The Spring 2006 season draws to a close, with I'm Gonna Belt Ya, Sucka! officially earning this season's championship title! A stagnated final week resulted in absolutely no movement in the standings. Freda Schroeder picked up this week's high game (164) and series (453) for the women, while Pat Searcy earned this week's high game (241) and series (648) for the men. Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 21 & 22: I'm Gonna Belt Ya, Sucka! couldn't stop inappropriately groping Bowl Movement. Topped by #1 Power Ranked and #1 Head-to-Head Pat Searcy and his above-average 648 series, the Belt split the series with Bowl Movement. On the other side, David Codding called the shots for Bowl Movement with his 574 as they matched their opponent in wins. I'm Gonna Belt Ya, Sucka! end the season in 1st place, while Bowl Movement come out in 2nd.

On lanes 23 & 24: Bora Bora alternated between bowling and dry humping Sweeter Than Yoohoo. Showcasing Dennis Laube with his above-average 555 series, Bora Bora split the series with Yoohoo. While that was going down, Thomas Lin dominated Yoohoo with his 565 as they matched their opponent in wins. Bora Bora end in 3rd place, while Yoohoo cross the finish line in 4th.

On lanes 25 & 26: Split Happens traded lane malfunctions with Guttersluts. Even though highlighted by the skills of James Long with his below-average 471 series, Split Happens accomplished only 1 win against Guttersluts. In the midst of this, Dana Babler showed off in Guttersluts with her fantastic 411 as her team took the series with 3 wins. Split Happens close out in 5th place, while Guttersluts go home with 6th.

Finally, down on lanes 27 & 28: Yo Mama sparred with Tatonka. Starring Most Valuable Bowler Jason Caton and his thrilling 510 series, Yo Mama celebrated a clean sweep over Tatonka. Countering this, Will Jeter laid down the law in Tatonka with his above-average 480 despite his team getting swept. Yo Mama complete in 7th place, while Tatonka end up with 8th.

Bowlers ducking past the bouncer at The 200 Club include: Carl Goetz (216), David Codding (224), Ken M. Wilson (215), Pat Searcy (215,241), Seth Gunderson (222), and Thomas Lin (205,215)

After a hard fought season, the Tournament of Champions was won tonight by Dennis Laube (Division 2), with landing in second place. Dennis will pocket the nice first-place pot, while will take away the second-place pot. Congratulations!

THIS WEEK'S MVB Jason Caton Runner Up: (See Posting)	#1 POWER BOWLER Pat Searcy Runner Up: Jason Caton	#1 H2H BOWLER Pat Searcy Runner Up: Jason Caton
FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE) "I tried to ignore it, but my gaze was constantly drawn to Thomas's dead wood." Dana Babler, wishing someone would come get it off. (The lane.)