
Janelle Lamar - 145
Amy Goodnow - 124
Erin deVries - 122
Men's High Game Handicap Women's High Game Handicap
Ryan Doll - 295
Nick Allegri - 270
Phil Schroeder - 265
Don Glasscock - 265 (t)
Bill Krejci - 256
Shaun Crockett - 252
Amy Goodnow - 216
Jennifer Seefeldt - 207
Freda Schroeder - 200
Amanda Cox Jeter - 200 (t)
Janelle Lamar - 199
Men's Pins Over Average Women's Pins Over Average
Ryan Doll - 103
Nick Allegri - 83
Phil Schroeder - 78
Shaun Crockett - 67
Don Glasscock - 62
Bill Krejci - 62 (t)
Amy Goodnow - 39
Jennifer Seefeldt - 17
Janelle Lamar - 13
Amanda Cox Jeter - 10
Erin deVries - 10 (t)
Freda Schroeder - 9

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