The Fall 2007 season is now underway, with ten teams entering the 16-week competition for the coveted, nonexistent championship trophy. One bowler set a new personal best series, and one rolled new personal high game. Freda Schroeder picked up this week's high game (209) and series (477) for the women, while Brian Eye earned this week's high game (234) and series (640) for the men. Read on for all the rest of the details!
First up, on lanes 19 & 20: Seefeldt the Glasscock alternated splits with Seriously Handicapped. Headlined by #1 Power-Ranked Brian Eye and his 640 series, the Glasscock collected 3 wins against the Handicapped. While that was going down, Tyler Hilker drew the spotlight in the Handicapped with his staggering 554 despite his team notching only a single win. Seefeldt the Glasscock gets underway in 2nd place, while the Handicapped gets rolling in 8th.
On lanes 21 & 22: Bad Newz Kennels celebrated their love of large, heavy balls with Cannonbelt Run. Showcasing Carl Goetz with his 557 series, the Kennels collected 3 wins against Cannonbelt. In the midst of this, Nik Domann laid down the law in Cannonbelt with his 501 despite his team notching only a single win. Bad Newz Kennels starts out in 3rd place, while Cannonbelt begins in 6th.
On lanes 23 & 24: Sh!t, I Don't Know kept stealing sips of beer from Ebowla. Topped by Duncan Ferber with his 532 series, I Don't Know collected 3 wins against Ebowla. As for the opposition, Travis Kleiner reigned supreme in Ebowla with his 393 despite his team notching only a single win. Sh!t, I Don't Know begins the season in 4th place, while Ebowla commences the season with 9th.
On lanes 25 & 26: The GameCox did battle with Split Happens. Starring Jason Carpio with his 496 series, the GameCox collected 3 wins against Split Happens. Concurrently, James Long called the shots for Split Happens with his 520 despite his team notching only a single win. The GameCox begins with 5th place, while Split Happens start off with 7th.
Finally, down on lanes 27 & 28: Your Mom alternated between bowling and dry humping Dios Mios. Though featuring Ryan Doll with his 493 series, Your Mom got swept by Dios Mios. Conversely, #1 Head-to-Head John Boren commanded Dios Mios with his 558 as they swept the competition. Your Mom 10th place, while Dios Mios 1st.
Bowlers paying far too much for well vodka at The 200 Club include: Bill Krejci (232), Brian Eye (215,234), Carl Goetz (202), Don Glasscock (232,206), Freda Schroeder (209), James Long (203), Nik Domann (201), Steve Kiernan (203), and Tyler Hilker (210)

The Tournament of Champions begins in 3 weeks. Here are how the divisions are shaping up so far:
DIVISION 1 1. Brian Eye 2. Don Glasscock 3. Carl Goetz 4. Tyler Hilker 5. Ken Wilson 6. Duncan Ferber 7. Bill Krejci 8. James Long 9. Steve Kiernan 10. Kendall Kukowski | DIVISION 2 1. Nik Domann 2. Jason Carpio 3. Ryan Doll 4. Freda Schroeder 5. Amanda Cox Jeter 6. Dennis Laube 7. Jennifer Seefeldt 8. Scott Murdock 9. David Parre 10. Nick Allegri | DIVISION 3 1. Phil Schroeder 2. Janelle Lamar 3. Chris Lewis 4. Travis Kleiner 5. Shaun Crockett 6. Brian Henderson 7. Tom Finley 8. John Kroenke 9. Sabrina Gray 10. Ben Lee | DIVISION 4 1. John Keck 2. Amy Goodnow |
NEXT WEEK:
- First, on lanes 19&20, 5th-place The GameCox (estimated hcp 23) will share a couple of pitchers with 3rd-place Bad Newz Kennels. The GameCox is expected to maintain their current strength as they get swept; while the Kennels are forecast to raise their average while they rack up a sweep.
- Moving to lanes 21&22, 2nd-place Seefeldt the Glasscock will socialize with 9th-place Ebowla (hcp 205). The Glasscock might roll a little low, yet still manage to win the series; while Ebowla ought to hold steady as they avoid getting swept.
- Then, over on lanes 23&24, 8th-place Seriously Handicapped (hcp 24) will hang out with 10th-place Your Mom. The Handicapped will likely maintain their current strength as they and split the series with Your Mom; while Your Mom will probably hold steady as they keep the series tied.
- Next up, on lanes 25&26, 4th-place Sh!t, I Don't Know will battle 1st-place Dios Mios (estimated estimated hcp 47). I Don't Know might maintain their current strength as they and split the series with Dios Mios; while Dios Mios ought to hold steady as they keep the series tied.
- Finally, on lanes 27&28, 7th-place Split Happens (estimated estimated hcp 140) will compete against 6th-place Cannonbelt Run. Split Happens are predicted to splendid and sweep the series; while Cannonbelt is anticipated to hold steady as they endure a rough night.
THIS WEEK'S MVB
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FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE)
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Pos. | Team name | Record | Percent | Total Pins | Change |
1 | Dios Mios | 4-0 | 1.000 | 1,912 | n/a |
2 | Seefeldt the Glasscock | 3-1 | .750 | 2,254 | n/a |
3 | Bad Newz Kennels | 3-1 | .750 | 1,904 | n/a |
4 | Sh!t, I Don't Know | 3-1 | .750 | 1,848 | n/a |
5 | The GameCox | 3-1 | .750 | 1,715 | n/a |
6 | Cannonbelt Run | 1-3 | .250 | 1,672 | n/a |
7 | Split Happens | 1-3 | .250 | 1,659 | n/a |
8 | Seriously Handicapped | 1-3 | .250 | 1,475 | n/a |
9 | Ebowla | 1-3 | .250 | 1,460 | n/a |
10 | Your Mom | 0-4 | .000 | 1,547 | n/a |