The second week of Fall 2006 saw five teams climb in the standings, while four teams slipped. One bowler roll a new personal best game. Andrea DeLong landed this week's high game for the women with a 187, and women's high series was bagged by Deena Slinkard with a 451. As for the men, Pat Searcy earned this week's high game (245) and series (610). Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 15 & 16: Manute Bowl couldn't stop inappropriately groping Hez-Bowl-lah. In spite of the prowess of Joel Henning with his 416 series, Manute Bowl got swept by Hez-Bowl-lah. Meanwhile, Jason Carpio ruled Hez-Bowl-lah with his above-average 508 as they swept the competition. Manute Bowl plummets 2 spots in the standings to 9th place, while Hez-Bowl-lah jumps 2 spots to 4th.

On lanes 17 & 18: New Balls, Old Rack shared a few beers with TBD. Highlighting the skills of Most Valuable Bowler Ken M. Wilson and his above-average 562 series, the Old Rack celebrated a clean sweep over TBD. On the adjacent lane, David Parre took the lead in TBD with his 438 despite his team getting swept. New Balls, Old Rack leaps 3 spots in the standings to 1st place, while TBD remains in 10th.

On lanes 19 & 20: Guttersluts shared a platter of cheese sticks with I Can't Believe It's Not Gutter. Although topped by Andrea DeLong with her powerful 380 series, the Guttersluts accomplished only 1 win against Not Gutter. As for the opposition, Ryan Doll guided Not Gutter with his 492 (along with props to #1 Power-Ranked and Most Valuable Bowler Ken M. Wilson) as his team took the series with 3 wins. Guttersluts leap 1 spot in the standings to 8th place, while Not Gutter moves 1 spot to 7th.

On lanes 21 & 22: Frickin' Ten Pins alternated between bowling and dry humping Split Happens. Despite the strength of Freda Schroeder with her below-average 440 series, Frickin' Ten Pins got swept by Split Happens. Concurrently, James Long shined in Split Happens with his above-average 428 as they swept the competition. Frickin' Ten Pins plummet 5 spots in the standings to 6th place, while Split Happens jump 3 spots to 2nd.

Finally, down on lanes 23 & 24: Bowlkake2 hung out with All Belts Are Off. Though reinforced by Thomas Lin with his 553 series, Bowlkake2 accomplished only 1 win against the Belt. In the midst of this, Pat Searcy oversaw the Belt with his wondrous 610 as his team took the series with 3 wins. Bowlkake2 plummets 2 spots in the standings to 5th place, while the Belt sinks 1 spot to 3rd.

Bowlers enjoying a guest admission to The 200 Club include: David Codding (225), Ken M. Wilson (203), Pat Searcy (245), Ryan Doll (234), and Tim Segraves (204)

A new personal high game was set tonight by Andrea DeLong (187, previous best 159).

Adding to the excitement, the 245 rolled by Pat Searcy is this season's new high game for men.

The Tournament of Champions begins in 2 weeks. Here are how the divisions are shaping up so far:

DIVISION 1 1. David Codding 2. Pat Searcy 3. Thomas Lin 4. Bob Brunker 5. Stefan Miller 6. Ken Wilson 7. Nick Allegri 8. Carl Goetz 9. Rich DeYoung 10. Ryan Doll

DIVISION 2 1. Jason Carpio 2. Freda Schroeder 3. Dennis Laube 4. Nik Domann 5. Seth Gunderson 6. David Parre 7. Angela Bradford 8. John Richardson 9. Deena Slinkard 10. Joel Henning

DIVISION 3 1. James Long 2. Phil Schroeder 3. Janelle Lamar 4. Scott Murdock 5. Jason Caton 6. Andrea DeLong 7. Andy McLeod 8. Ryan Simonet 9. Greg Middleton 10. Travis Kleiner

DIVISION 4 1. Kris Hiestand 2. Aaron Hoyt 3. Chris Lewis 4. Amy Logan 5. Ben Lee 6. Ariel Waldman

NEXT WEEK:

• First, on lanes 15&16, 3rd-place All Belts Are Off will roll against 6th-place Frickin' Ten Pins (hcp 40). The Belt is expected to maintain their current strength as they win the series; while Frickin' Ten Pins are forecast to hold steady as they avoid getting swept.
• Moving to lanes 17&18, 7th-place I Can't Believe It's Not Gutter (hcp 132) will chill with 5th-place Bowlkake2. Not Gutter might perform well, yet still manage to lose the series but avoid getting swept; while Bowlkake2 ought to hold steady as they enjoy their victories.
• Then, over on lanes 19&20, 2nd-place Split Happens (hcp 88) will spend some quality time with 1st-place New Balls, Old Rack. Split Happens will likely maintain their current strength as they get swept; while the Old Rack will probably hold steady as they rack up a sweep.
• Next up, on lanes 21&22, 4th-place Hez-Bowl-lah will challenge 8th-place Guttersluts (hcp 134). Hez-Bowl-lah might perform well and sweep the series; while the Guttersluts ought to hold steady as they endure a rough night.
• Finally, on lanes 23&24, 10th-place TBD will throw some gutter balls with 9th-place Manute Bowl (estimated hcp 24). TBD is predicted to perform well and sweep the series; while Manute Bowl is anticipated to hold steady as they endure a rough night.

^*(Remember, the predicted results above are based on mathematical extrapolations and can be changed by all sorts of factors. If you don't like how your team's results are predicted, you and your teammates have the power to prove the math wrong!)

THIS WEEK'S MVB Ken M. Wilson Runner Up: (See Posting)	#1 POWER BOWLER Chris Lewis Runner Up: Pat Searcy	#1 H2H BOWLER Chris Lewis Runner Up: Pat Searcy
FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE) "Andy's ass is mine!" Chris Lewis, making after-bowling plans.

Pos.	Team name	Record	Percent	Total Pins	Change
1	New Balls, Old Rack	7-1	.875	3,756	+3
2	Split Happens	7-1	.875	3,292	+3
3	All Belts Are Off	6-2	.750	4,011	-1
4	Hez-Bowl-lah	5-3	.625	3,655	+2
5	Bowlkake2	4-4	.500	3,992	-2
6	Frickin' Ten Pins	4-4	.500	3,702	-5
7	I Can't Believe It's Not Gutter	4-4	.500	2,884	+1
8	Guttersluts	2-6	.250	2,585	+1
9	Manute Bowl	1-7	.125	2,852	-2
10	TBD	0-8	.000	3,093	n/a

Men's High Series Scratch	Women's High Series Scratch
Pat Searcy - 610 David Codding - 564 Ken Wilson - 562 Thomas Lin - 553 Bob Brunker - 550	Deena Slinkard - 451 Freda Schroeder - 440 Janelle Lamar - 429 Angela Bradford - 413 Andrea DeLong - 380
Men's High Series Handicap	Women's High Series Handicap
Pat Searcy - 684 Chris Lewis - 651 Jason Carpio - 630 Scott Murdock - 629 Ken Wilson - 622	Janelle Lamar - 613 Deena Slinkard - 595 Amy Logan - 569 Andrea DeLong - 557 Erin deVries - 544
Men's High Game Scratch	Women's High Game Scratch
Pat Searcy - 245 Ryan Doll - 234 David Codding - 225 Tim Segraves - 204 Ken Wilson - 203	Andrea DeLong - 187 Janelle Lamar - 177 Deena Slinkard - 169 Angela Bradford - 162 Freda Schroeder - 156
Men's High Game Handicap	Women's High Game Handicap
Pat Searcy - 269 Ryan Doll - 267 Scott Murdock - 232 Jason Carpio - 229 Tim Segraves - 229 (t)	Andrea DeLong - 246 Janelle Lamar - 238 Deena Slinkard - 217 Amy Logan - 208 Erin deVries - 200
Men's Pins Over Average	Women's Pins Over Average
Ryan Doll - 76 Pat Searcy - 76 (t) Chris Lewis - 50 Scott Murdock - 49 Jason Carpio - 40 Ben Lee - 37	Andrea DeLong - 61 Janelle Lamar - 54 Deena Slinkard - 29 Amy Logan - 28 Erin deVries - 19