The eleventh week of Spring 2007 saw three teams climb in the standings, while four teams slipped. One bowler set a new personal best series, and two rolled new personal high games. Deena Slinkard picked up this week's high game (231) and series (472) for the women, while Pat Searcy earned this week's high game (235) and series (604) for the men. Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 15 & 16: Those 4 Bowlers did battle with Doll's Balls. Regardless of the star power of Seth Gunderson with his below-average 476 series, 4 Bowlers accomplished only 1 win against Doll's Balls. On the flipside, Ryan Doll commanded Doll's Balls with his 503 (along with kudos to #1 Power-Ranked and Most Valuable Bowler Chris Lewis, as well as #1 Head-to-Head ) as his team took the series with 3 wins. Those 4 Bowlers remains in 5th place, while Doll's Balls move 1 spot to 6th.

On lanes 17 & 18: Frickin' Ten Pin shared a few beers with King Pins. In spite of top-billing by Carl Goetz with his above-average 594 series, Ten Pin got swept by King Pins. While that was going down, Duncan Ferber dominated King Pins with his 521 as they swept the competition. Frickin' Ten Pin drops 1 spot in the standings to 9th place, while King Pins jump 2 spots to 7th.

On lanes 19 & 20: T.B.D. shared a platter of cheese sticks with Oily Balls. With T.B.D. forfeiting, all Oily Balls needed to do was roll within 40 pins of their combined team average each game. However, that would not be the case. In their battle to get within at least 40 pins of average, Pat Searcy guided Oily Balls with his 604 as his team took the series with 3 wins. T.B.D. remains in 10th place, while Oily Balls jump 2 spots to 2nd.

On lanes 21 & 22: X9XX faced off against Unstoppabowl. Blessed by Stefan Miller with his 515 series, X9XX split the series with Unstoppabowl. Countering this, Cory Chorpenning mastered Unstoppabowl with his 543 (with props to #1 Head-to-Head bowler ) as they matched their opponent in wins. X9XX drops 1 spot in the standings to 4th place, while Unstoppabowl sinks 1 spot to 3rd.

Finally, down on lanes 23 & 24: Churn and Burn had a rendezvous with Guttersluts. While headlined by Jason Carpio with his below-average 481 series, Churn and Burn got swept by Guttersluts. On the other half of the score sheet, John Boren called the shots for Guttersluts with his 574 as they swept the competition. Churn and Burn plummets 2 spots in the standings to 8th place, while Guttersluts remain in 1st.

Bowlers getting the VIP treatment in The 200 Club include: Bill Krejci (212), Carl Goetz (214), Chris Lewis (214), Cory Chorpenning (226), Deena Slinkard (231), Duncan Ferber (202), Pat Searcy (235), and Seth Gunderson (200)

New personal high games were set tonight by Deena Slinkard (231, previous best 194) and Chris Lewis (214, previous best 198). In addition, a new personal best series was rolled by Chris Lewis (498, previous best 469).

Adding to the excitement, the 231 rolled by Deena Slinkard is this season's new high game among women.

The 231 rolled by Deena Slinkard is the new 5th-best women's game in league history!

In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Nobody claimed victory in Division 1 (though Carl Goetz came closest), while Stefan Miller swept Division 2. Chris Lewis staked a claim for the Iron Throne in Division 3, and Daniel Bolton eradicated Division 4. Finally, John Boren (Division 1) got the better of this week's Interdivisional bracket. In terms of overall points: John Boren calls the shots for Division 1; Seth Gunderson leads Division 2; Deena Slinkard runs the show in Division 3; and Kendall Kukowski holds the reins in Division 4.

NEXT WEEK:

• First, on lanes 15&16, 4th-place X9XX will compete against 2nd-place Oily Balls (hcp 18). X9XX is expected to roll a little low and lose the series but avoid getting swept; while Oily Balls are forecast to hold steady as they enjoy their victories.
• Moving to lanes 17&18, 5th-place Those 4 Bowlers (hcp 2) will challenge 8th-place Churn and Burn. 4 Bowlers might perform well and sweep the series; while Churn and Burn ought to hold steady as they endure a rough night.
• Then, over on lanes 19&20, 6th-place Doll's Balls (hcp 36) will tussle with 1st-place Guttersluts. Doll's Balls will likely maintain their current strength as they win the series; while Guttersluts will probably drop their average a bit while avoid getting swept.
• Next up, on lanes 21&22, 7th-place King Pins (hcp 15) will share a couple of pitchers with 10th-place T.B.D.. King Pins might maintain their current strength as they win the series; while T.B.D. ought to hold steady as they avoid getting swept.
• Finally, on lanes 23&24, 9th-place Frickin' Ten Pin will match wits with 3rd-place Unstoppabowl (hcp 12). Ten Pin is predicted to maintain their current strength as they just barely lose the series; while Unstoppabowl is anticipated to hold steady as they enjoy their victories.

^*(Remember, the predicted results above are based on mathematical extrapolations and can be changed by all sorts of factors. If you don't like how your team's results are predicted, you and your teammates have the power to prove the math wrong!)

THIS WEEK'S MVB Chris Lewis Runner Up: (See Posting)	#1 POWER BOWLER Chris Lewis Runner Up: Deena Slinkard	#1 H2H BOWLER Kendall Kukowski Runner Up: Carl Goetz
FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE) "While my left hand was holding the phone, my right hand was hard at work!" Stefan Miller, justifying talking on the phone while bowling.

Pos.	Team name	Record	Percent	Total Pins	Change
1	Guttersluts	34.5-9.5	.784	20,165	n/a
2	Oily Balls	26.5-17.5	.602	22,002	+2
3	Unstoppabowl	26.5-17.5	.602	20,035	-1
4	X9XX	26-18	.591	21,348	-1
5	Those 4 Bowlers	22-22	.500	18,988	n/a
6	Doll's Balls	19.5-24.5	.443	18,622	+1
7	King Pins	18-26	.409	18,257	+2
8	Churn and Burn	17-27	.386	18,739	-2
9	Frickin' Ten Pin	15-29	.341	20,363	-1
10	T.B.D.	13-31	.295	14,671	n/a

Men's High Series Scratch	Women's High Series Scratch
Pat Searcy - 604 Carl Goetz - 594 John Boren - 574 Bill Krejci - 554 Cory Chorpenning - 543	Deena Slinkard - 472 Angela Bradford - 465 Freda Schroeder - 414 Andee Weinfurt - 385 Sara Bryant - 373
Men's High Series Handicap	Women's High Series Handicap
Chris Lewis - 649 Kendall Kukowski - 631 Carl Goetz - 622 Pat Searcy - 620 Bill Krejci - 618	Deena Slinkard - 637 Sarah Buchanan - 604 Angela Bradford - 577 Ariel Waldman - 568 Andee Weinfurt - 550
Men's High Game Scratch	Women's High Game Scratch
Pat Searcy - 235 Cory Chorpenning - 226 Chris Lewis - 214 Carl Goetz - 214 (t) Bill Krejci - 212 Duncan Ferber - 202	Deena Slinkard - 231 Sarah Buchanan - 167 Freda Schroeder - 165 Angela Bradford - 160 Andee Weinfurt - 138
Men's High Game Handicap	Women's High Game Handicap
Chris Lewis - 264 Pat Searcy - 240 Cory Chorpenning - 234 Bill Krejci - 233 Carl Goetz - 223 Stefan Miller - 223 (t)	Deena Slinkard - 286 Sarah Buchanan - 251 Ariel Waldman - 209 Freda Schroeder - 200 Angela Bradford - 197
Men's Pins Over Average	Women's Pins Over Average
Chris Lewis - 77 Pat Searcy - 42 Daniel Bolton - 40 Bill Krejci - 39 Cory Chorpenning - 37	Deena Slinkard - 100 Sarah Buchanan - 72 Ariel Waldman - 28 Ginger O'Reilly - 14 Jamie Gibson - 13

The Spring 2007 position round is now history, and and the championship will be on us before we know it! The tenth week saw three teams climb in the standings, while two teams slipped. Two bowlers set a new personal best series, and two rolled new personal high games. Freda Schroeder picked up this week's high game (176) and series (488) for the women, while John Boren earned this week's high game (267) and series (701) for the men. Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 15 & 16: Guttersluts spent a romantic evening with Oily Balls. Blessed by #1 Power-Ranked John Boren and his spectacular 701 series, Guttersluts celebrated a clean sweep over Oily Balls. While that was going down, Pat Searcy oversaw Oily Balls with his below-average 537 despite his team getting swept. Guttersluts remains in 1st place, while Oily Balls plunge 2 spots to 4th.

On lanes 17 & 18: Unstoppabowl did battle with X9XX. Highlighting the skills of Cory Chorpenning with his 562 series, Unstoppabowl split the series with X9XX. Simultaneously, Don Glasscock ruled X9XX with his above-average 677 as they matched their opponent in wins. Unstoppabowl leaps 1 spot in the standings to 2nd place, while X9XX moves 1 spot to 3rd.

On lanes 19 & 20: Those 4 Bowlers celebrated their love of large, heavy balls with Churn and Burn. Reinforced by Seth Gunderson with his awe-inspiring 620 series, 4 Bowlers collected 3 wins against Churn and Burn. As for the opposition, Jason Carpio guided Churn and Burn with his below-average 492 despite his team notching only a single win. Those 4 Bowlers remains in 5th place, while Churn and Burn remains in 6th.

On lanes 21 & 22: Frickin' Ten Pin couldn't stop undressing with their eyes the members of Doll's Balls. In spite of top-billing by Carl Goetz with his above-average 595 series, Ten Pin accomplished only 1 win against Doll's Balls. Countering this, #1 Head-to-Head and Most Valuable Bowler John Richardson drew the spotlight in Doll's Balls with his miraculous 564 as his team took the series with 3 wins. Frickin' Ten Pin drops 1 spot in the standings to 8th place, while Doll's Balls move 1 spot to 7th.

Finally, down on lanes 23 & 24: King Pins had a delightful time with T.B.D.. Starring Duncan Ferber with his above-average 591 series, King Pins split the series with T.B.D.. On the other side, Steve Kiernan showed off in T.B.D. with his above-average 579 as they matched their opponent in wins. King Pins remains in 9th place, while T.B.D. remains in 10th.

Bowlers paying far too much for well vodka at The 200 Club include: Carl Goetz (217), Don Glasscock (228,224,225), Duncan Ferber (223,203), Jason Carpio (201), John Boren (267,205,229), John Richardson (202), Pat Searcy (223), Seth Gunderson (258), and Steve Kiernan (207)

New personal high games were set tonight by Seth Gunderson (258, previous best 230) and Chris Lewis (198, previous best 177). In addition, new personal best series were rolled by Seth Gunderson (620, previous best 611) and Chris Lewis (469, previous best 447).

Adding to the excitement, the 701 rolled by John Boren is this season's new high series for men.

The 267 rolled by John Boren is tied for the 6th-best game in league history!
The 701 rolled by John Boren is tied for the 5th-best series in league history!

In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: John Boren creamed Division 1, while nobody claimed victory in Division 2 (though Seth Gunderson came closest). John Richardson dominated Division 3, and nobody claimed victory in Division 4 (though Emily Austin came closest). Finally, Freda Schroeder (Division 2) trounced this week's Interdivisional bracket.Finally, Kendall Kukowski (Division 4) trounced this week's Interdivisional bracket. In terms of overall points: John Boren tops Division 1; Seth Gunderson dominates Division 2; Deena Slinkard and Dave Hickerson hold the reins in Division 3 in a tie; and Kendall Kukowski governs Division 4.

NEXT WEEK:

• First, on lanes 15&16, 5th-place Those 4 Bowlers will match wits with 7th-place Doll's Balls (hcp 6). 4 Bowlers are expected to perform well and win the series; while Doll's Balls are forecast to hold steady as they avoid getting swept.
• Moving to lanes 17&18, 8th-place Frickin' Ten Pin will challenge 9th-place King Pins (hcp 89). Ten Pin might roll a little low and lose the series but avoid getting swept; while King Pins ought to hold steady as they enjoy their victories.
• Then, over on lanes 19&20, 10th-place T.B.D. (hcp 103) will compete against 4th-place Oily Balls. T.B.D. will likely maintain their current strength as they get swept; while Oily Balls will probably hold steady as they rack up a sweep.
• Next up, on lanes 21&22, 3rd-place X9XX (hcp 6) will spend some quality time with 2nd-place Unstoppabowl. X9XX might roll a little low and get swept; while Unstoppabowl ought to hold steady as they rack up a sweep.
• Finally, on lanes 23&24, 6th-place Churn and Burn (hcp 22) will roll against 1st-place Guttersluts. Churn and Burn is predicted to maintain their current strength as they and split the series with Guttersluts; while Guttersluts are anticipated to hold steady as they keep the series tied.

^*(Remember, the predicted results above are based on mathematical extrapolations and can be changed by all sorts of factors. If you don't like how your team's results are predicted, you and your teammates have the power to prove the math wrong!)

THIS WEEK'S MVB John Richardson Runner Up: (See Posting)	#1 POWER BOWLER John Boren Runner Up: John Richardson	#1 H2H BOWLER John Richardson Runner Up: John Boren
FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE) "I didn't blame anyone for the loss of my legs. Some Chinaman took them from me in Korea." Ryan Doll, always with an excuse for a crappy game.

Pos.	Team name	Record	Percent	Total Pins	Change
1	Guttersluts	30.5-9.5	.763	18,263	n/a
2	Unstoppabowl	24.5-15.5	.613	18,156	+1
3	X9XX	24-16	.600	19,290	+1
4	Oily Balls	23.5-16.5	.588	19,968	-2
5	Those 4 Bowlers	21-19	.525	17,296	n/a
6	Churn and Burn	17-23	.425	17,199	n/a
7	Doll's Balls	16.5-23.5	.413	16,884	+1
8	Frickin' Ten Pin	15-25	.375	18,597	-1
9	King Pins	14-26	.350	16,631	n/a
10	T.B.D.	13-27	.325	14,845	n/a

Men's High Series Scratch	Women's High Series Scratch
John Boren - 701 Don Glasscock - 677 Seth Gunderson - 620 Carl Goetz - 595 Duncan Ferber - 591	Freda Schroeder - 488 Angela Bradford - 405 Sara Bryant - 374 Ariel Waldman - 353 Emily Austin - 327
Men's High Series Handicap	Women's High Series Handicap
John Boren - 734 John Richardson - 691 Seth Gunderson - 684 Don Glasscock - 677 Duncan Ferber - 641	Freda Schroeder - 593 Sarah Buchanan - 582 Ariel Waldman - 576 Sara Bryant - 542 Emily Austin - 531
Men's High Game Scratch	Women's High Game Scratch
John Boren - 267 Seth Gunderson - 258 Don Glasscock - 228 Pat Searcy - 223 Duncan Ferber - 223 (t) Carl Goetz - 217	Freda Schroeder - 176 Angela Bradford - 146 Sara Bryant - 132 Emily Austin - 128 Sarah Buchanan - 126
Men's High Game Handicap	Women's High Game Handicap
Seth Gunderson - 279 John Boren - 278 Chris Lewis - 250 John Richardson - 244 Duncan Ferber - 239	Sarah Buchanan - 212 Freda Schroeder - 211 Emily Austin - 196 Ariel Waldman - 194 Sara Bryant - 188
Men's Pins Over Average	Women's Pins Over Average
Seth Gunderson - 85 John Boren - 81 Chris Lewis - 63 John Richardson - 55 Duncan Ferber - 44	Sarah Buchanan - 34 Freda Schroeder - 20 Ariel Waldman - 13 Emily Austin - 13 (t) Sara Bryant - 2

By now every team has bowled each other once, so next week is the Spring 2007 position round. But enough about next week, you came here to read about this week. The ninth week saw three teams climb in the standings, while three teams slipped. Angela Bradford picked up this week's high game (190) and series (499) for the women, while John Boren earned this week's high game (246) and series (675) for the men. Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 15 & 16: Churn and Burn spent some quality time with Frickin' Ten Pin. Demonstrating the prowess of Jason Carpio with his astonishing 602 series, Churn and Burn collected 3 wins against Ten Pin. Concurrently, Phil Schroeder mastered Ten Pin with his 499 despite his team notching only a single win. Churn and Burn leaps 1 spot in the standings to 6th place, while Ten Pin sinks 1 spot to 7th.

On lanes 17 & 18: T.B.D. chucked gutter balls with Unstoppabowl. With T.B.D. forfeiting, all Unstoppabowl needed to do was roll within 40 pins of their combined team average each game. However, that would not be the case. In their battle to get within at least 40 pins of average, Cory Chorpenning drew the spotlight in Unstoppabowl with his below-average 532 as his team took the series with 3 wins. T.B.D. drops 1 spot in the standings to 10th place, while Unstoppabowl remains in 3rd.

On lanes 19 & 20: King Pins tussled with Those 4 Bowlers. Starring Duncan Ferber with his thrilling 613 series, King Pins split the series with 4 Bowlers. Conversely, Seth Gunderson oversaw 4 Bowlers with his above-average 562 as they matched their opponent in wins. King Pins leap 1 spot in the standings to 9th place, while 4 Bowlers remain in 5th.

On lanes 21 & 22: Oily Balls alternated splits with Guttersluts. Despite the strength of Ken M. Wilson with his 549 series, Oily Balls got swept by Guttersluts. While that was going down, trifecta-winner (#1 Head-to-Head, #1 Power-Ranked, and Most Valuable Bowler) John Boren commanded Guttersluts with his phenomenal 675 as they swept the competition. Oily Balls drop 1 spot in the standings to 2nd place, while Guttersluts move 1 spot to 1st.

Finally, down on lanes 23 & 24: Doll's Balls shared a platter of cheese sticks with X9XX. While headlined by Ryan Doll with his 516 series, Doll's Balls accomplished only 1 win against X9XX. On the other side, Don Glasscock dominated X9XX with his 603 as his team took the series with 3 wins. Doll's Balls remains in 8th place, while X9XX remains in 4th.

Bowlers entering The 200 Club include: Bill Krejci (204), Cory Chorpenning (210), Don Glasscock (226), Duncan Ferber (244), Jason Carpio (207,242), John Boren (214,215,246), John Coleman (201), Pat Searcy (200), Ryan Doll (209), and Seth Gunderson (216)

In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: John Boren claimed victory in Division 1, while nobody claimed victory in Division 2 (though Bill Krejci came closest). Nobody claimed victory in Division 3 (though Angela Bradford came closest), and nobody claimed victory in Division 4 (though Shaun Crockett came closest). And, finally, nobody claimed victory in the Interdivisional bracket, and in fact we aren't even going to talk about this bracket as it was a complete embarassment. In terms of overall points: Pat Searcy calls the shots for Division 1; Seth Gunderson dominates Division 2; Deena Slinkard reigns over Division 3; and Kendall Kukowski holds the reins in Division 4.

NEXT WEEK:

• First, on lanes 15&16, 1st-place Guttersluts (hcp 47) will roll against 2nd-place Oily Balls. Guttersluts are expected to perform well, yet still manage to lose the series but avoid getting swept; while Oily Balls are forecast to hold steady as they enjoy their victories.
• Moving to lanes 17&18, 3rd-place Unstoppabowl (hcp 21) will meet with 4th-place X9XX. Unstoppabowl might maintain their current strength as they and split the series with X9XX; while X9XX ought to hold steady as they keep the series tied.
• Then, over on lanes 19&20, 5th-place Those 4 Bowlers (hcp 12) will compete against 6th-place Churn and Burn. 4 Bowlers will likely roll decently and win the series; while Churn and Burn will probably hold steady as they avoid getting swept.
• Next up, on lanes 21&22, 7th-place Frickin' Ten Pin will chill with 8th-place Doll's Balls (hcp 49). Ten Pin might maintain their current strength as they lose the series but avoid getting swept; while Doll's Balls ought to raise their average while they enjoy their victories.
• Finally, on lanes 23&24, 9th-place King Pins will test their mettle against 10th-place T.B.D.. King Pins are predicted to maintain their current strength as they win the series; while T.B.D. is anticipated to drop their average a bit while avoid getting swept.

^*(Remember, the predicted results above are based on mathematical extrapolations and can be changed by all sorts of factors. If you don't like how your team's results are predicted, you and your teammates have the power to prove the math wrong!)

THIS WEEK'S MVB John Boren Runner Up: (See Posting)	#1 POWER BOWLER John Boren Runner Up: Jason Carpio	#1 H2H BOWLER John Boren Runner Up: Seth Gunderson
FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE) "Does the snack counter take plastic? I need to use my customized Anna Nicole Smith gift card before it expires." Chris Lewis, possibly too late.

Pos.	Team name	Record	Percent	Total Pins	Change
1	Guttersluts	26.5-9.5	.736	16,365	+1
2	Oily Balls	23.5-12.5	.653	18,131	-1
3	Unstoppabowl	22.5-13.5	.625	16,279	n/a
4	X9XX	22-14	.611	17,244	n/a
5	Those 4 Bowlers	18-18	.500	15,494	n/a
6	Churn and Burn	16-20	.444	15,514	+1
7	Frickin' Ten Pin	14-22	.389	16,706	-1
8	Doll's Balls	13.5-22.5	.375	15,022	n/a
9	King Pins	12-24	.333	14,769	+1
10	T.B.D.	11-25	.306	12,959	-1

Men's High Series Scratch	Women's High Series Scratch
John Boren - 675 Duncan Ferber - 613 Don Glasscock - 603 Jason Carpio - 602 Seth Gunderson - 562	Angela Bradford - 499 Deena Slinkard - 408 Freda Schroeder - 393 Tracy Rychlewski - 393 (t) Andee Weinfurt - 361
Men's High Series Handicap	Women's High Series Handicap
John Boren - 720 Duncan Ferber - 673 Jason Carpio - 669 Seth Gunderson - 631 Bill Krejci - 617 James Cholke - 617 (t)	Angela Bradford - 609 Deena Slinkard - 576 Tracy Rychlewski - 573 Andee Weinfurt - 521 Freda Schroeder - 491
Men's High Game Scratch	Women's High Game Scratch
John Boren - 246 Duncan Ferber - 244 Jason Carpio - 242 Don Glasscock - 226 Seth Gunderson - 216	Angela Bradford - 190 Deena Slinkard - 162 Tracy Rychlewski - 153 Andee Weinfurt - 143 Freda Schroeder - 142
Men's High Game Handicap	Women's High Game Handicap
Jason Carpio - 264 Duncan Ferber - 264 (t) John Boren - 261 Seth Gunderson - 239 Ryan Doll - 234 Kris Hiestand - 229	Angela Bradford - 226 Deena Slinkard - 218 Tracy Rychlewski - 213 Andee Weinfurt - 196 Freda Schroeder - 174
Men's Pins Over Average	Women's Pins Over Average
Jason Carpio - 70 Duncan Ferber - 69 John Boren - 65 Seth Gunderson - 45 Kris Hiestand - 42	Angela Bradford - 36 Deena Slinkard - 32 Tracy Rychlewski - 28 Andee Weinfurt - 10

We are now halfway through the Spring 2007 season, so time is running out for those teams who want a shot at the championship to position themselves. The eighth week saw two teams climb in the standings, while two teams slipped. One bowler set a new personal best series. Angela Bradford picked up this week's high game (191) and series (503) for the women, while Carl Goetz earned this week's high game (242) and series (660) for the men. Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 15 & 16: Doll's Balls matched wits with King Pins. Even though highlighted by the skills of John Richardson with his astonishing 499 series, Doll's Balls accomplished only 1 win against King Pins. Concurrently, John Coleman called the shots for King Pins with his 570 (along with kudos to #1 Power-Ranked and Most Valuable Bowler Daniel Bolton, as well as #1 Head-to-Head ) as his team took the series with 3 wins. Doll's Balls remains in 8th place, while King Pins remain in 10th.

On lanes 17 & 18: Churn and Burn accepted a challenge by Oily Balls. Despite being led by James Cholke with his 489 series, Churn and Burn missed getting swept by Oily Balls by just one pin. On the other side, Pat Searcy drew the spotlight in Oily Balls with his 590 as his team took the series with 3.5 wins. Churn and Burn drops 1 spot in the standings to 7th place, while Oily Balls remain in 1st.

On lanes 19 & 20: X9XX tussled with Frickin' Ten Pin. With the strength of Stefan Miller with his 523 series, X9XX collected 3 wins against Ten Pin. Simultaneously, #1 Head-to-Head Carl Goetz ruled Ten Pin with his fantastic 660 despite his team notching only a single win. X9XX remains in 4th place, while Ten Pin moves 1 spot to 6th.

On lanes 21 & 22: T.B.D. waged a heated competition against Those 4 Bowlers. While headlined by Steve Kiernan with his 555 series, T.B.D. accomplished only 1 win against 4 Bowlers. Across the ball return, Seth Gunderson commanded 4 Bowlers with his above-average 566 as his team took the series with 3 wins. T.B.D. remains in 9th place, while 4 Bowlers remain in 5th.

Finally, down on lanes 23 & 24: Guttersluts had some one-on-one time with Unstoppabowl. Blessed by Bill Krejci with his thrilling 594 series, Guttersluts celebrated a clean sweep over Unstoppabowl. In the midst of this, Cory Chorpenning dominated Unstoppabowl with his below-average 500 despite his team getting swept. Guttersluts leap 1 spot in the standings to 2nd place, while Unstoppabowl sinks 1 spot to 3rd.

Bowlers slipping under the velvet rope in front of The 200 Club include: Bill Krejci (221,204), Carl Goetz (242,218,200), John Boren (213), John Coleman (213), and Pat Searcy (212,216)

A new personal best series was rolled tonight by Dave Hickerson (514, previous best 499).

In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Carl Goetz whipped Division 1, while Seth Gunderson cleaned up Division 2. Dave Hickerson spanked Division 3, and Daniel Bolton crushed Division 4. And, finally, nobody claimed victory in the Interdivisional bracket, and in fact we aren't even going to talk about this bracket as it was a complete embarassment. In terms of overall points: Pat Searcy tops Division 1; Seth Gunderson leads Division 2; Deena Slinkard runs the show in Division 3; and Kendall Kukowski reigns over Division 4.

NEXT WEEK:

• First, on lanes 15&16, 7th-place Churn and Burn (hcp 38) will meet with 6th-place Frickin' Ten Pin. Churn and Burn is expected to maintain their current strength as they get swept; while Ten Pin is forecast to hold steady as they rack up a sweep.
• Moving to lanes 17&18, 9th-place T.B.D. (hcp 55) will challenge 3rd-place Unstoppabowl. T.B.D. might roll a little low and get swept; while Unstoppabowl ought to hold steady as they rack up a sweep.
• Then, over on lanes 19&20, 10th-place King Pins (hcp 56) will match wits with 5th-place Those 4 Bowlers. King Pins will likely maintain their current strength as they lose the series but avoid getting swept; while 4 Bowlers will probably raise their average while they enjoy their victories.
• Next up, on lanes 21&22, 1st-place Oily Balls will chill with 2nd-place Guttersluts (hcp 54). Oily Balls might perform well and sweep the series; while Guttersluts ought to drop their average a bit while they endure a rough night.
• Finally, on lanes 23&24, 8th-place Doll's Balls (hcp 28) will compete against 4th-place X9XX. Doll's Balls are predicted to maintain their current strength as they win the series; while X9XX is anticipated to hold steady as they avoid getting swept.

^*(Remember, the predicted results above are based on mathematical extrapolations and can be changed by all sorts of factors. If you don't like how your team's results are predicted, you and your teammates have the power to prove the math wrong!)

THIS WEEK'S MVB Daniel Bolton Runner Up: (See Posting)	#1 POWER BOWLER Daniel Bolton Runner Up: Carl Goetz	#1 H2H BOWLER Carl Goetz Runner Up: Dave Hickerson
FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE) "I love Jonathan's leathery ball bag." Jason Carpio, on the rugged texture a well-worn bag.

Pos.	Team name	Record	Percent	Total Pins	Change
1	Oily Balls	23.5-8.5	.734	16,150	n/a
2	Guttersluts	22.5-9.5	.703	14,369	+1
3	Unstoppabowl	19.5-12.5	.609	14,494	-1
4	X9XX	19-13	.594	15,270	n/a
5	Those 4 Bowlers	16-16	.500	13,760	n/a
6	Frickin' Ten Pin	13-19	.406	14,985	+1
7	Churn and Burn	13-19	.406	13,651	-1
8	Doll's Balls	12.5-19.5	.391	13,433	n/a
9	T.B.D.	11-21	.344	13,013	n/a
10	King Pins	10-22	.313	12,921	n/a

Men's High Series Scratch	Women's High Series Scratch
Carl Goetz - 660 Bill Krejci - 594 Pat Searcy - 590 John Coleman - 570 Seth Gunderson - 566	Angela Bradford - 503 Freda Schroeder - 430 Andee Weinfurt - 412 Deena Slinkard - 363 Tracy Rychlewski - 358
Men's High Series Handicap	Women's High Series Handicap
Daniel Bolton - 704 Carl Goetz - 696 Bill Krejci - 666 Dave Hickerson - 658 Seth Gunderson - 640	Angela Bradford - 618 Andee Weinfurt - 575 Ann Koerten - 557 Sarah Buchanan - 536 Tracy Rychlewski - 533
Men's High Game Scratch	Women's High Game Scratch
Carl Goetz - 242 Bill Krejci - 221 Pat Searcy - 216 John Coleman - 213 John Boren - 213 (t) Daniel Bolton - 199 Duncan Ferber - 199 (t)	Angela Bradford - 191 Freda Schroeder - 161 Ann Koerten - 156 Tracy Rychlewski - 145 Andee Weinfurt - 140
Men's High Game Handicap	Women's High Game Handicap
Daniel Bolton - 275 Carl Goetz - 254 Bill Krejci - 245 Scott Murdock - 238 Dave Hickerson - 232	Angela Bradford - 229 Ann Koerten - 228 Tracy Rychlewski - 203 Andee Weinfurt - 194 Freda Schroeder - 192
Men's Pins Over Average	Women's Pins Over Average
Daniel Bolton - 94 Carl Goetz - 57 Bill Krejci - 51 Scott Murdock - 50 Dave Hickerson - 44	Ann Koerten - 47 Angela Bradford - 39 Tracy Rychlewski - 18 Sarah Buchanan - 13 Andee Weinfurt - 8