The fifth week of Fall 2006 saw two teams climb in the standings, while two teams slipped. Angela Bradford picked up this week's high game (209) and series (477) for the women, while Pete Forster earned this week's high game (277) and series (699) for the men. Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 15 & 16: Split Happens had a rendezvous with Manute Bowl. Though reinforced by Nick Allegri with his below-average 453 series, Split Happens accomplished only 1 win against Manute Bowl. On the flipside, Andy McLeod ruled Manute Bowl with his 403 as his team took the series with 3 wins. Split Happens remains in 2nd place, while Manute Bowl sinks 1 spot to 9th.

On lanes 17 & 18: TBD shared a few beers with Guttersluts. Topped by David Parre with his above-average 490 series, with kudos to Most Valuable Bowler Jason Caton, TBD celebrated a clean sweep over the Guttersluts. . With the Guttersluts forfeiting, all TBD needed to do was roll within 40 pins of their combined team average each game. Mission accomplished. TBD leaps 1 spot in the standings to 8th place, while the Guttersluts remain in 10th.

On lanes 19 & 20: Bowlkake2 couldn't stop inappropriately groping Hez-Bowl-lah. Led by Tim Segraves with his above-average 532 series, Bowlkake2 collected 3 wins against Hez-Bowl-lah. Across the ball return, #1 Power Ranked and #1 Head-to-Head Pete Forster commanded Hez-Bowl-lah with his terrific 699 despite his team notching only a single win. Bowlkake2 remains in 6th place, while Hez-Bowl-lah remains in 4th.

On lanes 21 & 22: All Belts Are Off waged a heated competition against New Balls, Old Rack. Though featuring David Codding with his below-average 572 series, the Belt got swept by the Old Rack. As for the opposition, Ken M. Wilson mastered the Old Rack with his 556 as they swept the competition. All Belts Are Off plummets 2 spots in the standings to 3rd place, while the Old Rack jumps 2 spots to 1st.

Finally, down on lanes 23 & 24: Frickin' Ten Pins tussled with I Can't Believe It's Not Gutter. Headlined by John Richardson with his dazzling 537 series, Frickin' Ten Pins collected 3 wins against Not Gutter. While that was going down, Ryan Doll oversaw Not Gutter with his above-average 514 despite his team notching only a single win. Frickin' Ten Pins remains in 7th place, while Not Gutter remains in 5th.

Bowlers who lied to their significant other claiming bowling was running long then went out for after-bowling drinks at The 200 Club include: Angela Bradford (209), Bob Brunker (200), David Codding (204), Pete Forster (277,221,201), and Tim Segraves (209)

In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Nobody claimed victory in Division 1 (though Nick Allegri came closest), while John Richardson staked a claim for the Iron Throne in Division 2. Phil Schroeder had his way with Division 3, and Jason Caton whipped Division 4. Finally, Ken M. Wilson (Division 1) clobbered this week's Interdivisional bracket. In terms of overall points: Nick Allegri calls the shots for Division 1; John Richardson holds the reins in Division 2; Phil Schroeder runs the show in Division 3; and Andy McLeod dominates Division 4.

NEXT WEEK:

• First, on lanes 15&16, 7th-place Frickin' Ten Pins (hcp 10) will compete against 6th-place Bowlkake2. Frickin' Ten Pins are expected to perform well and sweep the series; while Bowlkake2 is forecast to drop their average a bit while they endure a rough night.
• Moving to lanes 17&18, 3rd-place All Belts Are Off will chuck some balls with 2nd-place Split Happens (hcp 98). The Belt might maintain their current strength as they sweep the series; while Split Happens ought to hold steady as they endure a rough night.
• Then, over on lanes 19&20, 9th-place Manute Bowl will spend some quality time with 10th-place Guttersluts (hcp 52). Manute Bowl will likely maintain their current strength as they win the series; while the Guttersluts will probably hold steady as they avoid getting swept.
• Next up, on lanes 21&22, 8th-place TBD will tussle with 5th-place I Can't Believe It's Not Gutter (hcp 23). TBD might perform well and win the series; while Not Gutter ought to raise their average even as they avoid getting swept.
• Finally, on lanes 23&24, 1st-place New Balls, Old Rack will face 4th-place Hez-Bowl-lah (hcp 44). The Old Rack is predicted to maintain their current strength as they lose the series but avoid getting swept; while Hez-Bowl-lah is anticipated to raise their average while they enjoy their victories.

THIS WEEK'S MVB Jason Caton Runner Up: (See Posting)	#1 POWER BOWLER Pete Forster Runner Up: Phil Schroeder	#1 H2H BOWLER Pete Forster Runner Up: Phil Schroeder
FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE) "Pat's ball bag is gray? When did that happen?" Bob Brunker, on the ravages of age.